Three years ago, when the demented second egg was hit in the head by the thunder next to the temple, Du Jiujiang saw it clearly, and after seeing his tragic situation, blood spurted from his mouth, and he fainted directly. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Although the old man was stronger, he was not scared, but he also howled wolf for a long time on Erdan, which made the whole village echo with that desolate roar, and then after the sober Dachun prompted him, he felt that things were not as bad as he imagined.

Because this stupid boy is not at all like the scorched black appearance after being struck by lightning, but his eyes are closed, his expression is as usual, and he lies there quietly, not even half of a hair has fallen off on his body.

The power of the heavenly thunder is so strong and mighty, and the old man of E pays his own martial arts is not bad, but if he is allowed to resist hard, I am afraid that ten lives will have to be played, not to mention this seven or eight-year-old child who has no internal strength and a stupid mind?

But that's what happened, this stupid boy woke up after a day in a coma.

But after waking up, except for the appearance has not changed, this stupid boy is like a different person, he has opened his heart and not to say, and his mouth is like smearing honey, and he is the master and brother who keep shouting, and the two old men and Da Chunle can see the back molars every day.

I have a sentence in my heart, "How good it would be for this stupid boy to suffer this thunderbolt earlier".

Before he could be happy, the village was full of gossip.

This guy is like having his butt burned by fire every day, and he can't be idle for a moment, either going to the river to play in the water or digging up birds' eggs in the forest.

As his speech and demeanor were very different from before, the villagers thought that they were occupied by something of unknown origin, and in more professional terms, it was "borrowing corpses to return souls", and their eyes were a little weird when they looked at him. In the gossip, the old man also deliberately ran a few mountains and found a witch doctor to come and check it.

The guy with a head full of feathers came in and beat gongs and drums, and twisted his ass and danced a strange dance, and when he was about to feed the second egg and eat some dust, he was directly thrown out by the old man, and the arm of the guy who pretended to be a ghost was broken in half.

Du Jiujiang, who was good at strategy, thought about it and thought about it, but he didn't come up with a result, and in the end, he could only deduce the heavenly thunder and even the yang things, and expelled the yin poison from his body, which made him recover his mind and sanity.

Why didn't the mighty heavenly thunder chop him to death?

Fucking know.

In those days, the two old men drank almost all the wine in the nearby village, and their mouths repeatedly shouted, "God has opened his eyes." Even Du Jiujiang, who is usually moody, shows an uncommon smile in his dreams, and sometimes, there are two lines of tears.

But after the great joy, there is great sorrow.

The good times didn't last long, and within a few days, the boy began to act as a scourge that caused headaches to the people in the village.

This guy is full of energy every day, he doesn't sleep much at night, and often goes to the neighbor's house in the village from time to time, and sits for a few hours, pulling the parents who don't have a lot of money. People were embarrassed to slap him in front of him, so they could only coax him and stuff him with some food to let him go back.

After getting the sweetness, this product is more diligent, and every night it can be strung all over the village.

But every family is not rich, who can prepare so much food to support his little ancestor, and in desperation, he can only come to the house collectively to complain. After hearing the villagers' distress, there was nothing they could do but take turns watching him every night and not letting him go to other people's houses to make trouble.

Erdan is fully open-minded, and he is more obedient, and he doesn't harass people anymore, and the spearhead turns and points at livestock.

The saddest thing is the "big black".

Da Hei is a male dog raised by the "Iron Baby" for several years, with black and bright hair, strong body, which dog dares to bark in front of him, he will bite when he goes up, and he is very domineering, and there are more than a dozen of the same kind under his sharp teeth, as if he is the unparalleled dog king within a radius of ten miles.

That night, the moon was dark and the wind was high, and Da Hei was doing "good things" with his dog, but unexpectedly the second egg jumped out from the side wearing a leopard skin, and howled loudly in his mouth, so that the king of dogs who was proud of the spring breeze was seriously frightened, and he has not been able to "revive the dog style" until now. ”

Since then, the look that Da Hei shows every time he sees Erdan, it is moving, it is called a miserable and miserable relative.

Just when the demon king of the mixed world was crossing Erlang's legs on the bed, thinking about what bad things to do, a small head appeared on the window next to him, "Brother Erdan, you have been locked up by the master again." ”

This soft and beautiful voice is none other than Niu Niu.

A pair of black eyes with autumn water, more pretty and agile than before, the sun shines on the face so that the delicate skin seems to be blown and broken, and the biggest change is that she officially grew out of the front teeth not long ago, white and neat, with cherry plain mouth, a little more delicate than before.

Erdan saw that it was this little girl, with a wooden bed in her hand, sitting cross-legged, and said with a straight face: "I've told you a few times, I want to call Xianggong, why are you so stupid, I won't call you next time I eat well!"

Niuniu has made a lot of delicacies from him in the past few years, and she is more in awe of this "rice owner", seeing that he seems to be angry, for fear that she will not have her share in the future, so she hurriedly explained: "Oh, Brother Erdan, I know, I won't be next time, don't forget me if there is something delicious." ”

"What are you shouting at me?"

The little face of the second egg is black and smelly.

"Brother Xianggong!"

The little girl lowered her head coquettishly.

"Well, little daughter-in-law. ”

Ever since Erdan got this title with all kinds of food, he has been asking Niuniu to call him that. Because he vaguely remembered that when he was stupid before, the two masters always said that he couldn't marry a daughter-in-law or something, which made the young man faintly worried in his heart. In fact, at such a young age, where did he know so much, and was said by the old man, "This girl was born with a prosperous husband", so he had the evil intention of taking it for himself.

After using this product, the words are: good things should be put in your own home!

"Brother Xianggong, what is this Xianggong doing. ”

Niu Niu climbed in through the window and sat on the edge of the bed, her hands on her cheeks, her face full of puzzlement.

Erdan's eyes rolled, and then he smiled: "Xianggong is in charge of food, and he specializes in finding delicious food." ”

If you ask about the meaning of the word "Xianggong", it is estimated that even this bad boy himself can't say a thing or two, but he became cunning and cunning after being struck by lightning, in order to let the little daughter-in-law recognize this title, he still does what he likes.

Niuniu seemed to remember the delicious food that fell into her mouth before, swallowed her saliva, and exclaimed: "It turns out that the husband is so good, what is that daughter-in-law doing."

"My daughter-in-law specializes in eating good things. ”

"Ah, I want to be the daughter-in-law of the whole village, and go to find many, many fathers-in-law. ”

“...... A girl can only find one husband. ”

Erdan heard that the momentum was wrong, and hurriedly explained it clearly.

"Oh......"

Niuniu's originally delicate autumn eyes dimmed a little, and she seemed to be a little disappointed.

The little girl was about to ask about the benefits of being a daughter-in-law again, and suddenly found that Brother Xianggong suddenly collapsed on the bed!

The face of the second egg, who was originally full of nonsense, changed greatly, his teeth were clenched, his face was red, his hands were folded on his chest and he was constantly twitching, and his thin robe was instantly soaked with sweat, looking like a prawn struggling in a pot.

Niuniu hurriedly got up, ran to the water tank in the courtyard, took half of the cold water from the wooden basin, hurriedly returned to him, picked up the cold water on him and kept wiping it with a hand towel.

Although the little girl looked worried, she was not frightened, it seemed that she was already familiar with the abnormal appearance of the second egg.

After half a column of incense.

Erdan's complexion was as usual, and he gradually returned to his original state, but his expression was slightly tired.

Niuniu frowned, squeezed his hand hard, and asked with concern, "Sick again?"

Erdan closed his eyes and nodded effortlessly.

The little girl said anxiously: "Your illness is getting more and more diligent, it used to be once every few months, but now it will happen once in almost half a month." And now every time I get sick, my body is getting hotter and hotter, and it feels like a soldering iron, and I can't stand it when I put my hands on it. ”

Erdan glanced at her weakly: "Didn't you talk nonsense, you have to tell the masters, and I will ignore you." ”

Niuniu's eyes were full of tears, pitiful: "I don't say it, you are not allowed to ignore me in the future." ”

Erdan held her hand and said softly: "Master Du is not in good health, and he has been even more sick in the past six months, coughing up blood almost every ten days, so don't let him worry anymore." Besides, when I don't have this disease, it's not the same as usual, it's nothing. ”

"But..."

Niu Niu bit her lip.

The sick second egg shook his head and said with a smile: "It's okay, when it's cold, I'll go and roll in the snow for a few rolls, maybe I will be attached to the cool breath of ice and snow, maybe it's okay." In this case, in the words of Master E, the yang energy is too strong, it is said that this yang energy is strong, and even the evil ghosts are afraid when they see it, are you afraid?"

Niuniu squinted and said, "you, I'm not a ghost, I'm afraid of what you're going to do." ”

Erdan gasped for breath before he said weakly: "Why aren't you a ghost? You eat more than Brother Dachun, isn't that a starving ghost reincarnated." ”

The little girl looked angry: "Hmph, if you dare to say it again, ignore you!"

"Don't say it, don't say it, I heard Tie Wazi say that the roasted loaches are very delicious yesterday, do you want to get you a few to taste later?"

Niuniu's eyes lit up: "Really?"

Erdan spread his hands: "Gluttonous ......"

"you, I'm not playing with you anymore!"

Niuniu turned around and looked at the yard.

A few breaths passed.

Erdan saw the little girl constantly licking the corners of her mouth, so she said, "Little daughter-in-law, I know what you are thinking." ”

Niuniu looked incredulous, and pouted: "Impossible!"

Erdan was full of anger and concluded: "You are thinking about the big fat goose of Tiewazi's family." ”

Niu Niu jumped up in surprise and exclaimed, "How do you know!"

The second egg smiled evilly and raised his eyebrows: "I'm thinking about it too." ”

That year, legend has it that there were more budding peonies in the Queen Mother's Garden.

That year, legend has it that the Buddha had a frolicking cicada lying on his lap.