As soon as the Protector reached out his hand, he grabbed a plate from the air, and there was a beautiful woman sitting there, her whole body was red and she was not wearing anything. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 There was a small spoon beside the info beauty and handed it to the baby immortal emperor: "Your Majesty, how about you taste it?"

The Baby Immortal Emperor took the plate and asked, "Can the beauty speak?"

"Will say. ”

The Baby Immortal Emperor looked at the beauty on the plate and asked, "Meirenxiang, I'm going to eat you, can I eat it?"

Meirenxiang showed a smiling face: "Your Majesty, I am a dish, you can eat it!"

"I don't know where to eat first?"

"Eat my mouth first, then my head. “

"Why did you eat your mouth first?"

"After eating, I can't scream no matter how painful it is. “

"Aren't you a dish? Why does it still hurt?"

"How can people not hurt when they have bodies and flesh?"

The Baby Immortal Emperor handed the beauty incense to the Protector Immortal: "Return you." I don't dare to eat this dish, will it be poisonous?"

"Your Majesty, how can it be poisonous? I'll eat it for you?" Huxian took the plate, only to see his mouth move, and the beauty fragrance was gone. “

Although the Baby Immortal Emperor didn't eat it, he wanted to know how it came about, and asked, "How did you make it?"

"The next person uses the immortal method to pick the 10,000-year-old green fruit, beat it into a puree, knead it into a villain, sit on the plate, use the immortal method to make her speak, and put it with a spoon, and it's okay. “

The Baby Immortal Emperor asked, "What else do you cook?"

"Stir-frying, frying, roasting, exploding, anything. ”

"Okay! I like it!" the third person introduced himself. ”

The third person on the left raised his head and shouted: "Your Majesty, the subordinate guards the immortals, and he is three hundred and fifty years old." ”

"Is it a physical entity?"

"It's not. ”

"Why?"

"I am an elf, and the fox ascends to heaven after death. ”

"Do you know how to eat and cook?"

"Your Majesty, the next person won't eat or do it?"

"What will you do?"

"I will help His Majesty come up with ideas and find a way. ”

"It's good, but I don't need people with ideas, just people who work. Fairchild took her away and brought another person. ”

Fairy Child bowed his head and replied, "Yes." ”

Shouxian argued: "Your Majesty, the subordinates will also run errands, bathe, and do everything in family chores." ”

The Baby Immortal Emperor looked at the fairy child and asked, "Is it true?" "Your Majesty, it's true." Although the fox spirit is cunning, he will never dare to work under His Majesty!"

"All right, vixen, for the sake of the fairy child speaking for you, stay here! But don't use the fox beauty to confuse me. “

"Got it. “

The Baby Immortal Emperor looked at the last one and said, "Now it's only you left, introduce yourself!"

The fourth bowed his head and said, "Your Majesty, the next person is an immortal, and he is four hundred years old this year." ”

"Can you eat and cook?"

"I won't eat, I'll just do. ”

"Let's make Tianhe fish!

"Yes. Holding the fairy raised his head, blew with his mouth, a big flower bowl appeared in the air, stretched out his hand, flashed in his hand, there was a big spoon in the big bowl, handed it to the baby immortal emperor and said: "Tianhe fresh fish." ”

The Immortal Emperor took the bowl and looked at it, it was very uncomfortable, it was a dead fish in the middle of the night, and he scooped it with a big spoon and ate it, it was okay, and asked, "What else will you do?"

"Your Majesty, you can steam, boil, and stew everything. ”

"Will you take a bath?"

"Yes. ”

"Okay, the four of you will stay with me, and the fairy child will find a few more gatekeepers, and you can arrange it yourself. “

"Yes, Your Majesty. Fairchild bowed her head and withdrew.

The fox fairy exudes the scent of a fox woman, deliberately letting the baby immortal emperor smell it. The Immortal Emperor was in a daze, and saw that the fox fairy had turned into a beautiful girl, and with a slight flutter, her clothes were gone, revealing her beautiful figure, and she shouted tenderly:

"Your Majesty, where is the little girl here?

The Green Flower Fairy came in stealthily and scolded: "Fox Spirit, you actually dare to confuse the Immortal Emperor, see how I clean you up?"

The vixen scolded: "Little slut, how can you dress up and be beautiful? Your Majesty likes me!"

"You're three hundred and fifty years old, and your majesty will like you? Dream! I'm only eighteen years old! See who your majesty likes?"

The vixen sarcastically: "Isn't there any shame about it? A person who is 150 years old still wants to be 18 years old; although he looks old, he is old!"

"Hit, kill the vixen!" the green flower fairy snorted, drew the green flower sword, and danced a few times in the air to demonstrate.

The Baby Immortal Emperor fell on the dragon and phoenix bed and asked loudly, "Is the Green Flower Fairy here?"

"Your Majesty, someone else is here!"

"Why are you making such a noise? ”

The green flower fairy hid the green flower sword, glared at the fairy with her eyes, snorted, flew onto the dragon and phoenix bed, and said gently: "Your Majesty, people miss you so much! ”

"I'm so lonely, I just want you to accompany me. ”

"Your Majesty, how is the scent of your body exactly the same as the scent of mine? ”

"You forgot, you got it! Alas, you can't take it off!"

"Your Majesty, why do you want to take it off, only with my fragrance can you remember me, lest the vixen seduce you. ”

"The vixen seduced me?"

"Seduced, Your Majesty is fascinated. ”

When the vixen heard this, he hid incognito.

The Baby Immortal Emperor said, "How are you going to accompany me?"

"Your Majesty, you turn into a cloud, and I turn into a fog! ”

"You have fine skin, can you stand it?"

"Of course, Your Majesty has not loved it, how can you not stand it?"

The Immortal Emperor turned into a wisp of white smoke, and turned around the dormitory in a circle, turning into a white cloud.

The green flower fairy "exhaled", her body dispersed, and slowly turned into fog, surrounding the small white clouds, turning violently, stopping, churning, drifting, and a few hours, and the night turned into day.

The herald's voice came from outside the door: "Your Majesty, it's time to come early." ”

The baby Immortal Emperor collected the little white cloud, turned into an immortal emperor and flew into the hall of the court, empty on the throne.

The green flower fairy turned into a herald of the court and shouted loudly: "Everyone, there is a book, and there is no book to retreat." ”

The right prime minister flew out of the right column, stood in the middle and said: "Your Majesty, through yesterday's registration, there are more than 300 fairy beauties on the register, far exceeding the original twenty or thirty. If Your Majesty needs it, all of them will be sent to the palace this morning. ”

The Baby Immortal Emperor smiled on the throne: "Aiqing! Only 8,000 maids are needed in the palace, and the number of applicants must not exceed 10,000. After all the arrangements in the palace, all the rest will be given to Zhong Aiqing. Right now, what worries is food. It is understood that the fairies and beauties have to eat, and they will discuss how to collect grain and oil?"

Prime Minister Zuo flew out of the left column, stood in the middle and said: "Your Majesty, you need to issue an official document to collect grain and oil, and do things according to the rules of heaven." ”

The Treasure Immortal Emperor pondered for a long time and said: "Right now, due to disasters and suffering, it is not appropriate to collect grain and oil at this time; We are in a difficult time, and we should be economical and not wasteful. For the sake of prudence, from tomorrow, stop the fairy beauties from entering the palace to be selected for registration. ”

The ministers were talking.

The green flower fairy shouted loudly, there is a book, and there is no book.

The ministers looked at each other and withdrew from the court.

The Baby Immortal Emperor returned to the dragon and phoenix bed and shouted loudly: "Someone." ”

The vixen flashed out and asked, "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

"Take me and the Green Flower Fairy to the bath. ”

Serving immortals, protecting immortals, and holding immortals flashed out, stood beside the bed and said, "Please take a bath for Your Majesty." The green flower fairy flew from the indoor Shanshan to the dragon and phoenix bed, held the baby fairy emperor tightly with her hand, and flew into the bathing room.

The Baby Immortal Emperor pondered for a while and said, "I want the Green Flower Fairy to help me bathe." The Immortal Emperor flashed, and stood tall in the air without touching his clothes.

The green flower fairy was in the air of the bathing room, circling the baby fairy emperor a few times, the clothes on her body flew around, and with a "whew", her body scattered, turning into a fog, covering the baby fairy emperor.

The baby Immortal Emperor was misty, and his body was smoking, rising and falling, fluttering, turning into a wisp of white smoke and flying away.

The green flower fairy turned into a green mist and followed closely, flew out towards the gate of the fairy hall, and disappeared as soon as she became invisible; The green flower fairy also becomes her tulle-wearing self.

When the palace maids saw the baby immortal emperor, they all bowed their heads and knelt on the ground. The right prime minister and the concubine Niangniang were the same, shouting in unison: "Welcome Your Majesty." ”

The Baby Immortal Emperor shouted loudly: "Flat." "Fly into the Kunxian Palace. The green flower fairy followed closely. The concubine and the right prime minister got up, and so did the palace maids.

The Baby Immortal Emperor came to the side of the Baby Guifei Niangniang, and the Green Flower Fairy stood aside. Huang Xing stared at the Green Flower Fairy with a hostile gaze for a minute before looking away.

The right prime minister arched his hand: "Your Majesty, the fairies and beauties registered in the draft, a total of three hundred and fifty are all here." ”

The Treasure Immortal Emperor said: "There are too many people, ten in a row, standing in front of me; "As soon as the baby lady stretched out her hand, she grabbed two white clouds, gave one to the baby fairy emperor, and the baby lady sat on one.

The first line of ten Shanshan floated over and landed in front of the Baby Immortal Emperor and the Baby Niangniang. The right prime minister said loudly: "Please Your Majesty and Niangniang Yu Yu. ”

The Baby Immortal Emperor glanced at it with his eyes and said, "Retreat, send the third courtyard of the Kun Immortal Palace, and arrange for four people to move in one room." “

Fairy Tong took the two palace maids and led the first line of ten people away. The baby lady shouted: "Your Majesty, these ten are too ugly just now, let them all be immortals!"

The Baby Immortal Emperor said: "Those who just came are all lower immortals. If you are favored by me, write down your name and invite you for an interview alone, and those who are willing will be favored and sealed. ”

The right prime minister shouted loudly: "The second platoon has arrived." ”

The second line of ten people flew in and landed in front of the baby fairy emperor and the baby mother. The baby fairy emperor glanced at it and saw a fairy who looked very good-skinned and ** person. The Baby Immortal Emperor looked carefully, and the more he looked at it, the better it looked, and said, "Raise your head." ”

The fairy slowly raised her head, and the baby fairy emperor carefully looked at her appearance, and said, "Not bad! ”

Hearing this, the fairy boy flew over and asked, "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"

"Write down the name of the fairy separately and arrange for the upper room. ”

"Yes. ”

The baby lady asked, "Fairy, what's your name?"

"Yu Niangniang, the little girl's name is Cuixian. ”

"How old are you?"

"I just turned fifteen this year. ”

Baby Niangniang said: "Fairy Child, match Cui Xian with two maids, raise them well, and wait for the adult Immortal Emperor to favor you." ”

"Yes. ”

"The others will be sent to the third courtyard of Kunxian Palace, and four people will live in one room. ”

"Yes. Fairy Tong took the two palace maids and led the second column to fly away. I watched ten formations in order, and it was time for lunch to be eaten.

The Baby Immortal Emperor said, "I'm tired. After lunch, the mother was selected by the mother. The Immortal Emperor flew away, and the Green Flower Fairy followed.

The baby lady shouted, "Someone." ”

Xiantong flew over with two palace maids, landed in front of Niangniang, bowed his head and asked, "What does Niangniang command?"

"Count how many people there are, and how many bowls of food do you need?"

"Yu Niangniang, there were originally one hundred and one palace maids in the palace, plus three hundred and fifty selected fairy beauties, a total of four hundred and fifty-one, minus the eleven palace maids who were His Majesty's gatekeeper and beside him, and four hundred and forty, and four were found missing, which is equal to four hundred and thirty-six. “

The baby lady asked, "If there are ten people at a table, how many tables do you need?"

"Take four hundred and thirty-six, divided by ten equals forty-three .six. “

"Count the forty-four tables!" the baby lady waved her hand, and with a "swish", the forty-four tables filled the three courtyards.

Xiantong was stunned, and it took a long time before he praised: "Niangniang, it's so exciting!"

The baby lady said: "It's up to you to arrange, this palace is tired." The yellow star sent the palace back to the palace. "Baby Niangniang got up and flew back to the Guifei Palace, and Huang Xingxing, Xian Piao and Zhen Xian followed closely behind. The mother fell into bed and sat down.

Huang Xingxing said: "Niangniang, I cook food for others, but I don't eat anything; “

The baby lady was very curious and asked, "I haven't seen you make food yet, let's take a look?"

Huang Xingxing stretched out his hand, flashed out a plate with a cake inside, handed it to the baby Niangniang and said, "Niangniang, please taste it." ”

The baby lady sucked in the air, sucked the cake into a small pit, felt that the baby fairy emperor was pampering the green flower fairy, very hungry, sucked the cake into her mouth, and it was gone. Asked: "Zhen Xian, what do you do to honor your mother?"

Zhen Xian asked, "Niangniang, what do you want to eat?"

The baby lady thought to herself, she had to eat something big to make up: "Tengu stewed ginseng." ”

Zhen Xian hesitated for a long time and said: "Yu Niangniang, the tengu kills one, and it will spoil after eating it for a while, so let's stew the heavenly ginseng with sparrows! ”

"Okay! See how you're doing?"

As soon as Zhen Xian stretched out his hand, he flashed out a large bowl, which contained ten live sparrows, hairless, and "chirping". There are two small figures beside him, four hands can move, and a small spoon is attached.

The baby lady took the big bowl and asked, "Zhen Xian, can the two villains talk?"

"I will say, the mother will know if you ask. ”

The baby lady was very curious: "Two villains, can you talk?"

"Will say, what the mother wants to know, we will tell you. ”

"Two villains, are you cooked or raw. ”

"Yu Niangniang, we have cooked it and are ready to eat. ”

"Who are you?"

"We are like people, not people. ”

"What is it?"

"It's the heavenly ginseng, and I have eaten a great supplement. ”

"Why do you need to use fairy ginseng to stew sparrows?"

"Immortal ginseng nourishes qi and blood, and sparrows stabilize and aphrodisiac, the two are combined, and they are used for the harmony of yin and yang, which is enduring. “

The baby lady drooled when she heard it, and ate it all in a few big mouthfuls with a spoon, and her stomach was still very hungry. The Immortal Emperor favored the Green Flower Fairy too lingeringly, and his energy urgently needed to be replenished, so he shouted loudly: "Yellow Star, make a big cake, put more cream." “

Huang Xingxing stretched out his hand, a basin-sized cake, held it with both hands and handed it to Niangniang, "Try this." “

Baby Niangniang doesn't use a spoon, suck in half of the big cake, move her mouth, and it's gone. I sucked it all in my mouth and swallowed it, saying, "I'm still hungry." “

Huang Xingxing was very puzzled and asked, "Niangniang, why are you hungry after eating so much!"

"I don't know, I'm starving, Zhen Xian makes dog meat stewed green onions. ”

Zhen Xian grabbed it in the air with his hand, grabbed out a small puppy, his whole body was hairless, and his flesh was browned, and he handed it to the baby and said, "Niangniang, you try this." ”

Niangniang tore one off with her hand, took a bite, tasted it, and praised: "Your craftsmanship is really good!" In less than ten minutes, a puppy ate it all, and even the green onions in the puppy's stomach did not let go, and lay on the bed for a long time.

The baby brain transfer switch flicked, baby Hong Lijian took the magic medicine late at night and fell in love with Gong Guan, the brain switch bounced back, and he understood why he ate so much. Two places are exerting a lot of energy and need to be replenished.

Huang Xingxing and Zhen Xian walked out of the door and quietly discussed.

Zhen Xian said: "Niangniang is so strange! One person eats the food of several people, and his stomach does not hurt at all. ”

Huang Xingxing couldn't help but say: "Niangniang has never been like this, could it be fake?"

Xian Piao said: "Maybe the mother is pregnant." That's how women hurt children. ”

Huang Xingxing whispered: "Whether it's harmful or true or not, let me go in and test it, you are not allowed to come in." "Huang Xing sneaked up, like a thief, sneaked to his mother's bed, and whispered:

"Little junior sister, do you have a swollen stomach after eating so much?"

Baby Niangniang whispered, "Senior Sister Huang, I've never eaten so much, what's wrong today?" You see, my stomach is not swollen at all. ”

"Is it true? I'm going to take a closer look?"

The baby lady looked at the door and no one peeked, and turned her clothes up, revealing a pink and red belly, which was still flat.

Huang Xingxing was suspicious and said, "Little Senior Sister is a Nine Immortal level, will she eat the food and transfer?"

"I don't know, I didn't transfer!"

Huang Xing asked for a long time and didn't find a flaw, and quietly exited the door. Huang Xing whispered, "It's true, it may be harmful." ”

Xian Piao and Zhen Xian were skeptical. Fairy Tong suddenly appeared in front of Huang Xing and said, "I want to see Niangniang." ”

Huang Xingxing shouted loudly: "Niangniang, the fairy child asks to see."

"Let her in. “

The fairy child flew into the mother's bedroom, and as soon as he entered the door, he bowed his head and said, "Yu Niangniang, there is still half of the food left." ”

"How so?"

"There are many fairies who don't eat the fireworks of the world. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Niangniang doesn't know, fairies are the descendants of the heavenly immortal couple, these immortals are all immortals, and their descendants are also immortals. ”

"That's it!"

"Do the math, how many tables will be enough in the future?"

Fairy Tong roughly counted with his mouth and said, "Twenty-two tables are enough." ”

The baby lady shouted at the door: "Zhen Xian——!"

Zhen Xian flew in when he heard the sound and asked, "Niangniang, what are your orders?"

"In the future, when it's time to eat, you will cook for the fairies and beauties for the palace. ”

"Yes. ”

The baby lady commanded again: "Fairy child, now is a difficult time, you must save, the food that you haven't eaten at noon, eat it again in the evening, don't waste it." ”

"Yes!" Fairchild bowed his head and withdrew. The voice of the yellow star came from outside the door: "The immortal asks to see." ”

Baby Lady exclaimed, "Let her in." The mother sat up and stared at the door with her eyes, looking forward to it.

Goldfish Er flew in from outside the door, dressed up in a fancy way, in a sunny spirit, and shouted when he saw the baby: "Dad, I'm about to suffocate!" “

"What's new for me?"

Goldfish Er sat on the edge of the bed, clasped his hand tightly on the baby's shoulder and said, "Dad, since Your Majesty has spoiled you once, you haven't come again, I don't know who Your Majesty favors?"

"Do you want Your Majesty's favor?"

"Daddy, I'm a woman. Before, I thought that His Majesty was my own man, but I didn't expect that. ”

"Neither you nor I have ever lived in the palace, and we don't know anything about life here. Dad is worse than you! After His Majesty gave him the title of concubine, he never came once. ”

"Dad, did Your Majesty forget you!"