The baby pondered for a long time and said, "Your Majesty, there is not a grain of grain in the newly built palace, but most of the fairies and beauties who have been drafted into the palace are flesh and blood, and they all have to eat!"

"Aren't you a Nine Immortals?

"But the palace can't live there! There are so many in a day, how many in a month, and how many in a year?"

"If you don't have a palace, can you still build it? What are you afraid of? No matter how long the queue is, the registration will be limited by the time limit in one day, and the registration will be gone if you report late; and then see how many people can register in a day, whether the registration will be terminated, isn't it?"

Seeing that it didn't make sense, the baby was very depressed, thinking about another thing, and said, "Your Majesty is wise." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

The Immortal Emperor turned into a smile in a blink of an eye and said:

"Ai Concubine! The draft into the palace is a matter of the harem, and you are responsible for the selection and arrangement, if you don't have enough to live, build two or three more palaces, how can you live enough. The more beautiful women in the palace, the better! ”

"Your Majesty, is there any difference between a fairy and a beauty?"

"Of course it's very different. Fairies are the descendants of the immortals who breed in the sky; beauties come up from the mortal world to become immortals; after this storm, the fairy world needs a large number of people to enter the immortals.

Therefore, the fairy door is wide open, as long as people with this kind of thinking can fly to the sky, they will naturally become beauties. “

The baby waved his hand, and the aerial picture disappeared: "Your Majesty, it's getting late, and the concubine is going back to the palace." ”

The Immortal Emperor pondered for a while and said, "I love the concubine, I haven't favored you since the concubine was given, so stay with me tonight!"

"Your Majesty, the concubine is Your Majesty's person, since Your Majesty wants the concubine to stay, she will stay! ”

The Immortal Emperor shouted loudly outside the door: "Someone!" The invisible palace maid suddenly flashed out and lowered her head. One of the leading palace maids shouted, "Your Majesty, please." “

"Help the mother bathe. ”

"Yes!" The leading palace maid was in front, the baby was behind, followed by the three palace maids, and brought the baby into the bathing room. The green flower fairy happened to finish bathing, and when she saw the baby, she exclaimed: "Welcome to the concubine!"

The baby smiled: "The Immortal Emperor has favored you?"

The green flower fairy was in front of the palace maid of the Immortal Emperor, it was hard to say, and nodded. The baby saw the green flower fairy walking out of the bathing room, and thought to himself, the fairy emperor is too energetic, he has just pampered the green flower fairy, and he wants to pamper me; no wonder so many beauties are chosen to enter the palace.

However, the Immortal Emperor didn't know that I was a Nine Immortals, and cultivating love with me might drain all the energy on him. But it's okay that way, he won't be greedy for women anymore;

The leading palace maid shouted loudly: "Please take a bath for the concubine!"

The baby's body shook a little, and the clothes on his body were gone.

The four palace maids were so frightened that they opened their mouths and were speechless for a long time.

The leading palace maid finally couldn't help but praise: "Guifei Niangniang, you are so beautiful, how can there be such a beauty in the world! The green flower fairy is beautiful! But the mother is ten million times more beautiful than the green flower fairy!"

Baby's introduction: "I am naturally beautiful, my skin is delicate, the powder is translucent, there is no flaw; “

"The Immortal Emperor is really a blessing! No wonder he gave Niangniang as a concubine!"

Baby Concubine Niangniang said:

"Stand aside and see how I bathe?" the baby flicked up, reached out and grabbed a white cloud, threw it into the air, floated in a circle, wrapped around the baby's body, one time it rained, the other foamed, and the baby was washed clean.

The palace maids exclaimed: "It is so fragrant! One of the palace maids held the water flowing from the underground bath in her hand and said, "Sisters, the water is fragrant!"

With a wave of the baby's hand, the white clouds disappeared, and the body flew into the dormitory from the bathing room without staining, and the immortal emperor was above the dragon and phoenix bed, turning into white clouds floating around.

The baby shouted, "Your Majesty, do you see me?"

"I'm here, you come and sit on the white clouds. ”

"Your Majesty can't help it, you will be skinny and the wind will blow you down. ”

"Aifei, you are so beautiful! How can there be such a beauty in the world, it's incredible! Aifei, come here, I can't wait. “

"But human beauty is useless, you can only watch it! Your Majesty, I am a Nine Immortal-level Great Immortal! As soon as you get wet, you will suck up all your energy, so that you can never get close to a woman. ”

"Beloved concubine! Apart from you, there will be no more beautiful person in heaven or on earth!

"Your Majesty, I'm leaving, you better take care of yourself!"

"I can't go! You can't go! You are gone, how can I close my eyes all night? I knew that my concubine was so beautiful, and what did I do with the second goldfish and the green flower fairy? I can't let my concubine become an ornamental vase, I want to make my concubine my beloved. “

"No, no, Your Majesty, it's really not good! The concubine is leaving. "The baby is about to fly.

White clouds floated over from the dragon and phoenix beds, surrounding the treasures. There was a strong wind on the baby's body, sucking the white clouds in.

The Immortal Emperor was dizzy, and with a "bang", he fell heavily on the floor.

The palace maids screamed and flew over, and the Immortal Emperor had no clothes on his body, and became skinny and bone-in-cheek. Although it didn't fall apart, it fell to the ground and turned into a skeleton, with no flesh and blood at all.

The baby fell, and the Immortal Emperor changed the wind and flew away. The baby flashed his eyes with the back of his head, and saw the Immortal Emperor lying down on the bed incognito.

The baby flew to the side of the dragon and phoenix's bed and shouted: "Your Majesty! What the concubine said, His Majesty just didn't listen. Your Majesty, will you ever recover?"

When the palace maids saw it, there was nothing on the dragon and phoenix bed. The leader shouted loudly: "The concubine is crazy!"

The baby stretched out his claws, grabbed the leading palace maid, and said loudly: "Don't scream." With a wave of his hand, he smashed the leading palace maid to pieces, and with a wave of his hand, he smashed the leading palace maid to pieces, and there was not a drop of blood on the ground.

The baby shouted loudly: "Whoever dares to go out and shout will immediately become like her, and die a very embarrassing death!" The three palace maids were so frightened that they shrank into a ball and hugged each other tightly.

The baby said: "You have seen with your own eyes the matter of the Immortal Emperor, and you don't let him come, but he doesn't listen, and I can't help it." “

The three palace maids cowered and replied in unison: "Niangniang, we have all seen it." ”

The baby pondered for a long time and stood up: "It's not enough to just see!"

The three palace maids asked at the same time, "What do you want to do?"

The concubine Niangniang glared at her eyes, gritted her teeth and said, "Only the dead will not speak." “

The three palace maids asked in unison, "Why?"

"Because I don't want to believe you. ”

The three palace maids were so frightened that they fled for their lives, and disappeared as soon as they became invisible. The concubine Niangniang had yin eyes, and when she saw the three palace maids fleeing in panic outside the door, she waved her claws and beat the three palace maids to pieces, and there was not a drop of blood on the ground.

The baby's heart is bumpy, and with a wave of magic, a colorful picture appears in the air, and the monoclamus climbs on the frame and asks, "Baby, is there something to find me?"

The baby was very confused: "Demon Eye Man, after these four palace maids were killed, why are there no corpses and blood marks underground?"

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and said in an immortal tone: "These four palace maids are all immortals. It is the special choice of the Immortal Emperor to serve the girl. "Why does the Immortal Emperor want to choose the Immortal Palace maid to be the maid by his side. “

"Because the fairy waits for the girl and doesn't eat or drink, she only knows how to work. “

The baby was confused: "Did these four maids die?"

"There is no such thing as life or death, they are immortal spirits, and they have been scattered. ”

"Can it still be fixed?"

"No, you can't. ”

"Why?"

"They don't have the power to do it. ”

The baby looked at the invisible Immortal Emperor on the dragon and phoenix bed and asked, "What should I do?"

"Yes, but it can't be fixed. ”

"Why?"

"Think about it, if the Immortal Emperor is repaired, Niang Niang is going to return to the position of being controlled by others, why not replace it? Niang Niang will enjoy supreme power, and what she doesn't want to see in her eyes can be eliminated immediately, and she can use her own ability to manage the Immortal Realm. You can also recruit children into the palace and live with you. “

Considering the embarrassing situation brought about by entering the palace, the baby pondered for a long time and said, "This is a good way." But some people have the direct eyes of the Immortal Emperor, and they can see the Immortal Emperor lying incognito on the bed?"

"Take out the Immortal Emperor's straight eye. “

"How do I take it?"

"A black membrane is placed over the straight eye, and no straight eye can be seen. “

"But I wonder where his straight eye is?"

"On the front door of the head. “

The baby looked closely, but he didn't see the straight eye. Use magic to pass it over the head of the Immortal Emperor. Then flashed with the straight eyes behind his head, and he could see the Immortal Emperor lying on the bed, and asked, "Demon Eye Man, why can't the magic black devil cover the straight eye?"

"The Immortal Emperor is a great immortal, of course, he has to use the black film of the Immortal Method to cover it. ”

The baby pondered for a moment and said, "What are you covering?

It would be best if he could kill him, but he was an Immortal Emperor, and no one could kill him. Therefore, it can only be controlled. “

"How do you rule the king?"

"It is called the three-step ruler, use his reputation to rule the world, let him lie in bed forever, and prevent him from repairing himself, and every once in a while, draw energy for him, so that he can remain like this forever. ”

"Oh, it's too much trouble! It would be nice to be able to kill him! ”

"Then you can give it a try. ”

The baby flashed his eyes and saw the skeleton of the Immortal Emperor lying on the bed. With a wave of the immortal method, it flew into the air, and he blew on the body of the Immortal Emperor skeleton with his mouth, "——! the whew", and spewed out a yang fire, and the body of the Immortal Emperor skeleton burned, burning for a long time, and there was no smell of burning in the house. As soon as the baby is harvested, the yang fire disappears. The Immortal Emperor's whole body was burned black, and the skeleton's body could still move.

The baby was very confused and asked, "Demon Eye Man, the Immortal Emperor is too dark to sleep on the dragon and phoenix bed, what should I do?"

The Monoclamus searched automatically, and said in the tone of an immortal, "Forget it, it's better to put him in the artificial sun, and it doesn't matter if he can be burned to death." ”

With a wave of the baby's hand, a red sun rose from the ground, as tall as the black skeleton body of the Immortal Emperor, sucking the Immortal Emperor into the artificial little sun.

Baby look carefully, the black skeleton body of the Immortal Emperor is burning red in the little sun, and the black skeleton body falls off and becomes red, and it will still move.

The baby flashed with the back of his head, and he could see that the little sun was very dazzling, and with a "swoop", the straight eye was blinded by the little sun, and it became black and whirring, and he couldn't see anything.

The baby was very nervous and asked, "MAGIC EYE, my straight eye was blinded by the little sun, what should I do?"

The MONOCULUS automatically searched and said in a professional voice: "Good thing!

The baby wondered: "Is it still a good thing to be blind?"

"Of course. Baby, think about it, what will happen to all those who have a straight eye when you are blinded by the little sun?"

"Of course, you will also be blinded. Seems like a good thing. What should I do now?"

"First, hide the little sun, and second, become an immortal emperor, organize a court meeting to arrange affairs, and deal with problems. Third, replace all the heralds around the Immortal Emperor with their own people, discover the rumors, and track them down to the end. Make a major adjustment to the harem, recruit the children into the palace, and live with you. ”

The baby pondered for a long time, and with a wave of his hand, the artificial little sun disappeared, and said, "There is one thing that is too inconvenient." ”

"What's inconvenient?"

"Children are recruited into the palace, and it is very troublesome to change back and forth. Huang Huang and Goldfish 3 have five bald heads and red red to take care of them, and Goldfish 2 has me to take care of them, so there is no need to move anymore. ”

"Then don't move. ”

The baby spun around, turned into an immortal emperor, flicked the bed and lay down, shouting: "Come on,"

A palace maid came in from outside the door, bowed her head to the bed and asked, "What does Your Majesty command?"

"Get the fairchild. ”

"Yes!" the palace maid bowed her head and withdrew.

It's very good that the baby feels the supreme power for the first time. No wonder the Immortal Emperor was afraid of others usurping the throne, saying that he was an immortal emperor who could never be destroyed. The dragon head wind demon knew the sweetness, so he made waves, burned the fairy world, and tried to usurp the throne.

The baby was very confused and asked, "Demon Eye, is this a usurpation?"

The MONOCLONE automatically searched and said in an observant tone, "No. ”

"Why?"

"Because you want to become an immortal emperor and organize the affairs of the court, instead of using your true identity to manage the affairs of the court. ”

"And what am I like that?"

"Count the monarch, the Immortal Emperor is still there, and you will manage it for her. ”

"Great. No one calls me a usurper!"

"It's not that no one scolds you, it's that you don't know at all. ”

"What's next?"

"Go to the court, listen to the opinions of the ministers, handle affairs, and review the chapters. The harem directly became the management of the concubine. ”

A shout came from outside the door: "Fairy Child has arrived." ”

The MONOCLUSION crawled on the frame and flashed, and then disappeared. The palace maid came in with the fairy boy bowing her head: "Your Majesty, the fairy child has arrived." ”

The baby glanced at the fairy child order: "Raise your head, let me see?"

Fairchild raised her head and smiled slightly.

Baby Immortal Emperor Order: "Send four other palace maids to me, change all the heralds outside the door, and when you hear the rumors, report immediately" "Is Huang Xing also going to be changed?"

"Change. ”

"Yes!" the palace maid took the fairy child away. Huang Xingxing flew in and asked, "Your Majesty, why did you replace me?"

The Baby Immortal Emperor pondered for a while and said, "You have other arrangements, let's go and serve Niangniang!" I heard that you and Niangniang are sisters, I have thought twice, and it is most suitable for you to be together. ”

Huang Xingxing knelt under the bed, bowed his head and begged: "Your Majesty, the minister is already your person, let the minister stay by your side!"

"Will you tell my mother?"

"No, it won't. ”

"With what guarantee?"

"Guarantee with personality!"

The Treasure Immortal Emperor said: "Personality cannot be guaranteed, only the dead can be guaranteed;

Huang Xingxing broke out in a cold sweat and said in fear: "Your Majesty, I'll still serve Niangniang!"

The Treasure Immortal Emperor pondered for a long time and said, "I am not allowed to say what I just said to anyone, otherwise, you should know the consequences." ”

"Yes, your majesty, rest assured, the minister will never say. ”

The Baby Immortal Emperor waved his hand: "Go!"

Yellow Star exited the door. The Baby Immortal Emperor used the doppelganger method to become two people, one is the baby concubine Niangniang, and the other is the baby Fairy Emperor......

A picture appeared in the air of the concubine's bedroom, and the baby concubine Niangniang came out of the picture and flew off the bed.

Huang Xingxing came in crying and crying, and saw the baby concubine sitting on the bed, and suddenly appeared, kneeling in front of the bed and bowing her head and crying bitterly.

Baby Concubine Niangniang asked, "Senior Sister Huang, why are you so sad?"

Huang Xingxing cried bitterly for a while, sobbing and choking: "Yu Niangniang, I gave him all my body, and now he has a beautiful green flower fairy, what should I do if he doesn't want me anymore?"

The baby concubine said: "You and the green flower fairy are senior sisters, I hope you will unite and serve me together, don't think about anything else." ”

"But Niangniang, my heart is very unfair! I have just been promoted to herald, and I have been taken down again, and I can't bear it!"

"Senior Sister Huang, you should know the situation in the palace, the Immortal Emperor alone has the final say. Don't say that it's just for you to change places, even if it costs your life, it will not hesitate!"

Huang Xingxing sobbed for a while: "Niangniang, I will serve you well." Let me do whatever I want?"

The baby tentatively asked, "Do you know how to eat, or how to make food?"

"I can eat, and I can cook. ”

"You're also a physical entity?"

"Yes. ”

"How can a flesh and blood body live to be two hundred years old?"

"Yu Niangniang, the master gave me the elixir back then, and fixed my appearance at the age of thirty. “

"Can't you turn yourself into a beautiful girl?"

"Yes, but not in front of His Majesty, once discovered, it can be regarded as a bully!"

"It's not allowed to change around me. It's what it should be, it's what it is, all right, get up, and wait outside the door. “

Huang Xingxing got up and withdrew from tears. The baby was transformed into the baby fairy emperor with the doppelganger method, sitting on the dragon and phoenix bed, the fairy child came to the bed with the four palace maids, bowed his head and shouted: "Your Majesty, the four palace maids have arrived." ”

The four palace maids bowed their heads and knelt in front of the bed. The Immortal Emperor shouted loudly: "Raise your heads." ”

The four palace ladies raised their heads. The Immortal Emperor looked at it, one was uglier than the other, and ordered: "From left to right, report the name, age, and identity all up." ”

The first person on the left was confused: "Your Majesty, my name is Shi Xian, and I am three hundred years old this year,"

"Will you eat?"

"No, I'm a fairy and I can cook. “

"Immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, right?"

"Yes, Your Majesty, ascending to immortal after death is the most glorious thing in the family, but I didn't expect to ascend to heaven and become an immortal. “

"Do you have an opinion on being an immortal?"

"Nope. “

"Why do you talk like that?"

"It's because the ideal is not the same as the reality. “

The Baby Immortal Emperor said: "No matter what kind of immortal it is, it is always an immortal." You live the life of an immortal, even if you are a lower immortal, you are more noble than mortals. You are proud of your ascension to immortality, and you deserve praise. Ascension to Immortal is infinite glory!"

"Yes, Your Majesty, remember. ”

"Who's the second person on the left? ”

The second person on the left panicked and said, "My name is Hu Xian, and I am three hundred and twenty years old. ”

"Do you know how to eat and cook?"

"Your Majesty, if you don't eat, you can cook. ”

"Why don't you eat?"

"I am a spirit immortal, and after death, I ascended to heaven and became an immortal. ”

"What will you do? I'm hungry?"

"I will make beauty incense, I don't know if Your Majesty likes it or not?"

"Let's take a look?"