Chapter 402: Why is this so?
Why are you doing this in the 402nd round?
The baby stretched out his hand to catch the fish and said, "Lao Hua, that's it, hang up!"
"Okay!" Director Hua hung up. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The baby took the mobile phone and put it in Xiaohong's satchel and asked, "Honghong, what do you think about Goldfish Thirteen?"
Honghong said: "Dad, you and I are both women, and women can't do without men." Goldfish Thirteen is in puberty and needs men. But the big magic room is on this condition, we can't provide her with a choice of objects, as long as she herself is willing, I think she can. ”
"This is only a temporary relief of needs, and it does not mean that we will stay together for a lifetime; I am afraid that the roe brains and rat-billed rabbits are haunted by evil in their bodies, which will bring disaster to this family." ”
Honghong said: "It's better to check and see, if it's okay, my ideas can be made public." If there is a problem, it can only be dealt with. ”
After the baby finished the fish, he said, "I think so too, let's get some sleep and get up later to continue the examination." ”
Honghong waved her hand and walked out of the bedroom, closing the door by the way.
The baby was lying on the bed, thinking about it, thinking of the fruit Hong Lijian, he had not been in touch for many years, and the company's accounts did not know how to operate, did he transfer the funds to his account? The baby asked, "Demon Eye, how is the fruit Hong Lijian doing now?"
The rectangular magic eye moved his body and said in an expert tone: "Fruit Hong Lijian bought a villa, owns all the property rights of Hong Lijian, and his capital has increased greatly, more than ten times that of Hong Lijian back then, and he also got a black card agreed by the bank." ”
When the baby heard this, he broke out in a cold sweat: "This is not to turn all the money of Hong Lijian's company into his." ”
The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "This money is legal." The fruit Hong Lijian is the stand-in of the Hong Lijian. According to the registered trademark, Fruit Hong Lijian is the legal agent of Hong Lijian Company. ”
"How to deal with Hong Lijian's fall to death?"
The rectangular magic eye automatically searched, and a picture of Hong Lijian falling from the sky appeared, saying: "Through investigation and identification, Hong Lijian belongs to the suicide of falling from the building, and the fruit Hong Lijian; belongs to the person with the same name, born at the same time in the same year, the same month, and the same day, and does not think that the industry of the fruit Hong Lijian is the industry of Hong Lijian." ”
The baby was shocked: "Oh my God! No wonder the fruit Hong Lijian dared to openly use Hong Lijian's money to buy villas and apply for black cards; I was too careless! Demon Eye, what should I do?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body, spun around in the air and said: "It's not that there is no way, you will change, you will be invisible, you will have magic, you can get the company back without me teaching." ”
Babe is lost in thought......
A red shout came from outside the door: "Dad, everyone is here, are you still sleeping?"
The baby gets out of bed and opens the door into the conference room. The kids packed the meeting room, and the goldfish was inside. Goldfish Er saw the baby introduced: "Goldfish Fifteen, I've come to see it a few times, and I know it's his turn to check!"
Baby asked, "What about people?"
Goldfish Two shouted: "Goldfish Fifteen!"
Honghong also went outside to inform: "Brothers and sisters, we have come to a meeting." ”
Goldfish Fifteen flew and said: "There is no one in the building; I know that Aunt Baby is going to have a meeting; it's all over!"
Red Red flew into the conference room with Goldfish Fifteen.
The baby gave a thumbs up and praised: "When you have a meeting, you have to be like Goldfish Fifteen, thinking about checking yourself, no one needs to shout, take the initiative to ask." ”
Goldfish Fifteen came to the baby, the baby waved his hand, the magic eye flew out of the bedroom, circled in the air, aimed at the head of the goldfish fifteen, and shot a beam of light from the magic eye, flashed, and a halo appeared, turning around the goldfish fifteen. The magic eye bounced off, landed in front of the baby, and said in a professional tone: "Goldfish Fifteen is a pure virgin and has a strong body. ”
Goldfish Fifteen was proud and smiled, "This is the result of exercising every day. ”
The red sisters stared at Goldfish Fifteen with their eyes. Zizi "grinned": "I want to marry him." ”
Bai Bai turned around and said: "You are older than others, I don't know if people can take a fancy to you? ”
"You're not younger than him, why do people fancy you?"
"I said you are bigger than him, and I am smaller than him. Who of us sisters is not older than him?"
Zizi shouted loudly: "Goldfish Fifteen, say in vain, she likes you!"
Goldfish Fifteen, his face flushed, waved his hand, tilted his head, and did not dare to speak.
Baby glanced and said, "Okay, now it's Goldfish Sixteen." ”
Where did Goldfish Sixteen stand for a long time, he didn't move. Goldfish Two repeated: "Goldfish Sixteen, it's your turn, what do you think?"
Goldfish Sixteen trembled and said, "Is it okay not to check? I'm not feeling well!"
Goldfish essence said: "If you are uncomfortable, you should check it, find something wrong, and let Aunt Baby help you treat it, isn't it better?"
Goldfish Sixteen hesitated and did not move. With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic eye flew up, came to the head of the goldfish sixteen, shot a beam of light at the goldfish sixteen, lifted the goldfish sixteen, turned back and forth a few times, the magic eye flicked, flew to the baby and said: "The goldfish sixteen has the characteristics of both sexes, and she is still a stone girl." ”
"Oh!" the goldfish spirit opened his eyes and gasped: "How can this be?
The baby looked at the magic eye and asked, "What is a stone girl with gender characteristics?"
The rectangular magic eye moves the body, using the identity of a gynecological examiner: "This question is explained in two ways: first, the shemale, with the characteristics of both sexes, is congenital, and second, the female characteristics are stone women, which are also born. ”
The goldfish spirit commented: "It's so weird!
The baby asked directly: "Goldfish Sixteen, what are your plans?"
Goldfish Sixteen pondered for a long time and said, "If you are a woman, you have to deal with a stone girl, it is too troublesome, and it is not as convenient as a man?"
Goldfish Er asked: "Do you want to be a man or a woman;
Goldfish Sixteen was in a dilemma: "What about being a man? my body belongs purely to a woman; what about being a woman? I don't want to, I can't make up my mind when I think about it." ”
The baby saw Goldfish Sixteen hesitate: "Let Auntie help you get an idea, right?"
Goldfish Sixteen shook his head: "I haven't thought about it yet, and I don't know if it's better to be a man or a woman?"
Honghong said, "This question is very simple, just ask the MONOCULUS." ”
Goldfish Sixteen begged: "Aunt Baby, can you please help me ask the Demon Eye?"
The baby stared at the magic eye and asked seriously, "The magic eye, is Goldfish Sixteen suitable for a man or a woman?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body, and said in an expert tone: "Goldfish Sixteen has a woman's body, still has the characteristics of a man, and is still a woman, so it is recommended that it is more suitable to be a woman." ”
Goldfish Sixteen agreed with the Monoculus saying, "Then be a woman." ”
The goldfish spirit shouted loudly: "I'm going to have surgery again." ”
Honghong comforted: "It doesn't hurt, just move! It's better to move early than to move late; ”
With a wave of his hand, the baby turned on the magic, lifted the goldfish sixteen in front of him and crossed the air, danced his palms, aimed at the goldfish sixteen, and shot out bursts of magic waves from the palm;
A lot of black blood was shed. Use a sharp knife to cut off the man's features, get it in the air, the magic will automatically clean up, repair the wound, relieve the anesthesia, and place the goldfish sixteen on the magic table. Goldfish Sixteen carefully examined the operation and said perfectly, "Thank you, Aunt Baby, it seems that being a woman is the most suitable for me." ”
Baby asked with concern: "Goldfish Sixteen, there are many red brothers, is there anyone you like?"
Goldfish Sixteen showed embarrassment: "I just became a woman, and I haven't adapted to the life of a woman, so I suddenly proposed to find a partner, is it too hasty?"
The baby glanced at Honghong and said, "Help me ask?"
Honghong glanced at the brothers present: "Goldfish Sixteen said, which of you likes her, stand up quickly?"
The red brothers looked at each other, but none of them squeaked.
Baby thought, it's strange that no one is tempted by such a great opportunity. Introduction: "Brothers, listen up. Through surgery, Goldfish Sixteen completely became a real woman, still a virgin.
This is a rare opportunity, if agreed, and goldfish sixteen objects. Goldfish Sixteen also agreed, to enjoy a house, and to officiate at the wedding with the Reds, and any of you who would like to raise their hands immediately. ”
The red brothers looked around, looking at each other, but none of them raised their hands. The baby asked one by one, "Lulu and Gugu, how are you two?" and Lulu and Gugu shook their hands. The baby asked again: "Huang Huang, the opportunity has come! What are your plans?"
Huang Huang smiled and said: "The matter of the goldfish three is still in my heart, I am afraid!"
The baby asked, "Who else?"
Good-looking, blue, gray, and forbearance all shook their heads.
The baby was disheartened and said: "Since there is no it, forget it, love is not forced; now ask for free love; ”
Goldfish Seventeen shouted, "I'm here, do you want to go to the front?"
Baby pondered for a moment and said, "Come on, I hope everyone is well, no surgery, and I'll save trouble here." It seems that there is not much time in the afternoon, and it is almost time for dinner, so you have to hurry. ”
Goldfish Seventeen walked straight up in front of the baby, and at a glance he knew that there was nothing wrong in his heart. The baby waved his right hand, the magic eye bounced up from the ground, turned around in the air in the conference room, and shot a beam of light at goldfish seventeen, the magic eye flashed, and a halo appeared, and he circled around goldfish seventeen a few times, and after scanning the magic eye, it bounced back in front of the baby and said: "Goldfish seventeen is no problem, he is still a virgin." ”
The red sisters stared at Goldfish Seventeen with their eyes in appreciation. In particular, the word "virgin" is more eye-catching. ”
Baby shouted, "It's goldfish eighteen." ”
Goldfish eighteen twisted and pinched, and half a day passed.
Honghong asked, "Goldfish Eighteen, what's wrong?
Goldfish Eighteen's face was gloomy, and he was dissatisfied: "What's wrong with me? So many people look at and check me, are you annoyed?" Aunt Baby, I don't want to check?"
The baby is not easy to answer this question: "Boys, you say, 'Is it okay not to check?'"
I just finished the inspection and said loudly, "No! We've all checked, why doesn't she check it?"
Those who haven't checked it also say, "Okay! She doesn't check it, and we don't check it either." ”
The goldfish essence was very angry and roared loudly: "Goldfish Eighteen, are you deliberately making trouble?" Let me ask you, is there something wrong with your body and you are afraid of examination?"
Goldfish Eighteen said: "It's so annoying, I don't want people to see it, I want to check it in public, doesn't it mean that I leak my privacy? I don't want to check it! Whoever wants to check it will check it!"
The goldfish spirit glared at him and shouted, "It's against you, your mother is not here, you think I can't control you, baby, enforce it!"
The baby analyzed the situation and said: "Goldfish Eighteen, if you don't check, you must have a reason not to check." Everyone is inspected in public, and they are a family, so there is nothing that can't be opened. If you don't check, no one from you onwards will have to check. Do you think the people who have checked it will agree?"
"Whether they agree or not, it has nothing to do with me!"
The baby sighed, "Alas, it looks like the examination is coming to an end! I didn't want to do it, it was tiring and hurtful, but some people have strange bodies, men are not men, women are not women, and there are unexpected abnormalities." Children, if you all agree not to check, then from today onwards, the inspection will end here. Tell your mom about it, and now, I'd like to hear from you?"
The goldfish was very hot carefully: "Baby, don't talk to him, forcibly check!"
Those who checked said, "We support Dad's opinion. ”
I haven't checked, and one part says, "We support Dad's opinion." ”
Only a few said, "If you don't check, you won't check;
Baby pondered for a while and said: "According to the organizational principle, the minority obeys the majority, and now there are many people who are in favor of the inspection, and there are few people who are not in favor of the inspection. Now it's time for a mandatory inspection of Goldfish Eighteen. ”
When the goldfish eighteen heard this, he was very frightened, so he ran away and flew out of the conference room.
The baby shouted: "Fixed!" fixed the goldfish eighteen in the air of the compound, waved his right hand, the magic eye flew out, and scanned the goldfish eighteen with a strong light, the halo turned around and circled, and after the inspection, it flew back to the baby.
Baby asked, "How's it going?"
The rectangular magic eye moved his body and said in a modern professional and technical tone: "Goldfish Eighteen is a man, pregnant and pregnant. ”
"Ah!" exclaimed the goldfish spirit, "a man is pregnant, whose will it be?"
With a wave of his hand, the baby searched Goldfish Eighteen into the conference room, stood in front of him and asked, "Goldfish Eighteen, why do men get pregnant?"
Goldfish Eighteen squeaked, his face flushed, and he couldn't answer for a long time.
The goldfish spirit stared at Goldfish Eighteen with strange eyes: "No wonder you resist the inspection, it turns out that there is something in your stomach, whose is it?"
Goldfish Eighteen was secretive and didn't say a word.
The goldfish spirit glared and said, "Do you think you can hide from it without saying it?"
Goldfish Eighteen bowed his head and was silent.
The baby looked at the magic eye and asked, "The magic eye, goldfish eighteen is a man, how can he get pregnant?"
The rectangular magic eye moved his body and said in a Taoist tone: "Goldfish goes to bed late at night on the eighteenth day, and is accompanied by a beautiful woman every day." ”
"Oh!" the goldfish spirit seemed to understand. Director Hua gave birth to a child, didn't he just get it himself?
Goldfish Er couldn't help but ask: "With a beautiful woman, conception should be a beauty, why is it a man?"
The goldfish essence didn't think about it, and blurted out: "This is called the inversion method." ”
Goldfish Two was puzzled: "What is the inversion method?"
The goldfish spirit opened its mouth and didn't dare to say it.
Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, what is the inversion method?"