The 401st episode found out something strange

The baby was also happy: "As long as you are satisfied, I am happy too." Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info children, let's talk about one thing before the meeting, ten suites have been added to the ten-story building, nine sets for goldfish, and nine sets for goldfish, and what does that mean, to tell you,

Hurry up and find a partner, the house is ready for you. This inspection is of great significance, because all the men and women in the goldfish family are separated, and everyone will understand in their hearts who is male and who is female. Honghong should make a good record, and when the time comes, it will be written in black and white,

At first glance, it is clear. Now I'm going to check on Goldfish Eleven, have you come?"

Honghong introduced: "Everyone is here, it is impossible for Goldfish Eleven not to be there?" Honghong glanced around and shouted: "Where is Goldfish Eleven?"

Goldfish Eleven came in from outside the door and reported: "I'm in the bathroom, I didn't expect it to come to me so soon." ”

Baby glanced at Goldfish Eleven: "Come to the front, let the magic eye check it and you're done." ”

Goldfish Eleven cut through the crowd and squeezed to the front to stand. With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic eye opened, flashing a bright light and hanging high in the air. Baby asked, "Is Goldfish Eleven a man or a woman?"

The rectangular MONOCULUS automatically searched for a while, and a beam of light shot out of the MONOCULAR, scanning the body of Goldfish Eleven for a while, and the bright light disappeared. The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said in an expert tone:

"Goldfish Eleven is a man, but he has the second characteristics of a woman, and he doesn't need surgery. ”

The brothers and sisters of the goldfish family were very strange, and Goldfish Nine discussed: "Isn't it awkward? Either it's all men or all women." How so?"

The goldfish essence opened his mouth: "The magic eye inspection has changed, and no one needs to walk in." ”

Honghong wrote it with a pen. The baby pondered for a while: "Children, the magic eye checks like this, to avoid the fear of those who dare not drill the magic eye, and after scanning, the situation will be automatically reflected." Now it's Goldfish Twelve. ”

Goldfish Twelve was prepared, flew up, stopped in the air, the magic eye flashed a bright light, scanned the whole body of Goldfish Twelve, put away the bright light, moved, and said: "Goldfish Twelve is a pure virgin; ”

Goldfish Twelve was proud and turned in the air and flew back. Honghong immediately used her notes, thinking to herself that Goldfish Twelve often secretly asked Tongqing to play, and now it seems that it is just playing. The Magic Eye has said that the Goldfish Twelve is a pure virgin,

I haven't touched a woman, and this is undoubtedly a comfort to Honghong.

The baby said: "Today's progress is very fast, and if it goes on like this, it won't take long to finish the inspection." Now it's Goldfish Thirteen. ”

When the goldfish thirteen heard the sound, he panicked and was afraid, and he twisted and pinched, and it took him a long time to walk to the front and stand, and his heart suddenly rose to his throat and muttered, "Don't check out the problem." ”

The rectangular magic eye automatically retracted, and suddenly appeared in front of Goldfish Thirteen, and circled around Goldfish Thirteen, flashing a strong light, which seemed to melt Goldfish Thirteen. The rectangular magic eye flicked, became black, moved its body and said:

"Thirteen Goldfish is a woman, who has touched a man, not a virgin. ”

Goldfish Essence was very puzzled, I had never seen Goldfish Thirteen have a boyfriend, why did he have an affair with a man?: "Demon Eye, could it be a mistake?"

MONOCULUS didn't react.

According to the question of the goldfish essence, the baby thought for a while and asked, "Kids, does Goldfish Thirteen have a boyfriend?"

The Honghong brothers and sisters and the goldfish brothers and sisters looked at each other, but none of them answered. The baby looked back at the magic eye: "Goldfish Thirteen doesn't have a boyfriend, why aren't you a virgin?"

The rectangular magic eye said in the tone of a Taoist priest: "Actually, Goldfish Thirteen knows better than anyone that at night there is often a Prince Charming who goes in through the window to share a bed with her, but she hides it in her heart and never tells anyone. ”

Goldfish Thirteen listened to the introduction of the magic eye, blindfolded, lowered his head, embarrassed.

The goldfish spirit couldn't help but ask, "Goldfish Thirteen, what kind of person is it?"

Goldfish Thirteen waved his hand and didn't let him ask.

Goldfish Two didn't understand: "Goldfish Thirteen, don't you sleep without closing the window?"

Goldfish Thirteen objected, "Don't ask?"

The baby said, "Goldfish Thirteen, when you are of married age, you can find a partner in a dignified manner, why do you have to sneak around? Either it's a monster that will turn into something, or something is a spirit, and now Prince Charming's identity is unknown, according to the situation, he just wants to enjoy it with you, and he doesn't want to bear the consequences, so he can't do it if he doesn't investigate!"

Goldfish Thirteen was embarrassed and said, "I have no relationship with him, and I didn't let him come; ”

Goldfish Er was very depressed: "Why don't you shout?"

Goldfish Thirteen argued: "I can't shout this kind of thing!"

The goldfish spirit was puzzled: "The first time you came, you didn't know that you would let him in, and the second time you came, why didn't you close the window? Oh! I know, you deliberately let him in, didn't you?"

Goldfish Thirteen cried: "Dad, I can't do without a man! Honghong and Goldfish Five, Goldfish Nine and Pigeon Pigeon Meidu are in pairs, who am I looking for? Since he is here, he has someone to accompany him late at night, and he doesn't feel lonely, what's wrong?"

Goldfish Er said: "It turns out that you want to open the window wide, for fear that he won't be able to get in." I ask you, how long have you been together?"

Goldfish Thirteen said awkwardly, "Three months, right? In the dead of night, he came in through the window, and left before dawn." ”

The goldfish spirit asked, "What's his name?"

Goldfish Thirteen shook his head.

The goldfish spirit looked at the baby: "Can you search for the man of Goldfish Thirteen, let's see?"

The baby shook his head and said, "I don't know the name, I can't search for it." ”

Honghong's heart was foggy: "This is really a strange thing, we live in the air, and this kind of thing will happen." Dad, ask the magic eye what can be done to see it?"

Baby was suspicious and asked, "MONOCULUS, what does the man of Goldfish Thirteen look like?"

The MONOCULUS suddenly flew into the air, and everyone could see it. Automatic search, and after a while, the man of Goldfish Thirteen appeared in the picture. The goldfish spirit opened his eyes and shouted: "It's so ugly, how can you become Prince Charming?"

Goldfish Thirteen glanced at it, covering his face and not daring to look again.

Honghong asked, "What kind of monster is this, and why is it so ugly?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said in the tone of a Taoist priest: "This is a flower mouse, which is stained with flowers and becomes a essence, and the roe brain rat mouth rabbit body often becomes a prince charming picking flowers." So far, I have picked hundreds of flowers, and I have never been pricked?"

Baby asked, "Why?"

"Because becoming Prince Charming is a woman's favorite person, and a man's breath is confused, no flower can escape. ”

"Won't the flowers he picked conceive?"

"The roe deer brain rat-billed rabbit suffers from sterilization and cannot conceive the flower. ”

"What should I do?"

"Catch it and deal with it, otherwise, it is not a way to pester Goldfish Thirteen for a long time. ”

The goldfish spirit glared at his eyes and scolded: "You must kill this flower thief!"

The baby pondered for a while, looked at Goldfish Thirteen and asked, "What does the meaning of the magic eye mean to kill the roe brains and rat-billed rabbits, what are your plans!"

Goldfish Thirteen was strange in his heart, he was reluctant to kill the roe brain, and if he died, there would be no one in the middle of the night. If you don't kill him, you always sneak around and don't see anyone, and everyone doesn't approve of it, saying, "Aunt Baby, please search for me, let me ask if he loves me?"

With a wave of his hand, the magic turned on, searching for the roe brain rat-billed rabbit in the sky, and after a while, hundreds of roe brain rat-billed rabbits flew in a long line from the sky, stained in the air of the big magic room, all of them looked exactly the same.

The baby immediately flew out of the conference room, followed by the children, and the goldfish spirit flew to the front in a panic and came to the scene. The baby looked carefully, and his eyes were dazzled: "Goldfish Thirteen, who is coming late at night?"

Goldfish Thirteen searched for them one by one, and after looking for them several times, he couldn't find them, and said, "There are so many monsters, they all look the same, and they can't be recognized!

The baby moved the magic eye out of the conference room with his hand and asked, "The magic eye, where is the roe brain rat-billed rabbit that accompanies Goldfish Thirteen late every night?"

The rectangular magic eye "whew", flew up, the rectangle went down, and scanned hundreds of roe brain rat-billed rabbits high, the halo turned in a circle, scanned one by one, flashed, returned to the baby, and said in an old-fashioned tone:

"Among these hundreds of monsters, none of them are roe deer brain rat-billed rabbits that accompany Goldfish Thirteen late at night, and most of them are female. ”

The goldfish essence was puzzled: "What's the matter, the ones you want to find haven't come, and the ones you don't look for have come so much." Since they are neither, it is better to put them away, so as not to occupy the space of the compound. ”

With a wave of the baby's magic, hundreds of roe brain rabbits disappeared, and he asked strangely, "Why can't my magic search for the roe brain rabbit that accompanies Goldfish Thirteen late at night?"

The rectangular magic eye moved his body and said in a Taoist tone: "Your magic is useless to him, he has magic power in his body to fight and automatically discharge magic." ”

The baby was depressed: "What should I do?"

The rectangular magic eye automatically searched, and after a while, the roe brain rat-billed rabbit appeared in the picture, and the magic eye said cunningly: "Grab him with your claws now, drag him out and burn him to death." ”

The baby waved his right hand, stretched out his claws, and grabbed the roe brain rat-billed rabbit in the devil's eye.

The rectangular magic eye automatically searches, and after a while, the screen appears stealthy roe deer brain rat-billed rabbit, but the magic eye can recognize, the baby can't see it, and the goldfish essence and children are the same.

The baby was puzzled: "Demon Eye, the picture is not a roe brain, a rat-billed rabbit!"

The rectangular magic eye moved his body, and said with the subjective thinking of the magic eye: "The roe brain rat-billed rabbit is in the picture, you can't see it, there is no way." ”

The baby is still unwilling: "Demon Eye, how can you catch the roe brains and rat-billed rabbits?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body, automatically searched for a long time, and said in a Taoist tone: "There is another way, which is to ask Goldfish Thirteen to open the window late at night, let the roe brain rat-billed rabbit enter, and the baby is hidden in Goldfish Thirteen's room,

Wait for the monster to appear, with its claws. ”

Goldfish Thirteen tried his best to object: "Don't catch it, I'm willing to let him come!"

The goldfish spirit roared loudly: "Do you know what he is, what demon genes are in his body, what if it is passed on to you?"

"Anyway, if you're with me, you won't get pregnant. Without him, I can't find a boyfriend; ”

The goldfish spirit scolded: "How could you say such ugly words? Do you know that this will insult the family style? Even if you approve of it, you must pass the proper inspection and have no problems, so that you can be together for a long time." ”

Goldfish Thirteen argued, "It's my personal business, I didn't want you to know, but the Magic Eye checked, and I couldn't help it. ”

Considering the safety of the family, the baby persuaded again: "The matter of the magic chicken, just a while; Your father was also infected with spirit and demon meat, and it took a lot of effort to remove it.

Since you like to sneak up on him, I can't help it. But for everyone's safety, it is best to call him for the MONOCULUS to examine, and if there is no evil in the body, I can declare you legally related to the meeting. Giving you a night to think,

Be sure to bring him in for a check-up tomorrow during the day. If you can't bring it, you can do it the way we do. There are still opinions, and no one understands them. ”

Goldfish Thirteen has no bottom in his heart, and the baby's words are already the biggest concession: "I'll try it tonight." ”

Baby glanced at the children present and said, "The matter of Goldfish Thirteen has also appeared among Honghong's brothers and sisters before, and it is nothing new. Most of them are sperm thieves, which does not mean that they have to live with the parties for a lifetime, and it is purely a hedonistic behavior. If the parties want to become a legitimate couple, there is no historical precedent, but I hope that Goldfish 13 will become a historical precedent; ”

Hearing this, Goldfish Fourteen was prepared, and squeezed to the front to stand: "Aunt Baby, can't you enter the conference room to check?"

The baby looked at the sky and said, "It's almost noon time to eat, and after the inspection, let Honghong search for food, and after eating, rest for a while, and then check again in the afternoon." ”

Goldfish Fourteen has nothing to say. With a wave of his hand, the Magic Eye circled in the air, came to Goldfish Fourteen, and shot a beam of light at Goldfish Fourteen. The halo circled Goldfish Fourteen, and the magic eye flicked, flew in front of the baby, and said with the thinking of an inspector: "Goldfish Fourteen is a man, not a virgin." ”

The goldfish spirit was very depressed, and he didn't see that Goldfish Fourteen had a girlfriend, why was he not a virgin, and asked, "Goldfish Fourteen, have you ever had a girlfriend?"

Goldfish Fourteen pondered for a long time and said, "Dad, this is personal privacy, can you not answer?"

The goldfish spirit roared loudly: "No!"

Goldfish Fourteen said, "Daddy, I'm sorry!" I chose not to answer. ”

"I'm mad! I really want to be angry! Why don't you tell my girlfriend who it is? What else can you say?"

Goldfish Er also said: "Goldfish Fourteen, tell me what will happen? Isn't it just a girlfriend? ”

Goldfish Fourteen thought for a long time and said, "It's not time to say it yet, so keep it secret for now." ”

If Goldfish Fourteen has a girlfriend, it is a normal phenomenon, and he is not alone in unmarried cohabitation, Honghong and Goldfish have all grown into adults, and they are not married?

"That's the end of the matter, it's not too early. Honghong searched for food for her brothers and sisters, and when I was tired, I went to bed and lay down for a while and brought me a fish. ”

The baby flew into his bedroom and lay on the bed. Thinking about Goldfish Thirteen, it is necessary to tell Director Hua that he took out his mobile phone from Xiaohong's satchel and dialed it to his ear, and the mobile phone rang with a ringtone, which was connected in less than a minute: "Hey, hey!"

Director Hua's voice came from the mobile phone: "Baby, what's the matter?"

"Where are you, can you come back at noon?"

"I can't come back at noon, there are a lot of things, "Lonely Island Obsession" has not been finished yet, and the leader is going to arrange a new task again. ”

"Lao Hua! Tongqing, you have to think about it, there is a suitable role, you have to recommend it. ”

"I think so, although Tongqing is the child of Honghong and Goldfish Five, but after all, it is my granddaughter and your granddaughter, if Tongqing is allowed to show up, it will definitely expose the privacy of the big demon room in the sky and become a hot topic for people to talk about, where will you and I put our faces?"

"Your worries, I have considered it a long time ago, if you are afraid, just say that Tongqing is my granddaughter. Lao Hua, you may not know it yet, Tongqing is the only junior girl in this family, and she has reached the age of marriage. The brothers of the Honghong family and the goldfish family in the air compound are both single, and it will be more troublesome if something happens. I asked MONOCULUS about this, but MONOCULUS said otherwise, "The red siblings and the goldfish siblings are not human, and they can be restrained by unethical morals and allowed to marry with her elders." The more I think about it, the more terrifying it becomes. Although the Red Siblings and the Goldfish Family Siblings are not human. But I don't agree with the statement of the Magic Eye, and the relationship between you and the goldfish essence is not a legitimate relationship. ”

"Baby, this matter is too complicated, my head is about to explode when I hear it, and when I think about it, it's really annoying! This doesn't work, that doesn't work! Can you help Tongqing find a partner, won't the problem be solved?"

"If you say so, the problem will be much simpler! First, you promised to introduce Tongqing as an actor, and since you agreed, you will do it. Second, if you find a partner for Tongqing, it depends on whether Tongqing is willing or not. Third, if you don't do what you promised, what will the celebration think?"

Director Hua's anxious voice came from the mobile phone: "You wait for me to think about it." ”

"One more thing, it's Goldfish Thirteen. ”

"What's wrong?"

Baby repeated what happened and said, "Goldfish Thirteen doesn't know what to think, for the sake of a flower-stealing monster, don't want face?"

"The matter of the big demon room, I have a headache when I think about it, and I will leave it to you to deal with it with all your powers. The big magic room faces more men and fewer women. The women have to look for the outside, and some of the men are shemales; it's very troublesome!"

Honghong flew into the baby's bedroom with a big fish: "Dad, after the food is distributed, leave this big point for you!"