"How?"

"Hmm-"

"That's it!"

"Isn't this a little too frustrating, it doesn't look like it has any potential!"

"Then what do you say? If you can't reach a contract again, we can't be yin and yang officials in the next life, this is already the most decent thing we have encountered after graduating fifty years ago. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"But—"

Yang Pi was in a daze, and heard a lot of discussion and dispute in his ears, which made him upset, and he was so angry that he yelled before he opened his eyes, "It's not over, what's the noise?"

"Oops! Wake up, it looks like there's a show!"

Another voice chimed in, "Are you ready for that?"

"See, this is it! I've been carrying it with me for a long time. ”

The moment Yang Pi opened his eyes, he was almost startled, and among the barren mountains and mountains, two men were staring at him intently, with an inexplicable smile on their faces.

One of the two was wearing a black suit and the other was wearing a white suit. Since no sound could be heard in the dead of night at this time, Yang Pi said with some fear, "You-who are you?"

After hearing the white and black, he smiled slightly, and the smile was even more confusing, but he immediately reported to his home.

"My name is Triangle, you can call me Brother Triangle. His name is Yuanyuan, you can call him Big Head. ”

"Poof-" Yang Pi puffed and couldn't help but almost laugh, these two people don't look like dogs, suits and leather shoes The name is too inferior, what is the name triangle and round. If I had a dog, I wouldn't have such a dirty name.

Just when Yang Pi was thinking nonsense, the one who called the triangle took the lead in opening his mouth, "If you wake up, we won't delay." Let's sign this. ”

Yang Ji looked at the guy in a white suit called Triangle and handed him a black roll of paper, and opened it in front of him, only to see the three big characters 'life and death' gilded on it, in addition, there were some words that he couldn't understand at all, like a ghost drawing charm.

"I don't sign. "The yang pith was directly thrown to the triangle, and the three words 'life and death' made him decide that this was by no means a good thing.

"Alas, you stinky boy!" Triangle was anxious, yelling at the penalty, and was about to make a move, but was stopped by the other side wearing a black suit called Yuanyuan, "Triangle, don't scare him yet! Scare this away, we're really done playing!"

Triangle took a deep breath and said to himself, "I don't know like a little ghost, you come and tell him who we are!"

Yuan Yuan suddenly sat down beside the yang piano, patted the yang pith on the shoulder and said, "Hello, don't mind, he has a little short temper in the triangle, don't be afraid!"

Yang Ji looked confused, he became more and more confused by the actions of the two guys in front of him, staring at these two strange and strange men without saying a word.

"Well, what is that life and death? Why did you let me sign it!" Yang Mian didn't want to entangle too much with these two guys of unknown origin, and got up from the ground with a 'whoosh', and was about to run away with his legs, but he found that his legs seemed to be filled with lead, and he couldn't move anyway.

"Hehe, I can't move!" "Triangle shook in front of the Yang Essence, "Little bastard, don't be ignorant, just you, a lonely ghost in the wilderness, it's a dream to escape from the eyes of our Yin Yang Official." ”

This time, Yang Pi was really startled, his body didn't listen to his orders at all, and what Triangle said made him even more stunned. All that left in his head were the words 'lonely soul and wild ghost' and 'yin-yang official'. But Triangle's subsequent words made the yang almost impossible to think about at all.

"I know, what you're thinking! But, hehe, I can tell you you're dead!"

Dead, dead

There was a buzz, and the yang marrow only felt that his eyes were dark, and his ears were filled with the sound of round and triangular disputes.

"Hey, Triangle, you're a little too much, he's been dead for forty-nine days, and we'll lose more if we're scared by you again. ”

"Cut! Don'******t pretend to be a good person, I'm trying to make him recognize the facts. He's a lonely ghost now, and if he hadn't met our kindness, he would have been gone. Triangle said disdainfully.

Looking at Yang Ran's face that was so shocked that he mocked, "Hey, stinky boy, don't be stupid, I know you don't believe you're dead, I'll prove it to you now." ”

As if he was still in a dream, he suddenly raised his head, only to see that there was suddenly a big knife in his triangular hand.

The knife glowed with silver, perhaps before he could blink an eye, whistling straight above his head. There was no time to exclaim, too late to dodge, and the knife slashed directly at his shoulder.

"Ahhhh

Yuan Yuan covered his ears and squatted aside, while Triangle was quite annoyed, staring at the yang pith with extremely contemptuous eyes, he didn't expect this guy to be a coward.

"Ahh ”

As soon as these words came out, the consciousness of the yang marrow suddenly returned, and the moment he opened his eyes, he could no longer speak. I saw that his severed arm was at his feet, and there was not a trace of blood on his shoulder.

The yang marrow was speechless in shock, and his jaw and palate kept trembling. He looked at his arm on the ground for a while, and then at the triangular face, which was instantly ever-changing, and the words were indescribable.

This time it was Triangle's turn to feel amused, amused by the silly expression of the penis. The original anger disappeared in an instant, and it was time to speak well, after all, they didn't want to give up this last chance.

The knife in his hand disappeared in an instant, and Yang Ji was dumbfounded, but Triangle didn't want to give him time to continue thinking, "Boy, now you believe it! You are no longer human, and everything that appears in front of your eyes is not a dream." ”

Triangle glanced at Yuan Yuan, who was helplessly squatting aside, and said, "We are the Yin and Yang officials of the underworld and hell, what should we say in the words of you humans!"

Triangle pretended to be pondering, and Yuanyuan on the side immediately answered, "That's right, it's black and white impermanence!"

"That's right, it's black and white. Triangle lamented that the name given to this human being is quite connotative, 'impermanence, impermanence. ’

"That-that-you're here to take me?" Yang was finally able to speak, and even now he felt that he was in a dream, and that all these unreasonable things were only in dreams.

Under the gaze of Triangle and Yuanyuan, Yang Pi slapped himself twice, his desire to wake up from the dream was completely shattered, and there was only Triangle and Yuanyuan's stunned gaze in front of him.

"Boy, does it hurt?" asked Triangle.

The yang marrow shook his head, it really didn't hurt at all.

"Since it doesn't hurt, then we should also go on the road!" Triangle said, I don't know where to take out another chain, the chain is as thick as a forearm, and the sound of 'bang-la-la' is very harsh,

Yang Pi stretched out his remaining hand with some resignation, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and said, "I'm going with you, but I want to know how I died?"

Yuan Yuan didn't expect Yang Pi to ask this, to be honest, he didn't know how Yang Pi died, otherwise this soul would not have fallen into their hands, but he didn't think how to speak.

"How can you let you know about this underworld. "Triangle actually doesn't know, he doesn't want to know, the only thing he wants to do now is to try his best to get this soul to sign the 'life and death certificate', as long as he signs the life and death certificate, everything will be fine, and it is not in vain that they have been looking for so long in the underworld.

"Oh!" Yang Pi didn't get the answer he wanted, and lowered his head helplessly. If he really died, but he didn't even know what was going on with his death.

Triangle glanced at the broken arm of the penalty, picked it up, put it on the penalty's chest, and smiled, "Hey, boy, I'll open your eyes now." ”

After finishing speaking, Triangle stretched out one hand to the place where the pendicular arm was broken, and drew a few faint yellow lights in the air flickering brightly and dimly, only to hear a "He-"

At this moment, he was a little convinced of the fact that he was dead, because his arm was restored to his body intact.

Yuan Yuan put the chain directly around the neck of the penalty, as if he was afraid that he would escape, and wrapped it several times before he was relieved.

Triangle was a little excited, he had been waiting for this moment for fifty years, and he was finally going to succeed.

Trembling stretched out his hand, Triangle told a big lie, but in the past few years when the donkey skills were poor, there was nothing to be afraid of, "Come on, sign this life and death certificate first, and we can recover you after signing this!"

"Oh!" and when this situation is completely a dream, since it is signed in the dream, it must be fake in reality.

Writing his name casually, Triangle and Yuanyuan almost cried excitedly while holding the black paper.

"It's done, it's done, big head, we finally have someone to ask for. The triangle was incoherent in excitement, and the yang marrow of the listening was inexplicable.

Yuanyuan's mood is quite stable, and the two of them have the right to be a real yin-yang official for the first time after graduating from the Academy of the Dead, and this opportunity can allow them to return to the world.

Yang Pi looked at the two big men crying and laughing in surprise, this dream is really weird and impermanent.

"Yang Pi" The two of them called Yang Pi together, which shocked him, but the next words made him realize that he had really entered another world.