The 326th time the two families opened their marriage

The goldfish looked at him with a begging look and said, "Mom, hit me!

Director Hua raised his hand high, and couldn't fall for a long time, "Alas!" and shouted: "I don't object to you finding a boyfriend, but you have to find someone!

"Mom, I can't find it;

"You're going to me off!"

The baby pondered for a long time and asked, "Black crow, you don't have anything to eat, how can you feed the goldfish?"

The black crow quibbled: "I have a mouth, and I use my mouth to prey on a goldfish." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The baby said, "The goldfish can't eat what you catch, she wants to eat fish and fruits, can you find them?"

The black crow said, "I will try to find it, and for the sake of the goldfish one, it must be done." ”

The baby looked at the goldfish and said, "The black crow can't even feed himself, what do you eat with him?"

The goldfish said, "What does he eat? What do I eat?"

Baby explained: "The black crow eats corpse meat, or rotting corpse meat;

The goldfish pondered for a while and asked, "Won't it?"

The baby dialed the magic eye in the air, automatically searched, and after a while, the black crow in front of the picture appeared, flying and stopping on a big tree, seeing the dead mouse underground, flying down, tearing the rotten mouse into several halves with its mouth and feet, gobbling it up.

When the goldfish saw it, he was very disgusted, and stood up from the underground and said, "The dead rat stinks, can you eat it?"

The black crow shouted: "Impossible, the crow in the devil's eye is not me!"

The goldfish said, "Aunt Baby's magic eye can't be wrong! It turns out that all you eat is this! I follow you, and I won't starve to death!"

The black crow said, "If you have hands, you can find food yourself!"

Goldfish argued: "Marry a man and marry a man! Dress and eat! I don't even have anything to eat, let alone clothes!"

"You have goldfish skin, what are you going to wear it for?"

The goldfish said in frustration: "You go!"

The black crow was very sad and said, "I love you! With that, he flapped his wings and flew away.

Director Hua asked, "What about the spots?"

Spotted Red flew out of the crowd and said, "Uncle Hua, I'm here." ”

"Immediately organize personnel to make rounds and report the situation in the conference room after the inspection. ”

Spotted Red shouted loudly: "Huahua, goldfish three come with me!"

Flowey and Goldfish Three come out of the crowd. Count the number of people present, and then go to the two big magic rooms to see.

The baby flew into the conference room, and with a touch of magic, he lifted Director Hua into the conference room and sat next to him. The goldfish spirit came in with a shrunken body, and stood aside. The baby glanced at the people present and said, "The situation in the past few days will be introduced by the goldfish." ”

The goldfish squeaked and couldn't speak.

Baby asked, "What's wrong?"

Honghong said with a sad face: "The goldfish doesn't care about anything, he just wants to fall in love, and I do everything alone! Dad, I don't deserve this deputy team leader! Who wants to be whom?"

Baby asked, "Goldfish One, tell me what you think." ”

The goldfish cried with a gloomy face and said, "Mom, I can't be the team leader, and my brothers and sisters don't listen to me, what should I do?"

Director Hua said seriously: "If you have something to say, you can't do it at every turn! You are a goldfish, who will do it if you don't do it?"

The goldfish cried quietly: "Let Honghong be the team leader, and I will be the deputy team leader!"

The goldfish spirit immediately came over and shouted: "No! Honghong is the team leader, what if you don't search for food for us? The black crow is gone, and the goldfish can't have any more selfish thoughts, so we must take our brothers and sisters well!"

The goldfish cried and said, "Dad, I don't care! You have to take care of you! My heart hurts!"

Director Hua pondered for a while and said: "Goldfish No. 1 is not suitable to be the team leader anymore, and Goldfish No. 2 will be the team leader. ”

The goldfish spirit argued: "Why don't you let me be the leader of the group;

Director Hua explained: "What is a father? A father is a parent! As a father, we must do a good job of our father's responsibilities and obligations; we must not cause trouble out of nothing, cause trouble, and make everyone feel uneasy." ”

The goldfish spirit stared at his eyes, pointed his fingers and shouted, "What trouble did I provoke? I just let Honghong do a little better, but this little goblin and wicked person sued first, but said that mine was not!"

Director Hua said: "You are a parent, just take care of yourself! And what can't you do for the kids?"

"I want to do it, but you don't let me do it, what can I do?"

Spotted red with flowers, goldfish three flew into the house, attracting the eyes of the audience. Spotted Red said, "Dad, Goldfish Thirty and Goldfish Thirty-One are not here." ”

Baby asked, "What about our people?"

"There is no shortage of one. ”

Director Hua panicked: "Baby, hurry up and search to see where they are?"

The baby moved the magic eye to the conference room, dialed it with his hand, and the rectangular magic eye automatically searched, and after a while, goldfish thirty and goldfish thirty-one appeared on the screen. Among them were two human-faced owls;

Director Hua couldn't help but ask the goldfish essence: "Do you know these two human-faced owls?"

The goldfish spirit prevaricated: "How can I know them?

The baby looked at the MONOCULUS and asked, "MONOCULUS, where did these two human-faced owls come from?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "It was escaped from the artificial genetically modified laboratory." ”

"Do they have the ability to live independently?"

"Not yet, after a long time, it is likely that there will be. ”

"What do they live on?"

"They live off the guinea pigs that the lab provides them. ”

With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic turned on, searching the heavens and the earth, and after a while, Goldfish Thirty and Goldfish Thirty-One flew into the conference room with two human-faced owls. Baby exclaimed, "Who gave up your seat?" ”

Red red, goldfish one, spotted red, goldfish two took the initiative to give up their seats. Goldfish Thirty and Goldfish Thirty-One sat down with two human-faced owls. The baby looked at the two human-faced owls and asked, "Which of you two will speak first?"

The first human-faced owl said, "I don't know what to say, we were having a good time, and a gust of wind blew us here! What does that mean?"

The second human-faced owl said, "We didn't make a mistake, what are you doing with us?"

Seeing that the two human-faced owls had a bad attitude, the baby stared at his eyes and asked, "Do you know whose daughter is Goldfish Thirty and Goldfish Thirty-One?"

The first human-faced owl said with a gloomy face: "I don't know, I don't want to know! I'm in love with Goldfish Thirty-One, it's our business, it has nothing to do with whose daughter she is!"

When Director Hua heard this, he was so angry that he let out a "sneering" voice and said, "Look at it! He was with Goldfish Thirty-One, and he didn't let me ask; what does this mean?"

The baby said, "They are uneducated, what do they know? It seems that they are doing their own thing, and no one can control them!"

Director Hua howled loudly: "I don't believe in this evil! I can't control you, can't I still control my daughter?"

The goldfish essence scolded: "Tie up these two little mongrels and beat them up!"

Baby asked, "Goldfish Thirty-One, how did you meet?"

Goldfish Thirty-One said, "We can't go anywhere, they flew to the magic room by themselves, and he said he loved me, so I went out on a date with him?"

Baby looked at the goldfish thirty and asked, "Tell me about your situation?"

Goldfish Thirty said, "My situation is the same as Goldfish Thirty-One." We were at home, and we couldn't go anywhere, it was like going to jail, and it was very uncomfortable. Someone asked me out, and I went. ”

Baby pondered for a while and said, "Director Hua, it seems that the children are all trying to get a partner, why don't we find out about the situation?"

Director Hua asked the children: "Who else do you want to find a partner?

Goldfish Er said, "Mom, I also want to find a partner." If I don't marry again, I will become an old woman, who will want me in the future?"

Goldfish Eleven said: "Mom, you don't let us find it ourselves, you have to help us find it, can't we let our parents support us for a lifetime?"

Director Hua asked, "Who else?"

The goldfish brothers and sisters all raised their hands, and Director Hua covered his head with his hands and said loudly: "You guys are really angry with me! How old are you?

Goldfish essence comforts: "Men should get married, women should get married, it's just right." Husband, don't be sad!"

Director Hua shouted loudly: "I'm not sad, it's you, who are fathers, who don't teach at home, just teach these things, so that they can go crazy!"

Goldfish essence said: "Husband, our children are not all your genes, but also mine. Children are precocious, you should know. When you reach the age of finding a partner, you don't let them find it, and you delay the good time of marriage, isn't it equivalent to harming them?"

Director Hua said: "If you are looking for a partner, you have to find someone! You can't find a black crow or a human-faced owl; these are animals!"

"But you have to tailor it to yourself. Our children are not all human beings, and you want them to find people, and even if they can be introduced, it depends on whether they can look at our children."

The baby pondered for a while and asked, "Honghong, you ask, do we have anyone here who we want to find a partner?"

Honghong stood up and said, "Brothers and sisters: do you want to find a partner?"

Baby asked, "Honghong, do you want to find a partner?"

Honghong pondered for a while and asked, "Dad, are you asking me to tell the truth, or is it a lie?"

Baby said, "Of course it's true!"

Honghong pondered for a while and said, "I'm also a woman, and when I reach the age of marriage, I want to find a partner! Or what will I do in the future? I can't rely on my parents to support me for a lifetime, right? Brothers and sisters, do you say?"

The siblings shouted, "Yes!"

Spotted Red said: "We have been depressed for a long time! I am afraid that my father will scold me when I say it, so I don't dare to squeak." We are also human beings and have biological desires. Dad, you're going to find a way to marry me, right?"

The baby pondered for a long time and said: "Director Hua, let's start a marriage between the two families! Our daughter marries your son, and your daughter marries our son." Then, build a two-bedroom and one-room little magic room for each of them!"

Director Hua pondered for a long time before asking, "Goldfish essence, what do you think?"

The goldfish essence snorted and said, "Husband, don't care about my goldfish essence in the future, you have to call my wife." I'll listen to you!"

Director Hua glanced at the children and said, "I'm going to marry the baby, do you agree?"

Jinyuyi said: "Mom, it's good to be married, but we have thirty-one people, Honghong has only twenty-two people, there are more women and fewer men, and it depends on whether people are willing or not?"

Baby do the math: "Thirty-one minus twenty-two equals nine." He shouted: "Honghong, you count, there are a few men, and a few women." The goldfish should also be counted, and the count will be reported. ”

"Dad, there are ten men, and twelve women (including me)." ”

Baby asked, "Goldfish One, can you tell me?"

"I have counted them all twice, and there are eighteen men and thirteen women (including me)." ”

The baby used oral calculations to show everyone: "Director Hua has eighteen boys, I have twelve daughters, and after the match, there are still six people, and I have to find six girls." In addition, Director Hua has thirteen daughters, and I have ten boys, and after the match, there are three left.

If you add two owls with human faces, and then find the black crows, it will be just enough. But where are these six girls to be found?"

Director Hua pondered for a while and said: "Let them find a good match for themselves first, see which six boys are left, and then find a way." ”

Baby pondered for a while and said:

"This kind of thing can't be delayed, the night is long and there are many dreams; Give you a few days to write down your favorite candidate on a piece of paper and hand it to the group leader Jinyu Er, who will come forward to communicate and report it, and Director Hua and I will solve it. ”

Director Hua asked: "Do you have any questions? If you have a problem, you will say it at the meeting, but you are not allowed to say it after the meeting!"

Goldfish 2 said: "What if the number of people in the pair is not in the same mind, and they like each other and the other party doesn't like it?"

Director Hua pondered for a while and said: "This is an opportunity, everyone here must seize it firmly, once you miss it, you can't match it, you can only find it yourself." If you can't find it, you will be single. Don't be too picky, just about it!"

The children were talking.

Baby asked, "Who else is there to say, what do you have a good idea, tell me about it?"

Honghong pondered for a while and said, "What if there are twelve women, three or four of them, don't choose one of the eighteen?"

Baby analyzed it carefully and said, "Help them mediate." If you can't, you have to be single. ”

Goldfish said, "Can I get the black crow back?"

Baby nodded. Director Hua had something in his mouth and swallowed it back. Goldfish One was so happy that he jumped out of the conference room and shouted, "I'm going!"

The goldfish spirit shouted loudly: "Goldfish One, it's too dark! Be careful!"

An echo from the distance came from Goldfish One: "Got it!"

Baby asked, "Who else has to say?"

Goldfish Thirty-One said, "I like the human-faced owl, and I want to marry him." ”

Goldfish Thirty pondered for a moment and said, "Me too." ”

Director Hua said helplessly: "If you like it, just stay! Director Hua asked again, "If you have something to say now, don't say it?"

Brothers and sisters, you look at me, I look at you, and you only listen to talk, but do not speak.

The baby observed them all and said, "If no one speaks, they will disperse!" ”