The 325th love

"I'm in my sixties. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Fan Yanyan was shocked: "Ah! so old?"

Jiao Didi said, "Did the crocodile man search us for the old man? But the old man didn't want to be picky. ”

He said shyly: "Crocodile-headed man, your master is too old! We didn't know he would be so old, and he said everything he wanted to say!"

The crocodile-headed man said, "It's your own business whether you want it or not; ”

He said, "How can this work? I'm about the same age, and I'm only looking for someone my age." ”

Fan Yanyan asked in surprise: "Master, what do you mean?"

Rong Bu Lao said: "In order to teach you divine skills, I missed the opportunity to get married, and now I see that Dapeng is very masculine, and I don't want to be alone." ”

Shy asked, "Master, do you want to talk to Dapeng?"

The face is not old and said, "You should ask Dapeng, are you willing?"

Jiao Didi said, "Master, we don't want to ask?"

The face is not old and said: "Dapeng is a few years old, so you don't need to ask." ”

Fan Yanyan asked, "Dapeng, what do you think?"

The handsome Dapeng said: "I agree with your master's words; according to the immortal age, it is too young, and according to the mortal age, it is too old." Only your master is about the same age as me, and the seniority is also the same, so I should choose your master. ”

He said, "Wonderful! I'm old, and I've finally found a home." ”

Jiao Didi asked, "Master, what about us?"

"The teacher will draw the red line for you, and you must be obedient. ”

Fan Yanyan said: "However, it is too annoying for the crocodile to search us!"

He said, "I want to thank you for finding me a home." ”

Said shyly: "It's okay now, Dapeng is going to leave with the master!"

He said, "Come with me, let's go!"

Jiao Didi said: "Dapeng, I bless you?"

Master Dapeng said, "Great! Thank you!"

Shyness said with a gloomy face, "We're leaving, I'll ignore you!" Shyness flicked his legs and flew into the sky, and after a while, he was gone.

Jiao Didi said, "I'm going to leave too!" kicked his leg and flew away.

Fan Yanyan said: "The sisters are gone, what are you leaving me alone, I will leave too!" After speaking, she flew away along their footprints.

The crocodile-headed man said, "Now it's all gone." ”

The face is not old and says: "The apprentices are this kind of character, it's okay to leave!"

The baby also said, "Let's go, so as not to get entangled here." ”

The handsome Dapeng regretted: "I don't have any descendants, I don't know what an immortal face will bring?"

The face of immortality stared at Dapeng and said, "Don't worry, I'm still a girl, and I can give birth to a lot of Dapeng fairies for you." ”

The handsome Dapeng was very puzzled and asked: "At such an old age, she is still a girl, and she can still have children?"

Yan Bu Lao said: "You can see by looking at my face, I am still in my youth, and fairies like us can live for ten thousand years, five or six hundred years old is too young." ”

The baby couldn't help but ask, "How old can you be to have a baby?"

"At the end, it will be six or seven thousand years. There is a lot of time for my age. ”

"It seems that Dapeng has found the right manpower!"

"Love is like that, it depends on fate. ”

"Are you going to have a wedding?"

"No, no, let's go on a honeymoon together, and when we come back, we'll get married." ”

"Does the master agree?"

Rong Bu asked him: "Dapeng, do you agree to travel with me?"

The handsome Dapeng pondered for a while and said: "It's good to travel, but I don't know where to travel?"

The face is not old and says: "I will take you to the fairy land, to the paradise of the world, to the places of interest, to open your eyes." ”

"Sounds good! But where do we live?"

"When you arrive in fairyland, you will have everything to eat and live, and if you are exposed to fairyland, you will become very young and live a long life. ”

"Great! How long will we go?"

"Let's go now. The face of the immortal flicked his legs and flew up, shouting: "Follow me." ”

The human hand Dapeng opened his big wings, flapped a few times on the spot, hesitated, and did not fly.

Rong Ageless flew around in the air a few times, landed beside Dapeng and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I haven't thought about it yet. I don't know how many years it will take, and I may not be able to come back!"

Rong Bu Lao said: "As soon as you enter the fairyland, you will no longer think about this place." How can this place compare to a fairyland?"

"But I am reluctant to leave my apprentices and treasures. ”

The baby said, "I have never seen a fairyland, and I would love to go with you, but you are going on a honeymoon, and we are so inconvenient!"

He said, "You are also a couple, you can also go on your honeymoon!

The baby pondered for a while and said, "I have been in love with the crocodile man for many years, and I have never been on a honeymoon, I don't know what a honeymoon is;

He said, "Let's go together!"

The baby glanced at the crocodile man and asked, "Husband, do you want to go?"

The crocodile-headed man muttered, "It's good, but the thought of leaving, it's reluctant." ”

Baby tentative: "You agreed?"

The crocodile man said, "What my wife wants to do, can I refuse?"

Baby "haha" laughs: "Yay!"

The face is not old and says, "Let's go." "A flick of the leg flew around, waiting in circles in the air.

The baby kicked his legs hard and couldn't fly. With a wave of his hand, the baby floated up gently, and the face took the baby's hand and flew away. The crocodile head and the man-hand Roc followed.

Director Hua shouted loudly: "Stop! Let's shoot here! Shoot again tomorrow, let's disperse!" Director Hua packed up his tools;

The new makeup artist grimaced and said, "Baby, you locked me in the bathroom for three hours before you came out." ”

Baby gloating and shouting, "You deserve it! If you are unreasonable to me like this, I will rip off your clothes and pants and hang them in the air!"

The new make-up said, "Don't blame me, blame you for being so beautiful!

"I don't want to be verbose with you, Director Hua will come in a while. ”

"You let me take a second look, I miss you so much!"

The baby didn't squeak and went into the shower.

Director Hua came in from outside, saw the new makeup artist and asked, "Where's the baby?"

The new makeup artist pointed to the shower room with a finger and walked out the door.

Director Hua stood by the door and shouted, "Baby, are you inside?"

From the bath room came the baby's voice and asked, "What's wrong?"

"I'm waiting for you, do you want to help?"

"No, I'll wash it right away. Is the makeup artist gone?"

"Gone, what's wrong?"

"I'm annoying him, can you change another makeup artist?"

"I can't change it, he came in by a relationship; people have a backstage; it's going to be changed early!"

"As soon as I came in, the thief stared at me, and I hated it, and I would hang him up and make him suffer a little. ”

"You can hang if you want! I closed my eyes and didn't see it. ”

The baby gets dressed and comes out of the shower.

Director Hua couldn't help but salivate and said, "You are so fragrant!"

The baby said annoyedly: "Don't eat in the bowl and look at the pot;

Director Hua said: "Goldfish essence is not good at all! I can't get rid of it, I am annoyed!"

With a wave of his hand, the baby flew into a white cloud from outside the door, took Director Hua's hand, stood on the white cloud, flew out along the door, and came to the big demon room in the air.

Honghong shouted: "Dad, it's been too long to make movies!" As soon as the goldfish falls in love with the black crow, the two secretly date together at every turn. ”

"Ahh

"Yes. ”

"Why doesn't she care?"

"Aunt Jin said that when the girl is older, it is normal to engage in objects, open one eye, close one eye, and pretend not to see. ”

Director Hua shouted: "He's a crow! Doesn't this hurt the goldfish? I will ask carefully? Why do you have to find someone? Can't find a crow!"

Hearing this, the goldfish spirit flew over and scolded: "Little goblin, say bad things about me again!"

Honghong clenched her fists, shook it in front of the goldfish spirit, and said, "You're an old goblin!

Baby asked, "What's wrong?"

Honghong said: "Every time she sends fish, she has to come and talk a few words, it's really annoying!"

Director Hua asked the goldfish essence: "Is it true that the goldfish likes black crows?"

The goldfish spirit said, "Originally, this is our family's business, and when Honghong, this little goblin, saw you coming, and sued first." ”

Director Hua glared at him and asked, "I asked you about Goldfish One, what are you talking about?"

The goldfish spirit pursed her mouth and said, "I can't control the goldfish, she always carries me to the black crow, what can I do?"

Director Hua scolded: "You pig-headed dog-brained! Why do you have to find someone for goldfish! How can you have a relationship with a black crow?"

The goldfish spirit said, "I've already told you about it!" But what if the goldfish doesn't listen?"

"Do you care?"

"Anyway, she won't listen!"

"Go find the goldfish!"

"The goldfish ran away early in the morning, and I don't know where it ran with the black crow. ”

"Are the other kids there?"

"I haven't counted yet. ”

"I don't know how you do Dad? Dad can't be good!"

"Husband, don't blame me! The children are all older, so let them start a family!"

"Then you can't look for crows, do you want your grandson to be black crows?"

"What then?"

"Baby, take a look at the magic eye, where are they?"

With a wave of the baby's right hand, the rectangular magic eye opened, enlarged by five times, and hung high in the air; The goldfish spirit saw it and said, "How can this be?"

Director Hua gestured with his hand and shouted: "Don't break them up quickly!

With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic turned on, searched the sky and the earth, and the goldfish and the black crow flew from the air and stopped in front of Director Hua. The goldfish spirit asked, "What's going on?"

The goldfish winced and stumbled, "I, I ......"

Director Hua stared at him and asked, "What am I?"

The goldfish moved its mouth and couldn't say a word.

Director Hua's lips trembled with anger, and he roared loudly: "You, you cut me off immediately! How can you find a black crow?"

Jinyuyi suddenly knelt down and said, "Mom, scold me! I love him! I can't live without him!"

Director Hua was so angry that his eyes were about to bulge out, and he asked loudly: "Are you ......?"