I thought to myself: this old aunt must be a toad spirit, that is, the mother of the "toad girl". Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The toad girl hasn't been in the hole for three years?" I asked curiously.

"Brother Zhang, when the toad girl entered the cave three years ago, two strange things happened. One is: the toad girl used to have pimples on her face, but it was ugly. The old aunt wiped something on the toad girl's face, and when she wiped it, the pimples were all gone. The second is: in the past, toad women liked to walk on all fours, that is, crawling. The old aunt massaged the toad girl's hands, and she didn't want to crawl anymore. The thin monkey said in surprise.

"And such strange things. "I pretended to be surprised. I thought to myself: No wonder the face of the toad girl is so smooth now, there is such a "story".

"The toad girl stayed with the old lady for three days, and when she came home, she saw that her father was dumb and dying. It turned out that the mute couldn't find the toad girl, and he was in a hurry not to eat or sleep, and he had been tortured to the point that he was not human. When the mute man saw that the toad girl had returned, he breathed a sigh of relief. However, from then on, the living mute no longer allowed the toad girl to enter the hole. After the thin monkey finished speaking, he invited the merit and said, "Brother Zhang, the information I heard is very important, right?"

I nodded and said, "Important, very important." Thin monkey, when you come into contact with the toad girl, you should pay more attention, on the one hand, you must have a good relationship with the toad girl and establish a relationship, and on the other hand, inquire a little more about the news. ”

"Okay. The thin monkey said: "Brother Zhang, don't worry, with my three-inch tongue, I will keep the toad girl around." ”

"Well, it's all up to you. "I thought to myself: Dog nose and fart bug are not good at talking or sociable, and Skinny Monkey happens to have a specialty in this area. It seems that if we want to mobilize the living mute and the toad woman to take us into the hole, it is all up to the thin monkey.

I'm glad I let the skinny monkey come, otherwise, I would have been blind.

The skinny monkey farts ran to the kitchen, and he wanted to help the toad girl cook.

Uncle Xu reminded: "Let the thin monkey and the toad girl have a good relationship, but don't let the thin monkey beat the idea of the toad girl." The mute is just this one daughter, and he regards her as the pearl of his palm, if the thin monkey bullies the toad girl, then he will die. Not only can't the skinny monkey live, but we can't escape it. ”

I pondered and said, "Yes, you are right, I will knock the skinny monkey later, and I can't let him cross the rails." ”

I walked out of the room and prepared to go to the kitchen to have a look, and by the way, I would like to remind the skinny monkey.

Suddenly, I heard a "bang" in the kitchen. Immediately after, there was an exclamation from the thin monkey: "Mom!"

I hurriedly rushed into the kitchen, and when I saw it, the mute had poured a bucket of water on the thin monkey.

"Dad, why don't you watch the pouring water?" complained the toad girl.

The thin monkey stood up in embarrassment, and he looked like a chicken in soup.

It turned out that the thin monkey was sitting by the stove and helping the toad girl to light the fire. Next to him is the water tank.

The dumb man picked up a load of water, and when he poured the water, he "accidentally" poured it on the thin monkey's body.

I know very well: the living dumb man deliberately poured water on the thin monkey, and apparently, the thin monkey hooked up with the toad girl, which made the living dumb very dissatisfied.

The dumb man didn't say a word, and went out with the empty bucket again.

The skinny monkey stood there with his mouth open, stammering and asking, "You... Is your dad's eyes bad?"

"My dad has a chicken rest, and when it gets dark, it doesn't work to see things. Are you alright, Skinny Monkey?" explained the toad woman apologetically.

"Oh, so your dad has night blindness, so it's no wonder he poured a bucket of water on me. The thin monkey grinned and said, "It's okay, it's okay this time, I don't have to take a shower tonight." ”

"Skinny Monkey, go and change your clothes. Take out your wet clothes, and I'll wash them for you after eating. The toad woman said.

"Hee-hee... I've grown so big, and no woman has ever washed my clothes. The skinny monkey said flatteredly.

The skinny monkey ran back to the house to change his clothes, and I said to the toad girl, "I'll burn the stove." ”

"Go and rest, I'm busy by myself. The toad woman stopped.

"Why, you despise me for burning the stove?" I deliberately feigned displeasure.

"The ash is too big, and it will stain your clothes. The toad woman said.

I said angrily, "Then why aren't you afraid of soiling the skinny monkey's clothes?"

The toad girl pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Thin monkey, at first glance, he is not a person who loves cleanliness, you look at him, the collar of his clothes is as black as a pot." Where is like you, dressed cleanly. ”

"Haha... Girl, you are very observant, and you even pay attention to the collar of the thin monkey's clothes. I had something to say.

"Brother Zhang, you are a scholar, and the thin monkey is a big and coarse person, similar to us farmers. The toad woman said.

"Wow, you've even asked me what I'm doing?" I asked curiously. I thought: This thin monkey, let him inquire about the situation of the living mute and the toad girl, he is good, and he told him all about his own situation.

"Brother Zhang, you five people are really interesting. The toad girl said with a grin.

"Interesting?" I said, looking at the toad girl.

"There are three animals out of five of you, and of course it's fun. The toad girl giggled.

"Three animals?" I didn't know what the toad girl meant.

"Brother Zhang, among the five of you, there is a monkey, a bug, and a dog. The toad girl smiled and bent over.

When I thought about it, I couldn't help but laugh dumbly. But no, the skinny monkey is a monkey, the fart bug is a bug, and the dog's nose is a dog.

"Girl, you have a lot of imagination. I complimented.

"Brother Zhang, don't call me a girl, Uncle Xu calls me that, you can't call me that, because you are not a few years older than me. The toad girl glared at me.

"Haha... Have you even asked my age?" I asked, surprised.

"Brother Zhang, I didn't inquire, it was the thin monkey who took the initiative to say it. He's going to introduce the five of you in detail. The toad woman said.

I thought to myself: this skinny monkey really shouldn't have too many mouths.

"Skinny monkeys like to talk, and in the future, your ears will not be idle. Beware, though, of being cocooned. I said half-positively.

"It's good to grind out the cocoon, alas! If you don't come, I won't be able to hear three words a day. The toad girl said happily.

I thought to myself: maybe this toad girl and the skinny monkey are really a couple, both of them like to talk and sing.

The skinny monkey changed his clothes and ran back to the kitchen. He took the changed clothes in his hand and said to the toad girl, "Here, you can wash it for me." ”

The toad girl took the skinny monkey's dirty clothes and threw them into a basin. He said, "Skinny monkey, go and make a fire." ”

The thin monkey glanced out of the door and said, "When your father comes back from carrying water, I must hide, or I will be afraid that he will doze me again." If you wet my clothes again, you won't change them. ”

(To be continued.) )