49.Chapter 49 Chapter [0049]: Turned the old Xu Tou upside down
"Oh, look at my pig's head, so focused on buying wine, I forgot about my cigarettes. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Uncle Xu, next time I will definitely buy you cigarettes. "I pretend to be remorseful.
"Uncle Cousin, it's not that I want to stir-fry, it's Shiwen who wants me to stir-fry a few dishes for you, saying that I thank you for saving him. If it weren't for you, the ghost of that demon would still be attached to him. "Qu Hui is obviously helping me ease the relationship.
"I'll save him, why bother you to stir-fry. That kid doesn't know how to stir-fry himself, won't he go to the restaurant and serve a few dishes?"
To be honest, I have a headache when I see Lao Xu. If it weren't for something, I'd never want to meet him. Alas, I groaned in my heart.
"Uncle Xu, the dishes in the restaurant, where are the dishes fried by Qu Hui delicious. Besides, there is a lot of vegetable oil and salt in restaurants, and eating too much of it has an impact on health. I argued.
"As long as you have a lot of crooked reasoning, you can tell seven points of truth if you don't ignore it. If you say so, restaurants should have closed their doors a long time ago. Old Xu Tou rolled his eyes at me. Said to Qu Hui, "Come in." ”
I saw Qu Hui frowning, and suddenly remembered that Lao Xu Tou had said: "Qu Hui is not willing to drink a sip of my water." ”
Yes, a person who guards the morgue and deals with the dead all day long is indeed taboo. Although Qu Hui and I are very taboo about Lao Xutou, in order to help the headless male corpse, we can only put it aside for the time being.
Lao Xu Tou opened a bottle of Wuliangye and asked Qu Hui, "Have a drink?"
Qu Hui nodded and said, "Pour a glass for Shiwen too." ”
I picked up my glass and said to Old Xu, "Thank you Uncle Xu for saving me, I toast you." ”
Old Xu Tou had a gloomy face, looked at me and said, "You kid has caused me a lot of trouble, if it weren't for Liu Xiong and Qu Hui's face, I would have taken the demon law against you a long time ago." ”
"Uncle Cousin, Shiwen didn't mean to go against you, he was also forced to do something against his will. To say, the poems are also quite pitiful, they killed someone for no reason, and they were entangled by evil ghosts for no reason. You say, "Isn't he unlucky enough?" "Qu Hui helped me round the field.
"He's destined to have this catastrophe, and he can't escape. Old Xu Tou listened to Qu Hui's words, and his face softened a lot. He gave me a few hard looks, as if to show me a look.
"Uncle Cousin, you said: The catastrophe of poetry and literature should come to an end, right?" Qu Hui asked.
"Well, look at his hall, it's much brighter. But thanks to you. Otherwise, that ghost won't be able to get rid of it. Even if you drive away, you will run back. The ghost, as soon as it entangles the master, it will follow you endlessly. Now it's okay, smear your menstrual blood, and don't dare to approach him anymore. Lao Xu Tou knocked on the rice bowl with chopsticks and reminded me: "You kid can't forget Qu Hui's kindness to you." ”
"Uncle Xu, I'm not a white-eyed wolf, how could I forget Qu Hui's kindness to me. I said solemnly.
"Uncle Cousin, I have known Shiwen since childhood, who he is, don't I understand. He's just stupid and can't please people. In fact, he has a very kind heart and is a first-class good person. Qu Hui said beautifully.
"I hope so. Old Xu looked at me gloomily and asked, "You don't have anything to ask me for today, do you?"
"No, no, no. I was looked at by Lao Xu and quickly answered. I think: Old Xu Tou's eyes are too powerful, and he can see at a glance that I am drinking with him to go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing.
"Is it really okay?" asked Old Xu Tou.
"Uncle Cousin, I said it, today, Shiwen came to have a drink with you, purely to thank you for saving your life. If I have to say something, I have one thing. Qu Hui said leisurely.
"What's the matter?" asked Qu Hui with a twisted face.
"Uncle Cousin, you give me two more charms. Before, I didn't believe in any ghosts and gods at all, but now, when I encounter these things, I have to believe them. In the future, I have to carry a charm at all times, so that I can feel safe. By the way, I also gave Shiwen a few charms, he, once he was bitten by a snake, and he was afraid of the well rope for ten years. Now, he doesn't even dare to go out at night. Qu Hui said with a smile.
Old Xu Tou stood up, walked to a cabinet, opened the cabinet door, and fumbled for something.
Taking advantage of the fact that Old Xu had his back to us, I quickly took out a small bottle of sweat medicine from my pocket and spilled a little into his wine glass.
Qu Hui looked nervously, and I knew that she was afraid that I would take too much medicine.
I glanced at Qu Hui and shook my head, meaning: I won't take more medicine.
After I finished giving the medicine to Lao Xu, I hurriedly put the small bottle back into my pocket.
Old Xu Tou fumbled in the cabinet for a while, took a few charms, handed them to Qu Hui and said, "You put a charm on the door, so that the ghosts will not dare to enter the door." When you go out, just put one in your pocket. By the way, if Liu Xiong believes in this thing, you will let him also carry a charm to handle the case. ”
"Uncle Cousin, can you also give me a few poems. Qu Hui said.
"He's been possessed by evil ghosts, in the past few years, the little ghost can't afford to provoke him, unless it's a powerful ghost, otherwise, he can't hurt him. Then again, if I run into a ghost, my spell won't work. Qu Hui, I'll tell you the truth, my skills are not enough, and I can only deal with ordinary ghosts. Old Xu Tou said frankly.
"Uncle Cousin, are you very powerful?" Qu Hui asked fearfully.
"Yes! If the case of this headless male corpse cannot be solved, in another year and a half, it will most likely become a terrible ghost. When the time comes, I won't be able to clean it up. Lao Xu Tou said worriedly: "In the past two days, I have been thinking that I should go to find my master, as long as I find him, there will be a way to clean up the ghosts." ”
"Uncle Cousin, you still have a master. Qu Hui asked curiously.
"Hee-hee... Those who do our business are all led by masters. Otherwise, you won't be able to get in. Old Xu Tou pondered and said: "I haven't seen my master for seven or eight years, and a few years ago, I heard that he traveled all over the world. This year, I heard that he was back. But why didn't the master come to me when he came back? Old Xu Tou said to himself.
"Uncle Cousin, when I see your master, you ask him for a few charms that can suppress the ghosts, don't say it, although I have seen ghosts twice, it seems that I am more and more afraid of ghosts. Qu Hui said.
"Okay. As long as I see the master, I must ask him to draw me a few golden talismans. Old Xu Tou agreed.
I looked at Lao Xu Tou and thought to myself: He is so sandwiched, presumably his master is not much better. Maybe it's also a stubborn, stubborn, and impersonal guy.
Old Xu Tou drank three glasses of wine, he put down the wine glass, and said, "Three glasses will not work." Don't look at me as greedy for cups, but I only drink three cups at a time, because three cups is just right. ”
After Lao Xu Tou finished speaking, he yawned a few times in a row, and he said tiredly: "It's just dark, why do you want to sleep." ”
I know very well: this is where sweat pills come into play. In less than ten minutes, Lao Xu Tou will be snoring like thunder.