"Uncle Cousin, go lie down and rest. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info Qu Hui was worried that Lao Xu Tou would fall under the dining table, so he hurriedly helped him to the bed.

"Qu Hui, you... Your dishes are really well fried, they all put... Got me drunk. Old Xu Tou couldn't even speak coherently, and as soon as his head touched the pillow, he snored.

"Qu Hui, without further ado, hurry up and take off the key to my cousin's waist. I urged. Because the amount of sweat medicine I gave to Lao Xu was not large, I estimated that I could only manage it for one or two hours at most.

Qu Hui lifted Lao Xu's coat and saw that a bunch of keys were hanging on his waist.

"You... Don't touch me... My key, the door of the morgue only... Only I can drive, no... Otherwise, it will be haunted......" Old Xu Tou was very alarmed, and even remembered the key on his waist in his sleep.

"Shiwen, my cousin won't let the key be moved. Qu Hui said embarrassedly.

"Qu Hui, your cousin has been turned over by numbness, he said these words unconsciously, leave it alone, take off the key quickly. I said anxiously.

Qu Hui took it for a long time and shouted, "Mom, why can't I take my cousin's key?" ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly ran over and said to Qu Hui, "I'll get it." ”

When I saw it, Lao Xutou's key chain was very special, and I had never seen it before. It's special because it hangs on the nose of your pants, but you can't take it off.

"Hey, it's weird, why can't you take off the keychain. "I was so anxious that my palms were sweating.

"yes, I think it's weird too. It seems that my cousin's key chain was not sold outside, but made by himself. Qu Hui also felt very strange.

"Every time I visit, I see that your cousin easily takes off the key chain and plays with it in his hand. I was puzzled and said, "Is there something that can't be done?"

"A keychain, what kind of mechanism can it have. Qu Hui felt incomprehensible.

"Forget it, if you can't take off the key chain, just take the key off. I said excitedly.

"Yes, the living can't be suffocated by urine. Qu Hui smiled and said, "Shiwen, you are still smart." ”

I started to pick up the keys, but after fiddling with them for a long time, I found that I couldn't take them off either.

"Hey, it's weird, I can't take the key off. "I was a little surprised.

"Shiwen, a small key chain, can there be a big mechanism?" Qu Hui was surprised.

I was also stunned, thinking: It seems that this old Xu Tou has played tricks on the key, which shows that he attaches great importance to the key.

"Damn, I really can't take it off. I said hatefully.

"Shiwen, why are you scolding my cousin?" Qu Hui said dissatisfiedly: "You are a college student, you can't even get a key chain, I think you should scold yourself." ”

"I'm just scolding myself. I smiled wryly and said, "I didn't expect your cousin to be a very thoughtful person, and he even made an article on the key chain." ”

"Shiwen, don't underestimate my cousin, I heard that he can still walk in the yin and yang worlds. I didn't believe it before, but now I do. Qu Hui pouted.

I never dreamed that I would be stumped by a small keychain.

I thought about it for a while and said to Qu Hui, "There is only one way, and that is to take off your cousin's pants." ”

"Take off your cousin's pants?" Qu Hui's face flushed and said, "This... It's not appropriate. ”

"Qu Hui, what should you do if it's not suitable? Only by taking off your cousin's pants can you open the door of the morgue, otherwise, the plan will fail." If you can't get it today, it will be difficult to repeat the old tricks. I'm sure your cousin will be suspicious of tonight's events when he wakes up. Although he can't catch the evidence of the two of us, he will never be fooled again. So, tonight has to be successful. ”

"Then you can take it off. Qu Hui said, walked to the door, and faced the courtyard.

I gritted my teeth and thought: Old Xutou, I'm sorry, I'm going to take off your pants. I thought to myself: If Old Xu Tou knew that I took off his pants tonight, he would have to beat me up.

I sneered and began to untie Lao Xutou's trouser belt, and I suddenly found that the buckle of Lao Xutou's belt was also different from ordinary belts, and I couldn't even open it.

"Damn, I've encountered another roadblock. I shouted anxiously.

"Shiwen, what's wrong again?" Qu Hui asked.

"Your cousin's belt is like a key chain, and it still can't be unfastened. I said dejectedly.

"What should I do then?" Qu Hui asked worriedly.

"It seems that tonight has been in vain. I didn't expect your cousin to have a lot of organs on his body, and he is indeed not an ordinary person. I said frustratedly.

"Alas, it's not easy to calculate my cousin, isn't it?" Qu Hui's tone seemed to have a hint of schadenfreude.

"Qu Hui, if I fail tonight, I won't be able to explain to the headless male corpse. That guy must think that I'm not doing my best and won't understand my difficulties at all. Gotta let the headless male corpse hate me, take revenge on me, and kill me. "I pulled down Lao Xutou's clothes and put on a righteous and awe-inspiring posture to go to the execution ground.

"Is it just like that?" Qu Hui asked unwillingly.

"What else can I do?" I said helplessly.

"No, just cut my cousin's pants and nose. Qu Hui came up with an idea.

"Cut it open, then it will expose our conspiracy, and your cousin must have his nose crooked. I don't care, just don't meet your cousin again. What are you going to do? you can't deny this cousin, can you?" I said.

"It's too big to be examined, so be careful. After a few days, Uncle Cousin's anger disappeared, and he was fine. Qu Hui said nonchalantly.

"Your cousin will forgive you, but can you spare me? Don't forget, your cousin knows sorcery, and if he casts a spell on me, I may be unlucky. Instead of letting your cousin cure me, let the demons take revenge on me. I said huffingly.

"Shiwen, I will defend you more in front of my cousin, and I will pack a ticket: don't let my cousin treat you. Qu Hui said confidently.

In fact, I know very well in my heart: if Old Xu Tou knew that I calculated him tonight, he would never give up on me. Old Xu Tou has already threatened to cast witchcraft on me, and this is not something that is said casually. I thought about it and decided not to cut off the nose of Lao Xu's pants.

I looked at the old Xu Tou who was snoring like thunder, and used my brain to think.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning appeared in my mind: wouldn't carrying Lao Xutou to the door of the morgue solve the problem?

"Good, great!" I exclaimed, excitedly.

"Shiwen, do you have an idea? Qu Hui was also very excited.

"Qu Hui, the key is dead, but people are alive. Since you can't untie the key and take off your pants, carry your cousin to the gate of the morgue. I said proudly.

"Ahh Qu Hui slapped his face and jumped up happily.

"Qu Hui, come, give me a hand. ”

It took a lot of effort for me to get Lao Xu's head on my back.