The 358th rose to the immortal level and obtained the immortal method

The human dog fairy gritted his teeth: "I will kill you!" Look at the sword!" With a fierce swing, a demon dog flew out of the magic sword; Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

The little fairy fruit man was so frightened that he flew up and down, fled in all directions, and hid behind the baby.

As soon as the crocodile-headed man stretched out his hand, he showed the big magic knife and threw it into the air, and with a "crack", he cut the demon dog in two. The two bodies of the demon dog will not bleed, and after turning around in the air, it will become a demon dog again, and "Wang" will scream.

The big magic knife flew over and slashed several times, slashing the demon dog phantom into several pieces. As soon as the human dog fairy collected the magic sword of the human dog, several phantoms of the demon dog, and a gust of wind entered the magic sword.

The human dog fairy swung the magic sword again, and a cloaked female demon flew out of the magic sword, staring at her eyes, opening her big mouth, and full of fangs, aiming at the baby, the crocodile head and the little fairy fruit man, and inhaled sharply, sucked into her mouth, flew around, and got into the magic sword.

As soon as the human dog fairy collected the magic sword, "hahaha" laughed wildly: "It seems that I have to be promoted to the immortal level." ”

The big magic knife flew head-on, and with a "click", it split the waist of the human and dog fairy into two, and with a "bang", the human and dog magic sword exploded, and the baby, the crocodile head and the little fairy fruit man jumped out of the shattered magic sword.

The two bodies of the human and dog fairy flew away, merged into one, flew around, stretched out his hand, the human and dog magic sword was repaired, flashed in his hand, "haha" laughed:

"I am a human dog fairy, how can I easily destroy it, hand over the golden statue of the goddess of the sky, and our well water will not interfere with the river water!"

The baby stared at his eyes and shouted, "Why?"

The human dog fairy said, "With the magic sword in my hand!" After speaking, the magic sword flew out. The crocodile-headed man stretched out, with the big magic knife in his hand, and met it, "swished" a few times, and slashed at the magic sword;

The crocodile-headed man broke out in a cold sweat, threw the big magic knife, and flew out to fight with the magic sword. The baby was in a hurry, and shouted loudly: "Ice and Fire Divine Skill!" With a wave of his left hand, he "whew", and a ball of fire swept by, burning around the human and dog fairy.

The man and dog fairy flew up and down, hiding in all directions, unable to get rid of the flames, and immediately caught fire when he touched his body, and the man and dog fairy rolled in the flames.

The baby flipped his left palm, pushed, and shot a laser from the palm of his hand, piercing the body of the human and dog fairy, and with a "boom", the human and dog fairy was blown to pieces. The shattered body of the human dog fairy, "Ahh

From the sky came the "hahaha" laughter.

The crocodile-headed man, the baby, and the little fairy fruit man looked up in panic, and an immortal in the sky, revealing a huge body, said, "The Emperor of Heaven has an order, bring the treasure to meet quickly." ”

Baby boldly asked, "Who are you?"

A Sky Immortal said: "I am the protector of the heavenly court, please come with me after watching for a long time." ”

The crocodile-headed man whispered to the baby's ear: "Beware of deception!"

The Heavenly Protector said, "No matter how whispering it is, I can hear it." There will be no fraud! Who would dare to deceive the Emperor's order?"

The baby pondered for a while: "Husband, just listen to him! ”

The Heavenly Court Protector flew in front, and the baby, the crocodile head and the little fairy fruit man followed closely behind, flying into the deep space, and suddenly saw a palace fairyland, which was very beautiful, and flew in and came to the palace to see the Emperor of Heaven.

Baby surprise: "The Heavenly Emperor's Crown is similar to the Human Emperor's Crown, how can this be?"

The Emperor of Heaven glanced at the baby, the crocodile head, and the little fairy fruit man and said, "I heard the baby's words. ”

Baby was shocked: "How does the Emperor of Heaven know that my name is Baby?"

The little fairy fruit man said, "The Emperor of Heaven can know the affairs of the world, how can you not know your name?"

The Emperor of Heaven said: "Heaven governs the heavens, the earth, and the affairs of the world! The heavens are great, and the Emperor of Heaven rules the emperor of the earth and the emperor of the world, and saves the suffering people! Do you know what is the use of the golden statue of the goddess of the sky opening the gate of heaven?"

The baby looked at the crocodile, the crocodile looked at the little fairy fruit man, the little fairy fruit man looked at the baby, and said, "I don't know." ”

The Emperor of Heaven smiled: "It's to save the common people!"

The baby was confused: "Is there still a suffering immortal in the sky?"

The Emperor of Heaven smiled: "How much ability, how much fruit of labor to enjoy." The suffering immortals in the sky are ordinary immortals, and it is inevitable that there will be natural and man-made disasters. ”

The crocodile-headed man praised: "What a great thing it is to save the common people! Even if I don't upgrade to the immortal level, I will take it out!" As soon as the crocodile-headed man stretched out his hand, the golden statue of the goddess of the sky appeared.

The Emperor flicked his long sleeves, and the golden statue of the goddess of the sky flew up from the crocodile-headed man's hand, printed on the empty door, and the golden light shone brightly, spreading to all sides, and after a while, it disappeared.

The goddess of the sky appeared in the gate of heaven, holding her own golden statue, floating in the air, and groups of suffering immortals rushed in from the gate of heaven. The goddess of the sky waved her fairy hand and gave food and healing to the suffering immortals.

After a while, the beneficial, suffering immortals were satisfied and floated away.

The Heavenly Emperor smiled: "The goddess of the sky is the savior, and if the gate of heaven is not opened, the suffering immortals will not be able to enter and benefit." You have found the key to open the gate of heaven, and you have made a great contribution to the suffering immortals, and I want to promote you to the immortal level. ”

The baby is anxious: "Give my husband a promotion! It doesn't matter if I am promoted or not." ”

The little fairy fruit man said: "I am a fruit person, it doesn't matter if I am promoted or not, just give it to those who need to be promoted!"

The Emperor of Heaven smiled: "God has eyes, everything you do is in my sight." You are all meritorious heroes, and I will elevate each of you to a higher level. ”

The baby held the little fairy fruit man's little hand tightly and jumped in the air, so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

The Emperor of Heaven sat on the throne with a crown on his head: "Promote the Immortal Crocodile to one level, from the initial immortal level, to the first immortal level, and give two sets of immortal methods, namely the fire-breathing immortal method and the stealth immortal method." Promote the immortal baby to one level, from the first immortal level, to one immortal level, and give two sets of immortal methods, namely the stealth method and the eighty-one immortal transformation method. Promote the little immortal fruit man to one level, from the fruit man, to the first immortal level, and give two sets of immortal methods, namely the stealth immortal method and the thirteen transformation immortal method!" The Heavenly Emperor waved his big hand: "Go down!"

The Emperor of Heaven suddenly disappeared, and the palace fairyland disappeared without a trace.

The crocodile-headed man was puzzled: "The Emperor of Heaven is gone in a blink of an eye, how easy is it for us to talk to the Emperor of Heaven?"

The little fairy fruit man said: "The Emperor of Heaven only appeared when he had something, usually the sky is blue, and he can't find the fairyland, let alone see the fairyland of the Emperor's Palace." ”

The baby looked closely at the crocodile-headed man: "Husband, the burns on your body are good!

The little immortal fruit man pondered for a while: "After being promoted to the immortal level, the wound will heal naturally, this is a common thing. ”

Baby: "Husband, we still have to go down to the island, that's where we stay." ”

The crocodile-headed man disappeared as soon as he became invisible. Baby said, "My husband is really going to be invisible, I should try it too." "Baby, stealth, follow the crocodile-headed man closely. The little fairy fruit man shouted loudly, "Wait for me!" and disappeared as soon as he became invisible.

Director Hua held the microphone in his hand and shouted: "Stop! It's been nine days of filming, everyone is tired, let's disperse early! Go home and rest and rest, and shoot again tomorrow." ”

The baby went into the dressing room to bathe and remove his makeup; Director Hua finished packing up his tools, came to the door of the dressing room, and saw that the door was closed; knocked a few times on the door with his hand, and whispered: "Baby——! baby!" There was no response in the dressing room.

Director Hua knocked on the door again, and the baby's voice came from the house: "You wait a while, you will come." Director Hua stood by the door for a long time, and the passers-by stared at Director Hua with their eyes, understood the relationship between the two in their hearts, shook their heads and walked away.

After the baby finished bathing, he came out in the suits he often wears: "From now on, just wait outside the door, don't always knock on the door, let people see how bad it is! You have a wife and children, don't let people gossip." ”

Director Hua was depressed: "What's wrong?"

The baby was angry: "What's the matter, do you ask me? Honghong asked you to find some to go up, you have been shooting for so long, what should I do if something happens at home? It didn't take long for the goldfish to happen, and you forgot about it! She is your daughter, and she came out of your belly;

Aren't you distressed at all? Isn't it easy to raise such a big one?"

Director Hua squeaked: "You saw it when you made a movie, there is no way!"

"You are a director, you can shoot as long as you want? You can't just make a movie for the sake of making a movie, you don't want it at home! The big demon house has your own children, what does it have to do with me?"

I don't care about my own children, I worry about other people's children all the time, why?

Director Hua felt very uncomfortable: "Okay! There are only a few episodes left; after filming, take a good rest and slow down." I know you're uncomfortable, and it's even harder for me to lose a daughter. ”

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, a white cloud flew from the air, let Director Hua stand up, kicked his legs and flew away, and soon came to the big magic room. Honghong and her brothers and sisters, the goldfish spirit and her children are waiting in the compound.

When Honghong saw the baby, she shouted: "Dad, you can't make a movie for so long!

Director Hua felt very abnormal when he saw so many people coming to greet him: "What's wrong?"

Honghong looked at the big magic jar and said, "All the ice has melted, and a lot of maggots crawled out of the big magic jar, attracting many birds, looking for maggots to eat on the big magic jar." ”

The baby looked back, and there were all kinds of birds standing on the big magic tank, looking for maggots to eat, and asked, "These birds aren't making trouble here, are they?"

"There's a purple and black head rooster that pesters goldfish ten all day long; I say goldfish ten; goldfish spirit old goblin still has opinions; I don't want to care!"

The goldfish spirit scolded: "Honghong, this little goblin, only talks about others, not about himself, and is with my son Goldfish Five all day long." ”

Director Hua asked, "Where does the purple and black head rooster come from? Do you know his identity? What if you take the goldfish ten out and lose it?"

The goldfish spirit said, "I haven't asked yet, and the goldfish ten is also quietly with him." ”

The baby pondered for a while: "Have you eaten?"

Honghong said, "Not yet, wait for you to come back and deal with it." We've been here for a few days, and we've seen through it before you come back. Don't shoot for so long in the future, okay?"

Baby pondered: "Honghong, you search for food for your brothers and sisters, and I'll deal with the big magic tank." ”

Honghong covered her nose with her hands: "It's so stinky!

The baby said, "I'll move the big magic tank far away to deal with it, and you will cook the fish in the compound." "With a wave of magic, the big magic jar moved, and all the birds on the magic jar flew away, and when they reached a far place, with a wave of magic, the big magic jar lid opened,

A foul smell wafted out, and the lid of the magic jar and the big magic jar were full of dense maggots, and the stench was terrible. The baby flew over, breathed fire, "whew", and lit it on fire, and used magic to take out the burning rotten flesh from the big magic vat and stick it in the air, and the big maggot fell off the dots, which was disgusting. With a wave of the baby's magic, the big magic jar flipped a few times in the air and disappeared.

With another wave of his hand, the wind howled, and the fire burned for two hours, and was burned to ashes and swept away by the wind. Exhausted, the baby returns to the conference room, and Honghong comes in with a cooked fish and hands it to the baby:

"Dad, I suspect that Goldfish Ten is pregnant! When asked, she always hides; the old goblin Goldfish Spirit still protects her; I don't care, people don't listen." ”

The baby pondered for a while: "Isn't there a system? ”

Honghong: "The old goblin Goldfish Essence always interferes, and the system can't be implemented, I can't help it!"

The baby looked out the door and thought carefully: "You go and invite Director Hua, Goldfish Essence, and Goldfish Ten to the conference room." ”

Honghong flew away, and the baby thought, after only nine days of walking, the goldfish ten was pregnant! Even if she was pregnant, didn't she know? Is the pregnancy real or fake? How did Honghong think that she was pregnant? The baby just thought of this.

Honghong brought Director Hua, Goldfish Essence, and Goldfish Ten to the conference room. Baby beckoned Director Hua to sit down and asked, "Goldfish Ten, how did you meet the purple black head rooster?"

Goldfish Ten said: "The purple and black rooster flew from the air to eat maggots, and I told him that the maggots were too dirty to eat. He said, "I'm hungry, and if I don't eat maggots, I'm going to starve to death." I said, I'll help you figure it out, so I left half of the food that was given to me every day for him to eat, and that's it, and we had a relationship. ”

Baby pondered for a moment: "Do you like purple black head cocks?"

Goldfish Ten panicked: "Happy, I like it!"

"I heard that you are pregnant with his child, is it true?"

"No, no! This is Honghong framing me; she and the goldfish are together for five days, so she should be pregnant; what do you say I am pregnant; I don't have anything with the purple black head?"

Honghongzheng: "It's nothing? How can anyone tell me? Do you have it? Only you know!"

Goldfish Ten glared: "You leave me alone, take care of yourself! If I get pregnant, I'm willing to take it away! What do you say if you're pregnant?"

The baby pondered for a long time: "You have all reached the age of marriage, and you are allowed to fall in love; however, you have all said well, don't look for people outside, this is not safe; Goldfish Ten, think about it, the purple-black head rooster can't even feed himself, and if you follow him, you must not starve! We already have a big family here! Food is not easy to come by; it's okay to raise one or two outsiders; if we always look for outsiders, we can't afford to raise them! If you don't have anything to eat with him, what will happen then? When you get married, you will still have your children; even if we find outsiders, we must find someone who can support us!"

Goldfish Ten panicked: "Aunt Baby, I want to marry a purple black head rooster, I hope you agree." ”

The baby glanced at Director Hua: "Tell me about it?"

Director Hua carefully analyzed what Goldfish Ten said: "Are you really pregnant?"

Goldfish Ten said, "No, no!"

Director Hua asked, "Why are you in a hurry to get married?"

"When we get married, he and I will be able to eat enough, otherwise, the food distributed every day will be evenly divided, and he and I will never have enough to eat; it's very uncomfortable!"

Director Hua glanced at the baby: "You come up with an idea." ”

The baby pondered for a while: "Honghong, it seems that Goldfish Ten is pregnant." I mean, it's only been a few days, how can you get pregnant? Since Goldfish Ten likes purple and black head cocks, let's keep them together! ”

He handed the fish to the goldfish ten and said, "Take it away! It seems that you haven't had enough to eat for a long time! You have to wait for the marriage, and if there are a few more couples, you will get married collectively! You will have to build a few more houses." ”

Honghong was disgusted: "Dad, as soon as this mouth is opened, in the future, there will be more people looking for outsiders." If we can find someone who can support ourselves, but what if we can't find it? We're going to have a lot of work!"

Baby pondered: "In principle, you are not allowed to look for people from outside, but you stay at home all day and have no chance to contact people from outside, so you can only wait for people from outside to come by themselves, and often these people come in search of food, so we can only rely on us to support him when you fall in love with someone in our family." ”

Honghong complained: "It's really annoying! These people can't eat, and they still want to marry a daughter-in-law! I think they want to exhaust me to death!"

Goldfish grinding: "Goldfish Nine seems to have a girlfriend too?"

Honghong asked, "How do you know?"

Goldfish essence said: "I heard that they also came to eat maggots, with a human face and a pigeon body, with a small tail. ”

Honghong was unwilling: "Why didn't I see it?"

Director Hua said to the goldfish essence: "You go and find the goldfish nine." ”

The goldfish spirit flies out of the conference room. The baby was upset: "It's messy, it's really messy! These children, why don't they look for people at home, but look for outsiders? How to manage it?"

Director Hua: "Freedom of marriage, I can't control it!"

The goldfish spirit flew in with the goldfish nine, and the baby asked, "Goldfish nine, I heard that you have a girlfriend?"

Goldfish Nine is secretive: "Yes, yes, the relationship has not been determined!"

"Do you like her?"

"I like it! Her little tail is so beautiful! The first day I came to eat maggots, I fell in love with them, and it took a lot of brains to get to know her. ”

"Does she like you too?"

"I haven't said it yet, I just feel this way. ”

"You go and get her. ”