Chapter 359: Report Conception
Goldfish Nine flew out of the conference room, and the baby asked, "Honghong, are we looking for someone from outside?" Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Honghong thought carefully and said, "Not yet." ”
The baby asked: "Didn't they take a fancy to any of the maggots who stole maggots this time?"
"I don't know; ”
"This work must be done well and well understood. ”
Honghong: "Yes!"
Goldfish Nine flies into the conference room with a face pigeon.
The baby took a look at the pigeon with a human face, it was well-behaved and clever, and it had a small tail, which was really beautiful and asked, "What's your name?"
The pigeon with a human face trembled all over, and at first glance she knew that she was afraid, and said tremblingly: "I, my name is Pigeon Pigeon Mei." ”
"Where do you live?"
"The four seas are home, and yet, I haven't found a place to stay. ”
"Do you like Goldfish Nine?"
"I like it, there's always the shadow of the goldfish nine in front of me. ”
"Do you want to marry Goldfish Nine?"
"As long as he doesn't dislike me, marry him!"
The baby glanced at Director Hua: "What do you think?"
Director Hua knew what the baby meant, Goldfish Nine was his son, of course he wanted me to make an idea, and said: "I asked Goldfish Nine just now, since you both like it, even if you are a couple!
Pregnancy is not allowed, and if it is discovered, it is forcibly removed. ”
The human-faced pigeon lowered his head and said, "Got it!"
Honghong was upset: "It's okay now! There are two more foreign ones, and there are four pairs in total." ”
Director Hua: "I agree with Aunt Baby's opinion, in principle, don't look for people from outside, but this time the situation is different, it is related to the big magic tank, and there will be no more in the future." ”
The baby smiled: "It seems that the big magic tank has recruited a son-in-law and daughter-in-law for you, and it is you who have benefited, and what have I got?
Director Hua pondered for a while: "I know that you are working hard, and this is also a last resort, and I don't want to do this." ”
Honghong asked with concern, "Dad, you haven't eaten yet?"
The baby shook his hand: "No, if you want to eat, I will search for it myself;
Goldfish Essence glanced at Director Hua: "It's time for us to go back to the room." ”
The baby waved his hand and said, "Let's go!"
Goldfish Ten, Goldfish Nine and Face Dove fly out of the meeting room. The goldfish spirit grabbed Director Hua's hand and flew away after him, as soon as he arrived at his bedroom, the goldfish spirit pressed Director Hua on the bed.
Director Hua pushed the goldfish essence vigorously with his hands and did not let him get closer.
The goldfish spirit said: "You haven't been back for a long time, thinking about it here! I can't get used to seeing the baby, and I am the head of the family here;
Director Hua argued: "It's very hard to make a movie, even if you want to be a private gangster, you have to have time for a private gangster." It's good for you, you're at home all day, and you can't manage a few children, and you still suspect this and that. I tell you, don't offend the baby;
I see what you can do? You can't handle the problem of eating alone, and you can't deal with the children's problem!"
The goldfish spirit was jealous and said, "I don't want to see you with her, what if she gets you away?
"If you don't have a husband, you can still find it. If you don't have a baby, you'll be dumbfounded! How can you get such a large number of children? Let you manage, will you manage it? The goldfish incident is an example. ”
"In the future, can't I not scold them?"
"When children are older and have their own ideas, the key is to learn to communicate; do you know what communication is?"
"I haven't read a book, you tell me this, how do I understand! Husband, I want to ......"
"Don't, don't, don't?"
"What's the other thing? I'm your wife, everything should be!" The goldfish essence pressed Director Hua, rolled over for a while, lay down flat and said: "Husband, you don't know, when you're not there, I miss you, I don't see you for a day, just like three autumns! You! Make fewer movies in the future, and take more time to come back to accompany me! My requirements are not high, just have you by my side every night!"
Director Hua said: "I'm a director, how can I have so much time? After the filming of this TV series is finished, I can rest for a while." ”
"Husband, I'll just wait for such a day! It's really lonely without you by your side!"
Director Hua lay down on his side, the goldfish essence hugged tightly, and fell asleep in a daze......
The baby was lying on the bed, and the more he thought about it, the more sad he became: "I have my parents, and I don't care about my children, and I help others worry about it all day long, why in the end? Hong Lijian died early, leaving such a large number of children, so that he has the heart to inexhaustibly;
It's really annoying! I can't get rid of it even if I want to, and I don't know what to do in the future?"
"Dangdang Dang!" knocked lightly on the door, and then revealed a voice: "Aunt Baby, have you slept?"
The baby said, "Lie down in bed, you haven't slept yet!"
The voice outside the door said, "Open the door, I have something to say." ”
With a wave of the baby's hand, the door opened, and the goldfish came in and said, "I've been holding it back for a long time, and it seems that I can't say it anymore!"
Honghong was next door, eavesdropping with her ear against the wall, and Goldfish Five was beside her.
Baby asked, "What's wrong?"
Goldfish Six said: "Honghong is the leader of the family planning team, and she is with Goldfish Five every day, and I suspect that Honghong is pregnant. As a group leader, you have to set an example to have the right to speak to others, and how can you speak of others if you are like this?"
Baby explained: "I already knew about Honghong and Goldfish Five, and agreed that they would be together, even if they were really pregnant, if they were unmarried, I would let Honghong take the child away."
Do you have an opinion on Red Red and Goldfish Five, why don't you tell me about it?"
Goldfish Six panicked and said, "No, no! I just doubt it, if not, forget it!"
The baby pondered for a moment and said, "Okay!
Goldfish Six hurriedly flew away. The baby shouted, "Honghong, are you at home?"
Honghong hurriedly replied, "Yes, what's wrong?"
"Goldfish Five is with you, right?"
Honghong panicked and said, "Yes, yes! What's wrong?"
"You and Goldfish Five come here, I'll wait. ”
"Okay! Honghong pushed Goldfish Five and said, "Hurry up and go see Dad." Goldfish Five was scared and waited for a long time before coming to the baby bedroom with Honghong.
Baby asked, "Goldfish Six came just now, you all heard it, what's going on?"
Honghong said: "Dad, Goldfish Six has an opinion about me, when he sends fish, he always wants to occupy more, I don't agree, so he quarrels with me, does he also have a girlfriend hidden in the house?"
The baby pondered for a while and said: "It's very simple to check if there is a girlfriend at home, open the magic eye, search it, and come out." But what Goldfish Six said has to get my attention, and you say, are you pregnant?"
Honghong showed an incomprehensible expression and said in disgust: "Dad, do you also believe what he said?"
"I don't believe him," said the baby, "but you will inevitably conceive when you are together, and I am not at ease to examine it myself." ”
Honghong scolded: "Goldfish Six, this little cub, is really annoying! I don't believe he doesn't have a girlfriend at home." ”
Baby pondered for a long time: "Let's do it! Let's search to see if there is a girlfriend in the goldfish six houses, and then check your body, and if anyone asks, I will answer." ”
Honghong gritted her teeth and scolded: "Goldfish Six, I'm really annoying you! I don't believe I can't find your girlfriend!"
The baby said, "Honghong, search carefully with your magic eye." ”
As soon as Honghong stretched out his hand, the magic eye opened, doubled in size, hung in the air, flicked it in the air, the magic eye automatically searched, and Goldfish Six appeared sleeping in bed in the screen;
Honghong was very puzzled: "He often eats more and occupies more, what is he doing with it?"
Baby said, "Goldfish Six has been checked, it's your turn." ”
Honghong was unconvinced: "Check it, check it, what's the big deal!"
As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, the magic eye opened, doubled in size, hung high in the air, and searched for the red belly, and after a while, the picture showed that there was a very small fetus in the red belly, and it was blurry. Baby Says:
"Honghong, you're pregnant! Look, this is the fetus. ”
Honghong panicked and defended: "How come, it's not a fetus, it's something in the stomach." ”
The baby stared at the magic eye and asked, "The magic eye, is there a baby in the red belly?"
The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "Yes, it's a very small fetus, it's almost a month!"
Honghong's mouth opened widely, and he couldn't believe it was true, and said, "Impossible! I and Goldfish Five are very careful, how can we get pregnant?"
The baby defended: "But it's impossible, you've seen it all, it's not enough to just pay attention, you have to have contraception, I don't know how you use contraception?"
"There are no contraceptives, so we use rhythm contraception," Honghong said. ”
Baby: "No wonder. The so-called safe period is actually not safe, and it is difficult to grasp before and after ovulation, so you should not be together in the future. As the leader of the group, how can I carry out my work when this matter gets out?
I'll deal with this matter for you quietly, keep it secret, don't let others know, and don't go out and talk nonsense;
The goldfish nodded in unison.
Honghong said sadly: "Dad, I don't want to be the head of the family planning team anymore, I want to marry Goldfish Five!"
Baby comforted: "I know it's not easy to be the group leader! But, who should you be? No one is elected now, you must continue to be the leader, and you must be good! Your marriage with Goldfish Five, Dad will help you as soon as possible." How many pairs are there now?"
Honghong pondered for a while and said, "Goldfish Five and I are a pair, Goldfish Three is a pair of Yellow and Yellow, Goldfish Thirty-one is a pair of human-faced owls, Goldfish Thirty is a pair of human-faced owls, Goldfish Ten is a pair of purple-black roosters, Goldfish Nine is a pair of pigeon and pigeon;
There are six couples, Dad, six couples can get married once in a group. ”
After thinking about it, the baby said: "Although the six pairs are a little less, but for the sake of Honghong, Dad, why do you have to preside over a group wedding for you." ”
Honghong was very happy: "Dad, can I still take the fetus in my belly?"
The baby said: "In principle, you have to take it out, and since you are going to get married soon, as long as you don't spread it out and keep it secret, you don't need to take it." ”
Honghong asked anxiously: "Dad, how long will it take to hold a group wedding?"
The baby pondered for a moment and said: "No matter how soon I have to wait for the filming of this TV series, it is impossible to preside over the wedding for you tonight!"
Honghong took Goldfish Five's hand, jumped up and said, "Dad, we're over?"
The baby advised: "Don't spread it out, otherwise, not only will it be taken away, but it will also be implemented according to the system!"
"Got it. Honghong took Goldfish Five into his room, went to bed and said to Goldfish Five: "Remember what Dad said, and don't let others know." Dad is very kind to do this! Especially you,
Keep your mouth shut, don't let me down. Do you know that the child in the womb is our child, and I can't bear to take it away!"
The goldfish nodded again and again, but he couldn't say anything, but he had a lot of things on his mind, and he fell asleep in a daze......
The baby thought about it all night and didn't close his eyes. Thinking of Hong Lijian and Hong Lijian's company, thinking of his parents and boys, eldest sister and nannan and triplets, I feel very uncomfortable.
Director Hua's shout came from outside the door: "Baby——! baby, haven't you gotten up yet?"
The baby got up from the bed, opened the door, walked out of the conference room, and saw Director Hua in the corridor of the big magic room, stretched out his hand, and a white cloud flew in, let Director Hua stand on it, and fly away first.
After a while, I came to the movie base. The baby entered the dressing room, became the character he needed, and entered the movie shooting site; Director Hua held the shouting microphone in his right hand and shouted: "All in place, five, four..... Begin. ”
The photographer's big lens is facing the isolated island, and all of them are closer; the baby, the crocodile head and the little fairy fruit man appear above the isolated island; seeing a lot of strange animals coming to the isolated island, dense and everywhere, he does not dare to land, floating in the air to watch.