Chapter Twenty-Three: The Terrifying Old Man in Black
Why did the ninety old lady die naked on the street?
Why are hundreds of female donkeys screaming in the middle of the night?
Why are condoms in commissaries repeatedly hacked?
Why are female dormitory underwear frequently stolen?
Who committed the serial strong j sow case?
The old nun's door is knocked on every night, is it a person or a ghost?
What is hidden behind the accidental death of hundreds of little male dogs?
Behind all this, is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morality?
Is it a sexual outburst or a hunger for helplessness?
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God Shovel: "Click, 'I'm a smart brother handsome', don't think that you are the author, you can bully me without any scruples, let me tell you, Lao Tzu is gone, you like to find whoever you want." ā
I'm Brother Cong: "Where are you going?"
God Shovel: ""Flower Protector Dog in the City", you still lack a protagonist, I will be the protagonist for you." ā
Li Jingshu: "No, I'm sending you, come and be my boyfriend." ā
Brother Cong: "No, what are you doing, you rob my horse?"
God Shovel: "What if you rob it, what are you doing, you still want to beat me." ā
Brother Cong got up from the ground refreshed, spat at the corpse lying on the ground, and said: "MD, I've never seen such arrogance before, 'I'm Brother Cong', you have to testify to me, he robbed me of my horse." ā
I'm Satoshi: "Oh, remember. ā
Then he looked at the shovel lying on the ground and kicked him twice: "Get up, don't be embarrassed here, go back quickly, find your family Wu Yong, if you don't go to him, you will be over."
The shovel still lay motionless on the ground, like a dead dog.
I'm Brother Cong: "Okay, I promise you, I won't write bad things about you, okay, my wise and martial god shovel lord." ā
God shovel: "En~~." ā
I'm Brother Cong: "Let's go, let's go, readers can't stand it, the bricks are all picked up, and if you don't go, "God Shovel" will be smashed to the first place on the recommendation list." ā
God shoveled and cried, wiped a handful of snot with his hands, and said with tears: "Well, then I will go, remember, you promised me, you are not allowed to repent." ā
I'm Brother Cong: "Got it, got it, let's go, don't force me to kick you." ā
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At this time, in the different dimensional space, Wu Yong and the Divine Shovel were trapped in a dark place without a trace of light, surrounded by nothingness, and Wu Yong, whose buttocks were swollen, opened his mouth and asked, "Big brother, you can teach me to go out." ā
God Shovel: "Hmph!, I think beautifully." ā
Wu Yong: "My ass is red from you, don't you need to pay something?"
God shovel: "It is a gift to you to be favored by the lord, what, I warn you, don't be respectful." ā
Wu Yong was not only not angry after hearing this, but smiled, his eyes were full of ****, and he said evilly: "Then I will also give you a gift, hehe~." ā
Shen Shovel's face was panicked, nervous and scared, rubbing his big hands, Wu Yong, who was so **** on his face, pointed at Wu Yong like a little girl who met a bad guy and shouted: "No, what do you want to do, don't come here, you let go of me, you are coming, I'll call me, don't come over, I really call me ......."
Hahahaha, Wu Yong looked up to the sky and laughed, squinting his little eyes and laughing obscenely: "You call, I like to hear the scream, the louder you scream, the more excited I will be, hahahaha......."
Shovel: "Aami!"
Wu Yong: "Don't be so excited, okay? I haven't touched you yet, you have taken the initiative to pounce, can you be a little more reserved." ā
God shovel is like a coquettish little woman, en~~~.
"Tell me how to get out, or I'm going to do something to you. Wu said viciously.
God Shovel: "That's great, come on." ā
Poof! Wu spurted out a mouthful of blood and fell straight to the ground, pointing at the shovel with blood in his mouth and saying, "Can you cooperate?" ā
God Shovel: "How do you want people to cooperate, everyone is willing." ā
Poof! Wu Yong spurted out another mouthful of blood, and then closed his eyes unconscious.
At this time, the god shovel floated triumphantly in the air, and Wu Yong, who fainted with a smile, pointed at him and said very sneeringly: "Sample, play with me, I'm angry with you~." ā
I don't know how long it took for Wu Yong to wake up, he rubbed his eyes, looked at the black whining in front of him, and a clever jumped up and shouted: "Oh my God, how did I faint, what time is it now, I slept for a few hours." ā
Suddenly, a voice came, and the god shoveled: "You're awake." ā
Wu Yong: "How long have I fainted?" ā
God Shovel: "It didn't take long, it was only two hours. ā
Suddenly, Wu Yong looked at his stomach, so hungry!
There was nothing to eat, Wu thought worriedly.
Wu Yong: "God Shovel, I think we should stop making trouble, we should go, otherwise we will be trapped here sooner or later." ā
God Shovel: "You know, but not now." ā
Why, Wu asked with a very strange face.
"Stupid, have you forgotten the two people out there who want your life. The god shovel reprimanded.
"Haven't they left yet?" Wu Yong asked.
"Let's go. Shen Shovel sneered, and then laughed, "They're in big trouble right now." ā
At this time, the water hole, the old man in black had blood on the corner of his mouth, holding the black-clothed young man who was seriously injured and unconscious in his arms, looking at the mahogany-colored exercise hall in front of him with blood red hatred, his body exuded endless murderous aura, and scolded angrily: "Damn tomb master, the means are so vicious, if my grandson has three long and two short, I will definitely find your coffin, pull your body out, crush your bones and ashes, and insult you in every way." ā
At this time, in the center of the main hall, countless silver arcs mixed with whistling sounds, smashing towards the old man violently, hundreds of golden armored puppets beside him surrounded the old man, mechanically raised the golden long knife in his hand, hundreds of powerful vitality fluctuations broke out instantly, and the entire hall was full of electric gold, and the sound of thunderbolts was endless.
On the wall of the main hall, countless black tadpole texts appeared under the golden light, and obscure spells resounded in the old man's ears, disturbing his mind.
Ah~~~, you all go to death, the old man in black gritted his teeth and shouted angrily, a super momentum erupted, he bit his tongue violently, spit out a mouthful of blood, and muttered an unknown spell in his mouth, only to see that the whole person's cultivation skyrocketed instantly, and at this time a black spear appeared in the old man's hand, he shouted, 'break', boom, and a purple light instantly broke through the roof and reached the air.
Destroy it! The old man in black showed a trace of fierceness, his expression was extremely hideous, and then he gathered the vitality of his whole body into the black spear in an extremely mysterious way, and an extremely terrifying vitality fluctuation emanated.
The old man's big rough hand tightly grasped the black spear, carrying the momentum of thunder, and instantly swooped down towards the palace below.
Boom, the entire tomb was trembling under the terrifying attack of the old man, and Wu Yong in the earth cave was frightened by this extremely terrifying fluctuation of vitality, and his whole body trembled, at this time, the top of the cave entrance, it seemed to be affected by this powerful force, the entire cave mouth was shaking like an earthquake, and countless stones fell from the top and smashed to the ground.
Wu Yong hurriedly held his head with both hands, and hurriedly dodged, and the sand and dust all fell down with the shaking, and smashed onto Wu Yong's body, making him covered in dust and embarrassed.
Wu stroked his head angrily, patted the dust on his body, and scolded: "Is this TM still human, this is simply a humanoid nuclear bomb." ā
At this time, in the Gongfa Hall, a shot from the old man in black directly stabbed the entire hall, and the extremely strong vitality fluctuations erupted from the tip of the spear, slowly spreading from a point in the middle to the surroundings, like a nuclear bomb, expanding little by little, destroying all the runes, puppets, formations, and all the encountered.