What does the intention of the god shovel mean? Wu Yong began to think. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wu Yong began to carefully observe the entire loess world, and found that the sky seemed to be like a piece of paper, lifeless, motionless, and suddenly the wind and sand drifted by, Wu Yong grabbed a handful of it casually and put it in his mouth, but he didn't feel anything in his mouth.

Could it be that everything I see is illusory, Wu Yong suddenly remembered the miraculous VR technology blown on the earth, that is, the virtual reality, Wu Yong suddenly realized, it turns out that everything is virtual, only he is real.

Wu Yong closed his eyes and walked forward relying on his heart.

Wu Yong seemed to have hit something, and then Wu Yong shouted, "God shovel help me." ”

In an instant, the divine shovel appeared in Wu Yong's hand, Wu Yong raised the divine shovel and violently shoveled forward, with a loud bang, the illusion disappeared instantly, and what appeared in front of Wu Yong's eyes was a cloud of darkness.

Wu Yong opened his eyes, looked at the darkness in front of him, and strode forward, and then Wu Yong's eyes instantly brightened, and a two-story mahogany-colored hall appeared in front of him.

A purple wooden plaque on the top of the main hall was impressively engraved with three golden words in the sea of brains - Pill Palace, Wu Yong saw that his face instantly appeared with joy, and he was about to walk over, when suddenly the god shovel stopped him at this time.

"Wait, there's danger ahead. The words of the divine shovel were like a pot of cold water poured on Wu Yong's head, making Wu Yong's steps suddenly retreat.

Danger, is there a trap ahead? Wu was suspicious in his heart, and he stood there and began to think.

"God shovel, is there a trap ahead? Wu Yong asked.

Shen Shovel: "Sort of, don't go over, there is nothing in the entire hall, it's all murderous." ”

"What, grass, this tomb owner is really insidious, I almost fell for it. Wu scolded angrily.

Wu Yong instantly understood that the owner of this tomb was really bad, he deliberately built a large hall, creating the illusion that there were good things in it, so that the people who invaded the tomb mistakenly thought that they had broken the illusion even if they had passed the test, and used people's desires to let them see the huge temptation in front of them, and they would definitely relax their vigilance and walk towards the main hall, so that they would enter the net of heaven and earth that the owner of the tomb had painstakingly laid for a long time.

This damn tomb owner, don't let Lao Tzu find your tomb, otherwise, see if I don't lift your coffin and smash your bones to pieces. Wu said with a vicious rage.

"God Shovel, what to do now. Wu Yong asked.

"Get out of this place. God replied lightly.

Wu Yong: "Okay, but how do I leave?" ”

Shovel: "You've stepped into a maze, now you close your eyes, think with your heart how you just got in, and then go back as you are." ”

Wu Yong closed his eyes, and began to recall the trajectory just now in his mind, relying on the feeling in his heart, he turned left and took two steps back, then turned right and took a step back, and then turned left and took a step back, and when he approached, he saw that he was going back in a straight line, at this time Wu Yong stopped, opened his eyes and found that there was nothing in front of him.

In fact, Wu Yong has always felt that he is walking in a straight line, because when Wu Yong stepped into the maze, the scenery he saw blinded his feelings, as long as it made him walk left and right, he still thought that he was walking in a straight line.

This is too terrifying, I didn't expect this otherworldly person to be so powerful, scared the baby to death.

Wu Yong: "God Shovel, what should I do now, I can't see anything." ”

God shovel: "I can't see and pull down, ask me everything, you are muttering in your brain, two goods." ”

Wu Yong: "I'm sorry, it's stinky and shameless, you're the second goods, this TM is black, how do you let me go." ”

God Shovel: "You sb, your Yuan Energy Lamp." ”

Wu Yong suddenly remembered the Yuan Energy Lamp he was holding in his hand just now, by the way, I Yuan Energy Lamp muttered.

God shovel: "You are a second goods, counting on you, you don't have to go out in this life, you don't know where to put your Yuan Energy Lamp, come, Second Goods, your Yuan Energy Lamp." ”

Suddenly, a Yuan Energy Lamp appeared in Wu Yong's hand, and Wu Yong suddenly realized that he was in a hurry at that time, and he didn't know when he lost the Yuan Energy Lamp, but it was collected into the storage space by the God Shovel.

"Hmph! stealing my Yuan Energy Lamp, and being so arrogant, it's really stinky. Wu spat out a grimace with a disdainful look on his face.

Mahler is a slut, God is furious, the world is full of wonders, I've seen shameless, I've never seen such a stinky shameless one, MD, deal with this kind of person, don't make noise if you can do it, don't be cowardly anyway, just do it.

The divine shovel broke out directly from Wu Yong's body, instantly enlarged to more than one person's height, and slapped Wu Yong's ass fiercely, only to see a moaning scream, Wu Yong was slapped into the air, and then smashed to the ground.

Shen Shovel saw Wu Yong's miserable situation, and he didn't know how happy he was, just like the sugar water that drank honey, floating proudly in the air.

It's just that before the god shovel could be cooled, Wu Yong's scream made it suddenly spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

"Help, help, incivility, indecency, indecency, there is a shovel that acts uncleanly on me, and my ass is ......", Wu Yong shouted and burst into tears, and then his expression was very aggrieved and resentful, making the appearance of a woman from a good family after being insulted.

"My ass, just like that, was smacked red by him, woo woo woo ~~~. Wu Yong lay on the ground, pouting his buttocks, and cried aggrievedly.

Reader: "I still don't understand what unclean behavior means, author, can you explain it to me?"

I'm Brother Cong: "This reader's question is very good, is it unclean? Hey, why is the police car here, grass, you traitor." ”

"We're the police, and I've heard that you're spreading pornographic information and bringing bad kids, so come with us. A young man in a blue police uniform took out a police officer ID and stood in front of Wu Yong's eyes.

I'm smart brother handsome: "Policeman, wronged, wronged, don't be handcuffed, hey, my hands are ......." ”

In this way, I was taken into the police car by the police, and the reader standing on the side of the road watched the police car go away with a smile on the corner ......of his mouth.

I was taken to the police station, sitting on the tiger chair, and a policeman asked lightly, "I'm Brother Cong, explain to us what unclean behavior is." ”

I'm a handsome brother and he smiled: "It's just an unclean behavior." ”

Police: "What is unclean behavior." ”

I'm Brother Cong: "I said, big brother, I really didn't spread yellow information......." ”

In this way, I was Brother Cong, and Uncle Policeman and Uncle Policeman began a heated discussion.

At this time, the Divine Shovel and Wu Yong in the different dimensional space, as soon as the Divine Shovel heard Wu Yong's words, a mouthful of old blood spurted out directly.

"I'm going to smack you to death. God's shovely beard flew up.

Wu Yong: "Yamei. ”