Fahai has clear eyebrows and beautiful eyes, handsome and extraordinary, his eyes are shining, gentle and compassionate: "Donor, poor monk Fahai, who is Zhao Wenzhuo?" ”

Shen Zui rubbed his hands: "Below, real bullets, Ye Wen, please advise." ”

Fahai tilted his head: "Why do you want to instruct?" ”

Well?

This monk turned out to be a little cute.

Shen Zui shuddered in his heart and asked back, "I killed your nephew Jin Chi, didn't you come to avenge him?" ”

Fahai looked at him with clear eyes: "Of course not, the poor monk is here to thank the donor." ”

"Jin Chi is obsessed with women's clothing and doesn't wear leggings, which has caused a crooked atmosphere."

"There are many such robbers near my Jinshan Temple, defiling the eyes of believers and taking advantage of the opportunity to rob, especially the clothes of female donors."

Fahai sighed as he spoke: "The abbot really can't stand it, he can't stand the days without a female benefactor, so he ordered me to clean the portal." ”

Shen Zui put one arm across his chest and the other hand on his chin: "Master Fahai, I have a question. ”

"Are there many of your benefactors?"

If there are many, then won't the whole city be full of .......

I can't think about it, I'm a righteous gentleman.

Fortunately, Fahai broke his illusion: "There are many, most of them are women in their fifties and sixties, so the brothers and sisters of the poor monks are also unbearable." ”

Shen Zui also breathed a sigh of relief: "Then master, how can you thank me?" Reward a little green? ”

Fahai: .......

I suspect you're hinting at me something.

Fahai was silent in thought, and Shen Zui hurriedly enlightened: "Master, don't think about it, I just asked you if you have any female goblins." ”

"There are no female fairies, and female bodhisattvas can too."

Fahai opened his mouth to interrupt Shen Zui's hint: "Donor, the poor monk really didn't expect my master and nephew to be eliminated by the donor, if the donor doesn't dislike it, the poor monk will return the entrance fee paid by Jinchi in the past to you, okay?" ”

Entrance fee?

Shen Zui's eyes lit up: "Ten million gold? Three thousand letter girls? Or is it a rare treasure like a brocade robe? ”

Fahai took out the book from his bosom: "Three hundred children's songs. ”

The monk Fahai is gone, and he says he wants to play with snakes...... Phew, I'm looking for a demon to help him practice.

Leave drunk and a tattered children's rhyme 300 songs.

There are also heads all over the ground, and shivering propaganda groups hiding in corners.

"Alliance leader?"

The propaganda group hid in the corner and shouted tremblingly.

Shen Zui raised his head and looked at them: "What's wrong?" ”

"Shouldn't you bury your dear brother?"

Shen Zui looked at it: "Of course, you all come out." ”

Bring the crowd out and stretch out his hand: "Come, bazooka lend me to play." ”

The Taoist with the bazooka on his back handed over with a bitter face: "Alliance leader, just one shot, you save some use." ”

Shen Zui took it, fiddled with it a few times, and put it on his shoulder: "Crazy man for law popularization, Zhang San, is already in place!" ”

Just as he was about to fire, he remembered something.

My good brother with deep affection and righteousness was so screwed off his head by his uncle, I am afraid that I will not be able to turn a blind eye, I have to sing them a song to soothe their resentment.

took out 300 children's songs and cleared his throat.

"Child, child, why are you so bad~"

"Bullying, deception, why did you do it~"

"Learn to be a good child, love each other~"

.......

"Turn around and be a filial child~"

In the applause of the propaganda group, Shen Zui pulled the trigger, and the fire gave them a funeral.

Turn around and throw the rocket launcher into the flames.

"Let's go."

A real man, so chic.

"Woo woo, my bazooka."

.......

In Gusu City, not far from the Guanyin Zen Temple, the propaganda group led the way, and the group quickly came to Tianji Tower.

Of course, this is not the headquarters, Shen was drunk at that time, as a world-renowned scholar Ming Zongyue, there were masters who wanted to recommend themselves to the pillow and ask for a good ranking, so he set up his headquarters on the top of Huashan, here, it is a list point.

"Welcome to Tianji Pavilion!"

As soon as I entered the door, a row of beautiful and cool-looking young ladies greeted each other loudly with their big white legs.

My Tianji Building is not like this, it is like a clubhouse, my deputy landlord, what have you done?

The propaganda team went to the steward, leaving Shen drunk alone.

"A full set?"

Shen Zui approached a young lady and asked in a low voice.

"What do you mean by Childe?"

The young lady was very well organised.

"Tea? Class? Do you have? ”

Shen Shen's voice was lowered.

The young lady's eyes were full of question marks: "Does Childe want to drink tea?" Here, I'll pour you tea? ”

What a thing!

Shen was drunk and energetic, and even wanted to take off his robe until the young lady sat down with a cup of Longjing to serve him.

"It's boring."

It's tasteless and goes straight into the sage time.

Gusu is an important place in the south of the Yangtze River, where people come and go, and the owner of this place is the deputy owner of Tianji Building, Shi Hanchen, who he cultivated.

Hearing the report of the propaganda group that a master had joined and could kill the old perverted Jin Chi with a sword, he hurriedly followed out to greet him.

"Your Excellency?"

Shi Hanchen, who looked like a thin bamboo pole, saw Shen drunk, walked to his side and stopped three steps away, and asked politely.

He lost weight, he was originally a strong man with a body full of flesh at one meter and eight, but now he is so thin.

Shen Zui glanced at him with squinted eyes, and said secretly in his heart: "No, not only appearance, but also character." ”

This Shi Hanchen used to be arrogant and domineering, Shen drunk against Ming Zongyue's vest, chased and beat him for a month, and beat him from 200 catties to 300 catties before he was served, why is he so gentle now?

"Am I really a life coach? Can you change people's personalities so easily, make them shine with the light of humanity, and even make him look thin as beautiful? ”

It's me!

Shi Hanchen looked at Shen Zui and glanced at him before he stopped moving, and comforted himself with anger: "These days, the visitors from outside the sky are too fierce, I can't stand it, I can't stand it anywhere!" ”

After Shen Zui figured it out, he got up and said, "Under the life mentor, the king of bathing, Qiao Shan." ”

Shi Hanchen's face twitched, he looked back at the propaganda group, and said with a smile: "(The classic national scolding is omitted here, but two or three words) Master, is it inconvenient to tell me your real name?" ”

"If you want to join Tianji Tower, you must leave real information."

He bitterly comforted: "Although Sect Master Ming is missing, and there are rumors in the rivers and lakes that he was favored by Shen Lao Mo and kidnapped and turned into a boy, but that is just a rumor, you have to have faith in us." ”

"Our Tianji Building, although it has recently become a gossip building, as long as the owner comes back, he will definitely be able to regroup!"

The implication is that as long as I don't come back, Tianji Tower is a gossip building, and I don't want to struggle.

Under the twitching of Shen Drunken Skin, Yi Ronggong almost broke his skills: I captured myself and gave myself a.

If you don't explain this rumor clearly, I'll hang you at the door to show you this position.

Of course, Shi Hanchen didn't know that Mingzong was more drunk vest, and as a martial arts myth, how could Shen Drunk reveal his vest at will.

"Talking in the back room."

My rumors must have spread through Tianji Tower, and if you think about it, there is no super loudspeaker in Tianji Tower, and there is no news control of me, a peerless genius, so naturally there is all the hell news.

Shi Hanchen hesitated for a moment, but still entered the secret room with Shen drunk.

As soon as the door of the secret room was closed, Shen Zui slapped it out, which was the signature martial arts of Ming Zongyue, the scholar's Qi Ming Zongyue.

Shi Hanchen was caught off guard, and in an instant, he had been drunk and punched more than thirty punches in the face.

Defenseless, he sat on the ground with a blue nose and swollen face, his face full of disbelief.

"Landlord?"

Shen Zui nodded coldly and admitted: "It's this seat." ”

Stretched out his hand and attached it to his face, wanting to change his appearance to Ming Zongyue.

Suddenly froze.

It's bad, which face is Mingzong's more?