Chapter 5 I was a little envious

The atmosphere froze for a moment.

Shi Hanchen was pitiful, looking at Shen Zui's hands on his face, and his slowly fermenting face at the moment revealed a trace of weakness, helplessness and pity, and he was able to eat.

Forget it, don't pinch it, if you accidentally get out the crazy face full of evil, then something will happen.

I might as well use my own face.

With a wipe of his hands, a gentle and elegant beautiful boy appeared indoors.

"Who are you? It looks very familiar, the apprentice of the owner of the Ming Building? ”

Shi Hanchen didn't know me, he was drunk and fell into deep thought, was I too low-key, let you relax?

"Drunk."

Shi Hanchen's face changed dozens of times in a short instant, and finally it seemed to be cramping, his mouth was crooked, and he shouted while retreating: "Old Demon Shen! ”

"Help, I don't want a man on top of a man!"

Shen's drunken face instantly darkened.

Boom!

appeared behind him and kicked him in the ass, his peerless light skill meteor to catch the moon to the extreme, and the small secret room was full of his phantoms.

Shi Hanchen held his face with his hands and shrunk into a ball, still beaten by Shen drunk.

"Landlord, spare my life, I know it's wrong!"

"The little one knows it's wrong!"

"I know it's wrong!"

Before Shi Hanchen was subdued by Shen drunk, he was known as the first punch in the world, an absolute top combat power, and a congenital peak.

Shen Zui only used less than one percent of his strength, and he would definitely not kill him.

Wuluo light smoke palm, eighteen chapters of the dragon, such as the palm of the gods, the monkey steals the peach......

Foshan has no shadow feet, a chain of lost legs, a heavenly remnant miracle, and an electric and poisonous dragon drill.......

The above martial arts are intoxicated, but he just poses casually.

This is the love from the domineering president, Shi Hanchen can boast to others in the future, there are thousands of martial arts in the world, I have received any trick, and I am still alive and well.

Countless figures merged into one, and Shen jumped on the spot drunk: "Move your muscles and bones, comfortable." ”

Shi Hanchen slammed on the ground, looking miserable, but in fact, it was just a trauma, at most the internal organs were dislocated, he vomited two mouthfuls of blood, crawled to Shen Zui's feet, hugged Shen Zui's thighs, and snot and tears.

"Landlord, you said that you are the martial arts myth Shen Drunk Shen Supreme, and the little ones are always worried about you these days."

Shen Zui pulled out his leg from his arms, and Shi Hanchen moved and hugged him again.

"Landlord, you don't know how much the little one misses you when you disappeared."

Shi Hanchen, you have changed, you are no longer the cold and incomparably cold No. 1 punch in the world I know, I didn't expect that in just ten years, you will become my licking dog.

Shen Zui sighed as he pressed his head and pulled out his leg again.

He couldn't move, and continued to cry like a 400-pound child.

"Landlord, you don't know, Gusu has changed the sky, a female devil has fallen from the sky, her martial arts are superb, and she has already unified Gusu Wulin."

He first grabbed the drunken trouser legs, and as soon as he sent it to his face, he felt a murderous intention, pretending to let go of nothing, and then grabbed his sleeve and wiped his tears and snot: "The small one has been paying protection money every month for so many years, and Tianjilou has been forced to sell the Spring Palace map and gossip reports, and the small one still has to ...... And serve her on time. ”

Shen Drunk's gaze changed.

Shi Hanchen coughed: "Her mother." ”

Shen Shen's gaze became even more peculiar.

Shi Hanchen is five big and three coarse, and the mother of this female devil has a very peculiar standard for choosing male pets.

Without waiting for Shen Zui to speak, he cried and shouted: "The landlord, the old mother of the female devil, will pick the yang to supplement the yin, the small, dignified congenital peak, and the hope of the Xuan fetus is to be made up for the middle of the congenital stage." ”

"Woo woo, I'm so miserable."

Shen was drunk and silent.

After the great changes in heaven and earth, the realm of martial arts is acquired, congenital, Xuanfetus, dragon elephant, immortal.

If you are a beginner in martial arts in the past ten years, you will not have the innate distinction of being acquired, but start from the womb.

The so-called Xuan Fetus is a little divine essence that captures the heavens and the earth, swallows it into the abdomen and is in harmony with its own pure qi, which is weaker than the intoxicated earth immortal realm, but far stronger than the congenital.

"Who is that female devil? Where to stay? Why don't you run away? Shen Zui asked.

"The female devil's surname is Wang, the name is Yuyan, and people give her the nickname King Fudo Ming."

"Killing people is also called the Bloody Hades."

Shen Zui's eyes widened, her mother was not .......

Damn it!

Leave me alone!

Shi Hanchen slowly stood up: "She lives in Swallow Dock, and her mother lives in Mantuo Villa. ”

Sure enough, damn it, I was a little envious of this bastard.

Shen Yu asked quietly, "Then why don't you run away?" ”

Shi Hanchen's face was full of righteousness: "I am appreciated by the landlord and guard the Tianji Tower, how can I abandon here!" ”

Good brother, I actually suspect that you are greedy for Wang Qingluo's beauty and joined Boss Cao's army, I really misunderstood you.

Shen Zui was a little moved, helped him up, reached out and patted him on the shoulder: "I've worked hard for you all these years." ”

"Glory for the landlord!"

He yelled.

Moved is moved, and the right thing should be done quickly.

Shen Zui immediately asked, "Where is Nanping Mountain?" Why did he slander me? ”

Shi Hanchen subconsciously lowered his head.

"What's wrong?"

He swallowed and didn't dare to raise his head: "The master of the building with great powers, the omnipotent adult, the invincible supreme in the world," he swallowed, "The little one must admit your mistake first." ”

"Nanping Mountain's slander against you was made up by a small subordinate."

The air was quiet, even to the point of dead silence, and his breathing was much quieter.

Unable to hear Shen Zui's reply, he skillfully knelt down and hugged Shen Zui's thigh: "My lord, landlord, you don't know how the little one has spent the past ten years!" ”

"Huh."

Shen Zui said coldly: "Isn't it just to let Wang Qingluo pick and replenish every day?" Is it cool? ”

"Cool."

"Phew, no, my lord, not every day, every week, every week!"

He immediately clarified, and cried again: "Wang Yuyan, that female devil, doesn't miss my relationship with her mother at all, and comes to collect protection money every week, and the little one has to ....... Sell some gossip and make some money. ”

"My lord, think about it, you are so heroic and majestic, and your magic skills are unparalleled in the world, who in the rivers and lakes is not obsessed with your legend? If you don't use you as a gimmick, you won't be able to sell it at all! ”

Shen Zui touched his chin: "That's right." ”

Promoted to the realm of earth immortals, the middle-aged man who was already white-haired and sideburns looked much younger, and the drunkenness at this time was the appearance of a beautiful young man in his twenties, if there was no accident, at least for hundreds of years, he would not grow old before the deadline came.

Thinking of this, I secretly scolded myself for being stupid.

"The drunken old devils on the rivers and lakes look like they are all middle-aged and drunk, and the queen of the earth immortals has been making trouble, except for Nan Pingyue, no one has ever seen me, what mask do I wear!"

The color photos in the hands of the propaganda team are also middle-aged and drunk!

What does the old demon Shen you encircled and suppress have to do with the young descendants of my surname Shen and the drunken character Tianle?

Shi Hanchen breathed a sigh of relief, and he didn't have to be beaten, so he heard Shen Zui say again: "Let's get down to business first." ”

"In the propaganda group outside, there is a warrior wearing red armor with a fan hanging on his back, and another is also wearing red armor, with a national character face, and black lines on his face."

"Both of them sent me to wash the latrine."

Shi Hanchen was a little puzzled and pulled up by Shen Zui: "By the way, go and bring your extraterrestrial artifact, as well as the latest issue of the Heavenly Machine List." ”

Shi Hanchen just turned around and took two steps, and Shen Zui shouted again: "There are also dogs from the propaganda group, except for the bald one, everyone else will be sent to the pot." ”

Shi Hanchen knelt down again: "My lord, these dogs can't be, they are all Mrs. Wang's favorites, without them, the small ones will be cut off by sweethearts and made into fertilizer." ”

He sobbed: "Otherwise, let's put the propaganda group in the pot." ”

Drunk: .......

You also said that you were for me, and even called sweetheart behind your back.