Chapter 115: Very Specific Criteria for Choosing a Mate
Obviously, some women don't know what it means to be in moderation.
In the midst of laughter, Aunt Song began to pinch Lin Yunna again: "To be specific, what kind of man can make you excited?" β
Lin Yunna glanced at her, although she had a smile on her face, her slightly narrowed eyes showed the unhappiness in her heart.
But as the faΓ§ade of the group, she couldn't show any negative emotions in front of the camera, so she took a breath, turned her head to look at Lu Bin, and answered Aunt Song's question with a smile in her eyes.
"It makes my heart tick...... she said, "and I would be very touched if someone put their hand on top of my head and talked to me while caressing me." β
Lu Bin tried to restrain his emotions, but he still couldn't help but smile.
Qiao Weisheng, who was on the side, had a serious face, and muttered in his mouth: "The description is so specific? It can't be really in love, right? I'm going to check it out when I go back......"
it! Is this the professionalism of a professional broker? Lu Bin glanced at Qiao Weisheng vigilantly, and decided that he must be low-key and low-key in front of him in the future!
On the stage, Aunt Song was still asking, "Is there anything else?" β
"And ......," Lin Yunna thought, "If that person is very gentle and considerate to me, tells me to fasten my seat belt when driving, always helps me prepare the tableware when I eat, and doesn't complain when I buy clothes for a long time, and he is willing to accompany me to do whatever whimsical ideas I have, I think, I will always be moved by him!" β
When he said the last sentence, Lin Yunna's eyes were looking at Lu Bin, and the sweet smile on his face made his heart melt.
At this time, an uninteresting voice sounded: "Oh, I understand, what you like is your father!" β
The audience was full of laughter, Lin Yunna also had to turn her eyes away, looked at Ji Shuli with a smug face, and then put on a smile covering her mouth, as for what she thought in her heart, only she knew......
Next, Aunt Song, who consciously became the center of the program, began to perform frequently, it seems that she also discovered the popularity password, and she pulled it to the girl in less than three sentences, saying that her daughter looked like Lin Yunna, and then saying that she was based in New York, and missed the concert when she was a girl because of some things.
Not only did Qiao Weisheng frown, but even the director had to temporarily stop filming to remind him to restrain himself.
Only then did the show get on the right track, and the guests who arrived told the stories they had prepared one by one.
This process is really cumbersome, maybe what the audience sees on TV is a smooth process, but what Lu Bin at the scene saw was pause again and again, communicated again and again, made mistakes again and again, and reshot again and again.
The girls have gotten off the stage to replenish their water several times, and they went to the bathroom together in the middle, but fortunately, the makeup has not been spent yet, so the makeup artist is just on standby, and there is no need to be busy.
The stories of the guests are not all interesting, and sometimes Lu Bin is itchy when he listens to it, and he can't wait to rush up to help them process and polish it.
The uncle sitting between Aunt Song and Lin Yunna should be surnamed Zhong, Zhong Lu Bin didn't hear it, and it is said that he is a folk song performance artist.
But forgive Lu Bin for being lonely and unheard, he really hasn't seen this person's performance on any stage.
The story brought by Uncle Zhong is about another confidante before he and his wife got married, and everyone knows that as a man, he is most interested in this kind of gossip, and Lu Bin is no exception.
As a result, when I heard it, the whole article was full of this boast of his charm, and I felt that he was saying from beginning to end, a charming man like me can't marry me, you regret going for the rest of your life!
If there is any shining point in this story that can be remembered by Lu Bin, that is, when Ji Shuli asked Uncle Zhong about the age difference between his new wife, he replied proudly: "Twelve years old!" β
Hmm, what Lu Bin remembered was not his stinky expression, but the Yingying eyes that Lin Yunna swept over when he heard this.
Isn't this a coincidence, he and she are exactly twelve years apart......
Speaking of which, the foreshadowing is almost over, and finally it's the turn of the girls who are girls to tell stories.
The first to tell the story was Yu Li, who first clarified the rumors of dieting when she was a teenager, and then told everyone a story about their late night supper.
Well, to sum up, the whole combination is a foodie, and now Lu Bin knows why Lin Yunna is so able to eat!
The second one to come out was Tai Yang, she told an interesting story that happened on the flight, but unfortunately the laughter was not very good, but it was Cui Suyong's English accent that she imitated that caused the audience to burst into laughter.
Well, it is estimated that Cui Suyong should really want to strangle his captain......
In the middle, there were several sets of story duels, and then it was Lin Yunna's turn to tell her new story.
The name of the new story is "I Tear My Clothes on Stage", and just listening to the title, everyone in the audience paid a little more attention.
"Everyone knows that during many live performances, when the performers are emotional, they will tear their clothes......" Lin Yunna said vividly, her hand still grabbing the neckline of the skirt and making a tearing motion.
The scene was immediately exclaimed, and Ji Shuli waved his hand with a serious face and said, "Very good, very good, just talk about it here!" β
And then the exclamation turned into laughter.
"No, no, I'm not torn like that!" Lin Yunna hurriedly waved her hand to deny, "It's all boys who tear their shirts like this, I definitely can't tear ...... like this."
When everyone nodded, the girl added casually: "...... I'm tearing pants! β
Not only was everyone in an uproar, but also Tai Yang, who was a teammate, was shocked!
When Lu Bin was making up the story just now, this girl was fiddling with her mobile phone in the corner, and she suddenly heard such tiger wolf words without even being mentally prepared, and her reaction was calm enough.
Lin Yunna continued: "Didn't we hold a concert in New York before, there was a special stage at the concert, it was me and Sister Xiaoyuan, Sister Yu Li's dance battle, the choreography of that dance is particularly powerful, one of the movements is to open your arms, squat down quickly and then stand up with your waist......"
"I was crouching down, but it felt like something wasn't right!" Lin Yunna's expression became very strange, "So when I stood up, I was wondering what the sound was, but I was dancing, and I couldn't look down, and I couldn't confirm what the situation was, so I made my movements as small as possible, danced very carefully, and pulled my clothes down a little bit, trying to block the ...... behind."
Lu Bin paid attention to the expressions of the people around him, all of them were engrossed, obviously attracted by the behind-the-scenes story told by Lin Yunna.
"As a result, I got off the stage and checked it, and the back was not torn, I just put my mind at ease, but when I changed my clothes, I found that it was the line in the middle of the trouser leg that was torn!" Lin Yunna looked aggrieved, "tore a hole in the boss......"