Chapter 116: Touching the head and killing is not something that anyone can use
Female celebrities tear their pants on stage, this kind of gossip naturally everyone loves to hear, but storytelling is such a thing, it really needs a little talent for language expression, and a good story is told from Lin Yunna's mouth, how to listen to it and feel bland.
Fortunately, Lu Bin had anticipated this situation and arranged for her to be praised.
"What else do you say?" Yu Li, who was sitting behind Lin Yunna, looked depressed, "As soon as you faced me face to face on the stage, you whispered 'your pants are torn', I thought my pants were torn, and I didn't dare to let go of the action and jump later!" ”
As soon as these words came out, the audience and the audience immediately laughed crazy, and the show was so good that the director applauded a few times.
After reading the jokes he made up, Lu Bin was not too interested in listening to the more nonsense stories of those celebrities who had never even heard of their names, so he paid attention to his side.
The place where he is sitting now should actually be a temporary rest seat for artists, but the artists are all on stage, and the only things left here are the agents and assistants around them.
Obviously, the circle of agents is also divided into classes, as for the division rules, just like in the previous palace, the more popular the master is, the higher the status of the people below.
So Qiao Weisheng became the center of the place, a large group of people chatted around him, and even Lu Bin also received attention.
"This brother looks like he is angry, is he Xingbo's new agent?" An uncle who looked to be at least fifty years old asked Qiao Weisheng with a smile.
Qiao Weisheng glanced at Lu Bin and shook his head: "He is not an employee of our Xingbo......
The uncle's enthusiasm for Lu Bin suddenly dissipated a little, but before he could change his face, Qiao Weisheng continued: "...... Recently, there have been several threatening letters from black fans who were girls, and Mr. Lu is a professional bodyguard who was afraid that something would happen to the company, so he hired to protect them. ”
"Oh-" The eyes of the people in the circle who looked at Lu Bin suddenly changed.
To be honest, after being in the entertainment industry for so long, who hasn't seen a few bodyguards? But most of the bodyguards I saw in the past were tall and strong, and people didn't dare to get close to them when they looked at them, and I really haven't seen someone like Lu Bin who is polite and wears a pair of glasses!
But Xingbo's family has a big business, and it is obviously impossible to spend money in vain to invite a waste, and then looking at Lu Bin's calm and calm expression, everyone began to believe that he was really a hidden professional.
Of course, Lu Bin is not weak at all, he is not only a professional or unprofessional issue now, but also a special protection for one person!
It is no exaggeration to say that whenever he notices that Lin Yunna is a little dangerous, maybe his body rushes up before his brain reacts!
Just ask how many professional bodyguards in the world can do this kind of reflex?
It is rare to meet "professionals" in different fields, these agents are interested, and you ask me about the secrets of the bodyguard industry.
How does Lu Bin know this, but although he doesn't know, don't forget what he does, and the author still doesn't know how to make up stories?
A few casually made up stories were thrown out, and even Qiao Weisheng's eyes began to be full of admiration when he looked at him, but Lu Bin knew that bragging was enough to stop at a shallow taste, and if he continued to blow it, he might be exposed!
Just as he was thinking about how to interrupt the topic reasonably, there was a sudden commotion in the studio, and the shooting actually stopped.
Lu Bin looked at the stage and saw Lin Yunna standing expressionlessly in front of the guest seat, and Ji Shuli standing two steps away from her, his face full of embarrassment in capital letters.
What happened? Lu Bin began to regret that he shouldn't blow water with this group of agents, but he didn't see what Ji Shuli was doing!
Qiao Weisheng also didn't pay attention to what was happening, but the fat man's brain turned quickly, and he turned his head and asked a middle-aged female agent next to him: "Sister Tang, what's the matter?" ”
Lu Bin chatted with the agents about the secrets of the bodyguards, but there are always some people who are not interested in this topic, and this middle-aged female agent surnamed Tang is one.
So she must have seen what was going on on stage.
Hearing Qiao Weisheng's question, Sister Tang looked excited, and her lowered voice couldn't stop the excitement from her heart: "It's a pity that you didn't watch it, our crown prince in the entertainment industry has lost an adult this time!" ”
In her narration, everyone finally understood what happened.
In fact, at the beginning, the show talked about a recently popular advertisement, in which a man and a woman tilted their heads and leaned together, blinking desperately, making the originally warm picture extremely funny.
Because the blinking speed of this pair of men and women is too fast, this advertisement has been spoofed by many video bloggers, and it has become popular for some reason, so popular that many celebrities imitate this scene in variety shows to sell cuteness.
As a result, Aunt Song, who had finally stopped for a while, appeared again and suggested that Ji Shuli and Lin Yunna should also imitate it.
The effect of the variety show, Lin Yunna is not easy to refuse, and the men and women in this advertisement have no intimate actions, just cooperate with a funny action, so she stood up.
But no one expected it, I don't know if it suddenly occurred to Lin Yunna that touching her head would make her heart move, and Ji Shuli, who walked to her side from the hosting stage, actually reached out to touch the top of Lin Yunna's head without warning.
If he touches it, he has to say that he wants to do the effect of the show, and it is estimated that Lin Yunna will have to grit her teeth and endure it, not only to endure, but also to interact and cooperate.
The problem is that the girl reacted quickly, and the moment she saw Ji Shuli stretching out her hand, she instinctively squatted and retreated to open the distance, and hung His Royal Highness the Crown Prince who raised his hands in place.
With such a big stage accident, how can filming not stop?
The director and producer of the program team all came to the stage and gathered around Lin Yunna to say something, but Lin Yunna didn't say a word, just shook her head.
"!" Qiao Weisheng scolded in a low voice, got up and walked to the stage, Lu Bin saw this, and also got up and followed him.
When I got closer, I heard Ji Shuli persuading Lin Yunna bitterly: "...... I just want to make a show effect, it's not really rude to offend you! ”
The director next to him also persuaded: "Miss Yunna, do you think that you said before that touching your head will make your heart move, and then cut it together with the scene of Shuli touching your head, how many viewers will it attract, and it will be clarified in the official program when the time comes, and it will not cause you losses......"
"Director Yang, are you besieging our Xingbo family's artists?" Qiao Wei was very angry, and everyone knew that he shouted in his voice in the past, and at least half of the people in the studio heard his words.
Someone did what came out, Lu Bin walked straight to Lin Yunna, glanced at her, turned around and silently blocked in front of her.
Feeling that a small hand secretly grabbed the corner of the suit, the corner of Lu Bin's mouth twitched, Auntie, there are so many pairs of eyes staring around, and the camera is facing this side, don't you make any small moves at this time......