I saw two figures standing in front of me, dressed in black, not very neat, with black cloth strips around their heads, black belts around their waists, and soft cloth shoes on their feet, probably uniform uniforms. Interestingly, both of them are one-eyed dragons, but one is a right eyepatch and the other is a left eyepatch, and the two stand in a row in a straight line and symmetry. Not only that, but both of them have a scar on their faces, one on the left side of their face and one on the right side of their face, reflecting the symmetry of mathematics.

", robber!" Lu Xiaowei used the most vigorous posture in his life to run into the grass on the side, and stared at the scene in front of him with a pair of eyes. Amitabha, the three clears are above, Amen, God, bless me, you can't see me, you can't see me. However, the gods he prayed to may not be able to bless Lu Xiaowei because they are not from this plane, the grass where Lu Xiaowei is hiding is only half a meter high, and half of Lu Xiaowei's body is still exposed.

Well, the posture is a little indecent, and the buttocks are facing everyone, if there is soap at this time............

And Mu Xinyuan looked coldly at the two robbers who came out from the side, although they didn't seem to have any movement, but they secretly accumulated a small universe in their bodies, if the other party was in trouble, he would take the lead and solve the other party. This means that the enemy does not move, I do not move, and if the enemy moves, I will move first.

However, Wang Ran's reaction ............

"Wow!" Wang Ran screamed, covering his small mouth, his face full of surprise, "Are you the legendary fierce robbers who murder and set fire, rob and steal goods, rape and plunder, and do all kinds of evil!?

"That's right, we are a two-person squad of elusive and extraordinary robbers!"

"My name is Wang Dasha!" shouted the left one-eyed dragon.

"My name is Chen Erleng!" the right one-eyed dragon replied sharply.

"Oh, mom, I've met an idol, I'm always excited!" Wang Ran said to the two thieves with excitement on his face, "Although my father often says that people like you are traitorous, but I admire you very much for your courage to challenge Wang Fa and the courage to innovate.

Wu Hao looked at Wang Ran on the side, and was speechless in his heart, Nima, Second Miss, I don't object to you having idols, but can your idols be normal, these two are obviously the objects of vomiting, okay, don't you talk about the wholesale clothes, just look at the blindfold, Nima, do you know if you wear it backwards!

Hmph, I'd like to see what the hell these two robbers are!

"24k Titanium Eyes, Open!"

Wang Dasha

Cultivation: Fifth-Order Black Iron Fighter

Status: Silly Hat

Synopsis: Because his intelligence was too low, he was sent down by the head of the robbers, and formed a two-person team of robbers with the most scumbag combat effectiveness with another Chen Erleng, who had no IQ.

Evaluation: A fool who is more gold than real gold, this creature should be protected by people all over the world, and the host should exert a humanitarian spirit and not attack it, otherwise it will insult the image of heaven and be erased.

Chen Er was stunned

Cultivation: Third-Order Black Iron Fighter

Status: Brain-wrecked

Introduction:A standard brain-dead,Because of the inability to solve the intelligence, he was sent to the head of the robber and another stupid hat king Dasha formed the most scummy robber two-person team with the most scumbag combat effectiveness。

Evaluation: It is everyone's responsibility to protect the brain-dead. The host should embody the concept of Heavenly Court's care for all sentient beings, and must not make a move on the brain-dead, otherwise it will be wiped out immediately.

A breeze blew, rolling up a few fallen leaves, and Wu Hao was already messy. Nima, the first time I met a robber in my life, you sent me a stupid hat and a brain wreck? You say you can give it, what the hell can't you do to them, can you still let me pretend to be a good force?!

Wu Hao here is silently accumulating energy to complain, while Wang Ran on the side is still gushing questions to Wang Dasha and Chen Erzhuo.

"Two big brothers, how did you come to be in this business?" Wang Ran looked curious, this was the first time he was blocked by robbers, what an exciting and curious thing. I heard that this kind of business is divided into several types, including robbery, robbery, and robbery. Forget about robbing money, robbing color, oops, it's really shy, how will it come, it's really a little bit of a little anticipation.

"Wangwang~" Wangcai on the side also shouted to the two, containing a strong excitement, the dog master, I have grown so big and it is the first time that the robbers have taken it hostage, and said that such an interesting thing The dog master has long been hungry and thirsty! Hurry up and quickly explain your process, Wangcai rubbed his dog paws, his face full of excitement.

"Uh, Dasha, I forgot how the boss told us before. Chen Erleng scratched his head, his face was slightly red, and he said embarrassedly.

"You brainless, you don't know this kind of thing, the boss just told us in the morning, come, listen to me. "I remember, the boss said so, the first step is to hide in the grass, wait for the pedestrians, and then wait for someone to come and go and jump out to report the name, and then, and then ......"

Then, Wang Dasha also fell into deep thought.

Nima, can you be a thief professionally, even if you are an amateur, you should know what you should do next, you have to be a little professional, okay! Wu Hao looked at Wang Dasha and Chen Erleng, who were contemplative in front of him, and stroked his head speechlessly.

"Oh! I still remember the last words of the boss, as if he had brought something back to the cottage. Wang Dasha suddenly realized, remembered something, but the next moment he frowned, "What the hell is this? ”

, what's so troublesome about this, can the meaning be more obvious, what your boss said is to bring us back, okay, and, what is puzzling, obviously your IQ can't understand it at all!

"Oh, Dasha, I know!" Chen Er suddenly shouted in surprise.

It seems that you are not all stupid, in the end you still know, Wu Hao doesn't know why he wants to cry, he is a little moved.

"Dasha, it's the prey, it's the prey we hunt!" Chen Erxuan said to Wang Dasha excitedly, "Have you forgotten, the boss often lets us hunt, and then brings the prey back!" After speaking, he seemed to be proud and proud of his wit.

"That's right, it's the prey!" Wang Dasha clapped his hands, "Erleng, you are so smart, I really don't know why those people say that you are brain-dead, it's really incomprehensible." Wang Dasha looked at Chen Er's stunned eyes full of affirmation.

Prey peat, peat, can you tease a little more, and, what the hell are you full of sentiment now, are you about to blind me, okay!

"Let's go, without further ado, let's go hunting!" Wang Dasha happily took Chen Er's hand, turned around and was about to leave, directly ignoring Wu Hao and his party, ignoring their true morality as a robber.

"Is this the legendary robber?" Wang Ran looked at the two people who were about to leave in a daze, and was very disappointed in his heart, "Father is really a big liar, and he lied to me that he would run away if he encountered any powerful robbers." I thought that today I could fight wits and courage with the gangsters, and then punish the evil and promote the good, and keep the party safe, what is the situation now. Hmph, I won't trust him again. Wang Ran stomped his foot angrily, hum, Miss Ben has been looking forward to it for so long.

Wangcai on the side also glared at the dog's eyes, with an indignant face, the dog master and my big move are almost ready, but you just tell me that you went hunting? What the hell, do you think you can escape the judgment of my Lord Wangcai by pretending to be stupid! No, I will fight the evil to the end!

Wang Ran and Wangcai are angry, and Wu Hao's heart is bitter at this time, and he is also very fucked, why? There is always a graceful voice in the world that makes you unable to extricate yourself, there are many kinds of such voices, and Wu Hao also has one here.

"Ding~ side quest, the growth of the bandits, released!"

Side quests, the growth of bandits

Mission Description: The poor stupid hat king Dasha and the brainless fan Chen Er were stunned, because of their low intelligence, they couldn't hold their heads up in the robbers' den and were ridiculed by everyone. As a Heavenly Court official, the host should care for sentient beings and help them grow.

Requirements: The host helps the two-person bandit team successfully kidnap their group and help them regain their self-confidence.

Difficulty: Low

Reward: Merit +100

Punishment for failure: As a chief official of the Heavenly Court, he couldn't even help two poor people with low intelligence, which really damaged the image of the Heavenly Court, and the failure was immediately erased.

Assi, system, are you insulting my IQ, helping two brain-dead people kidnap themselves? I just want to ask, how did you trigger such a damn task? to care for them, have you ever considered my feelings, I also lack love, can you give me this disgusting task every time, okay, forget it, you see for yourself the task reward.

100 merits, just 100, you send the food, do you think that if you don't give rewards a few times before, I will be happy if I reward me now! Hmph, my brother is a principled person, if I don't come to a thousand, my brother won't accept this life.

“............”

If you don't speak, I'll take you by default.

“............”

Forget it, isn't it just 100 merit value, no matter how small the mosquito is, it is also meat, my brother has always been diligent and thrifty, cherishing every harvest, this business, I took it.

Taking a deep breath, Wu Hao slowly raised his right hand, slowly stretched out to the two robber squad, and brewed some feelings,

"Two thieves, please stay!"

PS: Taking a deep breath, Frozen Books slowly raised his right hand, slowly stretched out to the readers, and brewed some feelings,

"Everyone, please keep your ticket!"

During the period, I still hope that you can help a lot, and I am grateful.