Chapter Forty-Seven: Thief, Take Us
Looking back and smiling, the six palaces have no color.
The two robber detachment slowly turned their heads, and at this moment, the sky and the earth changed color, the sun and the moon were dark, and the world seemed to have lost its color.
"What's the matter, big brother?" the two asked suspiciously, "Could it be that the big brother also wants to go hunting with me and the others?"
Hunting peat, hunting, can your brain have a little bit of the normal concept of a robber, you make me very sad like this, Wu Hao is very fucked up in his heart, but he can't show it, what if these two people don't agree with him and leave angrily, if his task fails, then wouldn't he ............
The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, Wu Hao took a deep breath, calmed down, and slowly said to the two: "The two robber brothers, in fact, the younger brother admires the profession of robbers very much, so he usually studies the method of robbery and kidnapping, and when he heard the troubles of the two thieves, he felt that he could still help a little." After speaking, Wu Hao looked at the two with sincere eyes.
Just kidding, haven't you ever seen a pig run if you haven't eaten pork? In the era of information explosion in later generations, there are more plots and routines of robbery and kidnapping in novels, television, and movies. Isn't it easy to point out two stupid hats?
"Dasha, this big brother said that he wanted to do us a favor, so that we can successfully kidnap a ticket?" Chen Er grinned happily, "I'm so excited, Dasha, won't I be reprimanded by the boss when I go back like this?" The boss is annoyed every time he speaks. “
"Erleng, don't be happy too early, people in this society are unpredictable, maybe the person in front of you is pretending to show goodwill, but in fact, there may be hidden evil intentions. Wang Dasha stared at Wu Hao's eyes and said to Chen Erzhuo beside him, "Wait for me to test him." ”
Asi, pretend to be good peat, if it weren't for the requirements of the task, I wouldn't have paid attention to you!But, aren't you a stupid hat, how can you have such a delicate mind, and you even know how to test others, it's a bit interesting, Wu Hao looked at Wang Dasha on the opposite side playfully, Wang Dasha is stupid hat This matter was detected by 24k titanium eyes, and it can't be faked, but what is going on now?
"Dare to ask the big brother. Wang Dasha took a step forward and said to Wu Hao with a straight face.
"Dare to be a thief. Wu Hao also took a step forward and responded to Wang Dasha with a straight face.
"My Wang Dasha has a question that I dare to ask the eldest brother, I don't know if the eldest brother can answer it. Wang Dasha continued to take a step.
"Thieves don't have to be polite, I, Wu Hao, have always answered, and thieves ask questions. "Wu Hao also took a step, but he was secretly surprised in his heart, this stupid hat actually played psychological tactics with me, which is interesting.
"Okay, Brother Wu, are you a good person?" Wang Dasha finally asked his own question, which was very direct and violent, which shocked Wu Hao for a moment.
What, what a powerful character, this question seems to be simple, but there must be a hidden mystery, first of all, he did not put forward the standard of good people and bad people, leaving room for my imagination, making it difficult for me to judge, if it is an ordinary person, it must be very quick to answer yes or no, but this seems too imprudent. And if he needs to think about it for a while, he can judge my inner activity by my expressions. Scheming, how can this be a stupid question asked.
No, I can't be noticed by him, Wu Hao quickly turned around, thinking about the gains and losses of various interests.
"I'm a good person. Soon, Wu Hao turned around and said with a smile. I'll choose one first, and the rest of the improvisation is good, it's not simple, it's not simple, no wonder a celebrity once said, madmen and geniuses are actually just a thought, this opponent is too terrible.
"Aha, you are a good person!" As soon as he heard Wu Hao's answer, Wang Dasha's tense face immediately grinned, and he laughed, "Hahaha, Erleng, this Brother Wu is a good person, don't doubt it, I asked him just now, don't worry." ”
"Well, then I'm relieved, since he himself said that he was a good person, then he must be a good person. Chen Er smiled happily, "I finally don't have to be scolded by the boss anymore." ”
Asi, what the hell, that's it, you're just asking such a question?! Nima, it's still a stupid hat, I still ............ Shame and throw yourself into outer space, there is wood. Wu Hao's face was as ugly as eating Xiang, and he just thought that a stupid hat was a scheming opponent, which was really a sad story.
However, Wu Hao is not a scheming person, and he soon forgot about this ugly incident.
"Two thieves, you have just progressed to the step of reporting our names, and the next step should be to knock us to the ground and tie us up without saying anything. Wu Hao was afraid of trouble, so he directly omitted a series of steps in the middle, anyway, as long as the ending was right, wouldn't it be good.
"Of course, I'm afraid that the two thieves will be in trouble, I can help the thieves persuade ........." Before Wu Hao's words were finished, he saw two black shadows passing in front of his eyes, and then heard the following......
"Go!!"
"Dasha, catch the thief and catch the dog first!"
"Erleng, I'm from the left, you are from the right, you grab the left leg, you grab the right leg!"
"Okay!"
"Hah!" "Huh!" "Drink!"
"Bang Bang Bang"
"Ahhh
"Bang!" "Bang!" Fang Cai's two figures quickly flew back, crashed into the big tree not far in front of Wu Hao's eyes, and then slowly slid to the ground. Wangcai behind him slowly put down his dog legs and gasped softly, alas, this kind of scum really can't arouse my interest in torture and killing, it's really hard to pretend to be tough.
Wu Hao looked at the two-person team of robbers who were paralyzed on the ground, their faces were blue and purple, concave and convex, alas, oh my mother, I can't even recognize your mother. You say it yourself, let me say hello, you are just a few black iron level scumbags, and you don't pick an opponent with a slightly weaker strength, look, the one next to you is a very wise choice to hide in the grass, but unfortunately you have to pick the strongest one on our side, why do you bother.
"Everybody, come here. Wu Hao turned to face a few fierce generals on his side, "Eh, Lu Xiaowei, you can continue there." ”
"Now that the world is declining, people are panicking, thieves are everywhere, and in front of us, there are two robbers who appear in front of us, not only that, according to my investigation, there is a bigger mysterious organization behind them!" Wu Hao said with a straight face, "What should we do in the face of this situation." ”
"Uprooted!" Although Mu Xinyuan is cold, he has a narrow heart. Wang Ran and Wangcai on the side nodded cooperatively and agreed, although they didn't understand, but it was good to follow Yinghe, and it could be seen that they were not very interested in this.
"Well, Comrade Xiaoyuan said it well, we must uproot the cancer of this kind of society, and leave no one behind. Wu Hao first agreed with Mu Xinyuan's words righteously, and then said, "There is a good saying, if you don't enter the tiger's den, Yande Huzi, I plan to sneak into the robbers' lair and kill them all!"
Sneaking into the enemy's den?! Oh my mother, it was too exciting, Wang Ran and Wangcai immediately changed their eyes and listened to Wu Hao's words seriously.
"I have a plan......... Wu Hao gently explained his plan to everyone, "and then, we do this, this way." After speaking, Wu Hao wiped the sweat from his forehead, Axi, isn't it just to cooperate with those two stupid hats to kidnap himself, why do you have to work so hard.
"Agreed. Mu Xinyuan nodded.
"It's a good plan, and Miss Ben raises her hands in approval. Wang Ran raised his hands with excitement on his face, alas, oh my god, this thing is too exciting!
"Wangwang~" Wangcai fell to the ground and raised his four dog legs, this dog master I raised my hands and feet in favor, he can pretend to be forced again!
As for Lu Xiaowei's opinion on the other side, well, you don't need to care.
"Two thieves, are you sober?" Wu Hao walked up to Wang Dasha and Chen Er's stunned side, and said with a concerned expression.
"Wake up, wake up. The two people who had just collapsed on the ground quickly sat up, staring at Wangcai with four eyes full of jealousy, and their hands protecting all the important parts of their bodies.
"Now that we're awake, let's take the next step......" Wu Hao just wanted to speak, but the result was ......
"Dasha, I remember we were going to hunt. Chen Er was stunned and directly ignored Wu Hao's words, turned his head to Wang Dasha and said.
And the next move, a dog beat us like this, how cruel those people behind must be, you look at that woman, look at how wrong my eyes are, and also, look at which man, although the sword in his hand is tattered, but I can feel that he has a powerful desolate power! The point is, you see the person hidden in the grass, what a powerful force that huge body contains! No, Mom, I want to go home!
"Ah~ha! yes, why are you lying here, come on, Erleng, let's go!" Wang Dasha reacted, and immediately cooperated with Chen Er's stunned words.
Wu Hao was speechless, didn't he just be beaten, do you need to be so exaggerated, where did your professionalism as a robber go!
Wu Hao threw a glance at everyone and signaled that the plan began to be executed, and the next moment,
"Ahh Mu Xinyuan collapsed to the ground.
"Uh. Wang Ran slowly lay on the ground.
"Wang~" Wangcai once again showed off his acting skills, four dog paws waved everywhere, with a painful expression on his face, and finally closed his eyes unconscious.
Wu Hao saw that everyone was executing according to the plan, so he walked to Lu Xiaowei's side,
"Smack. Lu Xiaowei was knocked unconscious. "Ah, I feel so dizzy, we all fainted. In the end, Wu Hao sorted out his clothes and slowly lay on the ground. "Two thieves, take us. “
PS: The frozen book collapsed to the ground, everyone, take me away, and you can also take care of it by the way.