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Twenty civil and military officials looked at each other.

Huang Xingxing shouted loudly: "Retreat." ”

The Immortal Emperor was full of confidence, and he couldn't calm down for a long time when he returned to the Immortal Palace, thinking in his heart that there would be many fairies and beauties who would soon come to him; what was his mood at this moment? Like a young man who was hundreds of millions of years younger, he had a chrysalis heart, which was slowly rising; his blood was boiling. This is a feeling that has not been felt for many years, and it was produced today at the court meeting.

The baby turned into an invisible insect and flew away quietly from the shoulder of the Immortal Emperor. A picture appears in the chaise hall, and the baby comes out of the picture and falls on the bed, shouting, "Green Flower Fairy!"

The green flower fairy flashed in from outside the door and asked, "What do you command?"

"Get the yellow star, I have something to say. ”

"Yu Niangniang, Huang Xingxing has been promoted to herald, and the fairy child will send you a palace maid over in a while. ”

The baby asked: "Senior Sister Green Flower Fairy, Senior Sister Huang has been promoted, why are you still a palace maid?"

"Little junior sister! The Immortal Emperor often dotes on Senior Sister Huang and doesn't even look at me. ”

"You are stupid! You see that Senior Sister Huang often wears tulle, with a high bottom, exuding a feminine atmosphere, of course, she can attract the attention of the Immortal Emperor, why don't you learn from her. ”

"Little junior sister, sometimes I also wear tulle and have a high bottom, but the Immortal Emperor just doesn't look at me. ”

"You, you still want to make incense on yourself, and when you smell it, you will be overwhelmed, and your majesty will look at you. “

"Little junior sister, I'm not afraid of you laughing, I openly proposed favor to the Immortal Emperor, and the Immortal Emperor actually said that I can't fight for it;

"He is the Immortal Emperor, he has the final say. But, we have our way too!"

"What's the solution?"

The baby whispered into the ear of the green flower fairy: "Sometimes if you want the fairy emperor to see the real bottom, it may have some effect." Senior sister, let's not call us a concubine when we are together, you can call me little junior sister!"

"I don't dare, the Immortal Emperor knows that he will be angry. ”

"The concubine Niangniang will shout in front of the Immortal Emperor. Although your identity is different, you are still my senior sister. Come, I'll help you make you young and beautiful. ”

"Little junior sister, I'm almost one hundred and fifty years old, can I still be young?"

"Of course, you come here. ”

The green flower fairy walked over to the baby. The baby lifted it gently with his hand, the green flower fairy was in the air, took off her clothes, and blew a mouthful of fairy mist with her mouth to moisten the green flower fairy's body; reached out to search for fairy milk in the air; sprinkled on the green flower fairy and gently flicked it with her hand; the green flower fairy turned over all over her body. The baby squeezed it with both hands in the air and pressed the green flower fairy into the shape he wanted. Use the magic knife: "Hmm" to trim the little face of the green flower fairy, and take a little bit of the fragrance on your body and put it on the green flower fairy.

The baby flicked his hand, and the green flower fairy flew down and stood naked. The baby used his right finger to draw a big circle in the air, turned it into a mirror, and asked, "Senior sister, look at it, is it beautiful?"

The green flower fairy looked at the round mirror, took a picture and said, "My skin is milky white, and my little face is blushing. Willow eyebrows, big eyes, beautiful body curves, small mouth rosy, and fragrant! Little sister, how do you do that?"

Baby's introduction: "The body is whitened with fairy real milk, the little face is trimmed with magic, and the eyebrows are tattooed, and the pink mouth is made." The body is squeezed with magic, and with the fragrance of my body, it becomes like this. ”

"Little junior sister, I love you to death! I am only eighteen years old now, and I am full of youth, I don't know how many times more beautiful than Senior Sister Huang!"

"Don't say I'll help you get your facelift. Or, Senior Sister Huang will come to me, and in this way, you will become the same beauty again, and will the Immortal Emperor still look at you?"

"Little junior sister, I won't be so stupid, I said that I changed. ”

"Okay, that's all. With a wave of his hand, a thin veil flew out of the MONOCULUS and landed on the Green Flower Fairy. The green flower fairy put it on, no matter how you look at it, it is a high bottom: "Little junior sister, I can't wear it, and the bottom is the same." ”

"It's not for you to wear it out, it's for you to flash out when you turn around the Immortal Emperor, and attract the Immortal Emperor's attention. “

"I see. ”

"Senior sister, don't forget to be by the side of the Immortal Emperor, if there is anything happy and new, come back and let the junior sister share!"

"Yes. “

Fairy Child's voice came from outside the door: "Is the concubine Niangniang here?"

The baby shouted, "Come in." “

Fairy Tong came with a palace maid, Shanshan, bowed her head and said, "Concubine Niangniang, send a palace maid to serve you." ”

The baby looked at the palace maid and asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Xian Piao. ”

"How old are you?"

"One hundred and eighty years old. ”

"It's too old. ”

Xiantong introduced: "Not old, there are still thousands of years old in the palace, tens of thousands of years old." I chose the youngest for the concubine. ”

"Okay! Xian Piao, do you know how to make food?"

"No, but I can do things for my mother. ”

"Will you eat?"

"I can eat, I want my mother to make it for me. ”

"Are you serving me? or am I serving you?"

"It should be me serving the mother. “

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Take it away with the fairy! I don't want it!"

"Yu Niangniang, Your Majesty said that you will match two for Niangniang. If you don't want me, I'll rearrange it for my mother. ”

Xianpiao knelt down and begged: "Niangniang, you can keep me! If you don't want it, I won't have anyone to ask for it." ”

"I want to keep you, but you won't make food, and you want me to serve you, and you say, "Why should I take you in?"

Xian Piao hurriedly said, "I will make food, and I will make it for Niangniang." ”

The baby glanced at the green flower fairy and asked, "Does Xian Piao know how to make food?"

"Mother, I don't know; ”

The baby pondered for a while and said, "Xian Piao, I'm hungry;

Xian Piao replied: "Yes! I'll pick some fairy vegetables and make them for my mother." Xian Piao hurriedly flew away.

The baby thought about it for a while, and said to the fairy: "You go! Go back and tell the fairy that don't come, I'm annoyed!"

Fairy Child nodded and replied, "Yes." "Fly away quietly.

The baby looked at the green flower fairy and asked, "Senior sister, can you make food?" ”

The green flower fairy said, "Little junior sister, I'll make you green flower porridge, okay?"

"Okay!"

The green flower fairy blew with her mouth, and a small ball appeared in the air, which turned into a green flower after a few turns. Reaching out again and grabbing a handful, a large bowl flashed out, and the green flower automatically moved over, put it in the bowl, flashed a spoon in his hand, handed it to the baby and said, "Green flower porridge." ”

The baby took it, gently scooped it with a spoon, put it in his mouth and took a sip: "Senior sister, don't you usually make food?"

"Don't. ”

"What do you eat when you're hungry?"

"Eat flowers, they are all raw. ”

"Didn't the master teach you how to make food?"

"If the master didn't teach, I won't do it. ”

Baby pondered for a long time: "Cooking is actually very simple. Like this bowl of green flower porridge you made, it is very laborious and not delicious. I saw that all these actions you did just now had to be done in your heart. Stretch out your hand, and you're done!"

The Green Flower Fairy begged: "Little Master, you teach me, if the Immortal Emperor knows that I can't cook, he won't want me." ”

"Senior Sister Huang will not be able to make food?"

"I've never seen it. ”

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he flashed out a bowl of green flower porridge and said, "Senior sister, you taste this." ”

The green flower fairy took it, took out a small spoon from the bowl, scooped a spoonful into her mouth, took a sip and exclaimed, "Little junior sister, it's so delicious! I have never eaten such a fresh green flower porridge!"

Baby's introduction: "A small bowl of green flower porridge seems to come out in a flash, and there are many processes in it." First, use magic to pick wild green flowers and chop them, then use magic to pick wild millet, put vegetable oil and salt, heat and cook, put in various condiments, and serve with a small spoon.

The green flower fairy exclaimed: "It's so troublesome!"

Baby introduction: "A good dish needs a lot of processes to come out, so it is called cooking technology." If you learn well, your taste for life will also improve. ”

Mobile phone ringtone: "Meet in the ...... of people"

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he flashed out the little red satchel, took out his mobile phone from it, and dialed it into his ear: "Hey, Tongqing." ”

"Grandma, where are you? I want to come and see you?"

"I am in heaven. ”

"Grandma, listen to grandpa: something big happened in the sky, what's going on?"

When the baby heard this, the tears could not stop flowing, sobbing and repeating what had happened.

Tongqing cried quietly: "My two siblings are gone! Grandpa said that he never wanted to go to heaven." ”

"What about you? Do you want to come up?"

"Grandma, my mother found the five-bald head, and I was relieved. It seems that the fairy world has nothing to do with me. I don't want to come up either!"

"Tongqing, have you finished filming the TV series?"

"I'm afraid it's over. I also did a lot of commercials, and I became very famous, and my children knew my name. ”

"Great, much better than grandma, when I have time, I will come down to see you. Hang up!" The baby hung up the call, put the phone into the little red shoulder treasure, and disappeared in a flash.

The green flower fairy was very confused, and asked, "Little junior sister, you are holding something very strange! “

The baby said: "This is a mobile phone, for calls." Immortals don't know what mortals use. “

The green flower fairy said, "I haven't seen it, of course I don't know." “

"Senior sister, you are also beautiful now, why don't you let the Immortal Emperor take a look, can I know you?"

The green flower fairy flew away. The baby can see the green flower fairy flying out of the door with his yin eyes, and the door blocks the view and he can't see it; from the door stealth flew five bald heads and red red; when he saw the baby at home, he immediately appeared.

Honghong shouted loudly: "Dad, I've come to see you with five bald heads!"

"What's new for me?"

Honghong introduced: "Dad, the fairy world is the same as the mortal world! The right prime minister has a big opinion, and the Immortal Emperor has suffered from disasters, and there are always a few women around him. I've been afflicted, and I haven't had a woman, and I'm looking for it everywhere. I don't have a penny on me, I can't find a servant, and I have to wait for the reward of the Immortal Emperor. We have to rely on five bald heads to make us food. “

"Aren't they immortals?

"Dad, there are many types of immortals, and they are complicated. These ministers are immortals in the flesh, and they used to have servants at home, so they didn't have to cook for themselves, but now they are gone, and they can't cook. When it's time to eat, I come to wrap my bald head. “

The baby said: "The palace is about to be drafted, and the Immortal Emperor is very happy and looking forward to it!"

"Dad, it's not good to be a concubine at all, it's like being locked in a cage, it's very troublesome for us to come in. If you don't know how to be invisible, you won't be able to see you at all. “

"Emperor Xian didn't let me go, just let me watch the entire harem; The three palaces and six courtyards are all empty, and tens of thousands of people are needed to fill them all. You're so happy with the five bald heads!"

"Dad, the bald head is the one who really pampers me, thousands of times stronger than the goldfish five. People carry me on their backs every day and don't let me go to the ground. I fell asleep tightly at night, and whatever I wanted to eat, I got it immediately. Five-bald head is really a rare good husband!"

"How old is the bald head? Of course you know how to love women. How do the goldfish five know this?"

"Dad, it's better to find a mature man! At first, I couldn't accept it, I was too big with me! Now it seems right!"

The baby pondered for a long time and said: "Five bald heads, you have to take good care of Honghong, you have to persevere, you can't pass the newlywed enthusiasm, and you won't care about it in the future." Honghong is my eldest daughter, and I gave her to you!"

"Dad, don't worry, my character can be known by heaven and earth. Honghong is the most beautiful woman in my heart, and I will always treat her as I do now. ”

Honghong asked with a pimple in her heart: "Dad, I heard rumors in the palace that Goldfish Er was favored by the Immortal Emperor and was given the title of Immortal." ”

"It was last night. Dad's bitterness! I didn't expect the palace to be like this. After my father conferred the title of concubine, the Immortal Emperor actually separated from me, what is this husband and wife? Even the women in the palace are regarded as their own women, and they can spoil whoever they want? The second goldfish came to see me; she was originally my daughter-in-law, but now she has become a concubine, but her identity is different, and she is the imperial concubine of the Immortal Emperor. I couldn't accept it in my heart. “

"Dad, will the Immortal Emperor favor you?"

"I don't know. Last night, I was supposed to be with me, but I finally found an excuse to leave, but I spoiled Goldfish Er;

The bald head persuaded: "Dad, I want to open a little." The palace has always been like this, and the Immortal Emperor enjoys supreme power. It's good that we ordinary people can mix a bite of food next to him!"

Honghong was disheartened: "This is the fairyland that people yearn for the most, the first time I met You Eight Immortals, I was very depressed, and there are beggars in the heavenly immortals? Dad, I'm leaving, I'll come to see you another day!"

"Okay! Go back and live a good life, take care of Huang Huang and Goldfish Three for me!"

The five-bald head disappeared as soon as Honghong disappeared on his back, and the baby watched them leave with his dark eyes.

Xiantong brought a palace maid in and said respectfully: "Yu Niangniang, the next person brought you a palace maid, do you like it?"

The palace maid emerged from behind the fairy child, knelt at the baby's feet, bowed her head and said, "The next person has seen Niangniang." ”

When the baby heard this, he was very disgusted: "In the future, you are not allowed to call yourself a subordinate, but you must call yourself by your own name." ”

"Niangniang, the subordinates don't dare, the Immortal Emperor knows that he will kill me!"

"What's your name?"

"My name is Zhen Xian. ”

"Old, aren't you?"

"Not big, just turned two hundred and twenty. ”

"Do you know how to eat and cook?"

"Yu Niangniang, I don't eat, I can cook. ”

"Let me show me?"

"Mother, what do you want to eat?"

"Eat Tianhe fish!"

Zhen Xian stretched out his hand, flashed out a large bowl and a pair of chopsticks, and handed them to the baby.

The baby took it, a live fish appeared in the bowl, gently pinched a piece with chopsticks, put it in his mouth, tasted it, and tasted beautiful: "How did you do it?"

Zhen Xian introduced: "Yu Niangniang, use the immortal method to search back the fish in the Tianhe, go to the five internal organs and add immortal materials to stitch together, steam for ten minutes, sprinkle stealth condiments, put the fish in a big bowl, and use the immortal method to make it like this." “

Baby praised: "Yes, you have good taste, stay!"

Xian Piao hurriedly flew in, knelt in front of the baby, and cried and complained: "Yu Niangniang, let me follow you! The palace maids all bullied me, and no one will bully you if you follow." ”

The baby was very pitiful and said, "But you can't do the same, what do I want you to do?"

"Mother, I can run errands for you, and let me do whatever I want. In fact, it's stupid to cook, and everything else will do. ”

"Then you stay!"

Xiantong objected and said: "Yu Niangniang, the Immortal Emperor only let me equip two maids, and three are overstaffed." ”

"You don't have to worry about this, the Immortal Emperor asked, you said I wanted it myself. ”

Fairchild walked away. Bao Ling: "Xian Piao, Zhen Xian, you are waiting outside the door, someone is coming to report, don't leave, there is something to find you." ”

"Yes——!" Xian Piao and Zhen Xian walked out of the door, one stood at the outer gate of the compound, and one stood at the small gate in the courtyard.

The baby dials in the air; the picture moves in the air, and the right prime minister appears in the picture, sitting at the desk to register; the fairy beauty, lining up in a long line to sign up for the palace draft, and there is no end in sight.

The baby was very puzzled and asked: "Demon Eye, there are too many fairy beauties in the draft, and if it goes on like this, a few palaces can't fit it!"

With a "bang", the magic eye man crawled on the frame, showed his head, searched automatically, and said in an observation tone: "The fairies and beauties in the palace draft are all affected by the disaster; ”

The baby exclaimed: "Oh my God! I should open a warehouse to release grain! But immortals don't eat fireworks in the world, why are there so many immortals who eat fireworks?"

The Demon Eye Man automatically searched and introduced it in a magic voice: "The path to immortality from immortal to immortal is different. There are many people who become immortals after death, and this kind of people do not eat the fireworks of the world. But there are many people who have become immortals through the path of becoming immortals, and they are all physical bodies, just like us. There are also some people who enter the immortal through relationships, in short, the immortals in the fairy world come from all over the world, forming a fairy society. “

Baby asked, "What do these people eat when they come to the palace?

The MONOCULUS automatically searched, and said with an observant eye:

"In the past, the palace did not store much food, because there were few people who ate fireworks in the world, most of them did not eat, and the household utensils changed by themselves. But the new palace had just been built, and there was not a single grain of grain. After the fairy beauties entered the palace, they still didn't eat. “

The baby asked, "Will the Immortal Emperor let me make food for them?" ”

"Absolutely. ”

The baby was very annoyed: "The Immortal Emperor only knows how to draft and enjoy the palace, and does not consider his own affordability; "The baby flew up, got into the MONOCULUS screen, flashed the screen, and disappeared. The baby came to the gate of the Immortal Hall incognito, saw Huang Xing standing by the door, and said, "Tell me, I want to see the Immortal Emperor." ”

Huang Xing shouted loudly into the door: "The concubine has arrived!" Several female heralds in the gate continued to give orders.

The baby flew into the Immortal Emperor's bedroom, and a feminine smell rushed to him. When the baby smells, there is the smell of goldfish two and the smell of himself.

The Immortal Emperor smiled and said, "Concubine Ai, do you have time to see me today?"

The baby said: "Your Majesty, I learned through the magic eye that the fairy beauties who entered the palace in the draft can't see the end of the queue, what is Your Majesty's plan for such a huge crowd?"

The Immortal Emperor pondered for a while: "Empty words are unfounded, not enough to believe, wait for tomorrow morning to ask the right prime minister." ”

"Your Majesty, you may not believe me, but you may not believe what you see in the Magic Eye picture. ”

The Immortal Emperor lowered his face: "Where is the real scene of the Demon Eye?"

The baby waved his hand, and a picture of the magic eye appeared in the air, and he searched for it, and after a while, the right prime minister and the people in line appeared in the picture, and the fairy beauties in the queue were more beautiful than the other;