Chapter 112: Extreme Bad Luck (2)

"It turns out that the cause and effect of this incident are like this. Master www.biquge.info the pen "Fun" Pavilion, I'm afraid that the most unlucky thing in the world is nothing more than this. After Lan Taoran finished talking about this, Zhang Yuetian couldn't help but say this.

"Senior brother, you are wrong in what you said, have you forgotten the incident that followed?--I think the most unfortunate thing for Master is the incident after this incident. Xiao Hua said.

"You two boys are deliberately laughing at me, aren't you?!" Lan Taoran said angrily:

"Master, if you give us 10,000 guts, I and my brother and I don't dare. We just feel sorry for Master. However, when my junior brother talked about this, I suddenly thought of that stupid man, and when I thought of his stupidity, I wanted to laugh—" Zhang Yuetian said.

"That man beat Lao Tzu half to death, you are still laughing at other people's stupidity, I see if there is something wrong with your kid's brain. Lan Taoran interrupted:

"Master's words are wrong, senior brother, he didn't make a mistake, he is still missing the temptation of the man's wife. Xiao Hua said.

"Be serious!" Lan Taoran said.

"Master, here you are again. There are barren mountains and mountains here, and there is no one around, so don't learn from Wu Zhongtian on the rivers and lakes, pretend to be all day long. Xiao Hua said:

"You kid-you-hey!--Speaking of this, my life still hurts a little. It's really ****** unprecedentedly unprecedented! At that time, how could a hornet fly in inexplicably!" Lan Taoran said.

"That's right, and that hornet doesn't sting, but it stings impartially on the root of the master's long-awaited life—" Zhang Yuetian said.

As soon as Zhang Yuetian said this, Xiao Hua suddenly laughed, and Lan Taoran almost laughed out loud. The reason why everyone is like this is the adjective Zhang Yuetian uses - looking forward to it, and it is used very well.

"You are my eldest disciple, and among my disciples, I see that you are honest, but I didn't expect you to be too—" Lan Taoran said.

"Master, I just got some kind words. Zhang Yuetian said.

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The conversation between the three of them was mainly about the fact that Lan Taoran was stung by a wasp and chatted about it, and after the three of them chatted about it, the Lord of Lanxiang Palace and Xiangtaro basically understood the ins and outs of the matter. Here's how it happened.

Lan Taoran fell into the pit and ate feces and had a few days of illness, after he recovered, within two days, a man asked Lan Taoran's master and apprentice to help his wife exorcise evil spirits, the three of them arrived at his house, saw that his wife was a little beautiful, so he became lustful.

At that time, the three masters and apprentices gave the man a peachwood sword and asked him to wait outside the gate, Lan Taoran said to him that his wife's evil spirit is very heavy, and the ritual time will be relatively long, if he stays in the house, the evil spirit will be easy to get up to him after his wife's body, and said that after a while, if he sees a phantom flying out of the house, or feels that the aura is wrong, he will dance the peachwood sword to defend himself. In the end, Lan Taoran's master and apprentice also told the male owner that he should not enter the house without authorization, otherwise it would affect the practice, or if there was any other accident, the three of him and the apprentice would not be responsible.

The male owner knew Lan Taoran's ability, and when he saw Lan Taoran explain things to him, he was very solemn and felt that the matter was very important, so he obeyed Lan Taoran's orders. After Lan Taoran tricked the male owner outside the house, the three of them closed the door.

When the three masters and apprentices saw that she was crazy and black, they knew that she had indeed fallen into evil spirits, so they used charms to stick to her whole body and did some rituals. After a while, the evil energy in her body was expelled and the person came to her senses. Then, Lan Taoran's master and apprentice used an ecstasy spell on her, so that she could listen to Lan Taoran's master and apprentice, and Lan Taoran first made her strip naked.

At that time, Lan Taoran was still secretly happy in his heart, and he said in his heart: Since I have had bad luck recently, I haven't touched a woman for many days, and it seems that it is time to transfer today......

After the woman stripped naked, Lan Taoran couldn't wait to strip naked, but just when he wanted to do something wrong, a bee suddenly flew in from the window, flying around him, when he instinctively fanned it with his hand, wanting to drive it away, but the bee was suddenly enraged, so he flew to his liferoot impartially, and stung it hard, when his lifeline was still in a state of excitement, Lan Taoran immediately howled in pain, and kept rolling on the ground. However, this matter is a blessing in misfortune, the bee is just an ordinary Ma Feng, not very toxic, did not sting his life, but only stung to that special place, which made him in unbearable pain.

The male owner outside the house suddenly heard Lan Taoran in the house howling, and thought that it was an accident with the law, and he was so frightened that his whole body was trembling, and he didn't know what to do for a while. Because Lan Taoran howled for too long, the man finally mustered up the courage to come to the door of the room, observed the situation inside through the crack in the door, and found that his wife was lying naked on the bed, and Lan Taoran, who was rolling and howling in pain on the ground, was also naked. At that moment, although he didn't know why Lan Taoran was so painful, he knew that Lan Taoran's master and apprentice were doing bad things to his wife. So he couldn't help the anger in his heart, held a stick, kicked the door open, and beat Lan Taoran violently. Later, Lan Taoran's disciple stepped forward to beg for mercy and said that everyone did not violate his wife, and at the same time told him about the wasp stung Lan Taoran's life. In the end, Lan Taoran confiscated a penny of legal fees and settled the matter peacefully.

After Lan Taoran's master and apprentice finished chatting about this matter, they suddenly changed the topic again.

"Alright, don't talk about it anymore. In the future, don't mention these ridiculous things to me, if you two boys spread these funny things about your teacher, I will have to kill you two boys!" Lan Taoran said.

"Disciple doesn't dare!" Zhang Yuetian said.

"Master is too worried, the three of us master and apprentice are grasshoppers on a rope, one is prosperous, and the other is lost. Master's reputation is our reputation. Xiao Hua said.

"Don't talk so much nonsense with me, boy! Now, you should tell me more about the situation of the Zhang family. Lan Taoran said.

"Master, didn't you tell us not to talk about this before?" Xiao Hua said.

"I told you two not to talk about 'that thing' for now, but I didn't tell you two not to talk about business. Tell me the ins and outs of that woman's evil spirit, so that I can know the details in advance. Lan Taoran said.

"Master, don't worry. I listened to the description of the Zhang family, it should be a general evil spirit, and it is just a pediatric for us. However, this Zhang family is a big landowner and is relatively rich, so everyone can raise the price for him at that time. Zhang Yuetian said.

"Senior brother may not know the story of that woman's evil spirit. I have inquired about this very clearly. Xiao Hua said.

"Then you kid tell me about it. Lan Taoran said.

"That woman looks like a flower, and she was once photographed by a big official, and she also gave a dowry and made a marriage contract. The woman was unwilling to marry the other party, but she could not disobey her parents' orders, so she was depressed all day long. One night, when she saw that the moon was shining, she went to the river outside her house for a stroll and a walk. When she returned home, she suddenly had a high fever, and her family invited her Lang Zhong in time. Two days after taking the medicine, she got better, but she became insane. Dancing at home every day, one moment said that she was the Seven Fairies, one moment said that she was the Empress Wu Zetian, and the other said that she was the Queen Mother, etc., and the official eunuch saw that she had become crazy, so they dissolved the marriage contract...... "Xiao Hua said.

"Okay, I got it. After arriving at Zhang's house today, everyone gave me the opportunity to act, if it is really like what your kid said - she is a yellow flower girl like a flower, then don't mess up, this time we must let her open up good luck for us, if this bad luck continues, the teacher may soon go crazy. Lan Taoran said.

"Such a yellow flower girl like a flower and jade, Master must not be too excited when the time comes, but you must be steady-" Xiao Hua said.

Lan Taoran said: "There is such a good thing, can I not stabilize and let your kid pick up the bargain in the back?!-Okay, everyone has rested for most of the day, it's time to go on the road." ”

Immediately, the three of Lan Taoran's master and apprentice got up and left in a burst of laughter.