Chapter 121: Extreme Bad Luck (1)

Since the Lord of the Lanxiang Palace married Liang Qing and Shi Xinhui as the Jinlan sisters, she has been very happy all day long. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info However, when the two of them left Ganquan Palace, the Lord of Lanxiang Palace suddenly felt extremely lost and lonely. Before she met Liang and Shi, although she often felt extremely lonely, that loneliness was born because her feelings were elegant and there was no one to talk to.

One day not long after Liang and Shi left, the lord of Lanxiang Palace felt a little lost inexplicably, so he was alone and his thoughts were fluttering, and he was stunned.

"I didn't expect that I would be able to meet these two sisters in my life, it is really a great gift from God to me!

In the past, I thought that I would never find a soulmate in my life, and find someone who could read my inner world. I am the 'high mountains and flowing water' boys, and they are the two of them who can understand this song!

Although there is no banquet in the world that will never be dissolved, since the two of them left, I am hard to think about tea and dinner, depressed, and no one can understand my heart. They are gone this time, and I don't know when everyone will have a chance to meet again......"

"Sweet taro, I want to go outside to relax, you can go out of the palace with me. After being stunned for a while, the lord of the Lanxiang Palace suddenly said something to the taro.

Xiangyu said: "Yes! However, I think that now that chaos is beginning everywhere in the world, the palace master must put his safety first!"

"Yes, Palace Master. If something happens to the palace master, our Ganquan Palace will be leaderless. "There is a maid who follows the words of the taro and is also dissuading the lord of the Lanxiang Palace.

The lord of the Lanxiang Palace said: "It's not the first time I've left the palace, what accidents can happen." -- Taro, let's go southeast, there are fewer people, and it's relatively peaceful. Hurry up and get ready, and we'll go. ”

Everyone was taken by the majesty of the lord of the Lanxiang Palace, so they didn't persuade her again. The reason why the lord of the Lanxiang Palace took the taro on the trip was entirely because the taro made her get acquainted with Liang and Shi.

One day, the two walked to a mountain high above the forest, where they could overlook the beautiful scenery of the mountains. At this time, the two of them were a little tired from walking, so they found a dense forest and meadow, sat down, and prepared to take a short rest, and quietly enjoy the beautiful scenery of the mountains by the way.

Although it is winter, the temperature in the south is still relatively high. After the two sat down, the gentle breeze in the mountains blew on the faces of the two, making people feel very comfortable and refreshing. At this moment, she entered a thousand thoughts.

Both of them have their own favorite men, not only are they handsome and beautiful, but they are also in love with each other. I can't lose to them, I have to find a handsome, beautiful and talented man, and at the same time he has to be very affectionate to me, very sincere to me, and extremely obedient to me. In this way, I will have face in front of them......"

The two of them in the heart of the Lanxiang Palace Lord were self-evident, of course, referring to Liang Qing and Shi Xinhui, and after thinking about it, she couldn't help but show a slight smile on her face.

"Palace Master, what are you laughing at?—it seems that someone has come up from behind. Xiangyao's words interrupted the thoughts of the Lanxiang Palace Lord.

"Shall I report to you if I laugh!--stop talking, it seems that someone is coming. ”

The two didn't want to encounter unnecessary trouble in this deserted and inhabited place. So as soon as the words of the Lanxiang Palace Lord fell, the two began to hold their breath and secretly observe the situation of the visitors.

After a while, the two of them heard three people coming, these three people were Lan Taoran of the Ghost Rune Land and his two disciples Zhang Yuetian and Xiao Hua. When the three men came to a place close to them, they stopped and found a place to sit and rest. Then everyone started chatting.

"It's been a long time since I've had such a fresh wind. - Ouch - " Lan Taoran said.

"Master, why are you crying?" Zhang Yuetian said.

"When did I cry and blow sand into my eyes just now?" Lan Taoran said:

"Sand?!—Master, where does the sand come from in this mountain with dense vegetation?" Xiao Hua said:

"Where did you come from--you fell from the tree! You two boys are deliberately angry with me, aren't you?" Lan Taoran said angrily:

"Master, we know that you are very sad and sad. Don't be so fierce to us. Hey!-In the recent past, our ghost rune land has really been bad luck for eight lifetimes, and since the master drank bird feces falling from the sky that time, this bad luck seems to be out of control, and it feels like it is getting worse and worse every day. Xiao Hua said.

"Shut up!—I think someone must be secretly doing evil, and that person has not only stolen the treasure, but also ruined our feng shui with crooked ways. When I find out this person, I will die with him, and I will use the 'Dementor Curse' to make him immortal!" Lan Taoran said angrily.

"Master, please calm your anger! As the saying goes: 'A gentleman takes revenge, it's not too late for ten years' Before we get the 'Jade Dragon Qilin' treasure, Master should think twice, don't use the 'Soul Charm'. Didn't Master tell us that if you use the soul curse, you will be punished sooner or later, and you will also be in a catastrophe, and you will never be able to be reborn!" Zhang Yuetian said.

"Don't tell me this! Shut up, you kid. Do you think that being a teacher doesn't know the consequences—" Lan Taoran said.

When Lan Taoran said this, she suddenly became emotional, crying and whimpering inexplicably, looking very sad. When his apprentices saw this, they didn't dare to speak anymore for the time being. Then, Lan Taoran spoke again in a whimper.

"How can you two boys know what it's like to be a teacher? I've eaten over and over again? Do you know what it's like to be ****? -- And my lifeline -- you two boys really stand up and talk without shouting about back pain. Even if I never live beyond my life, I have to take revenge......!

As soon as Lan Taoran's words fell, he cried even more sadly, and then his two disciples began to beat his back and comfort him.

"You boys, don't pretend anymore. Let me ask you two boys - last time, did you throw the banana peel in that hut?!" Lan Taoran asked suddenly.

When Zhang and Xiao heard this, they panicked and rushed to show their innocence.

"Master, you wronged disciple! That day, I didn't even see the shadow of a banana, if I lie, I would like to be ......thundered by the sky," Zhang Yuetian said.

"Master, I also swear that if it is the banana peel I throw, I will cut off my children and grandchildren, and I will never touch ......a woman in my life," Xiao Hua said.

"Don't mention women to me! I was almost stung by Ma Feng. - Oh my God- how could I be so unlucky - what a bad luck there has never been before, no one since. Woo woo......" Lan Taoran said.

Zhang Yuetian said: "Master, don't be sad. ――Two days ago, we cast a fortune charm on Zhuang Fu, and it seems that there have been no accidents and bad luck in the past two days, and I believe that the luck of our ghost rune land has begun to slowly improve. ”

"Yes, Master. Don't be sad. I have good news for Master, I heard that the Zhang family we went to do the work this time has a very beautiful daughter, and she is also a yellow flower girl. At that time, we will find a way to let the master come to ****, and let the blood of the virgin be transferred to the master. Xiao Hua said.

"You kid is deliberately teasing me, aren't you?

"The disciple will never tease you, Master! When the time comes, Master will be the first, and I will be the second. Xiao Hua said with a smile.

As soon as Lan Taoran heard this, she began to wipe her tears, not only did she not feel sad anymore, but she also showed a smile.

"You kid hasn't done anything yet, so you're competing with your senior brother for good things. However, it's time for you to get to the front. -- Let's not talk about it yet, and just act when the opportunity comes. Lan Taoran said.

"Thank you, Master!-Master--I-" Xiao Hua said:

"What am I—I! Say something quickly, fart quickly. Lan Taoran said.

"Master, the disciple is a little curious about the situation when you fell into the latrine, and I have never dared to ask Master, for fear that Master will beat us angrily. Today, can you -- can -- tell us about that time-" Xiao Hua said.

"As soon as you kid has his tail cocked, I know what you're going to. Anyway, that's the case, Lao Tzu choked on a mouthful of feces that day, and was bitten by a mouse. Lan Taoran said.

"Master, anyway, now that everyone is resting here and has nothing to do, you can tell us about it. ―When we go back this time, we'll help Master probe the other disciples to see who threw the banana peel on the edge of the latrine. Zhang Yuetian said.

"Okay! I told you two boys, you have to help me investigate this matter, which kid did it, I'm going to peel his skin! I'll feed him feces too!" Lan Taoran said angrily.

"I must help Master secretly investigate this matter. Xiao Hua said.

After that, Lan Taoran began to talk about how he fell into the latrine, and what he said was like this.

One day, Lan Taoran was in a hurry, and he hurried to the toilet. At that time, on the edge of the latrine, I don't know who discarded a few banana peels, because Lan Taoran had been in the sun for a long time, and the light in the latrine was relatively dim, for a while, his eyes did not adapt, after he entered the latrine, he felt that it was dark in front of him, and he groped forward with the experience of entering and exiting the latrine every day. Unexpectedly, when he walked to the edge of the latrine, he stepped on the banana peel, and then his foot slipped, and he fell into the thatched pit by surprise.

He fell into the pit - this was bad enough, but the matter was not over, and at the moment when he slipped and fell, a mouse skewered out of the hole in the wall next to the latrine, because of the suddenness of the incident, the mouse was suddenly startled, and then fell into the pit with a mess, and the mouse fell right next to Lan Taoran's ear. The mouse suddenly saw someone beside him, and was a little frightened, so he bit Lan Taoran's ear.

Lan Taoran fell into the pit, and was already in shock, but suddenly a sharp pain came from his ears, and then he screamed in pain involuntarily, and it happened that at this moment, feces just flooded his lips. When he suddenly opened his mouth, he couldn't help choking, and the feces in the pit choked into his mouth, and he ate a lot of it in his stomach. In the end, Lan Taoran also had a serious illness because of this.