Chapter 48 The hero's sword is not old, and the charm of the old lady still exists
"I picked up a bunch of people on the side of the mountain road,
Deliver them into the hands of the robber boss,
The boss looked at the man and nodded at me,
I said happily, "Goodbye, boss!"
In the middle of the mountain road, joyful songs fluttered in the wind.
"Erleng, can we count it as a bumper harvest this time!" Wang Dasha looked at the sack on his shoulder happily, and his mouth never closed along the way, "This time I finally don't have to worry about being preached by the boss." ”
"Yes, yes, the boss must be happy this time, and not only that, but I don't think anyone else will dare to laugh at us anymore. Chen Er looked very happy, and also looked at the sack on his shoulder with a smirk, but then he was a little bitter, "Dasha, my sack is too heavy, look at your lighter one, let's change it, I'm almost too tired." I feel like I may not see the sun tomorrow. “
"Erleng, what are you talking nonsense to tell the truth, my sack is good for 3 big things, there are only 2 in your sack. Wang Dasha pretended to be extremely shocked and picked out his ears, "I saw that your cultivation was slightly lower than mine, so I took the initiative to take on this heavier sack, I didn't expect you to ...... Alas. ”
"I'm sorry, Dasha, you took such good care of me, and I still ...... as a result" Chen Er lowered his head in embarrassment, ashamed of his request. Yes, there are only two people in his sack, and there are three in Wang Dasha's sack, how can he be embarrassed to mention this matter.
However, the actual situation is like this, Wang Dasha's sack is indeed three, but these three are Wu Hao, Wang Ran and Wangcai, and among Chen Er's sack are Lu Xiaowei and Mu Xinyuan, not counting Mu Xinyuan, Lu Xiaowei's quality alone has also exploded Wu Hao and them, but Chen Ershou didn't know.
So, Wang Dasha walked forward with a relaxed face, while Chen Er was stunned and walked slower and slower, and sweat began to appear faintly on his face.
And at this time, in the sack......
"Ahh
"I, what's wrong with me?" asked.
"You, you, where are your hands!" the voice was a little angry.
"Hands, oops, when did I put my hands on ............ No wonder I said how it feels soft, it feels good. Wu Hao's voice was a little shy, "I'm sorry, Second Miss, I've pressed it to you." ”
"Then why don't you take your pig's claws away quickly!" Wang Ran was very angry.
"Oooh oh. Wu Hao hurriedly removed his hand, "It's just Second Miss, isn't your hand also pressing on me?"
Wang Ran put his two hands in front of his eyes suspiciously and looked at them, "No." ”
You still pretend, it's all put in my little brother, okay, you have to do it yourself before you admit it?
"You still say no, look at your hands for yourself!" Wu Hao grabbed the hand that was pressed on his place. Hey, why are you a little hairy, when did you grow so much hair, and why are these hands so thin, and why do I feel that the number of fingers is a little wrong?
Wu Hao suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart, and at this time, a voice sounded slowly......
"Wang~"
"Oh mamma!" Wu Hao was so frightened that he quickly shook off the dog paw in his hand, Ah Xi, this hand turned out to be Wangcai's dog paw! Nima, just now a dog pressed my little brother?! My innocence! Wu Hao felt that the sky suddenly lost color at this moment, and his world collapsed.
However, because Wu Hao was so taken aback, the balance of the sack was lost again, so it directly led to ......
"Oh, Wu Hao, are you here again?!Are you looking for death!"
"What's wrong, what's wrong, oops, accidentally touched it again. ”
"Get out of the way!"
"Oh~"
"Ahh
"This time it was an accident, an accident, just now the sack shook ......"
On this side, an ambiguous atmosphere began to slowly form, while on the other side of the sack was ......
"Brother Xiaowei, can you move your ass a little. I saw that Mu Xinyuan's face and Lu Xiaowei's ass were closely combined, regardless of you and me.
"Oh, I'm sorry. Lu Xiaowei's face turned red, and he said embarrassedly, and began to move his buttocks, however,
"Puff, puff~~~" A sound broke the silence, as if the sun was shining through the night, and the dawn was quietly crossing the sky. Yes, Lu Xiaowei farted.
Under this gas full of spicy strips, candy and other flavors, Mu Xinyuan finally couldn't stand the cold, covered his nose and mouth with his hands, and prayed that the broken nightmare would end soon. Find the psychological shadow area of Mu Xinyuan at this moment-
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"Who's coming!" A shout suddenly sounded, Wu Hao looked out through the hole in the sack, and the tiger's body was shocked.
I saw a cottage in front of me. The perimeter is a wooden wall made of rows of giant trees, 15 meters high and 5 meters thick, like a city wall.
Not only that, on the wooden wall, a row of wooden arrow towers are lined up horizontally, it seems to be a small arrow tower with five steps, and a large arrow tower with a hundred steps, and there are three or four black-clothed robbers monitoring the four directions in each arrow tower, which is the first line of defense of the entire cottage. It is conceivable that under such a defense, if someone attacks the mountain, they will have to pay an extremely heavy price.
And this cottage deeply shocked Wu Hao, in his thinking, how strong can a robber den with IQ like Wang Dasha and Chen Erzhu be, but now that the fact of Chiguoguo is in front of Wu Hao, he can't help but Wu Hao is not shocked.
Ya, it's big this time, how to break it, this cottage doesn't feel like it's easy to get it. Wu Hao felt that things were a little out of control, and at this time he just wanted to say one word, Axi, that robber boss, did you put these two goods in the cottage because your brain was gnawed by a donkey, so that my brother I miscalculated your strength, this is terrible!
Not to mention Wu Hao's complaining on the side, the interrogation here also began.
"Ah, it's Xiaoliu, don't you recognize me, I'm a big fool. Wang Dasha raised his head, looked at a black-clothed man on the arrow tower in front of him, and shouted suspiciously.
"Hmph, although you look like a big fool, how do we know that you are pretending to be someone else? The man in black named Xiaoliu pulled out the knife on his waist and scolded sharply, "Also, what the hell are the two hemp bags behind you? Tell me your identity honestly!"
"This sack is a pedestrian that Dasha and I have just kidnapped. Chen Er was stunned when he heard Xiao Liu's questioning, and hurriedly opened his sack, revealing Mu Xinyuan and Lu Xiaowei who had fainted inside, and shouted in his mouth, "We are real, not fake!"
Xiao Liu was stunned, and, looking at the posture of these two sacks, there are still a lot of people, not only that, although these two people have some injuries on their bodies, but they are only some slight abrasions and bruises, obviously, they did not spend much hands and feet, this, this is completely inconsistent with the actual situation, there must be fraud in this, these two people must not be true. Xiao Liu's heart is even more suspicious, no, I have to test it.
"Since you say that you are true, then you must know the password to enter the village. Xiao Liu's eyes were like sharp blades, staring at Dasha and Erleng, and said in a daze, "Hmph, if you don't know, the consequences must be very clear to you." ”
Wu Hao was a little flustered, could these two stupid hats know such a complicated thing? These two people's IQ wouldn't allow them to know, right?! Axi, if this is the case, won't he even be able to enter Dazhai? Wouldn't he be able to complete his task? Wouldn't he have to ...... Wu Hao didn't dare to think about it.
However, this time it was Wu Hao who was too worried.
"Hahaha, Xiaoliu, aren't you talking nonsense, if you don't even know your own entry password for the Tiger Village, then what qualifications do you have to walk outside in the name of the Tiger Village?" Wang Dasha seemed to have heard some joke, "Although Er Leng and I are stupid, we still remember this entry password clearly." ”
Looking at Wang Dasha's arrogant face, he was speechless in his heart, then as a robber, why didn't I see that you know everything about robbers?
"Okay, then I'll ask!" Xiao Liu's face was straight and he shouted, "Heavenly King covers the tiger!"
This is the password of the other world, for Mao and the earth are exactly the same, I don't accept it! However, this is also a good thing, isn't this the next sentence the river demon of Pagoda Town, this kind of thing brother kindergarten knows whether it is good or not, but ......
"Chicken stewed mushrooms!" only to hear Wang Dasha respond, his face full of confidence.
What the hell, the chicken stewed mushrooms have a woolen relationship with the king of heaven and the tiger! Also, what the hell is your confident look, your answer is wrong, we are all going to die!
"Okay, you've got it. So what about the next sentence?" Xiao Liu said lightly, "There are always some people who get our entry password through many channels, so we also have a password that only real internal members know, I wonder if you can answer it?"
Asi, this answer turned out to be right? Don't you think that because in the other world, anything can be messed around casually, okay, and why haven't I heard of the password to enter the village and so many tricks!? What the hell is the internal password?!
I saw Xiao Liu take a deep breath, his eyes changed, and a few words gently spit out from his mouth, "The Hero Sword is not old!"
The hero's sword is not old, and the hero's pride is still there, I didn't expect such a robber's den to have such a pride and ambition, admiration and admiration, Wu Hao gave this cottage a heartfelt affirmation for the first time, but the next moment he ate this affirmation back.........
"The Hero's Sword is not old. Wang Dasha's rough voice sounded, with infinite sincerity in his eyes, and he met Xiaoliu's password,
"The charm of the old lady is still there!"
"Okay! Answer correctly! Release!"
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