The 334th wind collapsed

The baby said, "Master, I envy you so much! Unfortunately, I didn't shoot anyone, and I was stained with the master's light." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

The old face smiled and said: "You are apprentices, it is right to be stained, the most important thing is not the emperor's suite, but that we have all become immortals!"

The baby said: "Whether you become an immortal or not, it's not the land of ice and fire that has the final say, you have to agree with the emperor!"

Rong Bu Lao said: "You don't understand the fairy rules. The land of ice and fire is in charge of the land of the Heavenly Entrance, and the Emperor of Heaven has a will:

"Anyone who enters the immortal must pass the verification of the land of ice and fire before he can become an immortal. This is called the Tianmen Land Pass, and it is also called the Xianmen Pass. We all passed without a hitch. ”

"Is there anyone who can't get through?"

"Yes, most people can't pass the sixth. These six levels are the teachings of fire, ice, god and wisdom. To clear the customs, you also need to have a very strong ability to pass the level. ”

"If we didn't have a master, none of us would have been able to pass the test. The crocodile-headed man was injured many times, and it was the master who healed him. ”

Rong Bu said: "My husband is the same. When I saw that he was hurt, my heart was so bad!"

The land of ice and fire said: "Without further ado, I will take you to dinner, and then look at the house." I'll talk about it after I have any questions. "The land of ice and fire flashed and disappeared.

The baby was shocked: "Master, where are we going to find him?"

He said, "Follow me." "Follow the stealth traces of the land of ice and fire for a while, and come to the fairyland pavilion, surrounded by fairy flowers blooming and fairy mist. All kinds of immortals appear and disappear from time to time; a fairy table is placed in the pavilion, and there are fairy fruits and fairy wine on the table.

Ageless, baby and others sat around the table. The baby shouted, "Where are you, I'm hungry, and I can't eat the fairy fruit!"

The land of ice and fire suddenly appeared at the table and said, "You have become an immortal, and you won't die if you don't eat!"

"But I'm hungry, I haven't eaten for a long time!"

Rong Bu asked "Husband, do you want to eat too?"

The handsome Dapeng said: "The immortal wine is poured, and there is still meat, how can you drink without meat?"

He asked again, "What did you teach before?"

The handsome Dapeng said: "I am the leader of the original creation sect, I don't have to avoid anything, I can eat whatever I want?"

The face is not old and looks at the land of ice and fire and says, "Since they have become immortals, they should do whatever they want, and they can eat whatever they want?"

The land of ice and fire said: "You have become an immortal early and know the rules of the immortal family. Since you've spoken, let's do whatever we want. ”

The baby cried out with joy: "Yes, master, you are amazing, I want to eat fish!"

The hand-held Dapeng stared at this sentence and asked, "Land of Ice and Fire, since you spoke, what do you mean?"

The Land of Fire and Ice says:

"In this 'clothing, food, housing and transportation' archery performance, the winner of the award is the ageless appearance. Did you know that for thousands of years, no one has been able to kill three birds with one stone and enjoy the treatment of the Imperial Suite? I ask you, how big should the face of an ageless face be?"

"I know what you mean, I'm proud to have such a wife!"

He shouted angrily, "Husband, thank you! Tonight, we are going to enter the heart! I miss you very much!"

"Wife, so am I. With you by my side, I'm not afraid of anything. ”

The land of ice and fire asked, "What else do you want to eat, tell me as soon as possible." ”

Shui Shui said: "I like to eat fruits. ”

The fire unicorn dragon said, "Wife, if you say this, you don't say anything, and there is fruit on the table." I'd love to eat lamb, can you get a bowl?"

The land of ice and fire said, "Who else wants to eat what?

The crocodile man said, "How nice it would be if there was swan meat, let me taste what swan meat is like." ”

The baby said, "The toad wants to eat swan meat, but I don't expect the crocodile to want to eat swan meat too!"

The crocodile-headed man said, "I am a crocodile-headed man, not a toad." Can the toad compare with me? I have become an immortal, and the toad is still in the water, and I can't reach it if I want to!"

Suddenly an immortal appeared and said, "Who said I was in the water." I don't become an immortal anymore! You can eat swan meat, why can't I?"

The crocodile man asked, "Who are you?"

"Just look at my looks, and I'll be a toad. ”

"Toads can also become immortals?"

The land of ice and fire said: "As long as the skills are strong and can pass the six levels, they can become immortals." The toad has been an immortal for many years, and out of curiosity about the agelessness of the face, I came to watch. ”

"What's so curious about her ageless appearance, she's my wife, and she won't see it much!"

Introduction to the Land of Ice and Fire: "The face is not old, killing three birds with one stone, unparalleled in the world, such an immortal, doesn't it make people feel curious? If this happens, first of all, I will stop it. ”

The handsome Dapeng said: "With your words, I am relieved." ”

The land of ice and fire said, "Who else wants to eat what?"

Rong Bu Lao said: "It should be up to me to choose, but I haven't thought about it yet, and I don't know what to eat?"

The immortals who appeared from time to time appeared together and said, "We also want to have a table." ”

The land of ice and fire asked, "How big is the table, how many of you are there?"

The toad fairy said, "There are sixteen people in all, and I don't know if anyone else will come." ”

The baby asked curiously: "The land of ice and fire, what are the gods from all walks of life doing?"

The land of ice and fire said: "Today, someone is going to get married, enter the cave house, and come to congratulate him." ”

The baby said, "Will you get drunk and make a big fuss in the sky?"

"With me, no one will dare! Otherwise, throw it down to earth. ”

Shui Shui said happily: "Today is my big day, warmly welcome all the gods and goddesses to come!

The toad fairy said: "I can't talk about advice, since I am married, I have to have children." I wish you a big fat little fairy!"

The land of ice and fire said: "All the immortals, they should say two words, is it Yunxian who says it first, or does the fog immortal say it first?"

Yun Xian squirmed and said, "I'm poor, I don't know what to say?"

The fog fairy tilted his head and said, "I'm stupid, I can't use congratulatory words, let the moon fairy say it!"

Yuexian said: "I can't remember the words, and I can't say it well, so let Fengxian say it!"

Feng Xian said: "You are all wine bags and rice bags, you have to push a few congratulatory words, you won't say, let me come: "Shui Shui, I wish you and the fire unicorn dragon to love each other, and grow old together!"

Shui Shui was very happy and said with a smile: "Thank you! Thank you!"

The land of ice and fire said, "If you don't know the congratulatory message, let's start serving." With a wave of his hand, a group of palace ladies were invited, all of them with flowers and branches, their faces showing spring, floating over like the wind, and asked in unison:

"Land, we are ready, which table will we serve first?"

"Serving in pairs, of course. The palace ladies were fluttering, talking and laughing, and went around the table with treasures, and the table was full of all kinds of dishes, and there were also dishes for themselves.

The baby sighed: "What a fairy! flash, the dish will be on the table, wait for me to taste what it tastes?" The baby looked at it and said, "No chopsticks, how to eat?"

Rong Bu Lao said: "It's not easy. As soon as he stretched out his hand, he conjured up a pair of chopsticks and handed them to the baby.

The baby said, "Thank you!" while using chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, get a piece of fish meat and put it in his mouth, chew it, and immediately spit it out, saying, "What kind of fish is this?

The face is not old and said: "This fish is raw, no one wants fish, you want it;

The baby said, "I don't eat fish anymore, it's too bad!"

The land of ice and fire said: "Fish is not delicious, you can eat clouds and fog; ”

The baby wondered, "Can the clouds and mist be eaten too?"

Rong Yan Ageless said: "After becoming immortals, most of them eat clouds and mist! Immortals want to purify their intestines and make their bodies lighter, so they rely on clouds and mist to clean up. ”

"After the clouds and mist are eaten, it is all water, and there is no nutrition at all; ”

The land of ice and fire said, "You have too many words! Eat quickly! There is a cloud collapse forecast today?"

"What is a cloud avalanche?"

"Cloud avalanche is that the cloud has accumulated for too long, and when it collapses, typhoons above level 25, thunder and lightning, and heavy rain will fall across the sky. ”

"Why don't our gods stop it? Control doesn't happen. ”

"This is a natural disaster. ”

"What does an act of God mean?"

"It's beyond the reach of human power and immortal law. ”

Shui Shui said anxiously: "I haven't entered the cave room with the Fire Qilin Dragon yet?"

With a wave of his hand, the land of ice and fire was shocked to see an imperial palace, one bedroom, one living room, one kitchen, one bathroom and two suites, and introduced: "The house is ready, my promise has been fulfilled, and I choose to enter the cave room after the meal." ”

The face is not old and said: "What else to choose? The cloud collapse will come soon, and we don't know where we will rush?"

The baby shouted anxiously: "Master, although you can't enter the new house, you should also go in and have a look, it's a pity!"

Rong Bu looked into the distance and said, "It's too late!

Yun Xian, Wu Xian, and Feng Xian shouted loudly: "Run!"

The baby was very depressed and asked, "They're cloudy! They're scared away!" What are we going to do?"

The Land of Ice and Fire said, "It's useless to run. Typhoons above level 25 will blow them away without a trace. ”

"Is it really that scary?"

"You'll find out later!"

Yun Xian kicked his legs and flew up, taking the lead in the cloud collapse wind, and blowing Yun Xian away for a while. Then the roof of the pavilion swept away. The baby watched the clouds fall from afar, and the wind blew, and the wind was very strong, and he grabbed the crocodile man tightly with his hand and said:

"Husband, protect me!"

The crocodile-headed man sticks out his back in the wind, and the baby climbs up. A demonic wind swept away the crocodile man and the baby, fluttering in the air. The baby shouted, "Master——! I'm here!"

The face is not old and tightly grabbed the hand of the human hand Dapeng, and shouted to the baby: "Apprentice, when the wind passes, we will meet again!" A gust of wind swept them away. The fire unicorn dragon hugged Shui Shui tightly and said:

"My dear, are we not in the cave yet? ”

A wave of demon flies swept over, blowing them both over, spinning in the air. The fire unicorn dragon hugged Shui Shui tightly.

The cloud avalanche continued, the clouds collapsed and exploded, the sky and the earth were dark, and thunder and lightning continued one after another. Many whirlpools rolled up in the air and slammed into the sea, the sea was fierce, and the waves were 100 meters high, overturning large and small ships and pressing them into the bottom of the sea.

The rainstorm flew sideways, drenching the crocodile head and the baby into a soup chicken, violently rolling into the sea, and the 100-meter wave "boomed", pressing the crocodile head and the baby into the water.

The crocodile man and the baby floated in the water, blistering. All kinds of aquatic creatures in the sea fled in a hurry, and they didn't know where to go. With the mess of filth flowing into the sea, the water is muddy, the trees are uprooted and floating on the water, and all kinds of debris can be seen everywhere.

The crocodile man was swimming in the water with the baby on his back, and when he saw a small island in the water, it was especially like a lonely island, so he swam up, grabbed a big tree with both hands to rest, and said: "We have both become immortals, I didn't expect to be so embarrassed!"

The baby said into the crocodile's ear, "I can't hear what you're saying?"

The crocodile man gestured with his hand and asked the baby to listen with his ear on his back. The baby pressed her ear against the back of the crocodile's head. The crocodile man said:

"Our old husband and wife, it is meaningless to not enter the cave room, but the newlywed Fire Qilin Dragon and Shui Shui feel very disappointed. ”

The baby put his mouth into the crocodile's ear and said, "The frustration is temporary, after the cloud collapses, it is not the two of them together, but there is no wedding atmosphere." ”

"What if they are blown away by the wind?"

"Don't worry about it, that's someone else's business, what should we do now?"

"I can only stay in the water and wait for the clouds to pass. ”

The baby sighed: "It's so strange! There are avalanches, avalanches, I have never heard of cloud avalanches, and the power is too great, even the immortals have blown away!"

"This is a natural disaster, no way! If you and I didn't become immortals, we could stay in the water for so long, and we would have seen Hades earlier. ”

"I really want to see Hades, I really want to see how Hades looks?"

"Legend has it that it is very scary to have a blue face and fangs and wear the official hat of the king of Hades!"

"In charge of so many unjust ghosts, he looks so good-looking, he can't be suppressed!"

Director Hua took the microphone and shouted, "Stop! Scattered!"

The baby walked out of the filming scene and said, "Director Hua, it's been a few more days of filming, I don't know what happened in the sky?"

"Hurry up and remove your makeup, I'll clean up and come. ”

Baby entered the dressing room, and the new masquerade said, "Baby, I can't help it when I see you, can you let me kiss you?"

The baby yelled, "Is it not enough in the shower room?"