The 335th fairy bottle comes out of the fairy

"Baby: Don't! You're so charming! I'm fascinated by Director Hua, and I'm going around with you all day long. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"Don't be verbose!" the baby went into the shower room.

Director Hua came in through the dressing room door. The new makeup artist didn't say a word and left in a huff. Director Hua shouted loudly: "Baby, have you finished washing, do you want to help?"

A baby's voice came from the bathroom and said, "Director Hua, tell the leader, the makeup artist is useless, I don't want it anymore!"

"What's wrong?"

"I was annoyed when I saw him. If you don't use makeup and makeup removal, it's a waste!"

"Wait for me to reflect on it later, since I don't want to, forget it. ”

The baby came out after washing and getting dressed, stretched out his hand, and a white cloud flew from outside the door, took Director Hua's hand, stepped on the white cloud and flew away. After a while, I will come to the big magic room. Goldfish Er said happily: "Our mother is back!"

Director Hua asked, "Have you eaten?"

"Haven't eaten yet. ”

"Where's Honghong?"

"Went to find our dad. ”

The baby hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

"Our dad has been out for two days and hasn't come back, so we're in a hurry. Honghong said she was going to help us find it. ”

The baby shouted, "Come out, boys! Daddy is going to get you something to eat." ”

From the big demon room, the brothers and sisters of Honghong and Director Hua's children flew out. Baby asked, "How long have you not eaten?"

Goldfish Three said, "It's almost a day." Honghong has been gone for a day, and she hasn't come back yet. ”

Director Hua complained: "The goldfish essence is not a child, and he can't control himself all day long, it's really annoying!"

The baby waved his hand, the magic turned on, searched in the sky, and after a while, a lot of fish flew from the air, and they were stained around him, the baby breathed fire with his mouth, and the fish was cooked for a while, and the smell of fish came out, so he took a large one, broke half of it and said to Director Hua:

"Let's try it first. Take a bite, chew it and say, "It's delicious; goldfish two, take the group members to give fish, one for each person, not too much, not too much to eat." After the baby finished speaking, Director Hua flew into the conference room, sat down around the table and said:

"The goldfish essence and the red red are not here, where will they go?"

Director Hua said: "You can only look at it with the magic eye." ”

With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic turned on and searched the heavens and the earth, and after a while, Honghong flew back from the sky and came to the conference room, but the goldfish spirit was nowhere to be seen. Baby asked, "Honghong, isn't the goldfish essence with you?"

"No, I've been looking for her for a day, but I haven't found her, I don't know where she is?"

"You didn't use the magic eye to see?"

"Look, when she goes, she's not there. ”

With a wave of the baby's hand, the magic eye opened, hanging high in the air. Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, why can't magic search for goldfish essence?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "The goldfish essence was taken away by an immortal in an immortal bottle; ”

The baby dialed the magic eye in the air, and searched automatically, and the screen showed a white-haired old man with a fairy bottle hidden in his sleeve, floating away. Baby asked, "MONOCULUS, is the goldfish spirit still alive?"

The rectangular magic eye said, "The goldfish essence has turned into water." ”

Director Hua opened his mouth wide, amazed, and asked, "The goldfish spirit is dead?"

Goldfish Er and the group members had just finished sending the fish into the conference room when they heard Director Hua's shouting, and Goldfish Er asked strangely, "Mom, what did you say?"

A solemn look appeared on the baby's face and said, "People can't be resurrected after death, you have to think about it." ”

Goldfish II shouted loudly: "Mom, is our dad really gone?"

Honghong repeated what MONOCULUS had said, "I searched for a day but couldn't find it, and our dad couldn't find it when he searched with magic;

When the goldfish heard this, he felt very uncomfortable and cried: "We want revenge, and we want to settle accounts with the white-haired old man!"

Huang Huang said: "Yes! We want revenge!"

Baby asked, "Who else wants revenge?"

Goldfish Eleven cried, "I'm in favor of revenge!"

When the brothers and sisters outside heard the noise, they came in, crying and crying, and there was a lot of noise, and they all shouted for revenge. Baby wonders, Honghong's brothers and sisters have always disliked goldfish essences, why should they all avenge her?"

Director Hua asked, "Baby, what should we do?"

"The children want revenge, what do you say?"

"Then report it. ”

"The question hasn't been clarified yet, why did the white-haired old man put the goldfish essence into the immortal bottle?"

Honghong said, "Dad, search with the magic eye, don't you know?"

The baby flicked the magic eye with his hand, all the brothers and sisters stopped crying, their eyes stared at the magic eye wide, and after a while, the white-haired old man appeared in the picture and said:

"Goldfish spirit, you goblin! Who are you looking for? Don't look for my apprentice, you let him conceive your child; he is a man, he can't take it out, suffocate my apprentice to death!"

The goldfish spirit scolded: "Old monster, you don't have the ability yourself, who is to blame?"

The white-haired old man was so angry that his face turned red, and he asked loudly: "You killed someone, is it reasonable?"

The goldfish spirit asked, "I killed him, and he coveted my beauty, and he came to me, and he deserved it!"

The white-haired old man was so angry that the green tendons on his neck bloomed, and he screamed: "If I don't show you some color, you don't know what your surname is?"

"Dead old man, I'm afraid of you!

As soon as the white-haired old man stretched out his hand, he took out the fairy bottle, and what was he reading in his mouth? The fairy bottle rolled over, and the mouth of the bottle was facing the head of the goldfish essence, and the goldfish essence was violently covered, and the goldfish essence was packed into the bottle; before the goldfish essence could react, it turned into water!

The baby said, "That's all there is to it, do you want revenge?"

Goldfish Er said: "The white-haired old man's apprentice died because he couldn't give birth to a child and suffocated to death. But my dad didn't kill him. The white-haired old man is too vicious, we want revenge!"

Director Hua said: "If you know the situation, you can't blame the white-haired old man, your father is also responsible, and in terms of your strength, who can avenge your father?"

Goldfish Three said, "Mom, our father can't die in vain;

Director Hua glanced at the baby and asked, "Can you say a few words?"

The baby said, "You want revenge, I raise my hands in favor!"

The white-haired old man didn't want to accept your father, but just wanted to ask, understand the situation, and just get angry! However, your father's words made the white-haired old man unacceptable, and the white-haired old man used the fairy bottle. ”

Goldfish Two said, "Smash the fairy bottle and take out our father!"

Director Hua asked, "What are you doing with it?"

Goldfish 2 said: "You have to see people in life, and you have to see corpses in death." We're going to have a good funeral for our dad!"

Director Hua looked at the baby, meaning to let the baby deal with it. The baby pondered for a while and asked, "What else do you have in mind, tell me about it?"

Goldfish 3 said: "Killing people pays for life, and it is justified." We're going to get the white-haired old man and kill him!"

Director Hua asked, "Who else has to say?"

Huang Huang said: "I agree with Goldfish Three's statement. ”

The baby asked, "Huang Huang, are you with a goldfish?"

"It's not about the subject. ”

The baby suddenly realized: "It seems that you have found your own good match, and when this matter is dealt with, report your favorite good look, and I will officiate the wedding for you!"

Huang Huang praised loudly: "Good!

Goldfish Er said in frustration: "Dad is gone! My heart is so uncomfortable, how can I have the heart to get married?"

Director Hua also felt the same way: "You are uncomfortable, and I am also uncomfortable! However, when people die, there is no way to do it." You young people's business must be done. Goldfish two, have you found a good match?"

"I don't know which of them will take a fancy to me, and so far, none of them have come to talk to me!"

Director Hua said:

"Children, your father is gone, this revenge must be avenged, I am the master for you! However, my mother has no ability, and I can't beat the white-haired old man, if the white-haired old man takes it away, you don't even have your mother, what should I do?"

Goldfish Er looked at the baby with a begging gaze and said, "Auntie, I beg you, help us find our father!"

Huang Huang also said: "Dad, you can help them!"

Goldfish Three came over, knelt down in front of the baby, and said, "Aunt Baby, please! Our father died so miserably! You have to be the master for us!"

Goldfish Eleven came over, knelt down and said, "Auntie, for our mother's sake, please help us!

The baby was very moved, and reached out to help Goldfish Three and Goldfish Eleven up and said, "Auntie promises you." However, to make it clear, in case, Auntie is not the opponent of the white-haired old man, and there is nothing she can do! ”

Goldfish Er said, "As long as Auntie does her best, if so, we have nothing to say." ”

The baby knew that this was a trick made by Director Hua, so he didn't agree, and with a wave of his hand, the magic turned on, and he searched the sky and the earth, and after a while, a white-haired old man flew into the conference room from the air. Baby asked, "Why do you use the fairy bottle to collect goldfish essence?"

The white-haired old man glared at him and said, "The goldfish essence lives an inappropriate life, seduces my apprentice, makes my apprentice conceived, and cannot give birth and die." ”

Baby asked, "Are you a man or a woman?"

The white-haired old man said embarrassedly, "It's a man?"

The baby knowingly asked, "Will a man get pregnant?" Even if the goldfish essence seduces you, the one who conceives it should be the goldfish essence?"

The white-haired old man was hesitant and couldn't say clearly.

Baby said, "If you can't tell, you should release the goldfish essence!"

The white-haired old man: "I, I, I!" couldn't say a word for a long time.

The baby said: "Obviously, you took advantage of the goldfish essence in vain, and I don't know what strange illness you died, and you blame it on the goldfish essence." ”

"But my apprentice has a fetus in his belly! After he died, his belly burst open, and the little goldfish with a human face crawled out of his belly, and he looked like her!" the white-haired old man pointed at the goldfish with his finger.

The baby said: "Men don't have children, I don't know what your apprentice is infected with, this situation will occur, you can't blame it on the goldfish essence, even if your apprentice has an affair with the goldfish essence, the pregnant one should also be the goldfish essence, right?"

The white-haired old man was very depressed, and he couldn't figure out what to say: "I poured out the goldfish essence, can't you pay it back?" As soon as the white-haired old man stretched out his hand, the fairy bottle flew out of the long sleeve, and he saw what the white-haired old man was reading in his mouth;

The mouth of the bottle suddenly became larger, and with a jet, the goldfish essence turned into water and squirted out, spun around in the air, rolled a few times, turned into a goldfish essence, and said to the ground: "Trap me!

Goldfish Er shouted happily: "Dad, you're finally back!"

The goldfish spirit stared at the white-haired old man with hot eyes and shouted: "You old immortal! I provoked you! Why lock me up in your little broken bottle!"

The baby said to Director Hua: "Bring the goldfish essence back!"

The goldfish spirit shouted: "I'm not leaving, why should you call me away?"

With a wave of magic, the baby waved the goldfish essence and Director Hua into the big magic room, entered their hut, and said to the white-haired old man, "It's okay, you can go!"

The white-haired old man kicked his legs and floated away in the wind.

Director Hua shouted in the hut: "You killed the apprentices, and the baby finally rescued you, what are you shouting about?"

"He seduced me in vain, why didn't I shout?"

"You may not know it, the white-haired old man is an immortal, and neither I nor the baby is his opponent. If we do fight, we will all lose!

The goldfish spirit snorted and said, "Husband, it's no wonder that you are often away from home, people are very lonely! Otherwise, you won't fall for him!"

"Blame yourself for being greedy and trying to make excuses. I'm telling you, it's not over yet. You don't know yet, do you? When his apprentice died, his stomach burst open, and a child like the two goldfish crawled out of it.

Those children are also your children, see what you do?"

The goldfish essence said: "Husband, don't go to the movie in the future, okay? stay with me at home!"

"I have my career, and I've been filming for more than 20 years if I don't shoot, and if you don't do it, you won't do it?"

"Do people miss you, they don't want you to leave!"

"You are a woman, you must take care of yourself in the future and don't cause trouble everywhere. We're getting our kids old, and we're going to get married. If you are so indecent, what will the children think of you?"

"I'm afraid the children will see it, so I go outside. ”

"You're mad at me! Do you think these things you've done aren't ugly? If I'm going to dig a hole and get into it myself, I won't see anyone!"

"Husband, let's not talk about this, okay? I've been waiting for you so hard, and it's been a few days since I've been gone, so much to me!"

Director Hua was scared and said, "Don't, don't do this!"

"Why not? We're husband and wife. Don't you know what a husband and wife are?" the goldfish spirit forcibly pressed Director Hua. After a while, the two smiled. Director Hua said: "I really can't help you." ”

The goldfish spirit sang, "As long as you love me, you will hug me, as long as you love me, you will coax me, and as long as you love me, you will say to me." ”