In the 289th round, the director of China was conceived and leaked the baby's privacy

"Who knows? Men don't have a good thing! Eating from the bowl and looking at the pot. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info I ask you, how many women have you loved?" "Baby, is this the right question to ask at this time? Get me out of here!"

"If you don't say, how can I save you?" "Didn't I tell you earlier? I love my ex-wife, Ah Xia and you. "You didn't say it all!" "I've loved these guys, what do you want me to say?"

"And love goldfish beauty!" "Baby, wronged! Goldfish beauty is a fish, I am a human being, how can I love it?" "Okay! Seeing that you are still honest, I will think of a way!"

Director Hua was anxious: "Hurry up, there is no food in the eyes of the goldfish, after a long time, I will starve to death!" The phone suddenly hung up.

The baby shouted into the phone: "Hey, hey! This Director Hua hung up before he finished speaking!"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "Maybe the mobile phone is controlled by a goldfish beauty." ”

The baby flicked the magic eye with his hand, the picture moved, stopped on the goldfish eye, and enlarged to show Director Hua's mobile phone in the hands of the goldfish beauty, and said: "Don't use this broken thing in the future! I don't know what the hell it is, can you talk?"

Hua Daojian rushed over, squeezed the goldfish beauty's hand tightly and said, "Give me back!" "What do you want it for? With me, still thinking about other women? I want to dispose of this thing!"

Director Hua patiently said: "This thing is very fun, it's a pity to throw it away! You can play with it than if you lose it!"

The goldfish beauty was very curious and asked, "How do you get this thing, teach me!"

Director Hua took the mobile phone, dialed the baby's number, handed it to the goldfish beauty and said, "I got it done!

The goldfish beauty put her phone to her ear: "Hey, hey!"

The baby's voice came from the mobile phone: "Goldfish beauty, I know your beauty!

The goldfish beauty said: "I won't be so stupid! What are you going to do when I release it? I can't give it to you? I can't help it! I want to marry Director Hua, have children, and build a happy family!"

"How do you build such a family? Can you live without eating or drinking?" "Of course you can live, I will support him." "How do you raise him?" "I feed him with milk; he won't die." "You're insane! Where's the milk?"

"Don't worry about it!" "If you don't let him out, I'll kill you!" "You come and kill me! I'm afraid of you! How many people want to kill me, but I kill them!"

Director Hua shouted, "Baby, don't talk to her!

The goldfish beauty glared, threw her phone to the ground, and said, "Help, save your head! You still want to run away from me! What should I do if you run away? Let me be widowed?"

Director Hua quickly picked up the broken mobile phone and installed it and said, "You are a goldfish, you should find a goldfish husband." I'm human, what are you looking for me?"

"Are you really stupid or fake stupid? Goldfish husband, do you have a smart husband? I don't want a lot of stupid children! I came to you to make our children as smart as you!"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "Baby, now is a great time to catch goldfish beauties!"

As soon as the baby stretched out his hand, he showed his claws, grabbed Director Hua, pulled him out of the devil's eye, put it on the white cloud and asked, "Director Hua, have you enjoyed enough?"

Director Hua smiled embarrassedly: "I've been bewitched enough by goldfish, and you still make fun of me?"

Baby asked, "Can the phone still work?"

Director Hua turned on the mobile phone and dialed it, and after a while, the baby's mobile phone rang and said, "It can still be used!"

Fruit Hong Lijian stared at the magic eye and said: "The goldfish beauty is about to go crazy in the eyes of the fish! ”

"It's all right!" she will never find it. ”

Honghong jumped over and shouted, "Congratulations to Director Hua!"

Baby stopped: "Honghong, don't talk nonsense!" "Dad, just now I used the magic eye to search Director Hua's belly and found the demon fetus. ”

"Ah!" Director Hua exclaimed, "How is it possible?"

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "Isn't it impossible?"

Director Hua asked in a panic: "I'm a man, how can I get pregnant?"

Baby pondered for a moment and said, "Don't make a fuss! "Baby, flick the magic eye! Automatic search, stopped on Director Hua's stomach, enlarged, revealing a small round ball.

Director Hua was in a hurry and shouted: "What is this?"

Honghong smiled: "Director Hua, congratulations, you are pregnant!"

The baby scolded: "Honghong, people are in a hurry! You are talking cool things on the side! Are you angry?" "I just want to say cool things! Who let him always pester my father!"

The baby shouted, "Honghong, what do you say? Can you say such a thing? It seems that I didn't teach you well!"

Honghong pouted, tilted her head and said, "That's what it was!"

Director Hua panicked and asked, "Is this really a fetus?

The baby frowned and asked, "Demon Eye, what is in Director Hua's stomach?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "It's a fetus!"

Director Hua's eyes widened and he asked, "Will I get pregnant too?"

The rectangular MONOCULUS didn't respond.

Director Hua asked anxiously: "Baby, why didn't the magic eye react?"

The baby said, "The MONOCULUS is mine, of course it doesn't respond!It can't recognize who you are?"

The rectangular magic eye moved its body and said, "No!"

Director Hua asked anxiously, "What is the little round ball in my stomach?"

The baby said, "Demon Eye, answer Director Hua's question!"

The rectangular MONOCULUS said, "It's a fetus!" "Where does the fetus come from?" and "The fetus comes from a goldfish beauty." ”

Director Hua was very confused: "She should be pregnant, how can it be that I am pregnant?" "This is nothing new! It's called inversion!" "What is inversion?"

"It was supposed to be a goldfish beauty to conceive, but the goldfish beauty is a beauty essence, and her body is not nutritious and cannot raise a fetus, so the goldfish beauty puts the fetus on your body!"

"Oh my God! I'm a big director, and I'm pregnant!

The baby glared and said, "This is nothing new!

Honghong frowned and asked, "Dad, what do you mean, you are not our own father?"

Director Hua explained: "Baby is your own father, will you still be like this?"

The baby shouted loudly: "Director Hua, think carefully when you speak!"

Honghong widened her eyes and asked, "Dad, is what Director Hua said true?"

The brothers and sisters flew over and surrounded the baby, and Huahua asked, "Dad, aren't you really our own father?"

Shinobu frowned and said, "I can't hold back anymore." Daddy, who is our daddy? Why don't you want us?"

Brothers and sisters, you and I have asked a word.

"What are you doing in the middle of the night?" and I'll tell you later!"

Honghong pouted and stubbornly said, "No!

The baby shouted, "Honghong, what do you want to do?" "Dad, tell us, who is our real father?"

The baby couldn't help it, and said, "Your father is dead!

Honghong asked, "How did it die?"

The baby pondered for a while and couldn't speak, so he had to tactfully say, "You have the magic eye in your hands, search for it yourself." ”

Honghong opened the magic eye and searched for it in the palm of her hand.

As soon as the baby saw it, the children searched with the magic eye, and after a while, they were about to be exposed, and shouted loudly: "Children, stop searching! Your father, just like the child in Director Hua's belly, is a forcible person and has been dealt with by his father!"

Honghong searched for a while, but didn't find it and asked, "Why did you kill my father?"

Baby argues, "It's a monster that made your mother spoil you?" "Isn't it good to conceive us? You're hard to have us, aren't you?"

"I love you so much, why don't I want you?" "Do you want to be our dad and kill our dad?" "No!"

Ren Ren frowned and said, "I can't help it anymore! It turns out that this woman is not our father, she is the murderer of our father!"

Huang Huang half-believed and half-doubted baby: "Did you kill our father?"

The more the baby explained, the more serious the problem became, and said, "You all have magic eyes in your hands, search slowly." ”

If the baby is the murderer of your father, how can she raise the enemy's child? and teach you magic?"

Honghong turned her eyes around and said, "She is our mother's woman, and she is afraid that our mother will be angry, so she raised us!"

"But your mom is gone! Baby still raises you like her own children, and teaches you how to search for food and breathe fire. ”

Honghong frowned and said, "I'm going to search for it! If this woman kills our father, we will take revenge!"

Fruit Hong Lijian shouted loudly: "If it weren't for this woman, you would have starved to death a long time ago!" "If she was the murderer of our father, she wouldn't have to worry about starving to death!"

Director Hua said with a sad face: "Baby, what should I do with the fetus in my womb?" "This is a magic fetus, it grows quickly!

Director Hua was shocked: "Oh my God! What should I do? I can't go to the hospital for surgery for this kind of thing?"

Honghong glared at her eyes and said, "What's the shame of daring to do it? Go to the hospital and let people see it! Director Hua will give birth! How good!"

Baby asked loudly, "Honghong, what the hell do you want?"

Honghong was disgusted: "Don't call me! You're not our father; you're a murderer!"

Baby, she's going crazy! These kids have chilled her heart! Now they can't tell what they want! They don't know what happened, and they won't understand what they say!

Fruit Hong Lijia reminded: "Baby, don't you know how to use magic to open the knife?"

When Director Hua heard this, he was very surprised and asked, "Baby, is this true?"

Baby said, "It's true." Honghong and her brothers and sisters were all taken out by me. Now, they hate me to death! I'm thinking about helping you get rid of the baby?"

Director Hua shouted: "Of course you have to take it off!" "What if your child scolds me like Honghong?" "It's none of your business, I'm going to take it off!"

Honghong shouted loudly: "Director Hua, you can't be too selfish! Don't children have the right to survive? Is it wrong for children? Are you going to kill your own children as a mother?"

"I'm a mother, oh my God! I'm a man! Do I want to be a mother?" Director Hua couldn't accept it, and said, "Baby, take the child off quickly! Spread it, it's not a mother, it's hard to even be a human being!"

Honghong said angrily: "If you want to save face, you will kill your own flesh and blood! Your heart is too black! You are still not human?"

The baby stopped loudly: "Honghong, is it okay to let Director Hua be quiet?"

Honghong shouted: "You're not my father! You can say whatever I want! Why do you care about me?"

Fruit Hong Lijian explained: "She is not your real father, but also the father who raised you." Who will protect you without her?"

Honghong was disgusted: "I don't want our father's murderer to protect it! What if we kill us too?"

Fruit Hong Lijian scolded:

"Is it so hard to talk to you? You don't want to think about it, and if you want to kill you, you will be able to live until now? Baby, build you a house, and search for food, and let you grow up to be hungry! Will you repay her like this?"

Honghong muttered, "But, she is the murderer, she killed our father!

Director Hua said: "Baby, don't be angry, I can't tell them!

Fruit Hong Lijian said: "Since Director Hua doesn't want children, let's take it out!"