Wu Xiaoxiao and the two of them were about to return to the table with the freshly made stew, and the gecko man on the side suddenly stretched out a leg and mixed Wu Xiaoxiao with a stumble, and the hot stew was sprinkled on the ground, and it also splashed a little on the two big men.

The tiger-headed man jumped up exaggeratedly and said, "It's burned, who is this, damn it." ”

Pretending to look back and see Wu Xiaoxiao and her companions, she drank: "I don't have long eyes, it's burning me, what do you say." ”

Wu Xiaoxiao was at a loss, obviously she was the companion of the big man, she deliberately stretched out her legs and mixed it, they didn't apologize, but asked her what to do.

Wu Xiaoxiao trembled a little angrily, but still reported the matter and said calmly: "I'm sorry, I didn't see a leg sticking out here." I apologize to you. ”

"Apology works, the world will be too peaceful, it's burning me, come, wipe my brother clean," the tiger-headed man looked at Wu Xiaoxiao lewdly, and grabbed Wu Xiaoxiao's hand with his hands and feet to wipe it on himself, Wu Xiaoxiao's companion's frightened face turned white, and he looked at Zhang Haoran and Jin Xiaopeng at the next table for help.

Jin Xiaopeng could see this look of help, his hands clenched into fists, judging from his body, the two big men in Hubi absolutely crushed himself and Zhang Haoran, but the righteous Jin Xiaopeng couldn't ignore it, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, he could not do without Wang Fa.

And Zhang Haoran was still snoring and eating stew, with his back to Wu Xiaoxiao and them.

But it's clear what's going on behind the scenes, wait, it's what's happening behind the scenes, and this vision should also include the eyes behind the head.

Zhang Haoran is secretly happy, is there still a chance to test the secret weapon kung fu?

The girl at the front desk couldn't stand it and was just about to speak, but was glared at by the gecko man, didn't dare to squeak, looked at it unwillingly, and looked at Zhang Haoran, who was snoring and eating in front of him, lowered his head, and whispered: "It's useless to look handsome, it's actually a straw bag." ”

Zhang Haoran put down the bowl that had bottomed out, grabbed Jin Xiaopeng, who was about to run away, and said: "It is stupid to do it if you know that you can't do it." Can you beat them alone? ”

Seeing Zhang Haoran say such things firmly, he said angrily: "I know that I can't do it, at least I don't regret it." ”

was about to slap the table and get up, but Zhang Haoran grabbed his palm before it fell, the corners of his mouth curled, and he looked at the girl in front of him intentionally or unintentionally and said, "Look at my straw bale." ”

The girl at the front desk shook, this is hell, I muttered that I couldn't hear a word, how could the handsome guy hear it

After Zhang Haoran finished speaking, he picked up a piece of braised boiled fire at the bottom of the bowl, and threw it behind him without looking back. A trace of afterimage crossed, and a piece of fire burned, smashing into the hand of the tiger-headed man holding Wu Xiaoxiao's hand as fast as the wind, with a crisp sound of "pop".

The tiger-headed man not only let go of the hand holding Wu Xiaoxiao, but also jumped backwards with inertia, covered the hand that was hit, and shouted angrily: "Who the did this!" ”

Seeing Zhang Haoran's movements, the gecko man pointed and said, "Big brother, it's this ......" Before he finished speaking, a piece of fire was thrown over again, hitting it straight into his mouth, and with a click, one of the two front teeth was knocked out. Due to inertia, the gecko man fell backwards and knocked down a table and chair. Cover your mouth and oops.

The tiger-headed man over there, just about to get up and scold or get up and fight? When I saw this situation, I was stunned and didn't know whether to advance or retreat.

A piece of boiled and burned skin, yes, it is a burned skin, and there is only this piece of burned skin left in Zhang Haoran's bowl. With the slightest sound of the wind, it smashed into the leg of the tiger-headed man, and his legs were weak, and he actually knelt on the ground, knowing that he had encountered a hard stubble, so he simply fell to the ground and pretended to be dead.

Wu Xiaoxiao's companion looked at Zhang Haoran, his eyes were full of little stars: handsome, there is kung fu, and the key is to stand up......

Wu Xiaoxiao picked up her companion angrily, didn't want to eat half of the stew, didn't thank you, and actually glared at Zhang Haoran, pushed the door and left, and actually left like this.

The companion was puzzled: Why, people saved you in a critical moment, and you left like this!

Jin Xiaopeng was puzzled: What kind of person, sure enough, women's brain circuits are different from men, people save you, don't thank you, forget it, and you're still angry. ……。

The tiger-headed man lying on the ground and pretending to be dead and the gecko man lying on the side were even more confused: Know? Don't recognize? That handsome guy has a grudge against these two beauties, why is he still angry and left without saying hello .......

When she went out, Wu Xiaoxiao whispered to her companion angrily: "You are stupid, do you believe such a clumsy performance?" ”

Companion:???

Wu Xiaoxiao looked at his puzzled companion and continued: "In the library, I just looked at that boy and brother with a wrong eye, looking fake, not at all different from the Zhang Haoran who went viral on campus, just pretending. ”

Loaded? What's in it? The companion continued not to understand.

Wu Xiaoxiao stomped her foot, looked at her stubborn companion and said, "What kind of hero saves beauty, that's fake, it's their routine, a good medicine for bubble sisters." I'm not fooled. ”

Fake? Bubble girl?

Wu Xiaoxiao's companion's brain couldn't turn around, how could the scene just now be fake, he was so scared that his brain was blank.

Wu Xiaoxiao continued to explain: "Have you ever seen a person who burned his skin and hit someone? Acting has to be complete, even if you use a chopstick, it looks realistic, right? It's ridiculous to burn the skin. ”

Yes, my companion understands a little, how can the fire burn skin knock down people, it's a bit fake.

Zhang Haoran was deaf, and he had already heard what Wu Xiaoxiao said clearly: yes, how can the fire burn the skin and knock down people.

He looked at his hand, and sure enough, the secret weapon kung fu function turned on extraordinary, and he threw it casually, it was like a satellite positioning or military-level kind, he could hit wherever he wanted, it was easy to use, don't want it.

Ma Dan, this bead is a treasure, the first layer of function turned on, it is simply handsome.

However, what kind of acting did that beauty say, numb, why should I act for you, this is called a burst of justice, you know no! Sure enough, the more good-looking girls are, the more stupid they are, this kind of brain hole is not an ordinary secondary two.

Jin Xiaopeng was speechless. The idea is actually a fight with Wu Xiaoxiao in the second middle school: Is this guy acting for the sake of making sister paper? If you didn't tell me earlier, it made me angry, how many brain cells died, and I didn't fight for justice.

Thinking about it, he glared at Zhang Haoran resentfully and said, "Give me an explanation, you really know how to play." ”

What is really good at playing, what is the need for an explanation, Zhang Haoran guessed that Jin Xiaopeng's brain circuit has become a bit of a middle two.

Ignored it, walked up to the gecko man, the gecko man's body shook vigorously, and said with a smiling face: "Big brother, it's not uncle, we were wrong." ”

Zhang Haoran touched his chin: Am I so old, if I don't pay attention, why do people call me uncle

I am handsome over Chu Liuxiang, compared to Andy Lau, I look like Gu Tianle, and some people say that I am handsome like that Lu and Han, I can't be like that batch of traffic actors, yes, it's a big batch, that's not handsome, it's not temperamental, it's a pseudo-mother who is incredibly beautiful. Saying this will definitely offend a large number of fans, if you can say it bluntly, it is estimated that you will be drowned by other fans spit when you go out.

In film and television dramas, the domineering president is rampant, and he is the president of this and that in his 20s, and he even has to read the number of lines, and the company under the leadership of such a president will not survive for more than a year. I guess if there is such a president, he is also the president of the family workshop in Autumn Pants Village.

It's far away again.

But I don't know those two girls at all, I just know that it's a school, what is the surname, which college and which department I don't know, how did I act, why did I put my sister paper?

looked at the gecko man trembling in front of him, and said coldly: "You are the uncle, that foot?" ”

What which foot? The gecko man replied in a faint voice: "Uncle, uncle, what kind of foot?" ”

Still stepping on the horse? Zhang Haoran was even more annoyed, it's not the two of you, can I make people misunderstand that it's the acting routine hero who saves the beauty?

"Which foot is the girl." Zhang Haoran's voice was even colder: "Say it quickly!" "It's like you're going to kick someone.

The gecko man understood, and hurriedly pointed to his right foot, trembling, "This ......." ”

Before he finished speaking, Zhang Haoran picked up a chopstick, "whoosh", and threw it at the gecko man's feet, "poof", pierced, a miserable scream, the volume was so loud, it could do to 80 decibels.

The tiger-headed man, lying on the ground, was chilled, shivering, and was so frightened that he was full of urine, but he didn't hold it back, and his crotch was actually wet.

I wanted to hide the right hand that grabbed Wu Xiaoxiao, but I didn't dare to move, a chopstick was concocted in the same way and pierced my right hand, but the difference was that it was still nailed to the ground, it was a tile floor.

The tiger-headed man gritted his teeth, didn't say anything, didn't pretend to be 13, he really didn't dare to make a sound, since he was pretending to be unconscious, then pretending to be the end, otherwise he would be awake, this handsome guy might have to torture himself.

Zhang Haoran knew in his heart, knowing that the tiger-headed man was not unconscious, and said fiercely: "First, compensate for the damage to the tables and chairs here, second, don't harass girls in this area, and third, if you don't do it, the next time you meet, you will directly let the two of you go to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book." ”

The tiger-headed man panicked, and the little remaining urine in his bladder flowed out uncontrollably.

I never thought that the Sunflower Book was so close to me in my life.

Jin Xiaopeng was stunned, it doesn't look like acting, this is too realistic, the girls are gone, and you still tie the handkerchief to others.

Is there any prop blood bag or something, thinking about it, he actually squatted down and looked at the tiger man's hand being nailed to the ground, and the chopsticks passed through the palm of his hand in a daze.

Jin Xiaopeng shook the chopsticks curiously, it was really nailed to the ground, and Yin Yin's blood was slowly flowing out.

This shake of the chopsticks, the tiger-headed man finally couldn't help it, it was really painful. Howl: "It hurts." "Really fainted.

Jin Xiaopeng was startled, it was not acting, it was real.

Zhang Haoran picked up Jin Xiaopeng and walked to the door of the restaurant, and didn't forget to say hello to the cashier girl: "Hi." ”

The cashier girl has long been out of line. It wasn't until Zhang Haoran and the two of them went out of the door that their brains came back to their senses and hurriedly replied, "Hi." ”

The backs of the two of them are gone.