Jin Xiaopeng looked at Zhang Haoran like a new acquaintance, and asked, "Give me an explanation." ”

Zhang Haoran squinted and said, "What do you say?" ”

Jin Xiaopeng said: "Pretend, you continue to pretend, when will you do these kung fu, picking leaves and flying flowers, wearing poplars in a hundred steps, long eyes behind the head, flying eaves and walking on the wall, pointing where to fight, and taking the first ...... in thousands of troops." ”

Zhang Haoran hurriedly intercepted the conversation and said, "What and what." Also fly the eaves and walk the wall, take the first level such as exploring the bag and taking things, now is the rule of law society, don't be so good for the second. ”

Secondary two, you are only secondary two, Jin Xiaopeng's brain is a little down. The picture just now was substituted into the color of acting, and now in retrospect, this Nima does not conform to the conservation of energy in physics, and it also violates the principles of mechanics, a fire skin can knock down a person.

The TV series can be performed randomly, and a Weiya can also fly around, the female protagonist falls at every turn, and the male protagonist flies over and hugs him, turning a few times in slow motion, staring at each other. What is added is that the lips touch, and then there is no then, the ending is known, a game and a dream, after a lot of hardships, it is finally complete.

But this is not a TV series, it is a real thing that happens in front of you, there are no special effects, no Wia, and no scenes of men and women turning in circles. The chopsticks are really piercing, and the burning skin really knocked down the big man.

Jin Xiaopeng was still immersed in just now: It's really not acting, but where did Zhang Haoran's kung fu come from? I've been together in college for 4 years, and I've never seen or heard of Zhang Haoran's kung fu.

Seeing Zhang Haoran's indifferent look, he said: "Tell me, why didn't I know that you had this horizontal kung fu, did you have a master?" Introductory, I also learn a few hands. ”

Zhang Haoran felt that this debasement felt good, although he had no mana, the bead in the brain nucleus still kept surprising him, and the abilities he obtained were far beyond ordinary people.

Looking at Jin Xiaopeng, who had been asking himself, he said: "You are only practicing horizontally, I am born, I have no master, it is natural, not adulterated." ”

How could Jin Xiaopeng believe this set of rhetoric: "Edit, editor, you continue to make up, the ghost only believes, remember that you can't wrestle with me with your small body, and now you can be so powerful?" Born? You don't have a master? Is it possible? ”

A series of interrogative sentences, Zhang Haoran didn't know how to answer, and pondered for a while: "Let's try again?" ”

"Try what?" Jin Xiaopeng had too many questions, and he didn't care about one more question: "What do you mean?" ”

"Wrestle your wrists." After Zhang Haoran finished speaking, he put his right hand to his mouth, blew it, and said nonchalantly: "Cut, have you heard of it, Shibei should be impressed for three days, who is afraid of whom." ”

The two of them returned to the small restaurant, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw two big men, tiger head and gecko, bandaging each other's wounds, one palm and the other foot, clumsy movements, looking funny. But the tables, chairs and floors were clean. The chef and the cashier girl hid aside, looking at these two people in fear, after all, they were two ruthless gangsters, although Zhang Haoran left his words, after all, everyone went out, who knows if these two ruthless people are obedient, don't spread their anger into the small restaurant, this is an uncomfortable thing.

Seeing Zhang Haoran and Jin Xiaopeng going and returning, the two big men with tiger heads and geckos, hurriedly stood up and said: "Uncle, we have all cleaned up, you take a look, it is not suitable, let's continue to rectify." ”

Zhang Haoran complained in his heart: It's an uncle again, I'm only 23 years old, why did I become an uncle. couldn't help but say coldly: "Am I so old, I am still an uncle, your whole family is an uncle." ”

The two big men of the tiger head and gecko, nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and kept nodding and saying: "Yes, yes, what the uncle said is right, our whole family is the uncle." ”

The cashier girl couldn't help it, laughed out loud, and hurriedly covered her mouth, and a cook on the other side, her shoulders shook non-stop, desperately holding back her laughter, and finally shouted: "I can't stand it." I'm the first to talk. After saying that, he slipped into the stove, and after a while, there was a suppressed laughter of "snort".

Jin Xiaopeng is also trying to pretend to be serious, and he has already laughed in his heart, are these two funny reincarnations? Zhang Haoran seems to have been taken away, but the tiger head gecko was also reincarnated?

"Alright, you two did a good job with the first one, and you remembered the second and third?" Zhang Haoran, the only one who didn't laugh, said: "Didn't remember? Tell you again? ”

The gecko man hurriedly said, "Remember, remember." Remember, second, don't harass girls in this area, and third, if you don't do it, the next time you meet, let the two of you go directly to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book. ”

"Huh? Repeater mode? Zhang Haoran frowned.

The tiger-headed man said to the gecko man's chestnut, "It's you who go to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book." ”

"Huh?" Zhang Haoran didn't let go of his slightly frowning brows, his fingers moved, staring at the tiger-headed man.

"Uncle, I was wrong, no, it was the two of us who were wrong, it was the two of us who went to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book." The sweat beads of the tiger-headed man burst into his head, and he quickly explained.

This uncle is too picky, and he almost made him want to do it at all, and he will stay away from him in the future, so don't look at him. The tiger-headed man thought with palpitations.

Zhang Haoran looked at them quite sincerely, although he was still screaming as an uncle, anyway, he was not an uncle, just let them scream, but as everyone knows, meeting the three generations should be a soft statement.

Zhang Haoran loosened his brows and waved his hand: "Okay, let's go, go to the hospital to deal with the wounds." After speaking, he took out his wallet, took out a few red banknotes, and handed them to the tiger head and gecko.

The tiger head gecko is two big men, where dare to accept it, and the head shakes like a rattle.

Zhang Haoran said: "Huh? ”

The tiger-headed man hurriedly grabbed the red banknote and said, "Thank you, uncle, thank you." "Helped each other and walked away.

It's still uncle, hey, it's gone.

A room full of people was stunned, what kind of operation is this, hit a pole and give a sweet date?

Zhang Haoran pulled Jin Xiaopeng and said, "Come on, break your wrists." ”

Jin Xiaopeng turned around and said, "You are all uncles, I will rectify you today." ”

Set up the stool, set up the table, hold hands together, and pose.

The two said in unison: "1, 2, 3,." "Fighting each other, the arms and even the neck are bursting out of the muscles.

The result? Why is it still deadlocked, come on, handsome guy. The cashier girl who was watching the battle from afar really hoped that Zhang Haoran could win, and the burning skin beating people made a deep impression on her, and there were little stars shining in her eyes.

Jin Xiaopeng sneered, pressed his wrist with all his strength, and pressed Zhang Haoran's wrist on the table.

Zhang Haoran was surprised, what about my special function, why is there no more?

The brain nucleus beads flashed, and he smiled: "It can only be used in righteous places and life-threatening, so let's experience it slowly." ”

What is justice, and what standards are there? The things of the pit people, Zhang Haoran was just about to ask, but the beads were no longer there.

Jin Xiaopeng was proud, the cashier girl was disappointed, Zhang Haoran was surprised, and he was all over the place.