Chapter 197: The Jade Emperor was stunned
Outside the house, Erlang God, who was waiting, couldn't help but be confused, how could he hear the sound of grinding his teeth and eating......
"Is it difficult?"
Thinking of this, Erlang was decided, and hurriedly ran to the house, while banging on the door that was closed by Zhu Bajie.
"Zhu Bajie, get out of here!"
"Erlang God, don't worry, I'm inviting the Great God of Jiuluo!"
Hearing this, Erlang God was speechless for a while, Zhu Bajie was really shameless to the extreme, "No, you can't let Zhu Bajie eat his own peaches!"
Thinking about it, Erlang God hurriedly used his strength again, and was about to crash towards the door.
But just then, the door opened.
Erlang God's sudden collision immediately knocked Zhu Bajie, who opened the door for Erlang God, to the ground, and the two of them hugged each other at the same time.
"Erlang God, what are you going to do, my old pig doesn't do it!"
"What's that?"
"It's nothing, can you start with my old pig first, lying together like this, will it make others misunderstand!"
"By the way, Zhu Bajie, what about your peach?"
"Ahem, I have already dedicated to the god of Jiuluo just now, and he said that he will contact you soon. ”
"Really?"
"Of course, my old pig never lies!"
However, Erlang God looked at the little peach skin that was still sticking to the corner of Zhu Bajie's mouth, and couldn't help rolling his eyes a little, "Are you sure Zhu Bajie?"
"Nonsense, it's all said, my old pig never lies, and the god of Jiuluo is very happy about the peach you dedicated to him!"
"Zhu Bajie, it's dirt!"
Erlang God looked at Zhu Bajie and said, he really couldn't stand it, and he rushed towards Zhu Bajie with a dense fist like a storm.
Three minutes later, Erlang God sat on the chair leisurely and said, "Zhu Bajie, if you don't let the Great God of Jiuluo contact me again, then don't blame my subordinates for being ruthless, alas~"
"Don't, don't mind, Erlang God, I'm wrong, I'll contact Jiuluo God immediately, but whether I can contact it, I really don't know. ”
After that, Zhu Bajie, who was beaten to a pig's head worse than a pig's head, hurriedly used his divine sense to contact Mo Fei, "Jiuluo God, why do you ignore me?"
But at this time, Mo Fei, who was sleeping heavily, had time to take care of Zhu Bajie, although he heard the QQ prompt sound, but he just threw the mobile phone aside, and continued to fall asleep.
Jingtan Temple, Zhu Bajie, who was waiting for Mo Fei's reply, was also confused, why did the great god of Jiuluo ignore himself today, could it be that it was really because of the late payment of merit?
But thinking of Jiuluo's reward for his merits just now, Zhu Bajie felt that Jiuluo was definitely not the kind of person he thought.
After all, people are not great gods, how can they be so small-bellied.
And Erlang God looked at Zhu Bajie, his eyes were also full of disdain, it seems that to deal with Zhu Bajie, who only knows how to eat, he still has to use violence to talk to him, which is a pure waste of time.
After thinking about it, Erlang God picked up the spicy strips taken out by Zhu Bajie, ate them slowly, and said at the same time: "You hurry up for me, hurry up and invite the great god of Jiuluo to come here!"
"I'm in touch!"
Just as Zhu Bajie finished speaking, a figure suddenly fell from the sky and landed in front of Erlang God and Zhu Bajie.
She is none other than Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Bodhisattva, why are you here?" Erlang God, who was resting on the chair, saw Guanyin Bodhisattva who had gone and returned, and said with a confused face.
"It's Erlang God, I'm here to lecture to the Buddha of the Eight Precepts. ”
"Oh, then I am honored to be able to listen to your old man Guanyin give me a lecture today. ”
Listening to Erlang God's words, Guanyin felt helpless for a while, couldn't this guy hear that he was trying to drive people away, he was really drunk......
"Erlang God, I said, I only give lectures to people in Buddhism, of course, if you can join Buddhism, I am still happy to give you a lecture. ”
"Don't, don't mind, Guanyin Bodhisattva, you still tell Zhu Bajie!" After that, Erlang God glanced at Zhu Bajie with a little meaning, and then hurriedly took the spicy strips and was about to rush away.
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Erlang God, and it turned out to be like this, and he suddenly blocked in front of Erlang God, and then said: "Did you take something more?" ”
"No, Master Guanyin. ”
"yes, so what's on your hands?"
"This ......"
"Okay, you put down the spicy strips and leave. ”
"I ......" Erlang God looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, after all, his face was full of grievances, and he couldn't beat it, what can he say, put down the spicy strip and go......
However, watching Erlang God eat deflated Zhu Bajie was a burst of joy, people are good at being bullied, and pigs are good at being ridden by gods, thanks to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
However, Guanyin Bodhisattva's next sentence made Zhu Bajie's egg hurt, "Bajie, do you still have spicy strips?"
I'm ......
"Sister Guanyin, you just took away all my instant noodles, and now you want to take away my old pig's spicy noodles?"
Hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva was also stunned, why did she listen to Zhu Bajie's words, it seemed that she had become a big villain......
"Zhu Bajie, am I as bad as you say?"
"No, no, how could it be!"
Of course, he said no, in fact, Zhu Bajie's heart is still very painful for Guanyin Bodhisattva, he only has such a little belongings left, if he is robbed by Guanyin Bodhisattva again, what else can he have left? !
However, at this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva spoke again, "I didn't expect you to have so many instant noodles in Bajie!" Guanyin Bodhisattva, who had just counted it, said happily.
"Then, what's that, Sister Guanyin, I want to, can you let me go first?"
Hearing Zhu Bajie's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva was also speechless for an instant, "Bajie, you won't be slamming the door and don't want to give me instant noodles, right?"
"Of course...... No, I'm extremely loyal to Sister Guanyin, but my old pig really wants to, Sister Guanyin, you can wait a while. ”
After that, Zhu Bajie no longer paid attention to Guanyin, and rushed to the toilet without saying a word, as if the toilet could help him get rid of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Outside the door, Erlang God, who was still waiting for the two of them, collapsed a little, half an hour had passed, why hadn't Guanyin Bodhisattva come out yet......
"My spicy strips!"
And at the same time, the fairy world, the Lingxiao Treasure Palace. The Queen Mother said helplessly: "Jade Emperor, why are you paying attention to a Zhu Bajie, you might as well pay attention to me if you have time!"
"Queen Mother, don't make trouble, just now I suddenly felt that Erlang God and Guanyin Bodhisattva actually went to the Jingtan Temple at the same time, do you think they will have something to hide from me secretly?"
"Probably not, Erlang God is your relative, and he has been entrusted with important tasks by you, so it's unlikely......" (To be continued.) )