"How is it impossible, it is difficult to prevent thieves day and night, for a relative like Erlang God, I just have the mentality of using it and guarding him at the side, after all, I once imprisoned his sister in Huashan, this guy must be dissatisfied with me!"

Listening to the words of the Jade Emperor, the Queen Mother couldn't help but feel helpless, "Since you let him be the true monarch of Erlang Xiansheng, why should you doubt him, maybe people really just have something." ”

"What's the matter, why do you need Guanyin Bodhisattva and Zhu Bajie to be together at the same time to solve it, this Erlang God must have a ghost!"

After that, the Jade Emperor ignored the dissuasion of the Queen Mother and hurriedly calculated the hexagram. But...... At this time, he spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and he couldn't count it......

When the Queen Mother saw the Jade Emperor vomiting blood, she also hurried to the Jade Emperor's side, and then said worriedly: "Jade Emperor, are you okay?"

"Rest assured, Queen Mother. It's just that I didn't expect that even I couldn't figure out what Erlang God was going to do, there really was a ghost!"

"Jade Emperor, please take a look at who the object is before you calculate the hexagram, in addition to Erlang God in the Jingtan Temple, there is also Guanyin Bodhisattva, you and her are the same order, how can you calculate the ......"

"But ......"

"Don't be, Jade Emperor, I'll tell you a story!"

It is said that one day the demon king captured a princess, but the princess screamed.

The Demon King said: "If you cut your throat, no one will come to save you!"

The princess said: "Break your throat and break your throat"

No one is humane: "Princess, I'm here to save you!"

The demon king said: "Say Cao Cao Cao and Cao Cao will arrive." ”

Cao Cao said: "Demon King, what are you telling me to do?"

The Demon King said: "Wow, see the ghost"

The ghost said: "Damn! was discovered......

Lean: "Ghost, you can see me"

The Demon King said, "Oh, MyGod!"

God said, "Who called me?"

Who said: "No one called you!"

There is no humanity: "How can I have it?"

Garlic said: "Who is pretending to be me?"

Who: "You're looking for trouble!"

Troubled: "Which one is looking for me?"

Which one said: "Looking for you? I didn't have it, there are a lot of people here!"

Many people said, "I've just arrived...... Who are you?"

Which one said: "I am not who I am." ”

Who said: "He's not me!"

The princess said, "Are you all here to save me?"

Everyone said: "I'm not here to save you, I'm here to see the excitement." ”

"What do I have to look at?"

God said, "It's none of my business, let's go first." ”

The demon king said: "You answer a question and then leave, why are so many people saving the princess?

went down and said: "You good demon king don't do it, what are you doing with me?"

The princess said: "If there is no one to play the demon king, I can leave!"

No one is humane: "If I play the demon king, how can I let you go"

How can he say: "I won't let the princess go, I want to see the excitement." ”

"What do you want me to do?"

What said: "You actually want to "fuck" me?

You actually said, "How can I have it?"

I said, "What's the matter with me?"

Demon King: "Damn! I'm going crazy."

Lean: "What are you shouting at me for!"

Crazy said, "What do you want me to do?"

You want me to say, "I don't know anything!"

I didn't say anything: "I don't know!"

I don't know, "I'm here! Is someone calling me?"

Someone: "I didn't call you." ”

I didn't: "Who called him?"

Who: "I didn't have it!"

I didn't: "I didn't wrong you."

You: "I don't dare." ”

Forgive you: "Who said I wouldn't dare?!"

Who: "Please, I didn't say anything!"

I didn't have anything: "What do you want me to say?"

I didn't say anything: "Aren't you my long-lost brother?"

My long-lost brother: "If you take my name for so long, you will be called."

Ahh

Who: "I'm going to get out of this place of right and wrong!"

Right or wrong: "So this is my territory"

I didn't have anything: "Don't make any noise about Allah talking"

Don't make a noise: "I'm not talking."

I didn't: "I didn't speak!"

I don't do anything: "Go Alaa and talk outside"

Go: "People are embarrassed"

I didn't have anything: "It's your, it's flashing......" (the two brothers walked out angrily)

It's your: "Why did you drive me away?"

Why: "I didn't want to drive you away, don't cry." ”

I didn't: "Oh, what's the matter with me again?"

What's the matter with me: "What? Did anyone call me?"

Someone: "Who is going to call you......."

Who: "I'm really leaving!!"

Go: "People are really embarrassed" (not to the ground)

Isn't it your: "Aren't you my cousin?"

What's the matter with me: "Cousin, long time no see......"

Long time: "I'm not here?"

Demon King: "Are you finished?!"

"He didn't have me." ”

You: "I don't have him." ”

I said, "Who said that?"

Who: "What did you tell me to do!?"

"You actually want to ****?"

You: "I won't ****." ”

I said, "Who says I won't?"

Who: "Wronged! I didn't say ......"

Say, "Do you want me to do it?"

"You two are so shameless!"

You two: "I want!

Face: "Who wants me?"

Who: "I don't want it!"

Demon King: "Hurry up, besides, I'm going to kill someone!"

Someone: "Chase me?"

K: "Who's looking for me?"

Who: "Ahh

Him: "Don't K me. ”

Me: "Who wants me?"

Who: "Finally let me find one, kill it......"

One: "Don't arrest me!"

Me: "I've had enough, whoever mentions my name again, I will never let you go!"

Who: "Look at my eighteen palms of dragon descending!"

Me: "Look at my Nine Yin White Bone Claw!"

Eighteen Palms of the Descending Dragon: "What do I have to look at?"

Nine Yin White Bone Claw: "What do I have to look at?"

What to look at: "Brother, I finally found you!"

What's so good-looking: "Brother, let's go out and talk." ”

Demon King: "Damn, this is a confession meeting."

Since then, the Demon King has really suffered from schizophrenia......

The Jade Emperor listened to the words of the Queen Mother for a long time, and he was also confused for a while, what is this trying to express? Also, is it so funny?!

But just when the Jade Emperor was confused, the Queen Mother smiled and said, "Hahahaha, isn't it funny Jade Emperor? Don't you think you are very similar to that demon king!" )