In the beautiful and rich continent of Contense, there is such a beautiful legend.

Whenever a beautiful princess is in trouble, there will always be a prince on a white horse and dressed in ten thousand rays of light to come to the rescue, defeat the evil dragon or monster, and live happily with the princess ever since.

As the princess's personal lady-in-waiting, Elena has heard Princess Irabella tell different versions of the prince's story since she was a child!

At that moment, her heart suddenly beat very hard, and her little face was irrepressibly red, and such a scene appeared in her mind.

A white and noble unicorn, a knight prince with a spear in his hand, and a cloak behind him rattling. Handsome and charming face, deep and bottomless eyes.......

At the right time, the sun shone from the direction of the trees, and it seemed to be colorful, and the dazzling was almost impossible to oblige the eyes.

"Let go of that girl!"

What a domineering roar, it seems to have a hint of an evil smile.

..........

It turns out that the one who can save the princess is not necessarily riding a white horse.

He can also drive an excavator!

The moment a steel monster, spitting black smoke and roaring unbridledly, appeared in her field of vision.

Elena felt like her world was collapsing.

.........

Yifeng doesn't think so.

He thinks today's appearance is very shocking and very stylish!

First, a lewd goblin jumped out. This teasing made everyone tremble, and when they leaned forward and backwards, their spirits must be relaxed to the extreme.

At this time, his appearance is so gorgeous and shining, and he will definitely shock everyone's eyes.

So far, Yifeng is satisfied with its results.

At the very least, those orcs are stupid!

The jaw of the leader was about to drop, and his speech began to tie knots.

"This, what kind of monster is this!"

In order to impress the princess the most, in order to achieve the maximum effect.

Yifeng smiled wickedly.

"Have you ever heard of the Eight Methods of Stir-frying?"

The eight methods of stir-frying are the secrets of Lan Xiang's coaches. Legend has it that every coach of Lanxiang can use the excavator like a spatula to stir-fry, hence the name "Eight Methods of Stir-frying".

It's strange that at such a moment, Yifeng's ears seemed to sound the roar of his coach.

"The so-called eight methods of stir-frying. It's nothing more than shoveling, flipping, shaking, pushing, knocking, chipping, shifting, and grinding! You have to think of yourself as a chef, you use the body as a spatula, and the whole earth is a cauldron!"

Obviously, as the orcs of the "sling", their usual meals are nothing more than cooking meat in a big pot, and they don't understand such advanced cooking techniques.

So, Yifeng felt the need to teach them.

"See, learn a little, this is called a shovel!"

While laughing, Yifeng pushed the joystick, the engine roared, and a few orcs who couldn't dodge were pushed to the tree by the huge bucket, and they couldn't live.

"It's called shaking!"

As soon as the bucket shook, several orcs who were shoveled into the car bucket waved their hands in mid-air and screamed wildly.

..........

Not seeing the prince on a white horse, Princess Ilabella was visibly disappointed.

When she saw this monster with strange smoke tossing orcs in the air like a toy, she didn't have any joy in her heart, but a little fear.

Especially when I saw Yifeng and his murderous use of that huge bucket to knock the orc's head a few times, the orc's eyes began to circle, and when they spun in place, the monster did not let them go, but crushed them all the way, leaving a mess of minced meat.

"It's called grinding!

The loudspeaker also heard the monster's hideous laughter.

Such an evil monster cannot be defeated!

"Run! This monster is terrible! It can't be defeated!"

When the orc's huge mace hits the bucket and only a spark emerges, and the creature made of its own fine iron bends into a zigzag, and when the arrow that is released can only leave a white spot on the transparent crystal-shaped window, the collapse of the orcs is inevitable!

I don't know who roared in such horror, and the orcs were immediately scattered as birds, and soon disappeared, leaving only a trail of yellow smoke behind their buttocks, and stumps all over the ground.

In fact, it wasn't just the orcs who almost collapsed.

Princess Irabella felt like she was about to break down.

Her legs trembled, and she almost fell off her horse.

Especially when I saw the monster's ears branched out, a short-haired young man with black hair and black eyes jumped out of his ears, and he opened his arms to himself from afar, and said with a smile.

"Beautiful Highness, as a warrior who defeated the orcs, do you think you should give a warm hug?"

She could no longer hold the horse's belly, and fell headlong.

............

As an older maid, Elena was a little bolder, though her pale face and trembling lips betrayed her fear.

But she still got off the horse tremblingly, and asked with the courage to ask.

"What are you, the monsters, and are you here to save us?"

A large abrupt head burrowed in front of her, and the obscene goblin was still a little shy with a hint of blush, and twisted a few times.

"As a servant of the warrior who saved the princess, shouldn't you show it and give a warm hug?"

Yelena's eyes rolled over, her body went limp, and she also fell.

In the haze, I only heard such conversations.

"Huh, why did it all fall?"

This is that lewd goblin.

"Needless to say, it must be that the teacher is extremely handsome, and the incomparably stylish appearance surprises them too much, and they are too excited for a while!"

Enough stinky fart!

People who are with monsters are really not a good thing!

Is he and the princess going to fall into the hands of these two evil guys?

God, save poor Elena and Her Highness the Princess!

.........

Once again, Yelena's speculation was not wrong.

When she woke up, she found herself lying on a soft grass.

The two despicable and shameless fellows were circling around Her Royal Highness the Princess, and the whispering of the two of them was heard in their ears.

"Shiram, where do you think this princess will hide the money? Brother rummaged through the saddle, but he didn't find the money bag!"

"Look at the boots, and the inner thighs, I've heard that a lot of human women like to tie some gadgets to their thighs, like daggers or something! Maybe it's gem-encrusted?"

.........

Damn, it's an evil monster!

Have you ever seen a knight who saved the princess and then scavenged for gold?

Suddenly, Yelena's eyes widened!

Please, that's Her Royal Highness the Princess!

Now the only princess under the knee of His Majesty Edward of the Atlantan Empire!

How can you take off the princess's boots!

This is nothing short of blasphemy!

An insult to the entire empire of Atlanta!

Yelena shouted in her heart.

She wanted to roar, but when she looked at the huge monster that roared to herself, the dark-haired man in the strange yellow helmet (hard hat) and loose yellow clothes (uniform), and a goblin muttering beside him, she wisely covered her mouth.

Your Royal Highness, don't blame Elena, that evil guy is too scary!

But soon, Yelena couldn't keep her composure.

Damn it!

That's the dream girl of the youth of the entire Atlantic Empire!

You dare to lift the princess's skirt, not to mention the little butts of others, and a pair of big hands touched the princess's thighs!

"Stop, how dare you offend Her Highness the Princess?"

Finally mustering up her courage, Elena yelled.

Not finding anything of value, Yifeng pointed to his nose in surprise.

"You mean us?"

Immediately, he jumped up in a rage.

"What offense? Do you think my brother would be interested in this kind of match girl?"

"You're insulting my brother's taste!"

A pair of thief eyes glanced at Yelena unceremoniously, and Yifeng touched her smooth chin with bad intentions.

"Looking for a girl, I want to find a plump one like you!"

Yelena covered her full chest in horror and horror.

But before he could finish speaking, the goblin also jumped up and spread his arms in front of Elena.

"No, Master, how can you do that?"

Fortunately, this goblin looks very obscene, and it is quite good not to think about it!

Elena gasped for breath.

But soon she became nervous again.

Because the goblin leaned in front of him with a lewd smile on his face, and rubbed his paws.

"Master, I'm interested in this! This maid should be given to the disciple!"

Elena: ".........."

"Damn, what did you just say?"

Before Yifeng could stop the goblin's obscene behavior, a heavy shout came from under him.

Turning his head sharply, he happened to meet the angry eyes of Her Royal Highness the Princess.

"Can you tell me, what is a matchgirl?"

(PS: Yelena: Help! If you don't give tickets and collect, then the villain Yifeng will be rude to the princess!)