Chapter 5 Fairy tales are all lies!
Once again, the facts have been proven.
Whether it is the noble and elegant princess, or the female tyrannosaurus with a flame in her nose.
As long as you hear the word "match girl",
I can't help but have my combat power skyrocketing by a million times!
That's what is happening now.
The two heroes who were still majestic and invincible just now, and the orcs who were looking for teeth all over the ground are now tightly curled up in the cockpit of the excavator, hugging each other and trembling!
And Her Royal Highness the Princess, who was as weak and delicate as a little white flower just now, was carrying her boots violently and knocking on the glass window vigorously.
"Women are terrible! Thankfully the windows are tempered!"
Yifeng had palpitations and looked afraid.
Goblin Hillam nodded knowingly.
"Say, who is the matchgirl!"
Obviously, Her Royal Highness was simply outraged by this title.
Indeed, as any woman, she can't help but be angry when she hears others say that she is a match girl, and this behavior of Her Royal Highness the Princess can be said to be a model of elegance.
Our Royal Highness Princess Irabella has bushy, slightly curly blonde hair!
has a delicate little face that can be broken by blowing bombs and is popular among thousands of people,
There is also a small and slightly shrugged nose and sexy little lips that are as delicate as flowers.
She is the darling of the Atlantan royal family, and she is the dream girl of the youth of the Atlanta Empire.
But the problem is that she's only twelve years old, so she's flat-chested.
Of course, at this time, Yifeng will not point this out.
He and the goblin shook their heads quickly, pointing in the direction of Yelena through the glass window, and said in unison.
"Your Highness, I heard you wrong!
As a result, in the next second, the furious Yelena also joined the battle group with her shoes on her shoulders.
Women can't be provoked, especially women who are in a state of rage.
They often lose their minds, dare to say anything, dare to do anything.
Now, our Yelena is undoubtedly such a woman.
If the several-inch-long, sharp heels that she and the princess carried in their hands made Yifeng shudder, then the words in her mouth were as powerful as nuclear weapons.
"Your Royal Highness Princess, Elena just saw these two guys take off your shoes!"
She didn't think it was a big deal, and she opened her mouth to fan the wind and light the ghost fire.
"Say, what are you doing with the princess's shoes?"
Princess Irabella knocked more diligently, like a tireless woodpecker.
If taking off Her Royal Highness's shoes and playing with Her Royal Highness's small feet can only be regarded as blasphemy, then those who lift the princess's skirt and mop the princess's thighs can simply become the public enemy of all male citizens of the Atlantic Empire.
Immediately, Yifeng was in a hurry, waving his hand at Yelena vigorously, and almost knelt down to pray, if not for the fear of the shiny heel.
Yifeng stared at Yelena's lips with an almost pleading gaze.
But Yelena was even more proud.
"Her Royal Highness the Princess, just now Elena saw this kid and lifted ~~~"
The voice stopped abruptly, and suddenly Elena realized that her fate would not be much better if she had seen these two lewd fellows lift her highness's skirts without stopping them.
"Lift what?"
The beautiful princess rolled her big beautiful eyes in confusion.
"Lift the saddle!"
Yifeng agreed quickly.
"Say, what are you doing with the saddle?"
Without thinking, Erabella began to beat frantically again, like an angry lioness.
Are fairy tales really all deceitful?
What about the model of a good lady?
Yifeng rubbed his nose in annoyance and smiled bitterly.
"Your Royal Highness the beautiful princess, don't you feel hungry after knocking for so long?"
This sentence is true, I ran for dozens of miles all the way, was frightened, and beat for so long, Princess Ilabella's originally delicate body was a little unbearable, especially after being reminded by Yifeng.
She felt limp, and the boots in her hands seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and she couldn't lift any energy. She bent over her knees, gasping for air.
"What does hunger have to do with lifting the saddle?"
Seeing the Yifeng who successfully brought the princess into the ditch, the color of distress became even stronger. He shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands.
"What can you do! Of course you're looking for food! I don't know if you're hungry or not, but my brother knows very well that I've been busy all morning, and my brother hasn't eaten yet!"
Just in time, there was a thunderclap in Irabela's abdomen, and a flush appeared on Her Royal Highness's face.
"Yes, Princess Ben is hungry too! Elena, have we brought anything to eat?"
Elena woke up from a dream, twisting the corners of her clothes uneasily.
"Your Highness, we are fleeing for our lives. Didn't you throw away everything that wasn't necessary?"
The crisis was lifted, and the goblin Hilem pulled the car door and jumped out, licking his lips and screaming excitedly.
"Don't be afraid! It's not a bunch of food here! It's still fresh meat!"
He pointed to a pile of minced meat that had been run over by an excavator.
Vomit~~
A burst of vomiting!
Not only the two ladies were like this, but even Yifeng held his knee with one hand and unceremoniously chiseled the goblin with the other.
"Shut up, is this what people eat?"
"We goblins can eat anything!"
Hilam still wanted to distinguish something, looked at Yifeng's face, and also kept silent.
The princess, who had vomited for a while, finally recovered, her long eyelashes fluttered, and a pair of big eyes began to look at Yifeng's face suspiciously.
"What does this have to do with finding food and taking off your shoes?"
"Look for gold coins! Shiram heard that humans like to hide valuable things in their boots!"
Looking at the long, pointy heels of the princess's boots that never gave up, Hilam reacted quickly.
"Yes, Your Highness the beautiful princess!"
Yifeng nodded, and began to habitually rub his fingers.
"It seems that the only way to find food is to find a town! Excuse me, your Royal Highness the beautiful princess, don't you think that you should not be paid for saving a big man like you?"
According to the unwritten rules of the Constance Continent, even if it is an exchange of prisoners, a large ransom must be paid, let alone saving the princess?
Irabella wasn't surprised, she now felt that it would be better to get away from these two seemingly bad guys as far away.
"How much do you need?"
Here, Elena suddenly felt that her whole world had collapsed!
Being able to save Her Royal Highness the princess is something that many young people in the Atlanta Empire dream of?
These two guys even want a gratuity!?
And you still look so arrogant!?
God, just come to Dao Lei and hack Elena to death!
However, more shocking is yet to come.
Yifeng smiled all over his face and spread out a slap.
"Your Royal Highness the princess, five thousand gold coins is not a lot!"
"Five thousand!"
Yelena's eyes were about to burst out.
"You might as well grab it!"
Yifeng face board.
"Look at how you talk, robbery can be so profitable, unless, you think that this noble princess is not worth so much money!"
Whether Her Royal Highness the Princess is worth anything or not is really hard to discuss.
But obviously, our princess thinks that she must be far more than that, and she still takes advantage of it!
Irabella was quick to agree.
"Yelena, see how much money we have left?
Yelena was at a loss, and her voice was like a mosquito.
"Your Highness, you have lost your purse!"
"It's okay, it's okay!"
Yifeng smiled brighter and pointed to the shiny headband on the princess's head.
"Here you go!"
Without thinking, the princess untied her headband, and her soft blonde hair rippled over her shoulders like a waterfall. The princess frowned slightly, and threw her into Yifeng's arms in disgust.
Yifeng grinned and took a bite of the headband, nodding very satisfied.
"Yes! It's worth a thousand gold coins!"
It's only a thousand!
Yamana's heart was stirring.
You unscrupulous guy, you really dare to shout!
This headband, not to mention the manual cost of the master craftsman of Kyoto, the material of these gold and gemstones alone is far more than a thousand gold coins!
Yifeng's thief eyes began to glance at the princess's neck again.
Erabella was very knowledgeable, quickly untied the necklace, glanced at it reluctantly, and gritted her teeth and handed it over.
"That's enough!"
Yifeng smiled like a dog's tail flower, and Xi Meimei took it, but her head shook quickly.
"This can be worth 2,000!
In an instant, Yelena burst into tears.
The story is really deceitful!
In addition to knights, there are also demons who can save the princess!
This demon not only took off the princess's boots, but also looked at the princess's ass!
You can even extort a ransom from the princess!
Just listen to Princess Ilabella's whirring voice.
"I've given you all the stuff, what do you want?"
When a woman asks a man what you want, it's definitely not a good thing.
Immediately, Yelena felt as if she was the willow warbler who was about to be sold into the tavern by her unscrupulous father, and covered her full chest in shock and horror.
Sure enough, the goblin's ill-intentioned thief eyes glanced at him and licked his lips.
All of a sudden, Yelena's nerves collapsed, for fear that the princess would sell herself to these two obscene guys with a word.
"Isn't it good? The meaning is very simple, before we pay off, we have to follow your Royal Highness the Princess!"
Yifeng said leisurely.
Elena let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that her entire back was wet, which was uncomfortable!
(PS: Princess Ilabella: Help! That damn Yifeng dared to rob this princess, if you don't give a ticket, if you collect it, I'm going to die poor!)