As the saying goes, if you don't have diamonds, don't do porcelain work, and don't wear short skirts without gold hoops.

But our two little ancestors are naturally pretentious, and they don't accept this routine.

He didn't drill, but he did. There are no sticks, and they have to be worn hard.

Heh, don't you lift a stone to shoot yourself in the foot and pit yourself into a dungeon? Not only that, but he also took the two two fools into the pit together.

"If one day...... I have nothing to turn to. Please bury me in this dungeon......" He grabbed the railing of the cell door and sang affectionately, not forgetting to wave his hand to the next room: "Hey, friends next door, let's have a good time together!"

Hong Xiaosan'er and Sun Xiaosheng turned their heads to look, and saw that the friend next door was lying on the ground and giving his middle finger.

"Second Brother He, calm down. Save some effort......" The two of them seemed to be crying and laughing, which was very complicated. Ten days later, this will be the end of them...... Hungry like a dog.

He Gu didn't mean to stop at all, and in a blink of an eye, he went to hook up with the eldest brother who was patrolling the prison again: "Big brother! Why don't you let me go?"

......The guards patrolling the prison were speechless, because they had never seen a girl with such a big crotch.

"Big brother, how old is this year?" On the other side, He Gu relied on the fact that the guards patrolling the prison were a human race, and he ridiculed unscrupulously.

Big Brother Patrol: "......"

"Big brother, do you have a house...... I heard that the land in Sanlitun'er in Phantom City is precious, and 100,000 immortal gold is only leveled!

Big Brother Patrol: "......"

"Big brother, when are you going to get married, but you have a sweetheart......

Bang!

The prison patrol brother couldn't help it, and angrily raised the silver gun in his hand, and said angrily: "I said what do you want...... Why are everyone else quiet, and you're the only one?"

In the rear, Sun Xiaosheng and Hong Sanpang were shocked by this yell, and they shrank back and didn't dare to squeak.

He Gu was not afraid, stared at the eldest brother patrolling the prison with his half-blind eyes, and said, "It's not the first time I've come, do you need to be so angry......

He was leisurely and began to count with his fingers: "...... The year before last, you put a girl, and it is said that it has reached the point of talking about marriage. As a result, the girl was abducted by a long-eared abduction. ”

"Last year, it is said that you took a second sister and got along for more than half a year, and finally found out that the other party was actually a man!"

"And a few months ago, I heard that you made someone else's belly bigger?"

“...... It's your business!"

The prison patrol brother is speechless - what the is this!

"Tut, what the eldest brother said is angry again. I don't care about the organization and our people. Actually, there is a reluctant request......" After beating around the bush for a while, He Gu finally got to the point.

The prison patrol brother was almost kneeling on the ground, with a faint cry on his face: "What the hell do you want to say!"

"Big brother...... There's something to eat!"

"No, no!" The other long-eared patrol couldn't stand it anymore, so he stepped forward in three or two steps, and put one foot on the iron fence, and he was so frightened that he retracted his hands.

"Heh, I thought it was some kind of hard thing. He turned to the previous patrol who had talked to He Gu and pointed: "See, if you don't see it, you will have to be fierce when dealing with these goods." Don't talk to them. ”

After that, the long-eared patrol went to another area.

Smelling that there was no movement, He Gu jumped up from the ground suddenly. Grabbed the prison pole and scolded hatefully: "Long-eared grandson!

Yet, as ever, he was responded to by nothingness.

He Gu is completely used to it.

Sometimes he hates himself for not being capable, he was born to be bullied, and when he was insulted and beaten, he could only yell a few words like this, at most he would be able to use his tongue.

However, he used the Spiritual Victory Method to think about it, and scolded himself, but the other party didn't reply...... This wave is not a loss!

"Why don't you shout, you're scared?" said the prison patrol brother.

"Heh, Dad will be afraid, wait for Dad to rest enough, and then shout!" He Gu cleared his throat and said.

The eldest brother of the Terran prison looked at him with great interest, and felt that such a strange thing was also rare in three lives, and he couldn't find such an interesting slave in the whole eunuch. It's not tough, but at least optimistic. This is a precious survival capital in the racially discriminatory Zen language.

He couldn't help but say a few words of relief: "Do your job well." Although he lived a little rougher, if he didn't make a mistake, he would be accepted as a disciple by Eun Si. Life will be better in the future. ”

He Gu raised his head and looked at the eldest brother patrolling the prison with tears in his eyes, revealing a sad expression: "Work hard...... You know that we get up early and are greedy for night, and we can't eat enough and sleep warmly. Why don't you do it? It's the same person, why is there such a big difference in treatment? ”

The Terran prison patrol said, "My father is long-eared. ”

This time it was He Gu's turn to be blocked, and he immediately raised his middle finger, and said righteously: "In vain, I thought you were a powerful faction, and you became a prison patrol." I didn't think it was a daddy!"

The Terran Patrol's face turned blue: "......"

"Save your energy...... I want to help you, but I can't. If I help you, I will lose my job. ”

After a deep groan, he said softly: "Those wild mushrooms in the corner are not poisonous, if you don't feel dirty, you can eat them." ”

Hong Fatty's eyes had already been on those wild mushrooms, and he was afraid of poison, and when he heard the words of the elder brother of the prison, his spirit suddenly recovered. Before a carp pounced on the pile of mushrooms, he picked a large one.

"Mushrooms in your mouth!"

Sun Xiaosheng pounced and hurriedly stopped: "This mushroom is not clean, recruit centipedes...... It is said that there are also rat droppings......"

That being said, Sun Xiaosheng stared at these mushrooms and swallowed his saliva. I've been locked up for hours since morning, and I'm so hungry.

He Gu also walked over, and the three of them were hesitating around this pile of mushrooms.

At this moment, a refreshing aroma seeped through the cracks in the wall. He Gu immediately knew that the group of long ears had already had a feast...... The dungeon is directly above the center of the venue.

"It smells so good!"

Sun Xiaosheng smelled drooling, and he sniffed violently: "Dry-fried dragon pig tongue, fragrant and crispy, glazed loquat cake...... And braised Poseidon shrimp in oil!"

"Grass! You're enough!"

Hong Fatty's saliva couldn't stop falling, and he grabbed a handful of mushrooms and stuffed them into his mouth: "Hmm...... If you don't eat it cleanly, you won't get sick!

I have to say that Xiao Sheng's nose is very smart. Of all the slaves in the fire room, he was quite sensitive to ingredients. Everyone knows he has such a dog nose.

But He Gu has a secret that has always been hidden in his heart, that is, his own sensitivity to ingredients is higher than that of Xiao Sheng...... And to the point of being outrageous!

For example, Sun Xiaosheng can only distinguish four dishes, but He Gu can distinguish more than ten dishes. You can even discern the details.

Like the glazed loquat paste, he could smell that the crust of the pastry was mixed with egg whites, making the crust of the pastry smoother and fuller after steaming.

Another dish of dry-fried dragon pork tongue, He Gu knows that this dish adds a special secret sauce made from the heart and chili pepper as the main ingredient during the cooking process. It not only removes the fishy smell of the dragon and pig tongue, but also improves the flavor of the whole dish by several grades, which is spicy and refreshing, chewy, and has an endless aftertaste.

Smelling the wafting fragrance, He Gu's saliva couldn't stop flowing down. His sense of smell was so sensitive that it was a torment for him.

"If only I could take a bite......"

At this moment, he almost had the idea that as long as he ate a bite, he would die without regrets.

However, all this is unrealistic. These are immortal dishes, designed for immortal cultivators, if ordinary people can eat a bite, they have the divine use of purifying the marrow.

Although these little slaves of the sect have been busy preparing food, they will never have this blessing in their lifetime. The authoritarian long-eared people cut off their opportunity to enter the path of immortal cultivation.

"Day! I can't eat it in this life, so it's good to be full of eyes. He Gu stretched out his hand and touched the ceiling of the cell, but it was just a board, but there was heaven and hell up and down.

Ever since he applied the medicine, his eyes have been blurry, and everything is hazy. He looked up and stared at the ceiling with his almost half-blind eyes, as if he could see through the slabs......

Suddenly, something strange happened, and his vision suddenly became clear! What was even more terrifying was that he found that there was an eye in the place where he had touched the prison!

"Damn! what's going on......

Before He Gu could react, the objects in front of him changed. The gaze was taken to another place!--The luxurious main hall was full of luxury, and everywhere it was full of aristocratic luxury. On the neatly arranged Jin Yunan table, the delicacies of the fairy family have an attractive luster that catches the eye, and they are steaming with dizzying heat.

He Gu was shocked, he recognized at a glance that this was the main hall of this banquet! At this moment, he could see it clearly! Through the strange eyes on the ceiling, adjusting the perspective, he could see the whole picture of the entire banquet, including every corner of the gorgeous castle where this banquet was held!