Chapter 4 The Story of the Heavenly Immortals, Five Hundred Years of Bosom Friends
Recuperation is a technical job, because the half-disabled and the totally disabled are on the line. Whether you raise it well or not, this determines your lifelong destiny.
For He Erxiao's ancestor, his two eyeballs are second only to the two "dragon balls" in the lower body. But it's so important!
Although the two of them are afraid that the boss will find fault, the current situation is critical, and they really can't take care of the task at hand. As soon as he returned to the slave house, He Gu crushed the two pills and applied them to his eyes according to Bai Xiaosheng's instructions.
"What's the matter, how do you feel?" asked Hong Xiaosan'er eagerly.
He Gu felt it carefully, and after a while, he said, "...... I don't feel anything. It's not cold or spicy, it's almost the same as no compress. ”
"You won't be pitted by Baiye. Hong Fat Man said in horror.
"Damn, I don't read much, don't lie to me......" He Gu's heart suddenly burst out. He asked himself if he had lived for so many years, and he had never seen any ups and downs, but he really didn't expect that one day he would be blind.
It is said that the Emperor of Heaven is fair, and when he closes the door to people, he will open a window. But the current situation is that the other party not only has to block his window, but also clamps his head with the door.
This...... It's unjust!
"Well, I lied to you. These two pills were taken out of the jade box. It must work. ”
Hong Fat Zihu touched He Gu's head and comforted: "Besides, didn't he give us the jade box together." In case you're really blind, resell the box back when the time comes. It should be enough to support you for the rest of your life. ”
He Gu: "......"
"Are we brothers?"
Suddenly, He Gu was sitting in a precarious position.
Hong Fatzi never hesitated about this, he straightened He Gu's head to himself, and said solemnly: "Yes!"
"It's a brother......"
"It's brother, will you give me half of the money from the sale of this jade box?!" Hong Fat Man was so moved that he was about to cry, hugged He Gu tightly, and hammered him on the back: "It's worthy of being a brother! I'm going to be blind and I'm thinking about my brother, come, give you a bear hug!"
"Ahem......" He Gu was pinched and out of breath. Snap away from him. crossed his waist, very dissatisfied: "Hong Fat Man...... You're bad at learning!"
"Heh, isn't this all learned from Second Master He?" Hong Xiaosan'er said with a smile, his tone was very funny. He knew that He Gu had no score on his mouth, and if he didn't block his mouth, he would immediately be able to say a sentence that could scorch people by thunder.
So, after years of verbal warfare, he finally mastered the skill of interjecting.
"Do you think that if I am blind, I will kneel down and beg to hug your thighs with a shy face!" He Gu said solemnly.
Hong Fatzi looked at him with his eyebrows fluttering: "Isn't it?"
"Wrong!"
He Gu crossed his hands, and then his tone softened, and he hugged his fists and said: "Little brother just has a reluctant request, ask the eldest brother, borrow something!"
"What is it?" Hong Fatzi took advantage of the posture to become the eldest brother, and the righteousness of Le Ling Ran. The right foot of the horse golden knife stepped up to the bench, "snapped" and slapped his thigh, and the posture was like a rich man, as if he wanted to dedicate his life.
He Gu nodded, stretched out his hands and groped forward, and then accurately came a monkey to steal peaches, pinched Hong Fatzi's little brother, and said righteously: "Is it possible, use this dragon ball!"
"What are you going to do......" Hong Fatzi hurriedly slapped He Gu's hand away. The one in my heart collapsed.
His little brother has not been served by others except for the five-fingered girl on his left and right hands......
"It is said that by collecting seven dragon balls, you can summon a dragon god. In this way, I will be able to make a wish, and if I am blind, I may be able to give me a piece of light. He Gu said with hope.
Fat Hong: "...... Where do you see the crooked way? ”
"The story of the immortals! 500 years of bosom friends!" He Gu said without thinking.
Hong Fatman: "......"
At this moment, the slave room was broken open with a "bang", which shocked both people in the room.
"Who is coming?!" He Gu subconsciously thought that the boss was looking for fault, so he was so frightened that he fell to the ground, and his butt fell directly into eight petals.
He followed the sound and crawled over and hugged the other party's legs, touched it carefully, and cried loudly: "Oh, my boss, what kind of wind is blowing you...... We two miss you to death. ”
"I have received a complaint that someone is passive and has not completed today's task?" a shrill voice came out, very stern.
"For the organization, for the people. We are not afraid of hardship, we are not afraid of hardship. Follow the organizational plan, strive for the construction of a new socialist immortal world, and ask the adults to be clear!" He Gu hugged his legs, opened his trouser legs, and kissed his leg hair violently.
Sun Xiaosheng was disgusted, pulled his hairy leg back, kicked it back, and vomited: "Are you disgusting......
"Heh, you don't inquire, how many people beg Dad to kiss, Dad doesn't care. He Gu said, he slandered in his heart: Damn, Lao Tzu has even licked his feet, what is more disgusting than this?
He Gu was familiar with the way and felt back to the edge of the bed, sat down, and faced Sun Xiaosheng who was standing at the door. Although he is now half-blind, he is too familiar with every plant and tree in the slave house. Not a lot of space, a few broken beds, you can find your way with your eyes closed.
Sun Xiaosheng, this is one of their three-person gang of fire, and the youngest of all the slaves, it is worth mentioning that Xiaosheng and He Gu were picked up together in the same place, and the two bear children played from childhood to adulthood. The feelings are not ordinarily deep.
"Isn't there a banquet today, why do you have time to come back?" Hong Sanpang was also surprised when he saw Xiao Sheng.
"Cut! Those long-eared monsters are excessive, they are all raised by their parents. Why discriminate against us. Let's get up before dawn, make a fire and prepare food, and treat them as if they were the second uncle, and if one of them is unhappy, they will drive us all away. What kind of bird is this?"
Sun Xiaosheng spat and took a bite of nails, and said indignantly: "The dishes for this banquet today, the master will not do it!
Hearing this, He Gu's nose was sour, if he hadn't been wearing medicine, his tears would have fallen early.
He held his breath, touched Sun Xiaosheng's thin little body, hugged him to his side and hammered it a few times: "Let me tell you, we will all be locked up and confined for a while, and we won't have anything to eat for more than ten days! Are you a stupid fork!
Sun Xiaosheng couldn't help but not cry, and also learned He Gu's tone, and said sharply, "It's a stupid fork!
He Gu whimpered and bit down.
Sun Xiaosheng howled in pain: "! You really bite, the little master doesn't have a few taels of meat on his body, and it's a problem to survive for more than ten days." ”
"Lao Tzu has rough skin and thick meat, he is fat, and he is hungry for two meals. You stupid fork, you know you can't make it...... You're still coming. Hong Xiaosan'er had rich tear ducts, and he cried on the spot.
He Gusong opened his mouth, smacking his lips. Facing the fat man Hong, he continued to advocate the evil sect he had heard: "Fat man." Now that this stupid fork has joined the camp, why don't we give it a try...... Scrape together seven dragon balls, maybe you can. ”
“...... You roll. ”
Hong Xiaosan was still teary-eyed before, but now he suddenly lost his temper.
"What Dragon Ball?" Sun Xiaosheng said curiously, as he didn't know the truth.
As soon as the words fell, He Gu came forward again to steal the monkey peach, looked back at Hong Fatzi, and said proudly: "Fatty, we already have six of them now! There is still one thing left to succeed! Seven dragon balls, summon the dragon god!"
Sun Xiaosheng: "......"
Hong Sanpang: "......"
Boss: "......"
"Hey, fatty, you should have said yes!"
With doubts in my heart, I touched the pair of baby "Dragon Balls" and felt it carefully. He Gu seemed to notice something unusual, and said with great relief: "My little saint has grown up, this must be of great effect on the Dragon Ball." ”
Sun Xiaosheng slapped his face, and he couldn't bear to look at it directly: "Brother...... That's not mine. ”
There was a long silence for a moment...... He Gu let go of his hand violently, reacted almost instantly, and cold sweat instantly covered his cheeks.
The old manager at the door wanted to come and see the injury of He Gu, the little unlucky guy, but he encountered such a thing as soon as he entered the door. After a long silence, a sense of anger welled up in my heart. What he hates the most is He Gu's appearance of being a hanger.
"Bastard, are you hurt? I see you're in good spirits!" said the old manager, furious.
He Gu forcibly defended: "The manager is wrong with this. This act just now was caused by my serious injuries and delirium!"
"Are you conscious now?" the old man sneered.
He Gu explained seriously: "That's that! It is the leader's righteousness that baptizes the small one." My current mental state is like a cool breeze passing through the willows in a hot summer, and the spring breeze blowing through Ludian Lake. There is no more sober time than now...... Wise leadership!"
“...... You come less!"
The old manager was about to vomit, staring at the Gang of Three: "You three, seven days of confinement! No food! Lao Tzu made you hungry and sober!"