"San'er, I saw that you didn't eat much just now, isn't it a little unavoidable, you kid, what's so embarrassing about this, anyway, the money is spent, don't eat for nothing. After the banquet, Wang Ziyu walked out of the wing room with the uncle, and the uncle was afraid that he would not be full, so he asked as he walked.

"Uncle, I'm full, we've spent all the money for gifts, so it must not be spent in vain, we must be full." Prince Yu said with a smile, and patted his bulging little belly at the end, "Look at it, this belly is round, and it's all over." ”

"Hehe, just eat enough. The uncle smiled reassuringly, and the uncle and nephew came to the gate of the village chief's house with a smile.

"Hey, why is this car parked here, really good!" A Jinbei van was parked in front of the gate of the village chief's house, the front of the car just blocked the door, and pedestrians could only walk sideways, which was very inconvenient.

"Uncle, slow down, don't scratch your clothes, then you go back first, I'll go pee, relax, and then go home, you can go to our house with your aunt when you have time." Prince Yu greeted his uncle with a smile, and then ran to the toilet to release water.

The toilets in the countryside are basically built on the side of the gate, and the village chief's house is no exception, the toilet is on the right side of the gate, next to the pigsty, as soon as you approach, a pungent smell of pig feces will rush to your face, which is extremely sour.

Oh, this smells...... It smells so good!

The prince couldn't help but sniff, sighed in his heart, and unbuttoned his trouser belt to release the water, when a sudden scolding came from outside the gate.

"Fuck it, what kind of idiot parked here, can you drive, don't you know if it's in the way. ”

"It's not like that, this driver is fucking lacking in morality, you said it's so narrow, the dog can't get by. ”

"Fuck off, you don't fucking talk to people, don't you, don't you owe it!"

"Haha, what do you say you are squeezing in, you have to cooperate with me so actively what are you doing. ”

The voices of the three people unanimously scolded the unscrupulous driver, and one of them was reprimanded by his companion for inappropriate speech.

Who's this?

Sound familiar?

Wang Ziyu was curious, tiptoeing, picked up the wall and looked out, it turned out to be Lai Yongfeng, Zhang Yongheng, and Shi Jinbao from the same village.

All three of them were wearing black suits, black leather shoes, and the best man's label on their chests.

Lai Yongfeng is of medium height, slightly fat, 23 years old this year, and the groom Guo Sihai is a classmate, this guy looks average, a pair of small eyes and old love to look around, looks like a thief eyebrows, others are like his name, all day long, he is full of ruffians, like a laizi, and people give him the nickname "Brother Lai".

Shi Jinbao is similar to Wang Ziyu, his appearance is very distinctive, a pair of attractive ears are particularly eye-catching, in euphemistic terms, "long is really creative, life is really courageous", 20 years old this year, and Wang Ziyu is a classmate, his father is Shi Yunfeng, the militia company commander of Shantun Village.

Among the three, Zhang Yongheng is the tallest and the best-looking, one meter eight big, white and clean, very scholarly temperament, one year older than Wang Ziyu, a classmate of Yuhong's class, the two often fought when they were in elementary school, it can be said that they were rivals, his father is Zhang Liang, the head of the agricultural machinery station in Gushan Township.

Lai Yongfeng is the head of the two of them, and often takes them to do some bad things such as stealing chickens and touching dogs, molesting women, and committing adultery, but Lai Yongfeng and his father are Lai Changshan, the director of the Gushan Township Police Station, so in the end, these bad things will be turned into small things, and small things will be turned into nothing, and the villagers dare not speak out.

In addition, Lai Yongfeng's uncle, Liu Yuguo, is the deputy county magistrate of the county government in charge of agriculture, forestry and water conservancy, and is also Lai Yongfeng's biggest backer.

"Paralyzed, open a broken gold cup and come out to show off, pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, I'll let you get stuck. After Lai Yongfeng finished speaking, he raised his leg angrily and was about to kick the car.

"Eh, Brother Feng, don't kick, don't kick. Zhang Yongheng hurriedly stepped forward to stop Lai Yongfeng and stop him from kicking the car.

"If you have something to say, let it go quickly, what are you grinding!" Lai Yongfeng was a little impatient, feeling that he was a little pretending.

"Brother Feng, I heard that Director Wang of our county transportation bureau is coming to attend the wedding, this car is his special car, you can't kick it, we can't afford to provoke it." Zhang Yongheng explained solemnly.

"Grass! The director of the traffic bureau is awesome, I'll kick it, see what he can do!" Zhang Yongheng didn't say anything, but after he said this, Lai Yongfeng's strength came up, and he kicked the car door.

Bang!

Woo-woo-woo! The immobilizer of the Jinbei car rang.

", this car is equipped with an anti-theft device, what should I do?" The three of them were startled by the alarm, Zhang Yongheng looked at Lai Yongfeng with an anxious face, wanting him to make up his mind.

"Brother Feng, it seems that someone is coming out!Let's run quickly, what else do you want, it's too late if you don't run!" Shi Jinbao pulled Lai Yongfeng's arm with a panicked expression, wanting to run.

"Run a fart, look at you two little cowards, aren't you the director of the traffic bureau, my uncle is the county magistrate, as long as an order is given, the director of the traffic bureau must not be obedient, what is not fair, everything can be easily handled, besides, who let him park the car here, you know if it is in the way!" Lai Yongfeng deliberately shook his head, looking like he was coaxing.

"Come, brothers, let me go, I'll go out. Wang Ziyu watched a good show for a few minutes while peeing, and he felt bored and wanted to go home, but Lai Yongfeng and the three of them were blocked outside the gate, and he couldn't get out.

I rub!

Isn't this Huang San?

Didn't you say that this guy was killed by lightning?

Why didn't you die?

Lai Yongfeng was stunned by Wang Ziyu, Zhang Yongheng and Shi Jinbao were also dumbfounded, and the three of them all had a shocked and inexplicable expression.

"Hey, what are you guys doing, who told you to touch the car, stand there and don't move!" At this time, a young man in his twenties rushed out of the house with a roar, it seemed that he should be the driver, Wang Ziyu hurriedly hid to the side, not wanting to get angry.

Although Lai Yongfeng is very arrogant, he is not afraid of heaven and earth, and he can settle everything, but he is actually very shrewd and doesn't want to cause trouble, so he quietly wiped off the shoe prints on the car door.

"Who kicked this? Stand up for me!" After inspection, the young man found a faint trace on the car door, as well as a slight depression, and immediately pointed at Lai Yongfeng and the three of them angrily, "Let me tell you, this is the special car of Director Wang of the Transportation Bureau, and even the car of the Wang Bureau dares to kick it, I think you are really tired of being crooked." ”

Lai Yongfeng was also angry, no one in the backing township dared to scold him like this, "Who are you pointing at, you, try to point again, and your fingers will break for you." He unceremoniously pulled his fingers away, and then pointed at someone's nose and scolded, "You stinky dead machine, what are you doing!"

"Yes, there is a kind of thing where you point to another one, and you don't look at what kind of place this is, and you run here to spread wild, and you don't pee according to your own virtue. Zhang Yongheng also helped with a straight face.

"Okay! Yes, you kicked Director Wang's car, just wait for the bureau. The young man saw that Lai Yongfeng and the three of them were about to fight, and hurriedly took two steps back, and his tone of voice was still very disdainful.

"I'm rubbing! This guy is going to fuck you if you don't drag it, you won't fucking go to heaven. Lai Yongfeng grinned, and his contempt was unobstructed.

Hahaha!

Wang Ziyu couldn't help laughing when he heard this, Shi Jinbao and Zhang Yongheng also laughed, so angry that the guy gritted his teeth.

"Xiao Liu, what's going on, what are you arguing about?"

A middle-aged man with a round figure came to the scene with his hands behind his back, accompanied by the village chief Guo Dewang, and asked with a solemn face, looking a little unhappy.

"Report to Director Wang, these boys kicked your car, and the doors were deflated!" The driver looked at Lai Yongfeng and the others hatefully, and reported the situation to Director Wang angrily.

Director Wang's name is Wang Tianlai, Chinese New Year's Eve this year, medium build, gray jacket on the upper body, black slacks on the lower body, black leather shoes on his feet, slightly convex belly, combing a big back, not angry and arrogant, very leader.

Director Wang frowned and didn't speak after hearing this, this car has just been bought for less than a month, and he has to sit on and off work every day, and the special car being smashed is not helpful to slap his face, his face gradually became gloomy, and he was obviously very angry.

The reason why Director Wang Tianlai came to attend the wedding was entirely because of the village chief Guo Dewang, who was the previous head of the township and the old leader of the village head Guo Dewang.

"The old leader is really embarrassed, you see this is a trouble, I'll deal with it. The village chief Guo Dewang smiled flatteringly, turned his face but raised his eyebrows, "Say, who kicked a few of you, stand up yourself, even if you surrender." ”

"Whoever kicked it, did someone kick it? No one kicked it, and we don't know why the car rang. Lai Yongfeng said with a smile, Zhang Yongheng and Shi Jinbao echoed and said that they didn't kick.

"This car is really not parked, how can it be parked at the gate, and this still doesn't let people out." ”

"Yes, no one deliberately touches it, it's really too crowded. ”

"If this driver is not skilled, he shouldn't stop here. ”

After the banquet, the villagers gathered at the gate in twos and threes, blocked at the door and couldn't get out, and expressed their opinions one after another.

The front of the Jinbei car did block the gate, everyone can see it, Director Wang couldn't help glaring at the driver Xiao Liu, this Xiao Liu's driving skills are still not good, it seems that it is necessary to change the driver.

"Why can't you get over such a big place, don't change the topic, you kicked this car and broke it, and you have to lose money!" Xiao Liu's heart was frightened by Director Wang's eyes, and he wanted to atone for his crimes.

Lai Yongfeng and the three, you look at me, I look at you, no one thought that this car was really the special car of the director of the transportation bureau, I heard that this director Wang is likely to go further and be elected deputy county magistrate, no one wants to offend this kind of big leader, let alone offend.

"It's him, it's the car he kicked!" Lai Yongfeng's eyes rolled and he had an idea, and he pointed to Wang Ziyu who was standing next to him.

"Yes, he kicked it, I saw it!" Zhang Yongheng also pointed his gun at Wang Ziyu, and then he saw that Shi Jinbao didn't speak, so he hurriedly poked him, and Shi Jinbao also said that it was Wang Ziyu's car.

"Ouch, why do you want to rely on me! What does it have to do with me! I didn't go out, and I can't rely on me!" Wang Ziyu was angry and anxious, and he made a commotion for no reason, and he was really curious to kill the cat.

"Huang San, don't refute it, since everyone said that you kicked it, it must be you. Guo Decai, who was standing on the side, finally seized the opportunity and indiscriminately deducted pots on him, as long as the old Huang family wanted to eat deflated, he was happy in his heart.

"Haha, I don't think this kid is sneaky is a good thing, and he dares to kick the director's car, he should really let him squat on the fence. Seeing that the prince Yu was at a loss, this could make Shi Sanle, who was watching the excitement, choke enough, and stood aside and said small words.

"That Xiao Liu, if you look at how much it will cost to repair the car?" Guo Dewang saw that the villagers were gathering more and more, and they were all blocked at the gate, for fear that the situation would expand, so he hurriedly found a way to solve the matter.

"This depression is the size of the palm of a hand, and it costs 1,000 yuan to say the least. The driver, Xiao Liu, replied expressionlessly.

"Huang San, I'll give you this money first, and then ask your dad to send an IOU over when I go back, I know. The village chief Guo Dewang waved his sleeves and said hypocritically.

"What? Why should I pay for it! I didn't kick it, I was peeing just now, and I saw Lai Yongfeng's car, it has nothing to do with me!" Wang Ziyu was so angry in his heart, what's the matter, look at our family is so bullying, right, he didn't even investigate, he directly deducted basins on me, did he have such a village chief, he didn't dare to offend the director, he only dared to bully the villagers! He even took Guo Dewang's ancestors for eighteen generations, all of them were greeted.

"You kicked it, I saw it!"

"It's you!

Lai Yongfeng and Zhang Yongheng accused Wang Ziyu one after another, and among the more than 20 people present, none of them kept talking, and no one was willing to stand up and say a word for Wang Ziyu, which made Wang Ziyu very chilled and felt very helpless.

"See, didn't I wronged you, you see so many people saying that you kicked it, what else do you have to say, do you still want to quibble?" Guo Decai smiled happily, squinted his eyes, and said in his heart, you kid is waiting to lose money, poor to death in your family, haha!

"Okay, okay, all be quiet, listen to me. The groom Guo Sihai came forward and waved his hand at everyone, "I saw everything in the house just now, it's not about Huang San, it has nothing to do with him." ”

"Today is my wedding day, special thanks to the Wang Bureau for attending my wedding in his busy schedule, your car is damaged, and the little nephew will pay for it, do you think it?" Guo Sihai will come to the matter, and bowed to Director Wang after speaking.

"This kid is really a good boy. Director Wang's face, which had been stiff, melted, and he smiled a little, in fact, he could see that it was none of Wang Ziyu's business at all, but the matter was stuck here, and it would not be solved for a while, and it was very difficult, and Guo Sihai just gave him steps.

"Okay, that's it, Xiao Liu, you stop the car again, don't get in the way. Director Wang instructed Xiao Liu to park the car, and accompanied by Guo Dewang and his son, went back to the house.

"Damn, let this kid pick up a bargain!" Guo Decai muttered reluctantly, and followed back to the house.

Fuck it, count your kid's life! Shi San, who wanted to see the excitement, felt very regretful, glared at Wang Ziyu, scolded secretly, and went home.