Chapter 19: Conflict

Suddenly, the crowd burst into laughter, and the loud laughter echoed through the empty room, and it was particularly harsh!

There were a few young people on the wine table who beat their chests and paused, and the one who laughed was called a happy one, out of breath, tears laughed out, and while laughing, he slapped the wine table with a bang, and said happily: "Fuck! Old Uncle Shi is so funny, black donkey cock...... Haha, this description is too apt, I really can't stand it, I'm laughing to death!"

The most unlucky is Wang Jun on the edge of the wine table, he was drinking at the time, just poured the wine into his mouth, as soon as he heard this, he immediately "fluttered" and squirted out, and he couldn't spray it on the wine table.

In short, this sentence made the big guys laugh badly, and they all fucking laughed crazy.

As soon as the person who spoke saw that everyone's response was so good, he became even more energetic, and when he spoke, his voice immediately raised an octave higher than before, and the yin and yang weirdness continued to fall.

"Let's not talk blind at all, the reason why the little girl was willing to follow him in the past was not because his family had a little stinky money, but now his old Huang family is a frosted eggplant - wilted, finished, and broken, who can still follow him, isn't it." At this point, he looked around, hoping to ask for the opinion of others, and after receiving the affirmation, the guy said very proudly.

"Let's talk about him personally, if you want height or not, if you want to have a body without a body, just that small body, let's talk, like a little black bean, a little gadget, what kind of work can you do in the future, this kid can sum it up in one sentence, thick waist and legs, short big butt and long face, hooked nose and toad eyes, straw belly screw legs, thick tank but not high cylinder, except for the buttocks. ”

This little snort for you, it is one set after another, as soon as this witty remark is finished, everyone laughs again, some can't help but slap the table, some applaud, and whistle, the whole banquet is noisy, and the atmosphere is warm and reaches a climax in an instant.

Oops, I'll go!

This playful and neat is very slippery, very exciting, who is this?

The ridicule, ridicule, teasing, ridicule and other cold words of these people all penetrated into the ears of Prince Yu word for word, he didn't want to destroy the joy of the Guo family, and he tried his best to endure it, but not only did not stop, but intensified, repeatedly sarcastically ridiculing him, and even mocking their old Huang family, this is in front of him, slapping him in the face!

When I didn't exist yes!

Is it tolerable or unbearable!

Uncle can bear it, aunt can't bear it!

Prince Yu's slender eyebrows wrinkled slightly, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and he couldn't help but turn his head to look, it turned out to be Shi Zhenguang of the old historian, this guy was standing there with his legs crossed, holding a beer bottle in his left hand, dancing and chattering in his right hand, a picture of a hanger, and still talking in the vernacular.

Why did this Shi Zhenguang bury the old Huang family so much?

Because the old Shi family has a grudge with the old Huang family, when the production team was in place, my father was the custodian of the team, Shi Zhenguang and his father stole the grain in the warehouse and was found by my father, and then fought with my father, but was cut a few times by my young and strong father, and since then the feud between the two families has been concluded.

The old Shi family has four brothers, Shi Zhenguang is the third, known as Shi San, and because he always shaves his head, he is also called bald three, and he is thirty-five this year and a single, this guy is idle on weekdays, stealing chickens and touching dogs, and belongs to a second-rate son.

Shi San's personality is a bit of a tiger, that's the master who doesn't want to die in a fight, another characteristic of him is that he loves to drink, he is addicted to alcohol, and he once made a big joke because of drinking.

Wang Guangmin's son in the village got married, Shi San and Shi Er (his second brother) went to drink wine, the two drank in the dark, they didn't know day and night, Shi Er drank too much, and then he asked Shi San, "Brother, do you say that the moon or the sun are in the sky?"

Shi San was also drunk at that time, this guy blinked his eyes and looked into the sky, but he didn't squeak, and then his second brother laughed at him, "Oh, you kid don't know, you ...... You must have drunk too much!"

Shi San wants to save face, and the dead duck's mouth is hard! This guy rolled his eyes and said a sentence, almost didn't laugh everyone to death, guess what he said, he said: "Brother, you better ask others, I'm not local!" As soon as these words came out, the people sitting at the table finished laughing, and the old Liu Tou in the village laughed off all the dentures, and from then on, Shi San's name in the backing mountain village and even the backing mountain township has spread far and wide, and has been recorded in history.

Since the defeat of the old Huang family, the old Shi family has been happy, and they always want to find an opportunity to hit Huang Youcai hard to avenge the revenge of the year!

Just now, as soon as Prince Yu entered the house, Shi San was thinking about how to bury him, this is not Liu The second daughter-in-law just finished speaking, Shi San immediately answered when he saw the stitches, and made a whole set of grunts, and as soon as he spoke, he teased the big guy back and forth, and they all laughed crazy, and the big guy didn't have the heart to eat.

Now, all kinds of discussions around are endless, buzzing like flies, all of them are watching the excitement and picking up jokes, and none of them say good things about the Huang family, and Wang Ziyu is a little angry in his heart.

Shi San pursed his lips and looked at Wang Ziyu triumphantly, his eyes were full of mockery, and there was even a hint of provocation in it, he spoke in his heart, Huang San, you little rabbit cub, Lao Tzu just wants to stimulate you in front of everyone, laugh at you, covet you, humiliate you, knock your old Huang family, I will scold you, what can you do?

Prince Yu looked at him fearlessly, his dark eyes flashed with wisdom, he cursed in his heart, and he didn't look at his own losses, he looked like a bean rat (chu), and he died by soaking in urine!

There is a saying that people live with a face, trees live with a skin, you can't let everyone see jokes, let alone let everyone laugh at the old Huang family, Prince Yu paused slightly and walked over, and said with a smile: "Yo, isn't this the third uncle of the old Shi family, I haven't seen you for a few days, you are becoming more and more handsome and chic, and your bearing is extraordinary." He deliberately elongated the historical character, which sounded like to everyone.

Shi San was happy, squinted his eyes and didn't speak, nodded slightly in response, and said in his heart, this kid is quite good at talking, count you as acquaintances, otherwise, I'll kill you with fucking big ears!

He was smug, and Wang Ziyu smiled again, "Shi ...... The third uncle is getting younger and younger, he is really loved by everyone, and the flowers are blooming, he must be the best among the scum, the beasts among the beasts, and according to my observation, you must have lacked calcium since childhood, and lack love when you grow up, grandma does not hurt, uncle does not love, the left face is not pumped, the right face is not kicked, the donkey sees the donkey kick, the pig sees the pig stepping, it is born with a cucumber, and it is not a shoot! The day after tomorrow is a walnut, and it is a hammer! It is a second-hand broken motorcycle for life, you owe kicking!"

Flutter!

Hahaha!

The big guy looked at Wang Ziyu with a smile on his face, and sighed one after another, this Huang San'er's mouth is too slippery, too good at words, and a set of sets, this little snort is so hard for you!

Then, the big guy set his eyes on Shi San again, this joy in his heart, this time it's good, let you bully others, look at other people's nagging, it's much harder than yours, this time you will move a stone to hit your own feet, but no one dares to laugh, they all endure it hard, for fear of offending Shi San, only Liu's second daughter-in-law laughed heartlessly.

At this time, Shi San's face changed from black to blue, and then from green to purple, with a sigh of momentum, staring at Wang Ziyu with a pair of pig eyes, with bursts of cold light flashing in his eyes, a picture of being extremely vicious and about to explode at any time, very fierce.

"Nima!"

Shi San scolded, rushed up and grabbed Wang Ziyu's neck, and scolded viciously: "You little, it's pretty awesome, who are you scolding, try scolding again! Mom, I'm used to it, believe it or not, I'll beat you to death with my big mouth!"

Believe it or not, I'll cut you!

Believe it or not, I'll pump you!

Believe it or not, I'll kill you!

Believe it or not, it is synonymous with the ruthlessness of Northeast people, and it has the meaning of aggravating the tone, but in fact, they don't dare to say so.

After Shi San finished speaking, he glared, raised his right hand and was about to slap Prince Yu!

"Hey, what are you doing, if you have something to say, how old are you, why do you still know like a child. "Wang Guangjin is here, he is the lobbyist of today's banquet.

"Shi Sandi, do you want to fight, do you want to fight and find me, I'll accompany you to practice. Uncle Huang Youmin rushed over from the innermost, grabbed Shi San's wrist, and then smiled at Wang Ziyu, handing him a reassuring look.

"What are you doing, let go! If you want to fight, you can come out of a single shell, don't think I'm afraid of you!" Shi San pulled out his hand and pointed at the uncle's nose and shouted, in fact, he was very sexual, the uncle had been a soldier, and the physical condition was poor, everyone knew that Shi San naturally knew that he wanted to win the uncle was a dream at all, and he had already had a retreat in his heart.

"I said the third child, today is the big day of Guo Sihai, don't worry about it, and if you don't stir up trouble first, can people say about you, isn't it, just pull it down if it's nothing, sit down and drink. Wang Guangjin said as he pulled Shi San away, and the people next to him also followed the persuasion and put out this small dispute.

Shi San happened to sit down on the donkey under the slope, but he didn't forget to say cruelly, "Boy, you wait for me, don't do it in my hands...... See how I clean you up!"

Wang Ziyu didn't pay attention to him, he had seen too much of this kind of mouth, and he didn't take it to heart, he followed his uncle to the innermost dinner table.

The uncle warmly pulled him to sit down, then put his arm around his shoulders and asked kindly, "San'er, how are you feeling today, does the wound on your head still hurt?"

"Ah, it doesn't hurt, it's okay uncle, don't worry, I'm fine, it's really good, nothing is now!" The uncle's eyes were full of kind love, and the prince was moved.

"What they said just now, don't take it to heart, don't pay attention to them, don't be angry, and that Shi San will encounter it later, be careful. The uncle enlightened him while eating vegetables, afraid that he would be stimulated and sad if he couldn't think about it.

"Don't worry, uncle, it's okay, what's the matter, I'll treat them as farts and let them all go, haha. Prince Yu responded with a smile, and was happy after speaking, and the uncle also followed suit, thinking that this kid was quite interesting to speak.