Chapter 199: OMG!! Omen
"Queen Mother, where did I tell you about the statue of the demon king, besides, even if it is really like, it is impossible to have so many messy names!"
And at this moment, Mo Fei, who was waking up from his sleep, also saw the QQ message sent to him by Zhu Bajie, "What's wrong, Bajie?"
Zhu Bajie, who was squatting in the pit, heard that Mo Fei ignored him, and hurriedly said: "Jiuluo God, you finally take care of me, you hurry up and drive Guanyin Bodhisattva and Erlang God away for me, I'm really annoyed with them......"
Looking at the QQ message sent by Zhu Bajie, I couldn't help but feel a little sad, this Zhu Bajie is really enough, he really thinks he is his thug, and he is getting worse and worse every time, this time he even let himself catch Guanyin Bodhisattva......
However, watching Zhu Bajie finish recharging him, Mo Fei still let go of his hanging heart, "It seems that I think too much, although Zhu Bajie always causes trouble, but there is no problem in terms of integrity." ”
However, is it possible to help Zhu Bajie drive away Guanyin Bodhisattva...... Not to mention that Guanyin Bodhisattva was originally an existence that he admired very much when he was in China, even if her old man really wanted to eat some instant noodles, what was wrong, wasn't it just a thing of 0.1 merit, very expensive?
Thinking of this, I can't help but think of a sentence, "Brother made money, made money, a Nokia in his left hand, and a Motorola in his right hand~"
"Bajie, don't think about this kind of thing to help you catch up with Guanyin Bodhisattva, but~"
Listening to Mo Fei's words that he suddenly stopped saying half a sentence, Zhu Bajie's heart suddenly ten thousand grass and mud horses galloped by, "Jiuluo God, please ask your old man to speak completely......"
"But Zhu Bajie, you have to give me merit before I can help you. ”
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie had an urge to faint, he originally thought that it was a very atmospheric god, but he seemed to think too much......
"I don't know how much merit is needed?" Zhu Bajie asked tentatively.
"Well, it's not very expensive, give me 1000 merits, and I'll help you drive Guanyin Bodhisattva away, and at the same time, Erlang God will also help you solve it. ”
"One, a Thousand ......"
"Why, Bajie do you think it's very cheap? I also know that Bajie is a very handsome and rich Pure Altar Messenger, but 1000 merits are really enough, I can't pit you anyone!"
Hearing this, although Zhu Bajie was also sour at Mo Fei's words of praising him, "But...... Isn't 1000 merits expensive?"
Zhu Bajie couldn't help but remember that when he took the Western Scripture, he only gave 1,000 merits to a monster, and his face was full of pain, "Jiuluo God, I am an old pig......"
Could it be that he looked at Zhu Bajie's personality signature, and he was also confused for a while, "It's only 1,000 merits to fight a monster......?"
But don't you need to think about that? He looked at Zhu Bajie and replied, and hurriedly said: "Bajie, you are worthy of being the messenger of the pure altar under the Buddha's seat, it is really incomparably magnificent, Jiuluo admires it!"
Hearing Mo Fei's words, Zhu Bajie burst into tears instantly, he really didn't want to listen to Mo Fei's mouth running the train anymore, although it was very useful, but Mo Fei said a few words casually, but it made him lose 1000 merits, and he was distressed!!
However, could it be that they all praised him like this, as a messenger of the Pure Altar, although shamelessness is his spiritual belief, but it also depends on who the object is.
Although he didn't know for such a long time, and he couldn't figure out which person in the fairy world it was, but just by rewarding him with the few times he was meritorious, even the Jade Emperor couldn't do it......
"Jiuluo God, my old pig will give you merit immediately, you old man must act quickly, otherwise my old pig will be stunned by the smell of the toilet. ”
The Lin family, Mo Fei, who received the news that Zhu Bajie recharged him, was also a little surprised, he originally thought that Zhu Bajie would not give him merit by picking the door, but he seemed to have thought about it, and Zhu Bajie actually gave it to him......
"This merit is really profitable!"
Could it be that he was stealing fun, but Zhu Bajie was confused, he hid in the toilet and secretly looked out of the door, but he saw Guanyin Bodhisattva sitting on her lotus flower, waiting for him like that.
"Jiuluo Great God, why hasn't Guanyin Bodhisattva left yet?"
However, at this time, Zhu Bajie was confused, because he found that he didn't seem to be able to contact Mo Fei, that is, the Great God of Jiuluo.
"Could it be that the Great God of Jiuluo is busy again?" Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be a little confused, he didn't seem to have asked yet, how did the Great God of Jiuluo drive Guanyin Bodhisattva away!
What are you doing?
In fact, it's not that he ignores Zhu Bajie, but it is close to three or four o'clock in the morning at this time, and he who got up and peed and was ready to continue sleeping, but he just looked at his mobile phone in a daze.
At this time, Xu Mengdie didn't seem to be asleep, and he also sent a QQ message to Mo Fei, "Mo Fei, do you know how to tell fortunes?"
Looking at this, couldn't it be that she was speechless for a while, this little girl, she didn't sleep so late, just to make herself unable to tell her fortune?
Fortunately, Xu Mengdie couldn't see Mo Fei's mental dynamics at this time, otherwise she would definitely swipe the screen and scold Mo Fei angrily, "You are just the same age as me, and you actually call me a little girl, then you can't call me a little brat!"
And if you receive this message, you will probably reply very decisively, "Don't envy brother, brother is just a legend!"
It's a pity that Xu Mengdie is destined not to see Mo Fei's narcissistic words. And Mo Fei also replied at this time: "Fortune telling, I know a little, but we are separated by thousands of mountains and rivers like this, how can we calculate?"
"Don't worry, I'll send you a picture of my most recent photo!"
Less than a second after sending the message, Mo Fei received this picture of the temptation of Chiguoguo sent by Xu Mengdie.
I saw that Xu Mengdie in the picture was wearing a cute pink nurse suit, and it was a very close-fitting kind, which fully reflected Xu Mengdie's S-shaped attractive figure.
"Xu Mengdie, are you sure this is a picture for me to tell my fortune?"
"Of course, you can't do it, right?!"
"I'm going to go, and I actually said that I can't do it!" Mo Fei looked at the message sent by Xu Mengdie, and he was instantly decided, and hurriedly said, "Your life is not good." ”
Looking at Mo Fei's words, Xu Mengdie asked suspiciously, "Why?"
"Because you have a bra on you. ”
"Shall I take off my bra (ominous) then?"
"No, as soon as you take off your bra (bad omen), there will be two big waves in your life!
"Well, it's true that you've become so dirty, is this really good......" (To be continued.) )