"Nizi, you come to me" Liu Ling came back from Liu Chang's residence that night, and she didn't feel sleepy, so she summoned Nizi.

"Grandma, what's the matter, it's roasting." Nizi thought that something had happened to Liu Ling, so she summoned her in the middle of the night, so she hurried over.

Liu Ling asked? "Roast? What to bake? ”

Seeing that Liu Ling was okay and in good spirits, Liu Ni put her heart back in her stomach and said mysteriously: "Of course it's roast chicken, it's fragrant." It's just not baked yet, but it'll be baked in a while, and I'll send it to you to taste. What Mary taught me, the taste of Rome! ”

"Come in, I have something to tell you" After speaking, Liu Ling turned sideways, let Liu Ni in, and then closed the door.

Seeing Liu Ling's cautious look, Liu Ni said curiously: "What's the matter, it's so mysterious, you won't tie up the prince of any country." "The person Nizi is most afraid of seeing now is this grandmother, it is an epic forced marriage. Julius Caesar has been dead for hundreds of years, otherwise he would have been poisoned by his grandmother.

Liu Ling whispered: "Contact Jesus immediately, I want to see him"

"Huh? Are you going to tie up God? Hearing her grandmother say that she wanted to see Jesus, all the cold hairs on Liu Ni's body stood on end. I told my grandmother that Jesus was a beautiful man, but I definitely didn't mean that. If you let the master know that you, the guardian, have tied up the object of your guardianship, it is estimated that the master will pick up his own skin.

Liu Ling glared at Liu Ni and said angrily, "Ahh ”

Liu Ni said: "Master explained, we can't wantonly disturb him, unless he summons us. ”

I couldn't bear this matter by myself, Liu Ni didn't hesitate to carry the master out, hoping to suppress grandma's evil thoughts and kidnap God!! Grandma is too tough.

Liu Ni frowned and said, "Dead boy, did you guess this?" ”

Well? Can Master guess? Master shouldn't have guessed it, how could Master have thought that the God who had come to his old man with so much hard work was calculated by himself and his grandmother, and gave ... After catching his son-in-law, maybe his nerves were too nervous, he quickly asked, "Grandma, what's the matter?" ”

Liu Ling said: "What's the matter? You don't have eyes, do you? Your master is dying of exhaustion, you don't know. The only one who could help him now was Jesus. ”

"It's useless to be a disciple" It turned out to be like this, and Nizi was a little frustrated. It's not that I don't want to help, I really can't help, I don't understand!

"Not only are you useless, but even your grandmother and I are useless." Liu Ling comforted Nizi, if anyone can help, anyone can help, is her nephew still the chosen one? That's the butcher's son.

"I'll contact Jesus now" As soon as Nizi heard that Jesus could help her teacher, she immediately became anxious to get Jesus back immediately.

"No, I can't. Since your master has spoken, you can't disobey it. You'll have to find another way. Since we were not allowed to contact him, we had to let him take the initiative to contact us."

“？” Liu Ni stared at Liu Ling with wide eyes, this is a bit difficult, although he left a tool for Jesus to communicate, but that tool Jesus never used once.

"Make some trouble for him, big trouble, so that he can't pass on, so that he has to come back." Liu Ling said sadly.

"It's too insidious, isn't it?"

"You dead girl, how can this be called insidious, this is called strategy. I don't know how your master took a fancy to you. Let's put it this way, which is more important, the world and your master? ”

"Of course, the master is more important, what does the world have to do with me."

"It's over. If your master wants to take care of the people of the world, we don't have to, just take care of your master. Do you think that's the reason? ”

"Well, grandma, you're right. Tell me, how are we going to do evil? Liu Ni was eager to try and did the work, and the process was very exciting, and it was challenging to listen to, which was very much in line with her taste.

"What do you mean by being bad? It's called strategy! Liu Ling pretended to be angry and slapped Nizi.

"Yes, yes, how should we strategize, strategize?"

"Tell me more about Jesus."

"Okay, grandma, that's how Jesus is now......"

Since this matter is mainly responsible for Jones and Nizi, Jones is a little arrogant, and she is not very concerned about this matter, and at the same time, she is still busy with her own affairs, and the Heavenly Court Zoo is her heart, how can she care about Jesus.

Now, her one-third of an acre of land is full of cages: large cages, small cages, small cages; Large cylinders, small cylinders, small cylinders.

It was filled with all kinds of animals: those running on the ground, those flying in the sky, and those swimming in the water. Just wait for the day to move, get these animals to the sky, and choose the name: Heavenly Court Zoo.

So, this matter is basically followed up by Nizi. This is her first solo official duty, so she is more concerned. However, after all, the lack of experience, in addition to some superficial situations, the specific details are still not very well understood.

"You say that Jesus should trust the twelve disciples around him the most, and the one who baptized him, John?" Liu Ling narrowed her eyes, and an evil smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

"Hmm." Seeing her grandmother's smile, Nizi couldn't help but tremble in her heart, is this still a grandmother who combines kindness, kindness and beauty? Typical big bad wolf!

"We started with the people he trusted the most. You have to figure out the details of these twelve people, and the more detailed the better. Including: age, origin, temperament, family situation, who they usually associate with, especially their usual performance, love to behave, love to show loyalty is especially important. ”

"Is there a problem with the faithful? It's supposed to be whining, right? ”

"No, I ask you, will you show people that you are a pure man?"

"Why did I show that?"

"Yes, that's the truth, women from good families don't have to show off that they are women from good families, only prostitutes go around showing off that they are women from good families. The more unfaithful a person is to show his faithfulness everywhere, the more likely he is to rebel. ”

"If Jesus knows, will he go to the master to complain?" Niko didn't want to make a bad impression on her master.

"Be of good cheer, Jesus is a gentleman. Besides, he was betrayed by the person he trusted the most, which can only show that he doesn't know people and uses people clearly, and he is still embarrassed to sue? Even if he was betrayed, he could only knock out his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.

If he really sues, it will only prove that he is a waste, and your master will not reuse him. We can't leave our fate in the hands of a waste. ”

"Grandma, I... I'm a little hungry and want to eat a roast chicken, I'm going to check it out, that roast chicken should be roasted. Liu Ni rubbed her belly, and then remembered the Roman roast chicken that was still in the oven.

"Why do you want to eat rotisserie chicken too?" Liu Ling looked at Liu Ni in surprise, she didn't notice that when Liu Ni first came, she said that she was cooking roast chicken. was reminded by Liu Ni that Liu Chang also said that he wanted to eat roast chicken, and he scolded him.

"Grandma, what do you mean by the word 'also', you also want to eat roast chicken? Great, I'll get it right away. "Anyway, Nizi is very happy tonight, grandma didn't find trouble for herself, and the grandparents and grandchildren also conspired to calculate God and find some trouble for God, which is very refreshing.

"Just now your master also said that he wanted to eat roast chicken, where did you get it in the middle of the night?"

"Well, don't worry"

"Send one to your master"

"No" Nizi happily went.

Thousands of miles away, Jesus would never have imagined that he was actually calculated by two oriental women who were thinking about eating roast chicken, and he didn't know if he had sneezed or not, so be vigilant.

Three years later, Liu Chang was taking his disciples for routine check-ups and teaching. The comprehension of this group of disciples is not bad, and there is a great improvement compared to three years ago, among them, five or six can be said to be geniuses, and they have a strong hobby and interest in some mechanical and electronic controls. Be able to put forward your own views and opinions on some issues. Among the children of the disciples, there are also many good seedlings:

"Okay, that's all for today, class is over." With Liu Chang's announcement, the day's homework was completed.

"In another decade or so, they will be able to stand alone." In his spare time, Liu Chang often goes to his aunt to sit here.

My aunt is very old, because when my aunt entered the base, she was almost forty years old, her physical condition has been fixed, her life expectancy is significantly worse than the other three, and now, her hair is all white, her body is also rickety, there are no crutches or auxiliary tools, and it is more difficult to walk.

Whenever he had spare time, Liu Chang came over to sit and talk to his aunt.

"That's good, that's good" Seeing that Liu Chang was relaxed and in a good mood, Liu Ling was also very happy.

When the disciples grow up, they can replace Liu Chang with a lot of work, and some small things can even be handed over to the disciples to do, and Liu Chang doesn't have to do everything himself.

"Auntie, I don't have anything to do today, I'll walk around with you. Where do you think? I'll take you? "Liu Chang is also in a good mood, and today is a busy day.

Liu Ling said: "I don't want to go anywhere, I will cause trouble to you wherever I go, that's good." ”

"Ganidoo said that her vegetables are very good, you can go and see them."

"I don't want to go, one of them grows vegetables and the other raises chickens. I don't know what they think. I heard that they have stripped hundreds of miles of land in order to get soil, and you don't care. In order to raise chickens and grow vegetables, Jones and Ganidoo came to woo Liu Ling. Liu Ling, as for her resolutely despises this kind of unscrupulous behavior, and privately classifies them as villagers, mud-legged, and barbarians.

How good the habits of the Roman aristocracy were, rich or not, lying on their stomachs for the New Year.

"Auntie, they have contributed everything for this base, it can be said that they have contributed everything for their nephew and me, and now, they are also older, they can do whatever they want, as long as they are happy." Liu Chang knew that his aunt was a natural royal family, a nobleman among nobles, and the pride in her bones, how could she do the work of such a low-class talent, Liu Chang could only comfort her.

"You're soft-hearted."

"It's not you who taught me, my heart is good, whatever you want."

"Still so poor-mouthed."

"Grandma, I've come to see you." Outside the door, Nizi ran in in a hurry, and when she saw that the master was also there, she was obviously stunned: "Master, you are also there." ”

"Hmm" Liu Chang snorted: "It's just right that you came, I want to go over there to have a look, you talk to grandma, you will be diligent in the future, your grandma is the rarest of you." ”

"Yes, Master." When Liu Chang's figure disappeared completely, the old fox showed his tail, and he didn't move like just now, and there was a shrewd light in his eyes: "How is it?" Got news? ”

"Well, there's news." The little fox was also emotional.

"Tell me about it."

"Here's the thing," Nizi approached Liu Ling, almost lying on Liu Ling's ear, and told the story in detail.

It turned out that Nizi bribed Judas, a disciple of Jesus, and grandma was really right, Judas was the first person around Jesus to shout: "Long live Jesus", at the beginning, in the face of Nizi's bribery, he said solemnly that he would not betray the "great leader", until Nizi placed thirty taels of silver in front of him, yes, it was thirty taels, originally, Nizi wanted to use gold, grandma said, no, this kind of person is not valuable, they themselves know that they are not worthy, and if they give too much, it will disrupt their own evaluation of themselves, the slut has to use the cheap price.

"There's one more bad news." Niko said with some frustration.

"What's the bad news?" Liu Ling was also nervous, she understood the truth of one hundred and a half ninety, and there were many things that fell short.

"It was as if Jesus had noticed."

"How do you know he's aware?"

"The other day he had a meal with his disciples, and at the dinner table, he said: 'Some of you will betray me.'"

"And then?"

"No then"

"Didn't clean the portal?"

"Nope"

"This Jesus, who found the root of the curse and did not pull it out, was either indecisive and soft-hearted; Either this is because I want things to develop according to the original script. But the development of the original script ended in a dead end, doesn't he know? Can't see it? Liu Ling was a little confused, "He wanted to die?" How is this possible! I don't want to live with such a small setback, what is his interest. Whether it is indecisive or soft-hearted; Or did he not want to live anymore, informed Judas and abandoned the plan. The old lady does not collect waste. ”

"Then what is the master doing here?" Nizi doesn't think so, picking up the basket is the dish, as long as you can help the master, the waste can also be used.

"Your master doesn't need to be frustrated and give up."

"Yes, Grandma"

Just as Launey was about to set off to inform Judas of abandoning her plans, the people had not yet left, and Mary sent a message.

"How do you know? Why was he martyred? After listening to Maria, Liu Ni asked eagerly.

"In the beginning, things went well," Maria recounts in general terms.

When Jesus brought his disciples into Jerusalem, he clashed sharply with the Jewish Pharisees and Sadducees because of their religious differences. profess to be the Messiah, the Son of God, and has the authority to forgive sins;

Ignoring the Mosaic Law's creed of keeping the Sabbath; Sympathy for the "sinners" and the lower classes of the populace exacerbated his contradictions with the priestly class. The priests and nobles bribed Judas Iscariot, one of the twelve disciples, to murder him.

"Who!?" Liu Ni, who was next to her, heard the name 'Judas', her brain buzzed, and she couldn't help but shout loudly.

"Judas, what's wrong, do you know this person?" Maria couldn't understand Liu Ni's reaction, so she asked.

"No, I don't know!" Liu Ni flatly denied it, "I think this name is a bit strange, why is it called Judas, how good it is to be called Judas, it is too hateful, bad people!" ”

"It's like, he's just a bad guy." Mary replied to Liu Ni, and then said, "Jesus was captured and handed over to Pilate, the governor of Rome, and the chief Jewish priests and elders instigated the people to ask for him to be crucified, and Pilate agreed for fear of trouble......, Jesus..."

He said that he had despaired and that he wanted to wake up the world with his death. ”

"Great!!" Liu Ling, who was on the side, knew the reason for the incident, and couldn't help but admire: "We can't let Jesus die like this, let alone let him die in vain." ”

"Maria" Liu Ling took Nizi's communicator, a little impatient: "Jesus must be allowed to live"

"But," Mary choked up, "but he was determined to be martyred." No one is allowed to come to the rescue. ”

"I can't listen to him in this matter,"

"So what should I do?"

"Beheading or hanging?"

"It was crucified, slowly tortured to death."

"Okay, great, as long as it's not beheaded, kill it instantly. Will you be able to enter the execution ground? ”

"Yes, everyone can enter the execution ground."

"God help me." Liu Ling sighed, and then said: "After the execution, when you are at the right time, that is, when he can't hold on, feed him breath-holding medicine and let him fake his death." We'll take care of the rest. ”

"Okay, Sister Ling, I'll listen to you."

After ending the call, Liu Ling noticed that Nizi seemed to be a little distracted, so she asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"Grandma, why is that?"

"What, why?"

"Why was he put to death by his followers, doesn't it mean that the eyes of the people are bright?"

"Silly girl, I've never heard that the eyes of the people are bright, and if they have bright eyes, they are not the people." Liu Ling's eyes showed a look of contempt, and she said contemptuously: "Even Judas are nobler than these people, at least, Judas is for money, and these people, they don't do anything, perhaps, just to watch the excitement." ”

"Why didn't I die?! Whoever allowed you to come to the rescue, I will accuse you! When Jesus woke up, he found that he was not dead on the flying machine he had woken up on, and he was immediately furious.

"It's me!" Liu Ling walked out tremblingly with a cane.