Chapter 115: You're the Cake Seller

Jesus asked, "Who are you?" Who gave you the power!? ”

He knew that the person in charge of this place was a monster named Liu Chang, but he didn't expect a noble and compelling oriental old lady to appear, or an old lady with crutches.

"The owner of the base is my nephew." Liu Ling didn't even look at Jesus, and with Nizi's support, she found a place to sit down on her own before answering Jesus' question.

Jesus cried out, "I want to see the master of the base, and I want to accuse him." ”

After Liu Ling sat down, she handed over the crutches to Liu Ni, and tidied up her clothes by the way, before she spoke: "No, you don't have the right to accuse him, and it is his duty to mankind rather than his obligation to fulfill it. ”

Jesus asked, "You know that what you are doing will make my efforts go to waste? ”

"No, young man, don't be so angry." Liu Ling smiled and said: "First of all, the old body will apologize to you first, the matter of Judas was arranged by me, and it has nothing to do with the owner of the base, I hope you don't mind." Liu Ling got straight to the point and directly told the reason for the matter, smart people say smart things, Liu Ling knows that this matter is hidden and meaningless, and one day the truth will be revealed, and if it is explained on that day, it will cause irreparable estrangement.

"I don't mind anything about Judas!" Jesus was slightly surprised that Liu Ling was so direct, and he continued, "What I want to ask is, why did you go against my consciousness and come to the rescue!" I said that no one is allowed to help, and I am sure you should hear that. ”

"That's because," Liu Ling said, "your approach is not perfect, I have a more perfect way, to make the name of Jesus eternal, so that Jesus can be a bridge between the world and God, through which Jesus can be saved into eternal life." ”

"......" Jesus didn't answer Liu Ling's topic, he was waiting for Liu Ling to continue the topic.

"The dead Jesus, without the resurrected Jesus, is more shocking;

The dead Jesus, without the resurrected Jesus, is more able to pave his way;

The dead Jesus, the unresurrected Jesus, can make the world believe in God.

Jesus must be resurrected, risen and ascended before the eyes of the world!! ”

Three days later, in the presence of all his disciples and believers, Jesus also had a cordial conversation with his disciples and believers, and said the famous words: "Peace be upon you",

Then, slowly soar up and disappear into the clouds.

When the disciples and believers reopened Jesus' coffin, it was empty. And Judas, in extreme self-reproach and fear, found a crooked neck tree and hanged himself!

"God, I'm so glad to see you." For the arrival of Jesus, the happiest person is Liu Chang.

Since receiving Jesus, Liu Chang has not paid attention to the follow-up follow-up, not that Liu Chang doesn't care, but that he is too busy and can't help it.

When he was anxious, he also attacked Jesus many times, and it is not until today that he has seen Jesus himself.

"You're the bald commander?" Jesus had no good impression of the owner of the base, although his matter was finally solved perfectly because of Liu Ling's plan, but he felt resentful that the base dared to meddle in his plan and disrespected his performance.

"Yes, yes, it's Ben Bald" Seeing the arrival of Jesus, Liu Chang was like a pervert who saw a Peugeot flower girl, where would he care about Jesus' language and ridicule.

"Say, what are you going to do with me" raised his hand not to hit the smiling person, and in the face of Liu Chang with a sunny smile, it was not easy to be aggressive.

"You, it's so easy to deal with, be my assistant, I need your help." Liu Chang gets straight to the point, for key important people, it is absolutely stupid to play tricks that want to catch and indulge, and it will make the other party feel that he has been fooled.

"I'm not interested" answered directly and simply, if you need my help, I'll be your assistant, who are you? If you treat yourself as a green onion, someone has to be willing to dip you in sauce.

"I want to ask you a question, if you can answer it, I will never force you" Liu Chang looked at Jesus gently: "What did your Lord say, 'Believe in God and have eternal life', right?" An emperor wants to live forever, I can understand it, he wants to live forever as an emperor; That beggar, why should he live forever? Does he want to be a beggar forever? If you don't want eternal life, can you trust God? ”

"...... in the Presence of the Lord"

"You're in front of me right now..."

"Of course, those who don't want eternal life can also trust God."

So, the problem is, believing in God doesn't necessarily lead to eternal life, right? If you can't get eternal life, why should you trust God? ”

"You, you're messing around, you're arguing with strong words."

"Look, my conditions are much simpler, what did you just say, that you are not interested, right? Did I ask you, did I ask you if you were interested? I'm not asking if you're interested. The cow doesn't drink water and presses his head, I'm a reasonable person, I'm just asking you, I press with that hand, you will be more comfortable. Water, you must drink. For you, believe in God if you have eternal life; For me, whether you are interested or not, you have to be my assistant. We're all the way. I am more merciful than you and allow you to make conditions! ”

"What conditions? I don't have the conditions" The cow's neck is also stubbornly upright, I won't drink, what can you do with me.

"There will be, think about it." Liu Chang made a disgusting look, "I definitely want to press this head, you can choose one of the two hands." ”

"You!?" Seeing Liu Chang's rogue face, the flames of anger burning in Jesus' heart.

"No, no, no, this condition doesn't work, change it." Liu Chang replied very seriously, "I am a serious person, I am not a casual person, I am a principled person." ”

"How did I meet a hooligan?" God finally realized that Xiucai met the soldiers, and there was helplessness that could not be explained.

Liu Chang looked at Jesus with pity and said, "I sympathize with your misfortune, but this is a problem, not a condition. ”

Jesus roared, "Send me back, back to where I came." ”

"This condition, of course, is fine, but not now. I also want to go where you want to go. Okay, I agreed to your conditions. Be my assistant and earn money. If you want to get out quickly, I suggest you get to work right away. Liu Chang jumped up happily and said: "Oh my God, I didn't expect you to mention this condition, I can finally sleep every day until the chickens crow, no, from now on, the base is not allowed to raise chickens!" ”

Jesus put his hand on his forehead and said, "Oh, MY GOD!"

"No, Mr. God, you're the one who sells cakes."

"It's not my condition!" When the volcano finally erupted, Jesus was furious, even in the face of Judas's betrayal, Jesus did not break out so much. Comparing Judas to this wicked bald man, Judas is much cuter.

"You need additional conditions? Isn't that right? Mr. Jesus, in any case, you are also a man of God, and you will not go back on your word, will you? The cooperation is pleasant, you rest first and calm down, and give you the wind at night. By the way, I forgot to tell you, I love pastries the most, especially rice cakes! Tell me in advance what kind of cakes you will sell in the future. After Liu Chang finished speaking, he left. Niu is crazy, Liu Chang decided to let him go crazy for a while, the water is there, you have to drink it today, and you have to drink it if you don't drink it.

A gust of wind blew Jesus' hair away, and poor Jesus stood in the wind in a mess. When and why did you agree to his conditions?

At sunset, Liu Chang came to Jesus' room as scheduled, holding a bottle of red wine and two meatloafs in his hand.

Liu Chang shouted outside the door: "Yes, can I come in?" ”

"Come in" Jesus opened the door and let Liu Chang in: "I am Jesus, not Yahweh, I am the embodiment of God's consciousness in the world, and I am the savior." Hopefully, you'll keep that in mind. ”

Jesus decided to compromise or not, the hooligans were not to be feared, but they were afraid that the hooligans were bald. The obscene Judas is really much more lovely in Jesus' heart, and he misses the baby Judas who betrayed him a little.

"Yes, yes, you're right. You are the Savior, you are Jesus, you are the incarnation of God. I'm not debating with you today, have a drink? Hearing that Jesus' tone was loose, Liu Chang was very happy and raised the red wine in his hand. It's wine, it's water, hehe.

"Okay" Jesus felt powerless, there was no way, he was now in someone's acre and three points of land. This man is a rogue, but this rascal is the owner of the base, and he has too much power that even God can compete with him.

Forget it, God's be God's, Caesar's be Caesar's, and the scoundrels, forget it, give it all to the scoundrels.

"Yes, yes, Jesus, don't be so depressed, as if I had done something to you. Come, drink! ”

"I never drink alcohol."

"It's a good habit. But how did I hear that this red wine is your blood? Where did the wine in your blood come from? Alright, alright, tease, don't take it so seriously, I know you're going to drink, come on, cheers!"

"Mr. Liu" took a sip of wine, Jesus put down the wine glass, looked at Liu Chang very seriously, and said very seriously: "You are the master of the base, and you can also be said to be the master of this world, why don't you have any gentlemanly demeanor?" ”

Liu Chang also put down the wine glass, looked at Jesus very seriously, and replied very seriously: "Because, I don't want to die, let alone be crucified." ”

"Let it be heard," Jesus said.

Liu Chang raised his glass, gestured, then took a sip, tasted it with satisfaction, and put the glass down: "You have been preaching for three years, what is your Tao?" ”

"Love"

"Propaganda of hatred is crucified, I can understand that. Why are you crucified when you promote love? ”

"Because the love I promote, it affects the interests of some people"

"No, no, no, my esteemed Mr. Jesus, you are condemned by the Jews who voted in the Square. And these Jews are exactly the ones you want to redeem. Isn't it ironic?

Why would you rather die and die than be rescued by us, do you think I really don't know? It's not a thinking bias, it's a thinking virus.

To tell you the truth, I don't really agree with the decision to send you down, and the only solution to the thought virus is to kill the virus, not patch it. ”

"Am I the patch?"

"Yes, you, it's the patch!! Don't think about it so much, follow me. ”

"Aren't you a patch?"

"No, my mission is not to redeem, my mission is to build a platform. The virus, on my platform, is also a legitimate existence, and my love will shine on everything in this world, and even the virus will also be bathed in my light. ”

"Is this world really hopeless?" Jesus drank a little too much, and Jesus was convinced that he drank it on his own accord and not with his head on his head. The pain of disappointment had tormented him physically and mentally. Liu Chang said, how he didn't know. It is better to mourn than to die, and he is really dead, Judas, and betrayed him for only thirty pieces of silver.

These thirty silver coins, or because Nizi has just debuted and does not understand the world, if there is a veteran like Liu Ling, Jesus can be sure that he will not use a single silver coin.

What was the pressure on Pondo Pilate, who was then the governor of Judea in the Roman Empire, who was in charge of interrogating Jesus, and the governor did not want to put Jesus to death, but was finally pressured to sentence Jesus to death? That's the public opinion! Jesus was crucified.

Jesus preached for mankind and did not harm the interests of any ruling class, but the Jewish ruling class was afraid that Jesus would change the ideology of the Jews, so in order to maintain their rule, they made up their minds to execute Jesus.

And those who vote out of sheer jealousy, jealousy of Jesus' talents, jealousy of Jesus' worship of all people, jealousy, in short, all kinds of jealousy. Ironically, all of this jealousy comes from the people who adored him in the first place.

"Don't think about it so much, the suffering of the world is not fate, but their voluntary choice, which cannot be changed." Liu Chang was also drunk and hazy, sitting opposite Jesus, dangling his bald head.

In Jesus' eyes, the bald head, which he hated and hated so much, slowly became bright and lovely.

"Okay, okay, I accept your arrangement." Jesus reluctantly asked, "What should I do next?" I can only do anything if I can get out of this place as soon as possible and leave you. ”

"You said it yourself, I didn't give you shoes. There's a tricky thing now, and if you can get it done, the day we'll leave is just around the corner. "Liu Chang was so happy, he was thinking about whether it was too much to do this, but now you said it yourself, you can do anything, of course, let you go to the hidden main base, you should have no opinion, right?

"My Father in heaven, why am I so unlucky, it's just a matter of meeting an unlucky disciple, how can I still be such a boss now." Jesus looked up at heaven and tried to tell his Father about his grievances.

The work at the base was immediately smoothed out by the presence of Jesus.

Not to mention, Jesus was one of the lucky ones to be favored by the heavens, and soon after he joined, he found the hiding place of the main base---- in the corona!

"How did you come up with the idea of going to the sun?" Liu Chang's good luck with Christ is simply envious, jealous and hateful! I've been looking for decades, and I've turned over almost every stone in the solar system to find it, but I can't find it! If Jesus hadn't come, he would have decided to launch an external search.

"Humph!" Jesus snorted coldly and said, "Don't forget your promise. ”

"What did I promise? Did I commit to it? Ah, I forgot to tell you, I'm a man who never counts --- talk! "What are you dragging on, Liu Chang pouted his mouth, dropped a sentence, turned around and left.

Such a shameless and upright person, our God, has really never met him, and he has no choice but to be stunned.

At present, the base is mainly divided into two parts, a small part is on the Earth, and a large part is at the equilibrium point of the Earth's gravitational pull with the Sun, that is, 1.6 million miles from the Earth.

In the past, for this part of the earth, Liu Chang had no time to clone at all. Now, Jesus is mainly responsible for this part, and Jesus also shared Liu Chang's teaching tasks and took away ten students.

Since Jesus is also a human body that can accept knowledge indoctrination, and he is also a perfect human body, although there are limitations in evolution and cannot be evolved, but in terms of learning skills, he still has an advantage over Liu Chang, so his learning speed is much faster than Liu Chang.

And Mary followed Jesus' return. Although she has been following Jesus for decades, she has the same view of the world as Liu Chang, and she is not optimistic about the cause of Jesus, but because of the rules, she is also silently watching from the side, not supporting or opposing it.

But her physical damage is indeed real, and her current physical condition is very unoptimistic, even worse than Liu Ling. Liu Chang originally arranged for her to cultivate on the earth, after all, the earth's environment is more suitable for human survival.

However, she chose to run away with her son to 1.6 million miles away, and she did not want to stay on Earth, and the damage she suffered was not only physical, but also mental, and she did not want to stay in this sad place.

Now, she's in the sky with Jones, visiting the zoo.

"The surname is yes, you come out for me!" Jones stood outside Jesus' office, shouting.

"Again, I am Jesus, not Jesus." Jesus came out of it and solemnly corrected Jones's linguistic errors.

"I don't care if you're Jesus or shortbread, I ask you, why did you cut my shipments?"

"Because, your zoo is pure evil and waste." Jesus was not polite: "Look at the corpses flying in your zoo, and they will never be transported again until the problem of the tiger's flight has been solved." ”

"Then what can I do, is it possible for me to equip every animal with a gravity device."

"That's your problem, until you solve the problem of the animal's survival in space, it's an ant, and it's not allowed to be sent up."

"You are a personal vendetta of the communiqué, it must be your revenge for me pulling your ears at that time. I'm looking for your mother, and she doesn't care about the son she gave birth to! ”

Since Jesus arrived, Jones's life has been much harder. She also knew that Jesus had a point, and that her zoo had been devoid of living creatures until now. The animals she brought were either dying of thirst, starvation, or inexplicable death.

Jones huffed away.