This sudden sound made everyone very excited, if it weren't for Liu Chang hurriedly making a silent action, everyone couldn't help but cheer, this was the first time they controlled each other's control system from a distance, this voice proved that their efforts were not in vain, they succeeded. "Whatever he says, the general will be here soon, hurry up and prepare to meet him." A voice said with a little excitement: "You, hurry up and sweep the floor clean, you, put things in order, the general is not used to being dirty and messy." The devil is in the details, you know? Cup! The cups are arranged in a line, right, straightened with a rope, water!! Pour as much water as you would! , who told you to finish it? It should have been a small leader's voice that hurriedly arranged, "Your shoes, oh my God, they are so dirty, you stepped on the dung pit, clean them immediately!" The general is most annoyed that other people's shoes are not clean. ”

"Everybody remember, as soon as my hand is raised, everybody... Don't hurry up and fill your water glass! And you, shoes! Shoes!! Hurry up! "There was a sound of chickens flying and dogs jumping on the loudspeakers, the sound of lifting tables and moving stools, and the sound of things falling to the ground, making a 'clang' and 'clang' sounds.

"What are you still standing there for, hurry up and get it!"

"Director, I'...... I didn't ......" but it was a girl's delicate voice.

"Nothing? You don't even have a shoe-wearing thing, do you? ”

"Director, this, I really don't have one."

"Then use your clothes!"

"This dress is very expensive, how can I wear it after I finish wearing my shoes."

"There's nothing to rub, take off your pants and rub them with your pants! No one could see the pants. ”

"I..."

"What! Baby, you won't be without pants......" The director seemed to understand something at once, and said, "Great! Cough. A coughing sound, followed by a spitting sound, "You come to my office!" ”

After the clattering footsteps, the delicate woman was shocked and shouted loudly: "What are you doing, rubbing shoes, why are you taking off your pants?" ”

"You don't have pants, you only use mine. What do you want? Dirty! Now, hurry up, I'll wear it after I finish it. ”

"Director, you're such a nice person." After a while, it was estimated that the director was waiting for her to finish rubbing her shoes, and the woman's voice rang out again, "Director, what are you doing, people just finished rubbing"

The director said, "What do you know, tighten the skirt a little higher!" I'm asking you to pull your skirt a little higher, not to tie it up to your waist. Yes, yes, that's it, after a while, the general will definitely help you with your shoes when he sees that your shoes are dirty, and as soon as he looks up, hehehehe! After that, there was a shrunken laugh. Then, he continued:

"You know what? Our general, is known for his love of cleanliness, and he especially likes to rub women's shoes. Among the entourage behind him, someone specially carried a toolbox for him to rub shoes. Count you lucky today, the general came too suddenly, otherwise, I wouldn't have given you such a good thing. In the future, it will soar, but don't forget us, alas~ It's good to be a woman! ”

"Director, thank you for giving me this opportunity, I will definitely not forget you in the future."

"Well, you're so sensible; Remember, remember me or not, it doesn't matter, the important thing is to make the general happy, you know? Give me the pants. ”

"Director," the woman's voice began to grown, "Do you just leave it to others, I will treasure it and take it out in the dead of night to relieve people's lovesickness." ”

"Good, give it back to me, I haven't washed it for several days, it smells, you like it, another day, I'll change it for you."

"Well~~ No, people like this, it tastes good, people like this taste, ah~~~ This taste is too comfortable. Vomit~~"

"Look, it's disgusting, give it to me."

"Director, don't think about it, hehehe" the woman seemed to smile smugly, "It would be better if the general could take me away, if the general didn't take a fancy to me, I hope ...... You know. ”

"Slut, you dare to threaten me."

"Brother Director, how dare I threaten you. You say yes, you get what you want, I get what I want, and everyone takes what they need. You are so stammering with the general, don't you just want the general to transfer you back? Brother, everyone's purpose is the same. In case, well, the general takes a fancy to me, I can still say something nice, right? ”

"You! Good!! I hope you don't forget what you said. ”

"How can it, my brother director, people are ...... to this baby Gross~~ You really don't wash all the time? It's time to cut your leopard skin, it's so delicious! ”

With another click, it was estimated that the woman was gone.

"Dead, you wait for me......" the commissioner cursed. After a while, another woman's voice was heard: "Director, you called me?" ”

"Little branch, come on, come and sit. It's hard work on the ground. It's not my fault, who called you so ignorant. ”

"Director, if you have something to say, just say it, I still have to work."

"Still so stubborn! I called you here to give you a great opportunity. I didn't tell anyone, I thought of you immediately. You see, a delicate beauty, exposed to the wind and sun outside all day long, I feel heartache when I look at it! ”

"Director, please respect yourself."

"Self-respect! Dead weight!! I'm heavy on it. Let me tell you, today, the general is coming! ”

"What does it have to do with me?"

"Then it's up to you, if you want to have something to do with the general, then there is; If you don't want to have, you don't! I don't think you'll want to stay on this ruined, bare planet for the rest of your life. Now, it's a great opportunity. This general has a habit of rubbing women's shoes, especially beautiful women like you. You just have to want..."

"Nope! Don't you think" Before the other party's words were finished, the woman's voice came out with humiliation and anger, "I don't want to die!" ”

"Why don't you try? In case the general helps you with your shoes, you will have no worries about food and clothing for the rest of your life, and if you are lucky, you can return to your home planet, and you don't need to suffer here, I am here for your good! Don't know what's wrong! The voice paused for a while, and it was estimated that the chief knew that his plan had failed, because his next words were like this: "If you don't want to try, you can continue to work on the ground!" This tower is swept away, and the next one is to sweep the blue planet yellow, and you don't want to leave the tomb-like pyramid! Hum! Someday, you'll beg me. ”

The female voice said disdainfully: "Hmph! No matter how dirty my job is, it's cleaner than yours! ”

The Commissioner roared, "Get out of !! ”

With a 'clang', probably similar to the sound of a door closing, the room became silent.

"Damn" the director seemed to be talking to himself: "What a stupid woman, what a good thing, isn't it just being hugged and gnawed, what's there." He's hundreds of years old, he just wants to do that, and his brother won't agree, otherwise, he can hold a woman's shoes and lick them all day long. Even if his brother agreed, what can he do, and it won't be bad! ”

Liu Chang heard crackling behind him, and there were some sounds like constipation, and when he looked back, his disciples were one by one, covering their mouths with their hands, their faces were flushed, and they stumbled out, and then, there was a burst of laughter outside the door.

"What's wrong with them?" Liu Chang looked at the only Jesus who stayed and was still by his side, and asked in a low voice.

"They... They may find it unhygienic to lick shoes. "Senior virgins, I don't know what these disciples are laughing at, and they still laugh like this. The only laugh here is the act of licking shoes. Is shoe licking really that funny?

"Or? Let's laugh too, or they'll think we're monsters. ”

"Then you laugh first."

"Why aren't you smiling?"

"You're not smiling, either."

"Is it funny?"

"It's not funny!"

"Isn't it funny?"

"It's not funny."

"Then why are they laughing like that?"

Just when the two were struggling with whether to laugh or not, and how to laugh, the other party's voice came again: "The general has arrived!" ”

The main protagonist finally came on the field, and the two of them concentrated.

After a while, I heard the voice of the director: "Warm welcome to the general, come and guide, everyone is welcome!" As soon as the words fell, he crackled and applauded, and then thundered applause.

Bang, bang, crackle, bang, bang......

Time has passed, and the applause has not stopped!

Two sticks of incense have passed, and the applause has not stopped!!

What's going on!! Liu Chang and the others, who could only hear their voices, were completely blinded!

"Hurry up, it's definitely going to be out of order!" Jesus stood up, walked to the door, and said to the disciples who were still laughing, "Don't laugh, don't laugh, what's so funny about licking your shoes!" Hurry up, there's something wrong with that thing! ”

When they heard that the equipment was malfunctioning, several people couldn't laugh anymore and hurried in with Jesus.

"No, no! It's all normal. Several people looked at each other, a little overwhelmed, isn't this quite normal?

"Normal fart!" Liu Chang is not like Jesus, he is polite, and scolded: "Listen, this applause has been almost half an hour." ”

The maintenance staff checked it, and slowly the sweat on his face flowed down, it was too embarrassing, the big leader and the second leader were there, it was a good opportunity to show his face. Now, well, the face is gone! The point is that you can't even find a fault.

"Could it be, they're just clapping all the time?" I really can't find anything wrong, the signal is normal, the equipment is normal, the program is normal, everything is normal anyway, someone put forward their own opinion.

"You give it a try, it's been almost an hour. The time you drum a stick of incense in a row, just when I lose! "There are also people who don't believe that the slap for half an hour in a row, not to mention the slap made of flesh and blood, is even a piece of iron, and it is also broken.

The others didn't understand, but when Liu Chang heard this, his face changed slightly, and the corners of his mouth showed a mocking smile slightly, and said, "Disperse, don't turn off the machine, just turn it on." With that, he walked out.

Seeing that Liu Chang was gone, the others also followed, and in the room, only the sound of 'popping' was still left.

What happened to make these boys fall into the clouds one by one? Let's take a look at Mars first.

In the solar system, Mars is next to the Earth, a red planet that is called Mars by the Easterners, Mars by the West, and the 'Red Planet' in Roman legends.

The white polar crown on Mars shimmers dazzlingly in the sun. Unlike Mercury, which is full of craters, Mars has more diverse terrain than other planets in the solar system, with rolling mountains, open plains, and steep canyons, with lava-filled lowlands in the north and ancient highlands full of craters in the south; The volcanic terrain is interspersed, and many canyons formed by the erosion of flowing water are also scattered all over the world, with a polar crown composed of dry ice and water ice embedded in the north and south poles, and wind-formed sand dunes are also widely spread throughout the planet. The whole planet shines with a different beauty, and a sense of novelty arises spontaneously.

As far as the eye can see, it is empty and silent, and the whole sky is yellow-brown, like a dead space, without any life.

In the endless red earth, three huge triangular pyramidal buildings stood side by side, the surface of the whole building was reddish-brown, and it was one with the earth, and the middle one was much taller than the other two, as if it had broken through the earth from the ground, and stood there abruptly.

Not far from the cone-shaped object, a large, disk-like flying machine was parked.

Directly below the aircraft, there is a bottomless circular hole, which is now open, and from a distance, it is black and swarthy, like a large open mouth.

This is the mysterious base that Liu Chang and his followers discovered.

In a spacious hall on the ground floor, the lights are on. Hundreds of people stood up and stood at their respective posts, one by one with a warm smile, but this smile was very weird, as if it was engraved on the face, and the palms of their hands snapped.

In front of them, there was a huge screen, and the screen was showing the mountains and waters that Liu Chang's disciples had faked with holographic technology.

Now, everyone's eyes are not on the screen, but on a man sitting on a low stool with an obscene expression and a very handsome face.

The man didn't seem to hear the audience around him, his palms were a little red and swollen, but he smiled and looked at the man standing in front of him, the latter's legs were shaking, sweat was running down his neck, and his back was wet.

Finally, the applause slowly stopped, and then there was the sound of plopping and plopping, which was the person who applauded, and he couldn't hold on, and fell down, along with the sound of pushing him to the stool and table.

And the man didn't even lift the corner of his eye, and said, "Pull out the first one who stops, the first one who falls!" ”

"Yes, General!" Among the guards brought by the general, four people walked out, and in the crowd that fell to the ground, they pulled each person, found one person each, set it up and left.

"General, wronged, general, spare your life!" The person who was erected, knowing that the catastrophe was coming, although he was exhausted, still mustered up his last strength to cry out for injustice.

"You were the first to stop, but not the first to fall. Do you know what that means? The general stood up, walked up to the man, patted him on the face with his hand, and said, "You still have strength!" But you're giving everyone a bad head. And you! The general walked to the other person, but this person had some backbone, didn't say a word, just glared at the general with his eyes, "You said you, applaud well, why do you lie down all of a sudden, lying flat is not a good habit." Look at you, just because of you, everyone fell to the ground, and you said that you are not a great crime! ”

The "general" man closed his eyes for a moment, breathed a sigh of relief, as if he wanted to suppress the anger in his heart, and said softly: "Can you let me die?" ”

The general leaned over, close to his ear, and whispered: "It's courageous, I can answer you with other questions, this... No way! ”

"Okay, thank you, General." The man glanced at the dirty shoes that were still on the ground, and barely squeezed out an ugly smile at the corner of his mouth: "I understand." ”

Faced with such a calm soldier, the general was a little curious, "Why don't you shout wronged?" You're not angry? Not angry? Not afraid? ”

The soldier laughed miserably: "The general just wants to use me to establish his authority and test us." I didn't die a few days young, so I didn't have anything to be angry about. ”

"Oh? It's kind of interesting. The general glanced at the guard who was holding him, waved his hand, and dragged him out.

"Hahaha" The general glanced around, suddenly laughed, and said, "Don't be too restrained, find a place to sit." I'm a soft-natured, easy-going, and easy to get along with. And you, Mr. Colonel, come on, sit down, sit and sit like this, as if I don't understand how much I understand. What about me,"

The general sat down by himself, and said with a spring breeze on his face, "General Fermi is a battle-hardened, meritorious, and loyal old general, and I admire it very much in my heart." When I came, General Fermi greeted me and said that you are all elites, talents, and backbones, and let me take good care of you. Hehe, you know, my relationship with General Fermi is not ordinary iron. You see, I just have such a little hobby, and General Fermi has asked you to worry about me, and I really don't want to go. You are his confidants, and I will treat you as brothers. You say, yes, Mr. Colonel. ”

After speaking, the corners of his mouth were slightly curled, and he looked at the sweaty virgin very playfully.

This person, he knew about it when he came, he was a talent, otherwise he wouldn't have let him stay here. Although it is bitterly cold here, it is also a big party, and it also belongs to the fat difference.

It's a pity, alas~ It can only be said that it's a pity, he is looking for a backer everywhere, but unfortunately, he is too clever and no one dares to be a backer for him. Originally, he wanted to woo him, but when he pushed the woman in the dirty shoes in front of him, he died of this thought.