"Damn, this kid actually implied that he likes broken shoes!" The general's eyes were still smiling, and the right hand placed beside him couldn't help but clench his fist, and his heart was so angry that his blood vessels were about to burst, "What the hell does this kid think?!" You're the fucking one who loves broken shoes, and your whole family loves broken shoes! ”

The general scolded the whole family of this treasure in his heart, and only then did he feel a little less angry, and his clenched fist slowly loosened. In the critical joints in front of you, there is no need to make extraneous branches, and the overall situation is important.

"Oh, Chief, what's wrong with you, is it hot?" The general seemed to suddenly find out, twisted the colonel's shirt with two fingers, made a very surprised expression, and then, put his hand around the colonel's shoulder, and whispered: "Don't think so much, as long as you are obedient, I will not treat you badly." ”

After speaking, he patted him on the shoulder very kindly, and said loudly to everyone: "I know that you are all very hard, you have lived in this dark place for decades, birds don't, and you can't call birds don't, there are no birds here. Second, there is good news for you. When the general said this, he paused deliberately, looked around, and saw that everyone was staring at him with doubts and hopeful eyes, and said with satisfaction: "That is, everyone's wish to go home is about to come true!" You will soon be reunited with your parents, family, wife and children! ”

As soon as he finished speaking, the room became so quiet that he could hear a pin drop on the floor. Everyone understands why the general has engaged in such a big battle as soon as he comes, and it is a slap and a red date, it turns out that this is to drive us away.

"Why didn't you react?" The general was a little puzzled in his heart, here, it is no different from imprisonment and exile, don't these people want to go home, how is it possible?

Go home? The people here, no one is a fool, just because they are all powerless, powerless and have no background, they took the initiative to ask to come here and live an almost prisoner-like life, just for a big treasure on this blue planet, a big secret, whether his family can turn over, he put all his bets here. Now, the fruit is ripe, and this is to be grabbed.

The colonel said, "General, we don't quite understand what this means. "The colonel originally thought that the general came to target him this time, after all, he had offended his former boss, General Femi, who borrowed a knife to kill people and wanted to kill himself.

General Zhengse said: "What General Ben means: From now on, everything here will be taken over by General Ben. Rest assured, General Ben will never treat you badly! What General Fermi promised you, this General will double it! ”

According to legend, there is a great treasure on this blue planet that has been secretly passed down in its own family for thousands of years. What exactly this treasure is, no one knows. In order to stay here, he poured all his possessions, camped everywhere, and exhausted his possessions to get this position.

The general is right, this is a place where birds don't, for thousands of years, not to mention the general, even the rat has never seen it, and now, a general suddenly appeared, I don't know what the general's intention is, whether he heard any rumors, came to grab peaches with him, or passed by, to his own territory to brush his majesty, how can he not make him nervous.

When the general saw that everyone was not reacting, he shouted: "Why, are you going to disobey orders!" ”

"Yes! Checkmate! The colonel put his feet together, gave a military salute, and said, "From now on, only the general's orders will follow!" As a soldier, it is a serious crime to dare to disobey orders, and the lighter one is dismissed from office, and the heavier one is to kill himself, and there is nowhere to cry out for injustice.

The general was still very satisfied with the colonel's attitude, and said, "It's all gone, Mr. Colonel, you stay." ”

After everyone left, the general found a place to sit down, and the colonel quickly took a cup, filled the general with a drink, and then stood up straight.

The general, perhaps genuinely thirsty, perhaps to create an atmosphere for conversation, picked up the glass of water, blew it, and took a slow sip.

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Nicholas. Temp, are you surprised that it's me and not General Fermi who is here, Colonel Aha Menes? The general put down the cup, looked at the colonel with a grin, and said, "He, alas~"

The general sighed deliberately, but there was no trace of sadness in the corners of his eyes, on the contrary, he exposed the schadenfreude in his heart, "General Fermi is not guaranteed to have a good night, embezzlement, bribery, prostitution, and prostitution. At such an age, I can still engage in prostitution and prostitution, it's really my generation... What a role model, which makes General Ben envious. ”

When the colonel heard this charge, he felt a little puzzled: "General Fermi... Prostitution, prostitution? ”

"Huh? Ah, yes, yes, that's the crime. Damn..."The general also seemed to feel that this crime was a little strange, and cursed, but no one understood what this 'damn' meant.

The colonel sneered in his heart, a general, can both prostitute and prostitute, this job is not ordinarily difficult, it seems that he didn't fancy himself at the beginning, but he was blessed. His opponent, in order to bring him down, is really unscrupulous, an old man who is about to fall into the ground, he doesn't know whether to cry or laugh when he is charged with this crime.

It seems that Fermi must have known some rumors, otherwise, he would not have sent himself here, but does this broken shoe general know this secret? If so, how much did he know, and the colonel decided to test it: "Fermi... Checkmate... He? ”

The general said casually: "Dead! ”

"Dead?" This result was somewhat unexpected by the colonel, and he asked, "This crime is not a capital crime, is it?" ”

The general said: "The crime is not big, but can he be embarrassed to live?" He committed suicide. As he spoke, the general casually glanced at the colonel out of the corner of his eye, wanting to see his expression.

"Oh" The colonel lowered his head slightly, and his face did not change. But the vigilance against this general in his heart has increased a little, and his contempt has also increased a little, and he secretly said in his heart: "People who engage in prostitution and prostitution have no face to live, what about you, hum!" Lick broken shoes everywhere, but the world knows it! ”

Seeing that the colonel did not react, the general asked strangely, "You don't seem to be surprised at all by the death of General Fermi?" ”

"Ah, I don't know General Fermi well?" To tell the truth, he asked to see General Fermi several times, but the old general did not even let him enter the door, and returned the gift he had given.

"You're his colonel, and you're not familiar with General Fermi?" This answer surprised the general, the colonel is not a captain, a general may not recognize all his captains, but it is impossible not to know his colonel!

The colonel replied with a blank face, "Back to the general." I'm hereditary, my dad knows him, I don't know him. ”

"Oh, that's right." The corner of the general's mouth showed a hint of ridicule, and said, "Your father and General Fermi know each other, why didn't he arrange a good place for you?" ”

"My dad died......"

"Oh, no wonder..."No wonder I had to find a backer everywhere by all means, it turned out that I knew that my foundation was unstable. The trace of jealousy that the general still had in his heart disappeared, and he didn't feel relieved, so he didn't say anything more.

The colonel saw that the conversation fell silent, and wanted to take the opportunity to get out, so he said: "The general has a long journey, I..."

Before the colonel could finish speaking, the general waved his hand, interrupted him, and said, "Ah, this is not in a hurry, I think you should have something to say to me, right?" ”

"Me?" The colonel hesitated for a moment, of course knowing that the general meant that he wanted him to tell him his secret, and he did not dare to hesitate for too long, and after a little contemplation, he said: "Resolutely obey the leadership of General Nicholas Dimple." ”

"Hmm~ and..."

"I wish General Nicholas Tempu, eternal happiness and longevity."

"And..."

"I wish General Nicholas Temp success, invincibility and victory!"

"And..."

"May General Nicholas Dimp be resourceful, brave and good at fighting, and live forever in our hearts."

"Huh?"

"The subordinates should die, they are forever alive, immortal, longevity, wisdom and martial arts, and great blessings."

A simple and rough sycophant, the colonel was not stingy and rolled out, regardless of the general's gradually stunned face. He clearly knows that since the other party has openly rejected his refuge, no matter how much he wags his tail and begs for mercy, he will not make the other party feel pity, at this time, the best response is to be upright, upright, and use Yang to deal with the conspiracy, he is sure that the general will never be a whim, conscience found, suddenly show mercy to them, what conspiracy there is, he doesn't know, but the best way to deal with the unknown conspiracy is Yang Mou, put everything in the sun. In short, if you don't appreciate it, I don't appreciate it either!

"Papapa" The general slapped his face, and the stunned expression on his face disappeared completely, replaced by excitement and even some intoxication, "Is there anything else, is there anything else?" I haven't heard of any of these words you said, it's so good, and when you hear it, you know it's very powerful. I didn't expect me to be so powerful, you repeat, I'll find a small notebook to write it down, and when I go back, I'll read it to them, and see who dares to laugh at me for always saying typos. ”

The colonel, who thought he would scold himself and then drive himself out, didn't expect to get this result, thinking that the general was talking back, but if you look closely, the general's face is not like. On the contrary, the colonel was made unable to speak, and there he was. Because, our lovely general really took out a small notebook, took out a pen, and was about to take notes! As the saying goes, you are not embarrassed, but it is others who are embarrassed, and now, it is the colonel himself who feels embarrassed.

"Wise and powerful... Great, I also think I'm very wise and martial, how do you write the word 'god'? The general took notes seriously, and if he didn't understand, he humbly asked for advice.

"Huh?" The colonel really doesn't know what to do, is this general pretending to be stupid, or does he really not know how to write? Of course you can write, but you can't write yourself, what's the matter, you're more capable than a general? You can't write it.

Perhaps in a hurry, the colonel hesitated for a moment and said, "General, this... The last general can't write, and I usually draw a circle when I can't write. ”

"Oh, good way, good way" The general nodded, and said as he wrote: "Wise o Wu, Hong Fu o Tian." After thinking about it for a while, I added a few more strokes to the O in front of me, drawing it like the sun shining, and drew a horizontal line on the O in the back, and then, nodding with satisfaction, very satisfied with my creativity!

"What does that mean?"

"Hey, it's easy to forget just drawing a circle, you look at this, it's all glowing, of course it's 'God', this is easier to remember, the head is up to the sky, isn't it the blessing of the sky." Well, it's much better than you draw circles. The general proudly flaunted his ingenuity.

The colonel had to give a thumbs up and sincerely admired: "The general is really brilliant and witty"

"You see, Colonel Aha Menes," said General Dimpu, "I have told you all the secret of my illiteracy, which no one knows, and this is the top secret of our army. Well, I'm honest enough. Will you share your secrets with me? ”

"The general laughed, how could the general be illiterate." The colonel's heart tightened, and he said, "But, I... I don't have any secrets. ”

The general said: "That, that, that's not interesting enough, when I came, General Fermi told me everything, saying that you have a big secret." ”

The colonel said, "Subordinate... The subordinates really don't... Don't understand... General, could it be a miscommunication, I really don't have any big secrets. ”

"You won't take such a big good thing to yourself, right? Make an offer! ”

"Yes, yes, since the general knows it, his subordinates will not hide it" The colonel gritted his teeth as if he had made up his mind, and said, "The subordinates like... I like to help my female colleague rub her shoes or something... General, I swear, I just like to collect some women's shoes, but these are worn shoes, worthless. ”

"You ...... too" This explanation surprised the general, but fortunately, although people are old, their brains still react quite quickly, "I mean, this is your big secret?" ”

The colonel was a little embarrassed and said: "Yes, general, I'm me, I'm just this secret, if you like it, I'll give it all to you, no, don't want money!" ”

"Really?!" The general's eyes flashed, and his face immediately sank, and he shouted: "Presumptuous, what do you want those broken shoes for?" You better tell the truth, don't talk about it, otherwise, don't blame this seat for being ruthless. ”

Liu Chang, Jesus, and the disciples of the defense group, as well as some disciples who came to join in the fun out of curiosity, had been listening to the voice messages from the other party for several days in a row, and determined that the other party was a space predator from the direction of the Heavenly Wolf. What is a cosmic predator, that is, some people wandering in the vast universe, encountering a planet that can be used or plundered, they will rob it, and when the planet's energy is exhausted, they will run to the next target.

Originally, they had come to Earth thousands of years ago, and had established plundering coordinates, ready to start plundering the earth's resources.

However, I don't know if it was luck or misfortune, when they were preparing to act, they discovered the existence of the base, which was the 'big secret' in the colonel's mouth, and when they felt that the scientific and technological level of the base might be higher than theirs, they were ready to escape, but they found that the base did not seem to react to their invasion, so they became bold and established a monitoring point on Mars.

Liu Chang and the others took off into the air at the beginning, and the movement was very loud, which also alarmed these predators.

They don't have the courage to attack Liu Chang and them, but the value of the 'big secret' in the colonel's mouth is that after Liu Chang and they left, the abandoned base is also a treasure for them, in case they can find one or two useful things, it is a priceless treasure for them.

In the meeting hall, the seats were full, all the members of the 100-member group attended, and there were also the second and third generations of disciples who attended, and the number was at least more than 200 people. Although there were a large number of people, everyone almost fought to breathe, and Yaqi was silent. This is an emergency, everyone doesn't know how to deal with it, and they all want to know how to deal with it in the end, so they all set their eyes on Liu Chang, Jesus, Jones, Gannidu and Mary who are sitting at the top.

"Otherwise, we'd better leave it alone, they're not targeting us anyway." Jones was the first to break the silence, not only for herself, but for many people. This is the superficial reason, and the deeper reason is that they have never experienced actual combat at present, and they do not understand their true strength, that is, they have no confidence.

"I disagree!" Before Liu Chang and them could react, a voice came from the crowd, and everyone looked back and saw that it was Nizi, Liu Ni. After Liu Ni stepped down as the chairman of the 100-member group, she could have automatically added people to the Senate, but for some reason, Liu Ni later withdrew from the senate, and now, her identity is that of an ordinary disciple, not even a member of the 100-member group. So, in this hall, there is not even a seat for her. But after all, she is the senior sister, and when she heard her speak, everyone took the initiative to make a way for her. Nizi stepped forward along the passage, stood between the hundred-man group and the senate, and said, "They are going to dig the Himalayas, this is absolutely not possible!" This is my grandmother's burial place, and I am not allowed to disturb the purity of her old man's house. ”