Chapter 135: We'll fool too

"What are you laughing at?" Originally, both of them were very depressed, Liu Chang, depressed Although he took over such a big industry, he looked very proud, who knows, this industry is like a golden treasure in the arms of a child, there is no power to protect, in case one day he is remembered by a strong man, he is a dead end, because he has no power to protect himself; Jesus, on the other hand, saw that the land under his feet was about to suffer, and he could only watch and be helpless.

Originally, they were relatively speechless, and they all lowered their heads and drank sullenly, as if they were getting more and more bored, but when they looked up, they found that the corners of Jesus' mouth actually showed a smile, and they couldn't help but ask curiously.

Jesus said, "Do you remember a child named Leonardo da Vinci?" ”

"Da Vinci?" Liu Chang thought for a while, shook his head and said, "No impression, what's wrong with him?" Why did you suddenly think of him? After speaking, looking at Jesus, he was very strange, the savior, who was heartbroken just now, suddenly let go of the mentality of purifying all sentient beings and brought up a child. He was so instigated by him that he had just brewed a little sad emotion, and he laughed.

Liu Chang glanced at the cup in his hand, and measured in his heart, whether to give it to him, forget it, there is still wine, it can't be wasted.

"He" Jesus laughed twice, looking at Liu Chang's swaying wine glass playfully, as if he sensed the malice from Liu Chang, but he just leaned his body on the back of the chair, let his body stay away as much as possible, and then told Liu Chang about Vincy, and finally, Jesus said: "This little fellow, I am still waiting for you to invite him to dinner and play games." ”

"Little boy?" Liu Chang seemed to think of something.

Jesus said "um", "Remember?" ”

Liu Chang continued to ask, "Eight or nine years old?" ”

Jesus said, "Yes, how do you have an impression?" ”

Liu Chang said tentatively: "Is it the little boy who wants to demolish the school?" ”

"Oh?" Jesus paused slightly, and then laughed, "Hahaha, it's really him, you don't say I forgot, he was five or six years old at the time, and now, eight or nine years old, it's really him!" You promised people to eat and play games, so don't break your trust with others. ”

Hearing Liu Chang say this, Jesus also remembered that at the celebration banquet, the little boy, who didn't want to go to school, found Liu Chang and wanted to entrust him to blow up the school.

Liu Chang said suspiciously: "When did I agree?" I kept my eyes open every day, I was so busy that I couldn't go to some teaching classes, and I played games with him. ”

Jesus said, "Say, 'That big-eyed, bald, hairless fellow, isn't you?' Hehehe, among us people, one counts as one, whether it is an adult or a child, but you are the only one, um~~ bald! ”

"Seems to be." Liu Chang touched his bald head, his eyebrows were twisted together, and said, "But, I really don't remember when I saw him, I, I'm sick of old age, and my memory has declined?" Impossible? ”

Hearing Liu Chang's denial, Jesus was also a little unsure, no matter what, Liu Chang would not cheat on such a small matter, of course, he sometimes cheated, but every time he cheated, he played openly, justifiably, and never sneakily: "Really? ”

Liu Chang said: "There really isn't! ”

"That's weird, who could it be?" Jesus suddenly became cautious, and now it was a time of tension, Jesus restrained his smile and said, "Will anyone get involved?" Listening to Vincy's description, it is not like a lie. ”

At this point, Jesus could no longer sit still, nor did he bother to drink, so he put down his glass, got up, and walked out, "I'll go and ask!" ”

Liu Chang didn't react much, he still sat there, holding a cup, thinking a little. The base wasn't as perfect as he had thought it would be, and it wasn't surprising that someone could sneak in.

From the time he came into contact with Nuwa, he confirmed this, the road he took was the road of science and technology, this road is very practical, but not perfect, technology is full of loopholes. The way forward is to fill these holes one by one. This is just the first starting point for him to start, and his road is still very long, because, technically, the loophole cannot be patched, and after this loophole is filled, there will be new loopholes.

Jesus went for a long time, about an hour later, Jesus returned, and when he came in, Liu Chang saw Jesus holding a game console in his hand.

This thing is very common in the base, and it is a necessary tool for leisure and entertainment in those disciples and disciples' families.

Liu Chang was still sitting in his original position, not speaking, just looking at Jesus puzzled, waiting for his answer.

"Figured it out," Jesus sat down, put the console on the table, and said, "That's what caused the trouble." ”

Jesus turned on the game console and brought up the transcript of the conversation......

Liu Chang looked at Jesus suspiciously, and said, "What? This voice seems familiar......"

Jesus turned on another device and said, "Listen to this again."

This sound was the detector that intercepted the other party at the beginning, and it was transformed into a bugging device by a few little guys in the technical team. A passage taken from a bug.

Liu Chang said: "Is it difficult? ”

Before Liu Chang finished speaking, Jesus said with some excitement: "Yes, these two voices, after comparison, are one person, and that is the woman named 'Xiaozhi'er'. This is the people in the opposing camp. It's just that, because it's a game console, you can't receive any information now, and if you want to receive the other party's signal, you must get closer, and the distance can't exceed half a second. ”

Liu Chang knew the reason, and he was relieved, as long as there was nothing wrong on his side. However, he suddenly noticed that Jesus' tone and face were a little abnormal, and he couldn't help asking, "Just find out if someone has mixed in, why are you so excited?" ”

Jesus asked curiously, "Aren't you excited?" ”

Liu Chang replied, "Why should I be excited? ”

Jesus said, "Think about it, she is the woman who will be offered to the general's shoes." ”

"I don't wear shoes" Liu Chang deliberately turned sideways, looked at the shoes worn by Jesus, and said, "Do you want to find someone to wear shoes?" Your shoes are not dirty. ”

Jesus said, "What shoes do I wear?" This woman has a grudge, don't you hear it? ”

Liu Chang said: "Of course I know that she has grievances, but what does it matter to me, there are many people in the world who have grievances, and she is the oldest." ”

Seeing that Liu Chang had not understood what he meant, Jesus was a little anxious and said, "Why don't you understand what I mean?" I mean, we can take advantage of her resentment. ”

"What? Snatch her over? You are not suitable for her, you see that she is so ugly, or light..."Liu Chang still pretended to be confused, and almost said, 'She's still bald, and your taste is too chic'

Having said this, how could Jesus not know Liu Chang's thoughts, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Liu Chang! Why are you interfering with the department! I know it's not like you don't want to make a move!? Why don't we take advantage of this opportunity? ”

"Big brother, it's not that I don't want to make a move, we don't have hands! Let's rush over with a kitchen knife! You also cried just now, and I also shed tears with you. Just cry, or I'll cry with you for a while? It's stupid to put yourself in it" Liu Chang no longer played dumb riddles with Jesus, and said his thoughts bluntly, "I don't agree!" ”

Jesus also knew that all his efforts would be in vain if he could not convince this Lord, and he slowed down his tone and said, "We can rebel without our intervention." Let them fight among themselves, and we will watch the fire from the other side. explained his plan in the shortest words, he knew that his plan could not impress Liu Chang at all, what could impress Liu Chang was the next words, so he threw out a small temptation, "Didn't you say it, our defense is absolutely fine, if the real thing is uncontrollable, we will have time to run away." By the way, we can also test our defense systems, what a good test they are, have you thought about it? ”

Sure enough, after hearing what Jesus said, Liu Chang's expression was a little wonderful. Honestly, he was moved. Nuwa said that their characteristic is 'resistance to beating', but no one knows how far they can resist beating.

Seeing that Liu Chang was moved, Jesus encouraged him again and said, "How is it? Would you like to give it a try?"

"This..."Liu Chang was a little undecided.

Jesus also hurriedly struck the iron while it was hot, and said, "Let's use that trainer to test it, and if it is broken, we don't want it!" ”

"It's very valuable," Liu Chang said hesitantly.

"What if it doesn't break," Jesus said, "if you think about it, those little guys are flying this trainer, but they have been hanging in front of them for a long time, and the other party doesn't seem to notice it at all." What do you mean by that? ”

Liu Chang asked, "What does it mean?" ”

Jesus replied: "It means that our system of camouflage and concealment is infallible!" If you can't beat it, it's absolutely no problem to escape. Think about it again, if we succeed, not only will we protect the earth, but so many of the other party will not be ours? It's worth it. ”

"I know this, the key is" Liu Chang said: "What do we use to fight." ”

"Let's use their weapons," Jesus said, "and let's find that woman, and through her, we control their aircraft, and we use their weapons..."

"Stop" Liu Chang raised his hand, stopping Jesus from continuing.

"I'm not done yet." When Jesus saw Liu Chang interrupting his speech, he was afraid that he would not agree with his point of view, so he hurriedly said, "You have finished listening." ”

Liu Chang said: "You don't need to say it, I agree." ”

"You agree?" For Liu Chang's sharp turn, Jesus didn't react at all, just now the dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, why did he agree all of a sudden? I've got a lot of rhetoric to prepare. In addition to the temptation, what 36 schemes, the cheating and abduction are ready to be carried out again. Seduction, the key is that the other party is too ugly, and it is estimated that no one here is willing to dedicate himself!

"Yes, I agreed," Liu Chang said with a smile, "Actually, you can convince me by just saying two words, and you can talk about it for a long time." I don't know how you fooled so many believers."

Puzzled, Jesus asked, "Two words?" What two words? ”

"Weapons!! Hahaha" Liu Chang laughed, "We don't have weapons, they do!" We can snatch their weapons, if they are too backward, we can refer to them, and if they are very advanced, we can imitate them! There is no robbery, no artillery, we can see how they are made. You are at home, and I will lead the team myself. ”

"No way!" After listening to Liu Chang's words, Jesus also secretly scolded himself in his heart, he was indeed a little stupid, what can impress Liu Chang now? What righteousness, righteousness, what the fate of the earth, the future of mankind. For this lord, how can there be that thing, all of them are clouds of smoke and weapons, which is his current heart disease. However, when he heard that this kid was going to 'drive the expedition' Jesus, he was still startled, and hurriedly spoke out to stop him. Don't look at the weight of this kid, but the weight is not light, if he has a problem, then the problem will be big! "I'll go!"

"No, no, no, you are a gentleman; On playing hooligans, playing tricks, beating stuffy sticks, and releasing cold arrows, hehehehe, God, I don't underestimate you, I admit the second, do you dare to admit the first? Liu Chang said with some pride.

Jesus decisively said, "No! ”

Liu Chang said: "I said, why are you so stubborn." ”

"Hehe" Jesus first gave a smile, then his face sank, and he said, "No! ”

Seeing that Jesus didn't let go, Liu Chang was also a little anxious, and said, "You don't think that such a big matter, it's the first time, sending a few disciples can solve the problem, right?" ”

"How do you know I can't? This time I have to do it! Jesus also knew that he was indeed not good at doing this kind of thing, and it was most appropriate for Liu Chang to go. But Liu Chang's identity is too special to dare to be sloppy. The whole base, even if there is only one person left, as long as this person is Liu Chang, the base will be fine, but as long as this base loses Liu Chang alone, this base will be over.

Although this mission is not heavy, it is of great significance, that is, it can only succeed and not fail, Jesus continued: "Speaking of slashing each other with kitchen knives and fighting each other, I am not as good as you kid, hehe, speaking of fooling, Mr. Liu Chang, I have fooled millions of believers in three years, the kind that is desperate." Don't worry, fool a 'little branch', I'm absolutely fine." I can't even figure out a little girl, what face do I have to be God. I'll leave it to me, and you'll see. ”

After speaking, without waiting for Liu Chang to reply, Jesus got up and left.

Liu Chang also knew what Jesus was worried about, and his worries were not unreasonable, so Liu Chang did not insist anymore.

Hearing of such excitement, Jesus quickly called for several volunteers, and Mani was one of them. When this big black man heard that he was going to cut aliens with Jesus again, he immediately found Jesus to sign up and asked to join.

"What to cut people, what to cut people, who you listen to we are going to cut people!" Jesus was angry, this stupid big man was good at everything, but he couldn't do things with his brain, and when he heard about any fights, smashes and robs, he was very excited.

Jesus sternly reprimanded the violent Mani before explaining the main purpose of the operation to several volunteers. The key requirement is that we quietly enter the village, and those who shoot are not allowed to shoot.

"Can you get in touch?" Soon they returned to the place where Pete had been, and Jesus kept urging Da Vinci to contact each other, which is why Jesus took the risk to bring Vinci out, and the success or failure of the matter had a lot to do with whether or not he could contact the other party.

"Not yet," Vincy said, rubbing his ass with one hand, but with a look of frustration on his face.

"Don't worry, don't worry" Several pairs of anxious eyes around them stared at Vincy, obviously they were more anxious than Vincy, and they couldn't urge, so they could only comfort her, "She must still be sleeping, women are lazy and like to sleep lazy." ”

This little guy was the saddest of Pete's gang, he was lifted off the trainer plane by his mother, and it is said that as soon as he returned home, there was a mournful wail in the house. Seeing him rubbing his ass unconsciously, I knew that the rumors were true.

"Big... First Mate" Just when everyone's attention was focused on Vincy's game console, the disciple in charge of the guard let out a nervous shout, "Yes, someone is rushing towards us!" "Since it was the first time I had seen such a mission, although it was all voluntary, when I came, one by one I was majestic and high-spirited, but when I really faced the enemy, I was so nervous that I couldn't even speak coherently and stammered.

"Discovered?!" Jesus' heart chuckled, this is his car, a special flying machine, the performance is much stronger than that trainer, that trainer has not been discovered, how could his own car be discovered so quickly? Three steps into two steps, came to the monitor, and took a closer look, sure enough, there was a large enemy ship, rushing in his direction,

"What are you doing with a kitchen knife! Take your seat, and listen to me! Jesus turned around and saw Mani holding a black kitchen knife in the mountains in his hand, his hands trembling slightly, and his eyes were a little red, as if he was about to rush forward and dismantle the other man at a command, so he reprimanded him, and then gave the order.

Mani raised the kitchen knife and looked at it in front of him, put the kitchen knife behind his back, and smiled embarrassedly, the other party was a huge flying ship, and he knew that the kitchen knife was useless.

In fact, Jesus' heart is also hanging in his throat, there is no offensive weapon, what he can do is to accept the first round of attacks from the other side, to evaluate the defense strength of his side, he knows that this is very risky, maybe the other side will be turned into dust in the universe with a cannon fire. But this risk must be taken, otherwise, you will not be able to get close to the other party at all.

"Who did that?!" Seeing that the other party rushed towards him, just when everyone's nervous sweat wet their backs, everyone found that their aircraft had drifted sideways for dozens of miles, Jesus asked dissatisfiedly.

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, no one knows what's going on, and the other party, as if they didn't even realize their existence, swept past their eyes. "Are they blind?" A question came to everyone's minds, such a big object as themselves, right in front of their eyes, even if they didn't attack, they didn't even pay attention to it, as if they didn't see it, except for blindness, there was no second explanation.