"Give me chase! Catch up!! Jesus finally restrained his smile, cried out, patted Mani on the shoulder, and said, "Prepare your kitchen knife, young man, and go up and cut it!" ”

Jesus was so pleasant that he even spoke a bit like Liu Chang, with a ruffian. This defense is not only powerful, it is simply perverted! The elephant is invisible, it's really invisible, I can't beat you, and you don't even want to hit me, because you can't see me at all, this is the legendary stealth technique!

Jesus simply explained the matter to the crowd, and when they heard it, they were stunned and then ecstatic!

"We'll do invisibility!? After that, we went next door and stole money..."

"you, you're too unproductive, how could you think of stealing money next door, who can't steal it! Hahaha! ”

"Now, we're going to steal it now, and we're going to steal all the engines for him. I can't stop if I want to. I really want to see, they are flying, and suddenly they find that the engine is gone, what kind of expression! ”

Unlike the light-hearted atmosphere here, Colonel Aha Menes was rather depressed and angry. His men were cleared of the elements, and the rest of the men were here, and even then, his fleet could not be fully manned, less than 10,000 people.

"Come, stop! Take another step forward and shoot no matter what! In front of the rest cabin, two armed soldiers stood neatly in front of the door, one of them raised his hand to stop a middle-aged man who looked like an officer who ran up in a hurry.

"Hurry up, tell the Colonel, something's wrong! No, UFOs have been found! The visitor stopped, panting.

The guard did not have the slightest expression on his face, and replied mechanically: "The colonel is resting, no one is to disturb him." I'll wait until the colonel wakes up. ”

The man said, "The military situation is urgent, I must see the colonel right away!" ”

The guard said: "The colonel ordered that no one should be disturbed, otherwise, military law will be engaged!" ”

The comer said anxiously: "Enemy attack! There is an enemy attack!! Can you take responsibility for delaying the military situation? ”

The guard hesitated, the two looked at each other, and some couldn't make up their minds: "I... Why should I be responsible, I'm just a janitor. ”

The visitor said, "Then you let me in." I told the adults. ”

"No! The colonel said, no one can go in, let you in, my legs will be gone! "A guard stood up to stand in the way of the comers,

The man was crazy and scolded loudly: "Is your leg important, or is your life important?" Do you know that there is an enemy situation outside, and if you don't report to the colonel, we will all be finished! ”

"Hey" The guard who blocked the way turned to another guard and said, "You say, is it the leg or the life that is important?" ”

The other was originally out of the way, looking like he didn't care about himself, but when he heard his companion's question, he just looked at the other party's leg carefully, hesitated slightly, and then said, "Of course it is...... This leg is important, if the leg is gone, we will be useless, and sooner or later it will not be dead? ”

The questioner nodded and said, "Yes, what you said makes sense!" ”

"If you don't go in and report, I'll break your leg now, and you!" After the visitor finished speaking, he pointed his finger, and the direction of his finger was another guard.

The guard didn't stop him, but said softly: "What's the matter with me, I'm the gatekeeper." If you don't lose the door, you can enter if you want to enter, and I didn't stop you. Let's say okay first, the colonel said, whoever disturbs his old man's house will break someone's leg. Don't blame me for not reminding you! ”

Originally, the soldier said that he would break his legs, and the person who came didn't pay much attention to it, thinking that it was just a routine, but when he heard the soldier say the same, he believed it in his heart and asked, "Colonel... Is that really what you say? ”

"You go in first, and our brothers will carry you back later."

The person who came also reacted, these two guards, so desperately preventing themselves from entering, must have another reason, why don't you know, but it is certain that the colonel has no time to clone now, there must be something important, so he had to say: "That... That... I won't go in either, and when the colonel wakes up, you must tell your lordship that we have found a UFO, just ahead. ”

The soldier who spoke later, clasped his hands to his chest, and still said softly: "This... I don't dare say that, and we can't afford it if the colonel blames us for delaying the military situation. It's better for you to say it. ”

"You..." The person who came couldn't help but feel angry, and just wanted to attack, but suddenly understood that this was because the other party didn't want to, and maybe he didn't dare to take the responsibility of delaying the military situation, so he had to suppress his anger and said helplessly: "Didn't you say that whoever disturbs the adults will discount everyone's legs?" ”

The other person replied, "Yes! ”

Human: "Then you still let me in?" ”

"You went in for official business, and if you are lame, you can pay for medical treatment at public expense." The soldier didn't even change his posture and said, "I... We... We're different, we can't compare with adults, we're on temporary secondment."

The visitor asked, "What about the original guards?" ”

The one looked nervous and said, "This... We don't know. ”

The person was speechless, these two people were really not simple, in a few words, they pushed the responsibility cleanly, and they were really held accountable afterwards, he only said that he let himself in, but he didn't go in, he didn't have any responsibility at all, so he had to say: "Okay, okay, just because I haven't been here, it's okay?" ”

"Well... If the Colonel were to ask, what would I say? ”

"Huh?" The visitor rolled his eyes and said, "Who are you?" Have I seen you? How come I don't remember? ”

"You say, could there really be UFOs?" Looking at the back of the person leaving, one was a little worried.

The other sighed softly and said, "It doesn't matter if he is true or not, what did the colonel tell the two of us, our duty is to guard the door and not let anyone in, the aliens are coming, what does it matter to us; But if we disturb the Colonel's Yaxing, we will both be unlucky at once. We have only one loyalty, that is, we only listen to the words of the colonel, the colonel said that we will never say the west, and the loyalty without brains is loyalty, learn the point. ”

The two looked at each other and smiled, and the visitor turned and left, and the two guards also regained their majestic posture, like dutiful generals.

In the void, Jesus' flying machine hovered silently above the colonel's flagship like a behemoth, looking from afar like an eagle catching a mouse.

"Blind!" Seeing the unresponsive other party, Mani finally couldn't hold his breath anymore, and scolded loudly, originally thinking that as long as he turned off his stealth, the other party saw that he would either escape in a panic, or it would be a volley of artillery fire, okay, the other party came to turn a blind eye, which made the whole line have himself, like a fool.

Someone proposed to collide, but when they were about to try it, they found that they couldn't do it, this damn thing, there is an automatic dodge system, and if you don't want to rush up, you will automatically dodge it when you reach a certain distance.

"Can't touch it?" Grievances were raised.

"No way!" This is the reply given by the machine: "Violation of the safe operating rules, refusal to execute!" ”

"Listen up!" Everyone really had no choice but to use the last resort to threaten the other party first and see the other party's reaction, but the words came out of Mani's mouth, but they became like this: "Inform me, it's time to start robbing now!" This one... I opened this mountain, I planted this tree, if you want to pass by, leave to buy road wealth! ”

When Mani teleported this sentence out loud, everyone was stunned, why? I didn't do that, especially Jesus, whose face and neck were red and boiled crabs, and he was ashamed of himself.

"Brother, I can barely accept what you said about this mountain, I can barely accept it, what you said 'I planted this tree', I can't understand it, this is space, how can there be trees?" One of Mani's juniors pulled Mani's sleeve and asked in a whisper.

"Let, can we be smaller, quieter?" Jesus grabbed Mani's other sleeve and pleaded.

"Why be quiet," Mani looked left and right, deciding to explain to Jesus first, "Boss, we're robbing."

Jesus put his hand to his mouth, leaned close to Mani's ear, and whispered, "I know, I know, I mean can we... Can you be gentle? ”

Mani said suspiciously, "Gentle? How gentle? ”

Jesus said, "Meekness is... This one... This one... Fellows, don't be afraid, we are here to rob, yes, that's it, gentle and drizzly, to give people a feeling of spring breeze. ”

Mani still didn't understand, shook his head and said, "Huh? I don't understand. Boss, we're robbing, not sending warmth. ”

"Alas~ why don't you understand." Jesus said: "Consider how miserable it is for people to be robbed and their goods to be lost, and we must not let them be wounded again." ”

Mani finally got his senses, and said with a smile: "Yes, yes, yes, we can't say robbery, it hurts our self-esteem too much, and it's easy to leave a shadow in the other party's heart, to say, to say, this, this, 'borrow', yes, just say borrow, we ask them to borrow, you see, how polite it is." Boss, you say, what should we borrow from them? ”

At this time, someone also interjected next to him: "Of course I borrow their favorite, if I don't borrow it, I will turn my face!" Otherwise, how can you turn your face. ”

"Do you know what they like best?"

"How do I know this, don't all the worlds like money? We'll borrow money from them! ”

"Borrowing money, we don't use their money, besides, we're not bad for money."

"You can't borrow money, it's useless. Then what else to borrow, money beauty... They seem to like the girls the most, so we ask them to borrow them. ”

"Hahaha, you won't be a fancy to other people's girls, be careful, it's illegal to take a concubine!"

"What kind of concubine, those bald girls, you dare to ask for it."

"Then can they borrow it, if they don't know it, there will be a fight."

"It's good to fight, but I'm worried that I have no excuse. We kindly asked them to borrow the girls, and we dared not to borrow them, giving them face! Just borrow the. ”

"What if... What did they borrow? We still have to feed them, so what should we do? ”

"That's it, that's really 'borrowing the girl and taking the rice', and we're going to lose a lot."

"What are you afraid of, what did Master Jones say, just use it for work, let them farm, raise fish, and do housework, anyway, it won't be bad! By the way, what else does Mr. Jones want? ”

"Mr. Jones seems to want everything."

"Then we'll borrow everything, and borrow whatever we see!"

Everyone chattered and chattered for a long time, and finally unified their opinions, borrowing girls! Find them to borrow!!

"How? Top dog! What about this reason? Mani asked Jesus.

And Jesus, on the other hand, can only be described in one word--- dumbfounded! These people are their own students, they are really Liu Chang's disciples, not only have the same tone, but also have the same thoughts and ideas! It's better to find this excuse, it is better to directly hold a large knife to the other party's neck, and say, 'It's a robbery, everyone cooperates', and the hooligan is so fresh and refined. I'm just reminding you not to be so savage; As for them, they are not barbaric, but they are more hooligans, but this situation cannot be stopped, so they can only say: "Alas, you are casual, just assume that I don't know." ”

Seeing that Jesus had no opinion, Mani cleared his throat again, turned into the transformed microphone, and said loudly: "Hey, the other side, you listen carefully, our boss said, discuss with you, borrow something from us." Send someone right now, and we'll talk. ”

Different from the previous invitation to rob, this time the other party quickly responded, because everyone soon saw a small flying machine flying over, obviously the other party sent someone over.

However, when everyone brought each other in, the person who came revealed his true face, which still brought a lot of surprise to everyone.

Vincy was the first to recognize the identity of the person and said, "You are the branch?" ”

"Yes, yes" The woman named Zhi'er looked a little nervous, and she hadn't recognized the child who greeted him, who had been talking to her, and it was very strange that the other party could call her name all at once.

"It's me, it's me!" Seeing that the other party hadn't recognized him yet, Vincy was a little anxious, so he hurriedly ran to the front and pointed to his nose and said.

"You are?" The visitor still didn't recognize Vincy, but the voice felt somewhat familiar.

"This, this" Vincy hurriedly took out his game console, opened their conversation record, and when his shadow appeared on it, he suddenly realized, "It turned out to be you!" ”

"Of course it's me." Vincy was very proud to see that the other party finally recognized him. Along the way, he kept contacting her, but he couldn't get in touch, he thought she was sleeping lazy, but he didn't expect her to appear in front of him.

Everyone gathered around, this was the first time they had seen alien creatures other than humans, and it was not surprising that she was still a bald head, because her avatar appeared in Vincy's game console, with a big head, big eyes, like two black grapes, no eyebrows, a flat nose, not looking closely, like two black beans, that were nostrils, the mouth was also very small, and the limbs were slender, like ants walking upright.

From their conversations, the people also learned the identity of the comer. When everyone had seen the surprise, Jesus came up from behind and said, "Girl, since you have been sent, let us talk."

To be honest, Jesus was somewhat surprised that the other party could take the initiative to send someone to communicate, especially when he sent a woman, who was Jesus, and was also full of curiosity.

Before anyone else could speak, Jesus took the initiative to open the conversation, after all, the other party showed good intentions, and if the matter could be resolved peacefully, of course, it would be the best.

"No," the visitor bowed his head and replied in a low voice, "I'm not here to negotiate." ”

"Then what did they send you for?" Not only Jesus, but everyone else didn't understand this when they heard it.

"I... I sneaked here..."After speaking, this alien named Zhi'er actually had tears in his eyes, "I have no way to live." ”

"Then why did you dare to come here? Are you not afraid of death? ”

"I... Me, sooner or later, they're going to kill me..."

The plot reversed too quickly, Mani's threat, did not wait for the other party's resistance, nor did it attract the other party's surrender, but attracted a traitor, or a female traitor, this result was too much beyond everyone's expectations.

"Mr. Jesus" Just when everyone was not knowing what to do, a disciple walked up to Jesus and whispered to Jesus, "I have found something strange." ”

Jesus said, "What is it?" ”

The visitor said, "I can't confirm whether it's a weapon or a bomb or something." ”

Although the voice of the person who came was very small, the word 'bomb' fell on everyone's ears even more clearly, and they couldn't help but be shocked and said angrily: "You surrendered? ”

Seeing everyone's different expressions and glaring at herself, Zhi'er didn't know what was going on, "I..."

Jesus groaned for a moment, waved his hand, and said, "Go, go and see!" And he took the lead and walked out.

Everyone followed this Jesus, and came to the flying machine that Zhi'er was riding, which was a rather beautiful flying machine, only two people sat down, and it should be a private daily means of transportation, and a strange object was placed in the storage warehouse, and Jesus asked, "Is this it?" What is it? ”

"This—It's an atomic bomb!" Seeing this object clearly, Zhi'er suddenly sat down on the ground.

Jesus asked, "What is the atomic bomb!?" ”

One of his disciples explained to Jesus, "It's a terrible bomb." ”

Jesus said, "Is it dangerous? ”

The disciple said: "It is very dangerous, it is a neutron fission weapon." However, it is useless now, because we neutralize all the electromagnetic signals here, and all of its programs cannot be run. ”

Jesus glanced at the confessor who was lying on the ground, his eyes flashed with anger, and he said directly in ancient Egyptian: "Can you explain that?" ”

"I—I don't know, I really don't know." Zhi'er defended weakly.