"Wait, wait" Mani raised his hand to stop the chatter of the two cats, he was indeed a little confused.

Originally, after receiving the invitation of the other party to agree to meet and talk, Mani was very excited, his plan finally succeeded, and he was thinking about how to blackmail the other party fiercely, but also trembling in front of the senior brothers, and even, he thought he was proud to set up a long list, what, how much is a battleship, how much is an atomic bomb, how much is a cannon, and even, even the price of an egg, Mani has repeatedly scrutinized it several times, for fear that the other party will get the list, take a look, and say' Oh, in that case, when it reaches the ears of the senior brothers, I am afraid that I will never have the face to see people in the future.

However, but, these two babies, he doesn't play cards according to the routine, kneeling and kowtowing can be regarded as the etiquette of the guests, and Mani is also a lot of adults who don't care, and follow the local customs, their etiquette should be respected no matter what, what does it mean to 'lead everyone to take refuge, and there is no second heart'? You've all taken refuge, and I'm still doing a fart business, knocking on a fart bamboo pole, "Who told you to surrender, how can you surrender, no!" No surrender! Mani categorically rejected the bully's request.

"My lord, my lord" The two didn't expect that the other party would simply refuse their request, looking at each other, not knowing what to do. If you go back like this, being reprimanded by the colonel is a trivial matter, whether you can save your life is a question, you can't, so you have to beg: "You have pity on us, let us surrender, we are sincerely surrendering, we will never dare to have two hearts." ”

"You have pity on me, okay? This is my first business, but I can't mess it up. What about the two of you, go back and discuss with your steward first, and then make another request, for example, hehe" Mani rubbed his hands and smiled wickedly, "and then raise the price?" Don't worry, although you ask for the sky-high price, throw off your cheeks and ask for it, buddy, I'm not short of money. With that, Mani stared at the two of them with a straight gaze, as if trying to see the flowers in their faces.

The buyer asked the seller to raise the price, and it was a sky-high price increase, so that Ivan and the old sparrow couldn't understand at all, what did this adult mean, why hadn't he encountered this good thing before? If he had met such a good person before, the old sparrow felt that he would definitely hold him and nibble twice, calling him father. No, I remember when I was a child, I asked my father for money, and I was beaten all over the yard, and my front tooth was knocked out at that time.

"Is it really okay to ask for any money?" The old sparrow asked tentatively.

"Yes, yes, yes, whatever you want, whatever you want—" Mani quickly gave him an encouraging look and replied with a grin, as if encouraging a bad boy to do bad things.

"Shut up! What do you want, adults are joking with you. Ivan glared at the old sparrow, if it weren't for the fact that Mani was still there, Ivan would have wanted to slap the old sparrow with his head caught in the elevator, and give him another kick, what kind of person is this, why was he blind in the first place, and rescued him back.

The old sparrow muttered a few times, as if he was still not convinced, but in the final analysis, he still didn't dare to make a sound.

"Ah, so on," said Mani, "you discuss it first, I have some business." After saying that, he walked away with a smile on his face.

Ivan listened sideways, confirmed Mani's footsteps, and waved his hand to give the old sparrow the slap he had just deposited: "You don't want to die?" I dare to ask adults for money, I think you are a mouse to be an escort for the old cat, and you don't want to die if you ask for money. ”

The old sparrow felt that he was very wronged, although he was slapped in the face, he was not convinced, and said in a low voice: "It was the adults who said to give money, and it was not what I wanted." ”

"You dare to be stubborn, don't you?" Ivan shook his hand and slapped him again.

This time, the old sparrow did not dare to squeak.

Until now, the old sparrow has not figured out why the colonel will participate in the negotiations, such a major matter, shouldn't he appoint his own intimate backbone, and count the onion himself. Within a few days of his arrival, he became a confidant of the colonel, and even if someone dared to say this kind of thing, he himself would not dare to believe it.

"Could it be that a spark suddenly flashed in Sima's mind, "chrysanthemums bloom, good luck comes?" ”

Thinking, thinking, the more I think about it, the more I feel that this is the case, since the chrysanthemum bloomed, it seems that everything is developing on the smooth side, and if I want to be a deserter, I escaped smoothly, and I was about to starve to death, and I was saved by Ivan. If you get it done this time, whether it's fragrant or spicy in the future, you can eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, thinking about it, Harazi actually flowed down the corners of your mouth - the spring of my old sparrow has arrived!

"Hey, you say," Ivanovich was in no mood to care about the old sparrow's heart, and he was being left by Mani's words, and he was tormented to death.

If he couldn't complete this mission, he would definitely not have his own good fruit to eat when he went back, and he really couldn't figure out what this Mani man meant. However, when he was about to discuss with the old sparrow what to do, he found that this obscene guy seemed to have fallen into evil, "What's wrong with you?" ”

"I" The old sparrow quickly wiped away his saliva and quibbled, "I'm trying to think..."

"Thinking?" Ivanovich said: "Do you think not with your brain, but with your saliva? Look at your drool, it's too difficult for you, is the saliva enough, or, I still have it, borrow some from you? Ivanovich was so angry that he wanted to spit all over his face.

"I'm really thinking, sir." The old sparrow immediately made a serious thinking posture, frowning, scratching his head, and rolling his eyes.

Ivan said: "Then tell me what you have in mind." ”

"I'm thinking, my chrysanthemum luck ......" The old sparrow startled himself as soon as he spoke, how could he tell the truth? Peeked at Ivan, saw that Ivan didn't react, and listened carefully, so he continued with confidence: "Borrow flowers, borrow ...... Ah, by the way, the lord just now, he wanted to borrow money from us..."

"Borrow money?" Ivanovich turned his head and looked at the old sparrow beside him, "Are you sure that the adults are trying to borrow money from us?" ”

"Why didn't he make us surrender? Didn't give money! No good, why did he make us surrender. ”

"Hmm~~" Ivanovich nodded and said, "It seems to make sense, if you don't give money, who will do things for you." Alas, what kind of world is this, even surrender has to give benefits.

However, as soon as he figured out the joint, Ivanovich was stumped by another question, "we didn't bring any money, do you have any money?" ”

"You didn't bring any money? You came to surrender without money? The old sparrow was really angry this time, and even forgot his identity, so he pointed at Ivan's nose and scolded: "How can you surrender without money?" Look at what I'm doing! Don't ask me to borrow money, you can borrow anything, just don't borrow money, I don't know Uncle Qian well. ”

"What should I do, who should I borrow from?" Ivan was really at a loss and could only spin in place. I only heard that the rebellion has to give money, but I haven't heard that the surrender has to give money, if there is money, who the fuck surrenders, isn't it fragrant for him to run away with money, "You fucking think of a way, what are you looking at with your eyes!" ”

"Hey" The old sparrow seemed to have discovered a new world, and excitedly pulled Ivan's clothes and said, "My eyes are not spent, I seem to have seen a beautiful woman." ”

"Beauty, beauty!" Ivanovic angrily kicked the old sparrow a few times, and said while kicking: "At this time you are still thinking about beautiful women!" ”

"Really, really, don't believe it!" The old sparrow hurriedly took Ivan's hand and pointed it out to him, and in the direction of the old sparrow's finger, sure enough, there was a fellow of the same kind, and an alien cub was walking towards them.

"It's really..."Ivan rubbed his eyes to confirm that it was the same kind, and when he looked closely, he couldn't help but be shocked, and exclaimed: "Ah! It's Lilia! Isn't this dead woman dead? ”

"What is it called, what is it called! You are crazy! The old sparrow was so frightened that he covered Ivan's mouth, but his eyes were fixed on Lilia who was getting closer and closer, and the harness in his mouth flowed.

"This girl is not a good person, you must not beat her idea" Although her mouth was covered, the voice still came out, seeing the old sparrow's cheap look, how could Ivan not know his thoughts, so he warned her, she didn't even take the colonel in her eyes, you are an old thief, how could you get into Lilia's eyes, dream.

"Secretary Ivan, hello" Lilia walked to the front, a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and greeted Ivan: "We meet again"

"You know?" The old sparrow let go of his hand, looked at Lilia, and then at Ivan, frowned, and asked puzzled.

Lilia didn't even glance at Sima Xiangbei, and said to Ivan, "Is the colonel okay?" He's not dead. Hey, how could the colonel die, they all say that good people don't live long, and disasters live for thousands of years, and I'm also worried about it. "Ivan is a big celebrity in front of the colonel, and Lilia is quite familiar with him, so he doesn't speak politely.

"That's not right," the old sparrow said secretly: "How can this have a flirtatious painting style, is there a secret in this that I don't know?" He didn't know the story, and thought that this little girl was talking the opposite, so he said solemnly: "I don't allow you to slander our great Colonel, who is not only a leader in our work, but also a mentor on the road of life and a model for life." The old sparrow saw that the beauty didn't pay attention to him at all, and was very disappointed, and before Ivan could speak, he took over the conversation and blew the conch, not really to praise the colonel, but just wanted to attract the attention of the beauty through this topic, and did not expect the beauty to agree with his own point of view, even if he scolded himself a few words.

As long as the beauty speaks, whether it is to praise herself or scold herself, the old sparrow decides to carry out the shamelessness to the end.

If it's to praise yourself, hehe, I'll twist it and tell Xiaomeiniang tactfully that you haven't praised enough; If it's scolding yourself, it's a bit troublesome, you can't just scold yourself, so who should I scold?

Vincy, who came with him, didn't know the twists and turns between them, he just felt a little curious, so he looked around the two of them, and from time to time he made a comparison with Lilia to see what the difference was between them.

After two turns, Vincy finally came to the conclusion: "Humph! At first glance, you don't look like a good person. Vincy said, pointing to the old sparrow.

"Who said that?" Sima Xiangbei, who was still thinking about Lilia, didn't care about an alien cub, and when he heard this, he instinctively retorted: "I don't think you look like ......" Halfway through the words, he felt wrong, so he bit off the back half and swallowed it back, what are you here for? I came to ask someone to take me in, and the alien cub is also an alien, but I don't dare to offend, let alone talk back, so I have to say aggrievedly: "Why am I not a good person?" I, I'm a good person, really a good person."

As soon as they met, they were labeled as a 'bad guy', the old sparrow really wanted to cry without tears, although he also knew that he was not a good person, but was it really so bad? So fresh and refined? Is it so arrogant?

"And say you're not a bad person, Lilia" Vincy took Lilia's hand, pointed to the old sparrow's face, and said solemnly: "Look at his face, if the word 'bad guy' is written all over his face." ”

Lilia held back a smile, looked at it seriously, and nodded: "Oh, really, why do you have nothing to write so many 'bad guys' on your face?" ”

"Really?!" Watching the two of them sing and harmonize, the old sparrow was a little flustered, moved Ivan's shoulders with two hands, and said, "You, you, look at my face, is there the word 'bad guy'?" ”

"Hmm..."Ivan looked at the old sparrow's clean face, and suddenly he didn't know what to do, before, this old sparrow had no image, unkempt, buried all day long, but, after taking this task, the old sparrow was washed inside and out for three days, and almost plucked all the hair on his body.

After a little hesitation, he understood Vincy's intentions, but he was just finding fault. There was no way, no one was strong in the situation, so I had to follow Lilia and Vincy's meaning, and said, "This... It seems like... There really is... Why do you say you're writing 'bad guy' on your face, for fear that others won't know that you're a bad guy. ”

"Who did it?" After receiving the confirmation of the three people, the old sparrow suddenly became anxious, and said to Ivan viciously: "Is it you?" You must have secretly written it while I wasn't paying attention. When I said, I felt that the way you looked at me was wrong, and I felt strange in my heart, it turned out that you were here to make a mistake. ”

The more the old sparrow thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, no wonder the beauty came in, she didn't look at herself, it turned out that the reason was this, the old sparrow had red eyes, grabbed Ivan's collar, and shouted loudly: "You, you are not a good person, corruption, bribery, pimping, and any lack of virtue You do, don't let me not know." ”

"You, what do you say I'm doing? I didn't mess with you! Ivanovich didn't expect the old sparrow to have such a big reaction, but there was no way, he couldn't expose this alien cub in person, in case this cub made a fuss, the consequences would be unpredictable.

The old sparrow still refused to give up, and scolded loudly: "Didn't provoke me? You're embarrassed to say that you didn't mess with me, you made me anxious, I can do anything! ”

"Good! All right! Vincy was on the sidelines, clapping happily: "Tell me, tell me, what can you do." ”

"Why are you again?" Just as Vincy was gloating and clapping, Mani, who was out, walked in. As soon as he saw Vincy, his eyebrows were wrinkled together, his head was big, and wherever this kid appeared, it was a mess, and he was born to cause trouble.

"How? Have you discussed it? Hurry up and increase the price, after this village, there will be no more this store. Mani didn't bother to ask why Vincy and Lilia were here, they were both idlers now, and it wasn't surprising that they were there. What he cares about most is to collect the rags! Collect all the other party's things as rags.

After glancing at it, he saw that the old sparrow lowered his head, covered his face tightly with his two hands, as if he couldn't see anyone, and asked puzzledly: "You, what's wrong with you?" What are you doing with your face covered? ”

Seeing this, Vincy hurriedly said: "He said that he is a bad person and is embarrassed to meet people." ”

Mani said nonchalantly: "I'm just a rag collector, even if the price is not suitable, we can negotiate if it is not suitable." Are you a good person or a bad person, what do you care about us? How do you make it look like choosing a son-in-law? ”

"Yes" Hearing this, the old sparrow was stunned for a moment, as if he had reacted, "I'm a good guy or a bad guy, and it doesn't affect the price, why should I cover my face." So, he squirmed and took his hand off his face.

"Huh?" Mani sighed, he didn't pay attention at first, and when Mani observed it carefully, he couldn't help but sigh and said, "Mr. Sima, don't say it, look at your face carefully, you really look like a bad person, how are you long, as if you were caught by the door panel." ”

"You can see this?!" This time, not only Sima Xiangbei was surprised, but even Ivan's eyes widened in surprise, feeling incredible, "Sima Xiangbei's face was really caught by the door panel." ”

"Oh? It's true? When Mani heard this, he was also stunned, he just said it in passing, but he didn't expect it to become a prophecy, and he couldn't help laughing, "Haha, hahaha!" Da Vinci and Lilia were also happy, only Sima Xiangbei, his face was full of black lines, and he couldn't be happy, and he couldn't be happy, so he had to follow 'hehe' twice awkwardly.

"Tell your colonel to come over" Mani restrained his smile and said solemnly, "I received a notice from above, our boss wants to see him!" ”

Hearing this, Ivan and Sima were overjoyed at Peking University and said, "You agree to our surrender?" ”

"I don't know exactly what the situation is." Mani smiled and said, "Still, it's definitely good news. ”