"You know?" The old sparrow let go of his hand, looked at Lilia, and then at Ivan, frowned, and asked puzzled.

Lilia didn't even glance at Sima Xiangbei, and said to Ivan, "Is the colonel okay?" He's not dead. Hey, how could the colonel die, they all say that good people don't live long, and disasters live for thousands of years, and I'm also worried about it. "Ivan is a big celebrity in front of the colonel, and Lilia is quite familiar with him, so there is no politeness in his words.

"That's not right," the old sparrow said secretly: "How can this have a flirtatious painting style, is there a secret in this that I don't know?" He didn't know the story, and thought that this little girl was talking the opposite, so he said solemnly: "I don't allow you to slander our great Colonel, who is not only a leader in our work, but also a mentor on the road of life and a model for life." The old sparrow saw that the beauty didn't pay attention to him at all, and was very disappointed, and before Ivan could speak, he took over the conversation and blew the conch, not really to praise the colonel, but just wanted to attract the attention of the beauty through this topic, and did not expect the beauty to agree with his own point of view, even if he scolded himself a few words.

As long as the beauty speaks, whether it is to praise herself or scold herself, the old sparrow decides to carry out the shamelessness to the end.

If it's to praise yourself, hehe, I'll twist it and tell Xiaomeiniang tactfully that you haven't praised enough; If it's scolding yourself, it's a bit troublesome, you can't just scold yourself, so who should I scold?

Vincy, who came with him, didn't know the twists and turns between them, he just felt a little curious, so he looked around the two of them, and from time to time he made a comparison with Lilia to see what the difference was between them.

After two turns, Vincy finally came to the conclusion: "Humph! At first glance, you don't look like a good person. Vincy said, pointing to the old sparrow.

"Who said that?" Sima Xiangbei, who was still thinking about Lilia, didn't care about an alien cub, and when he heard this, he instinctively retorted: "I don't think you look like ......" Halfway through the words, he felt wrong, so he bit off the back half and swallowed it back, what are you here for? I came to ask someone to take me in, and the alien cub is also an alien, but I don't dare to offend, let alone talk back, so I have to say aggrievedly: "Why am I not a good person?" I, I'm a good person, really a good person."

As soon as they met, they were labeled as a 'bad guy', the old sparrow really wanted to cry without tears, although he also knew that he was not a good person, but was it really so bad? So fresh and refined? Is it so arrogant?

"And say you're not a bad person, Lilia" Vincy took Lilia's hand, pointed to the old sparrow's face, and said solemnly: "Look at his face, if the word 'bad guy' is written all over his face." ”

Lilia held back a smile, looked at it seriously, and nodded: "Oh, really, why do you have nothing to write so many 'bad guys' on your face?" ”

"Really?!" Watching the two of them sing and harmonize, the old sparrow was a little flustered, moved Ivan's shoulders with two hands, and said, "You, you, look at my face, is there the word 'bad guy'?" ”

"Hmm..."Ivan looked at the old sparrow's clean face, and suddenly he didn't know what to do, before, this old sparrow had no image, unkempt, buried all day long, but, after taking this task, the old sparrow was washed inside and out for three days, and almost plucked all the hair on his body.

After a little hesitation, he understood Vincy's intentions, but he was just finding fault. There was no way, no one was strong in the situation, so I had to follow Lilia and Vincy's meaning, and said, "This... It seems like... There really is... Why do you say you're writing 'bad guy' on your face, for fear that others won't know that you're a bad guy. ”

"Who did it?" After receiving the confirmation of the three people, the old sparrow suddenly became anxious, and said to Ivan viciously: "Is it you?" You must have secretly written it while I wasn't paying attention. When I said, I felt that the way you looked at me was wrong, and I felt strange in my heart, it turned out that you were here to make a mistake. ”

The more the old sparrow thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, no wonder the beauty came in, she didn't look at herself, it turned out that the reason was this, the old sparrow had red eyes, grabbed Ivan's collar, and shouted loudly: "You, you are not a good person, corruption, bribery, pimping, and any lack of virtue You do, don't let me not know." ”

"You, what do you say I'm doing? I didn't mess with you! Ivanovich didn't expect the old sparrow to have such a big reaction, but there was no way, he couldn't expose this alien cub in person, in case this cub made a fuss, the consequences would be unpredictable.

The old sparrow still refused to give up, and scolded loudly: "Didn't provoke me? You're embarrassed to say that you didn't mess with me, you made me anxious, I can do anything! ”

"Good! All right! Vincy was on the sidelines, clapping happily: "Tell me, tell me, what can you do." ”

"Why are you again?" Just as Vincy was gloating and clapping, Mani, who was out, walked in. As soon as he saw Vincy, his eyebrows were wrinkled together, his head was big, and wherever this kid appeared, it was a mess, and he was born to cause trouble.

"How? Have you discussed it? Hurry up and increase the price, after this village, there will be no more this store. Mani didn't bother to ask why Vincy and Lilia were here, they were both idlers now, and it wasn't surprising that they were there. What he cares about most is to collect the rags! Collect all the things of the other party as rags.

After glancing at it, he saw that the old sparrow lowered his head, covered his face tightly with his two hands, as if he couldn't see anyone, and asked puzzledly: "You, what's wrong with you?" What are you doing with your face covered? ”

Seeing this, Vincy hurriedly said: "He said that he is a bad person and is embarrassed to meet people." ”

Mani said nonchalantly: "I'm just a rag collector, even if the price is not suitable, we can negotiate if it is not suitable." Are you a good person or a bad person, what do you care about us? How do you make it look like choosing a son-in-law? ”

"Yes" Hearing this, the old sparrow was stunned, as if he had reacted, "I'm a good person, a bad person, and it doesn't affect the price, why should I cover my face." So, he squirmed and took his hand off his face.

"Huh?" Mani sighed, he didn't pay attention at first, and when Mani observed it carefully, he couldn't help but sigh and said, "Mr. Sima, don't say it, look at your face carefully, you really look like a bad person, how are you long, as if you were caught by the door panel." ”

"You can see this?!" This time, not only Sima Xiangbei was surprised, but even Ivan's eyes widened in surprise, feeling incredible, "Sima Xiangbei's face was really caught by the door panel." ”

"Oh? It's true? When Mani heard this, he was also stunned, he just said it in passing, but he didn't expect it to become a prophecy, and he couldn't help laughing, "Haha, hahaha!" Da Vinci and Lilia were also happy, only Sima Xiangbei, his face was full of black lines, and he couldn't be happy, and he couldn't be happy, so he had to follow 'hehe' twice awkwardly.

"Tell your colonel to come over" Mani restrained his smile and said solemnly, "I received a notice from above, our boss wants to see him!" ”

Hearing this, Ivan and Sima were overjoyed at Peking University and said, "You agree to our surrender?" The old sparrow, in particular, was so excited that he trembled a little, and even thought that this was all his own credit and the result of his good luck.

"I don't know exactly what the situation is." Mani said with a stiff face, "Still, it's definitely good news. Originally, I wanted to do a good business with you, but alas, it's a pity, I don't have a chance! ”

Thinking of the amount of 'points' in Lilia's account, and the fact that it could be used at any time to make up for it, Mani suddenly felt a little toothache.

"Miss Lilia, please stay." Seeing that Lilia and Vincy were about to leave, Mani called out to her.

Lilia turned and looked at Mani, the first person to call her Miss in the distance. I was very moved, and I was moved by being recognized, and said, "I don't know about adults..."

"Ah," Mani handed her back the purse that belonged to Lilia, "I don't use it, but thank you." ”

Lilia hesitated slightly, but still reached out to take it, and seeing Mani raise her leg to leave, Lilia hurriedly spoke: "My lord..."

Mani asked, "You, is there anything else?" ”

Lilia wanted to speak and stopped: "I ......"

The main purpose of her visit this time was to ask Ivan and them to help her find her own brother, but as soon as they met, she couldn't help the anger in her heart, scolded Ivan, and forgot the main purpose of her visit.

Later, there was no chance for me to interject. Unexpectedly, Mani just greeted himself at this time and returned his point card, and then he remembered his brother's matter, but he didn't know how to speak.

Vincy was on the side, and seeing that Lilia was embarrassed to speak, she spoke for her, "She just wants you to help her and find her brother." ”

Mani asked, "Your brother?" What's wrong with your brother? ”

Lilia said, "My brother can't be found, maybe, maybe he has been killed, but, but I still want to..."

"Oh, that's right." Hearing this, and understanding Lilia's intentions, Mani looked around, just in time to see the old sparrow who was still in a state of excitement, and beckoned: "Ah, who is that, that shameless one, no, no, the one who was caught by the door, oh, yes, Mr. Sima Chuck, you come here." ”

The old sparrow heard Mani beckoning him, and hurried over, "My lord" The old sparrow had a bitter face and said, "My name is Sima Xiangbei, not Sima Chuck." ”

"Oh, hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I said Mr. Chuck." Mani may have been called Shun Mouth, and continued: "She has a younger brother, do you know her?" ”

"She!?" The old sparrow saw that it was a beautiful woman looking for her younger brother, and hurriedly agreed: "Know, know, we are familiar." ”

Lilia said happily, "You know my brother?" ”

When the old sparrow saw it, he knew that he had bet on the right treasure, and said a little proudly: "Of course we know, we know each other very well, and we often prostitute together...... Drink! ”

"Nonsense," Lilia scolded, "my brother doesn't drink at all. ”

"Your brother doesn't drink?" The old sparrow was excited, knowing that he had gone too far, so he hurriedly arranged, "Hey, you misunderstood, I said wine, it's not wine, its name is wine, in fact, it's sweet, its name is sweet wine, sweet, really!" The old sparrow secretly wiped a handful of sweat, and his brain was flexible.

Although Lilia still had some doubts in her heart, she had no choice but to say, "Oh, this way, my brother really likes to drink sweets." ”

"Then so be it," Mani said, "leave your brother's business to him." Then he said to the old sparrow, "Mr. Chuck, the hour is not early, and I will not leave you to eat." ”

"The hour ......" The old sparrow looked at the sun outside the window, the sun has been hanging there, how could the hour not be early, the hour is very early. In his mind, he despised it fiercely: "Aliens are stingy, and they can't even afford a meal, pick!" ”

But he said: "Yes, yes, what the adults said is that the hour is not early, and we should go back!" ”

The two messengers, Ivan and the old sparrow, were sent back and forth, what kind of response will the colonel make, this matter will not be mentioned for the time being, let's go back and see Liu Chang.

In the past month or so, Liu Chang has been quite miserable, Jesus is not there, everything, no matter how big or small, he has to come forward to deal with it, hehe, not to mention Maria, Jones and Ganedoo, their old sisters, not only can't help much, don't cause trouble, Liu Chang is thankful.

"It's killing me." Liu Chang dragged his tired body, staggered into his office, threw the lesson plan on the desk, and sat in the chair with his ass, rubbing his temples with both hands, whining.

After Jesus was gone, all the tasks of teaching in the senior grades were all on his body. There is no problem with the body, as far as his King Kong is not bad, it is no problem to add ten or one hundred jobs, but mentally he can't stand it, why? He doesn't understand a lot of things, and he can't stand the hard days of pretending to understand if he doesn't understand. "Master, what's wrong with you?" Nizi, who was cleaning up the house for Liu Chang, sighed as soon as she saw Liu Chang sit down, feeling uncomfortable, and asked with concern.

Liu Chang's eyebrows were tightly locked, his hands slapped the table, and he said miserably: "Master, my life is miserable." ”

Seeing the master's sad face and bitter hatred, he made Nizi laugh, "Master, you want to skip class." ”

"Dead girl, how do you know?" Liu Chang said: "Hurry up, think of a way for the teacher, the teacher is about to be driven crazy by those rabbit cubs." ”

Nizi smiled: "Is there anyone else who can drive you crazy, Master?" I don't believe it. As Liu Chang's chief disciple, Liu Chang is omnipotent in Nizi's eyes. Besides, I've only heard that Master has driven others crazy, but I haven't heard of anyone who can drive Master crazy.

"Then you say, the teacher will tell you a story, if you can answer it, the teacher will immediately worship you as a teacher, how about it?"

"Okay, Master can't be fooled."

"In a word, there is a pig killer in a village, and his pig killing skills are very good, and everyone in the village is looking for him to kill pigs, and he is also very confident in his pig killing skills.

One day, on a whim, he set up a sign at his door, which read: 'I am highly skilled in killing pigs, and I only kill pigs for those who do not kill pigs.' ’

Once, at the end of the year, he was going to kill pigs for the New Year, but when he was about to kill pigs, he was embarrassed: if he killed pigs himself, according to the requirements on his sign, he broke his promise, and he killed pigs for his own pig-killers, so he could not kill pigs.

If he doesn't kill pigs, he can't, as promised, he will kill pigs for those who don't kill pigs! You say, is this pig killed, or not? ”

Liu Chang said in one breath, and then looked at Liu Ni directly.

"Master, are you talking about burlesque?" After Liu Ni listened, her eyes were full of circles, and she forgot to put down the cup that poured water for Liu Chang.

"What kind of funny, you say, can this pig be killed?"

"If you can't kill yourself, ask someone to kill you... Yes, kill someone! Hiss! ~ It doesn't seem to work, he agreed, to kill pigs for those who don't kill pigs, if he doesn't kill pigs, he must kill pigs! Kill the pig yourself? It doesn't seem to work, he wants to kill pigs, provided that he doesn't kill pigs himself. Master, how can there be such a strange question? ”

Liu Chang drooped his head and said, "Nizi, do you know why you are so haggard as a teacher these days, you are troubled by this problem." You see, I've lost weight. ”

Seeing Liu Chang's sad appearance, Nizi was distressed, rolled up her sleeves, looked desperately looking for someone, and shouted: "Who did this?" I'll go to him, and if he can't give me a perfect explanation, the old lady will put the whole pig into his belly and see if I can kill him. ”

Liu Chang waved his hand and said, "It's useless for you to kill him." The problem is not solved. ”

After listening, Liu Ni was also like a deflated ball, wilted, and said, "Then what should I do?" ”

"Skipping class, you have to skip class!" Liu Chang stared at his eyes like bells, looking around, as if he wanted to find a hole to get into, for the first time in more than a hundred years, he was forced into a corner, and he was forced by his own disciples to have no way to escape, "God, why haven't you come back!" ”

"Huh?" Nizi looked at her master in surprise, her teeth and claws, and her heart flashed: "Master, you are too smart!" ”

"What?" Nizi was surprised, Liu Chang was also surprised, what is this, why did this girl suddenly say this, "Why am I smart?" ”

Nizi clapped her hands and shouted, "Haha, I didn't expect that Master, you would solve the problem of killing pigs so easily." ”

Liu Chang: "Solve... Got it? How to solve it, why don't I know? ”

Nizi: "Master, what did you just say?" ”

Liu Chang said: "I, my old man, I just said, God...... Yes? Speaking of this, Liu Chang reacted at once, understood what Nizi meant, and laughed out loud, saying, "Hahaha! Dead girl, hahahaha, it's really solved, hahaha. ”

The embarrassed master and apprentice laughed together: "Hahaha, hahahaha!" ”

Jesus is different from him, who is Jesus, that is the perfect human being, a learning machine, with its own cheating plug-ins. What Jesus understood after reading it once, Liu Chang may not be able to understand it even if he reads it ten times.