After Hamus, Liu Han and Carter walked out of the room, they saw that Jesus was about to speak, Liu Chang of course knew what he wanted to say, raised his hand to stop him, and said, "We are now, it's time to meet the mysterious master behind this, go!" And without waiting for Jesus to speak, he took his hand and walked out.

Liu Chang and Jesus also called Liu Ni, boarded their cars, and rushed to the sky.

In less than an hour, they came to a rocky planet, which was very similar to the one they had arrived, the same red land, the same lifeless, and outwardly without a trace of life, it was a death star.

Jesus was very strange why he came here, only to see Liu Chang smile mysteriously and say, "Hey, hey, I'm going to go shopping, I haven't been shopping for many years." ”

"Shopping?" Jesus saw that Liu Chang looked eager to try, not like a joke, but looking at this bare planet, not to mention the streets, there is no rat road.

While Jesus was still puzzled, a man walked through the hatch with a bag in his hand. When Jesus saw it, it was Goode from the defense group, and he walked in with a sad face.

"Why are you here?" Jesus was very puzzled, when he boarded the plane, it was clear that there were only three people, him, Liu Chang and Nizi, when did this Gude come over?

Goode explained, "From the moment those two fools left, we sent people to follow them, and they were in the interior of this planet, our people, someone had already mixed in. ”

"No wonder, since the beginning of cleaning the battlefield, I haven't seen your figure" Jesus nodded, remembering Liu Chang's words just now, saying that he wanted to meet the wolf king here, and asked: "You occupied this place so quickly, and captured their wolf king?" ”

Jesus thought that from the last time he saw Goode to the present, it would not take a few hours to occupy this place, which is too fast, such a large planet, let alone occupy, even if you walk, you can't walk around in a few hours.

"Didn't you say occupation?" Goode looked at Liu Chang, saw that Liu Chang bowed his head and said nothing, just rummaged through the pockets he brought, took things out, and ignored him, so he had to say with a bitter face: "The owner didn't say let us occupy it, just said, let's find out the situation, his old man wants to go shopping!" ”

"Shop around! Is he going to visit the old man's house? Where to go? Jesus was taken aback by Goode's words.

Jesus was most worried about Liu Chang's safety, and if it was possible, he didn't want Liu Chang to take any risks. Now, this little ancestor actually wants to go shopping on the other party's territory!

Goode didn't dare to squeak, just pointed his finger at the bare planet.

Jesus sensed the seriousness of the matter and shouted at Good, "No! , I disagree! Strongly disagree!! Goode, if you dare to take him shopping, I will take you to court and judge you!" ”

He was pulled out by Liu Chang inexplicably, thinking that he had caught the wolf king, so let him come and see the strange and surprise himself. Now it seems that where is this surprise, this is a fright!

Liu Chang finally stopped churning and said, "Old man, why are you so excited?" ”

Jesus was angry and cried out, "Is your eye excited to see me?" I'm angry, angry!! ”

Liu Chang said: "Good, look at you who made Mr. Jesus angry, why don't you apologize quickly?" ”

"Master, I'm ......" Goode didn't expect that his master would come to such a god transfer. Secretly said: Why am I angry, it's obvious that you're angry, but this is a psychological word, and I don't dare to say it.

Seeing Gude standing dumbfounded, not saying anything, Liu Chang said earnestly: "What am I, is it difficult to apologize?" Look at me: Mr. Jesus, don't be so angry, extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire, the child is not sensible, don't be like him. I'll just take a look, don't invite disaster, don't cause trouble. You see, I've even got the props ready, look at this, how realistic it is. And as he spoke, he held up the thing that had been stirred up, which turned out to be a mask, a mask of a wolf's head, and showed it to Jesus.

Seeing Liu Chang's hippie smiling face playing a scoundrel, Jesus could only lament in his heart, there was no way, playing a scoundrel, he was not this kid's opponent at all, and he was doomed.

Only women and villains are difficult to raise! Only women and villains are difficult to raise! … Jesus meditated in his heart, this is not the first time to meditate this blood pressure mantra, this sentence has a miraculous stress relief effect, lower blood pressure!

Seeing that Jesus' face was flushed with anger, but he stopped talking, Liu Chang was secretly happy in his heart: It's done!!

Just wanted to say a few words to comfort and comfort him, but found that Jesus' mouth kept turning, Liu Chang was shocked, and secretly thought: This kid won't be scolding me, right? "What are you muttering about?" ”

Jesus took a deep breath and said, "Oh, it's nothing, I think of an old sage and chatter with him. ”

"Huh?" Liu Changxin said, I believe you are a ghost, and God has also learned to 'chatter'? When did God become a Hu man, "Your ancestors will also nag?" ”

Jesus said, "Not my fathers, but your fathers." ”

Liu Chang said: "Our ancestors? Who? ”

Jesus said, "Confucius! ”

"Haha, 'Only women and villains are difficult to raise!' , isn't it, isn't it? "Hmph, as long as you dare to say half of it, let's compare, the two of us, who is the 'villain'? Yellow-mouthed boy, dare to compare your age with me, my old man can't kill you!

"You can guess that?" Seeing Liu Chang's eyes rolling, Jesus also secretly said that it was not good, and hurriedly changed his words, saying, "Hehe, it's not like that." ”

Liu Chang asked, "Which sentence is that?" ”

Jesus smiled and said, "Confucius said, 'What is this?' Oh yes, Confucius said: If you have a threesome, there must be a takeaway. ”

"Delivery?!" Liu Chang didn't expect Jesus to come to such a sentence, delivering takeaways, which is a sentence that has risen recently, because those uncles, aunts and so on, are relatively busy, and some people want to eat some fresh food, so they order it in Jones's dining room, let those juniors deliver meals, and by the way, give these juniors some expenses, this project is very popular with everyone. I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, the Lord God with thick eyebrows and big eyes also called takeout.

Seeing Liu Chang's elated appearance, Jesus knew that it was impossible to persuade Liu Chang to give up now, so he gave up the idea of dissuading Liu Chang and said, "Okay, I will go with you too." ”

"That's not going to work, you're here to see the house." Liu Chang didn't want to bring a nagging person by his side and let Jesus come with him, the idea was because once something abnormal happened, only Jesus was authorized to mobilize all the resources of the base, otherwise, why bring him here, wouldn't that be looking for abuse!

Jesus opened his mouth, but finally gave up and said no more!

The two good babies, of course, Gude and Liu Ni, looked bitter and hateful before, and they didn't want Liu Chang to take risks, after all, Liu Chang was the head of the family, how could he throw out Wang Bang at the beginning. Seeing that Jesus could not persuade him, the two had to start preparing very tacitly.

Liu Ni took out two wolf head masks, handed one to Gude each, and kept one for herself and put it on her head.

These three masks, but Carter rushed to make them overnight, each of them is vivid, and when worn on his head, he can simply be confused, and even the subtle expressions can be expressed without the slightest.

"You are a father, you are a mother, I am your good baby!" Put on the mask and pack up the outfit, Liu Chang was very satisfied with the dress, and assigned roles to Goode and Liu Ni.

"I'm not a mother!" Liu Ni didn't wait for the master to finish speaking, and spoke out against it.

Liu Chang was stunned, he didn't expect Nizi to have such a big reaction, and asked, "Then what should you do?" ”

Liu Ni said: "Anyway, I'm not a mother!" ”

Just heard the master say that let him and his senior sister play husband and wife, Gude was secretly happy, but he didn't expect the senior sister to resolutely disagree, and he was very disappointed, so he had to speak out and said, "Senior sister, senior sister is still a sister, I should be a younger brother." ”

Liu Chang didn't do it, pointed to his nose, and said, "What about me?!" What should I do? "Your sister and brother, what should I do? Will I be an illegitimate child? It's still the illegitimate child of my sister and younger brother, it's disgusting! Quickly put on a smiling face and persuaded this baby apprentice: "Fake, pretend, you two just pretend to be husband and wife, family, how good, right, father, mother!" You see, I'm so good."

"No, what do you want to be, anyway, I'm not right..."Nizi turned to the side and said angrily: "Not a mother!" ”

"This kid, why are you so stubborn." Liu Chang didn't expect that as soon as Jesus was settled, his apprentice stabbed again. It's okay to be a scoundrel with Jesus, but you can't be a scoundrel with your own disciples.

"Hahaha!" Watching the lively Jesus on the sidelines, he laughed, he couldn't do anything about Liu Chang, but this demon king of the mixed world was obedient and obedient by his apprentice, not to mention how refreshing it was, one report and one report, you also have today.

Liu Chang glared at Jesus, and said angrily: "What are you laughing at, what are you laughing at, and I didn't let you be a father." ”

"I don't dare to be your father, I want to live a few more years." Jesus held back his laughter and said, "You should be a young master of the landlord's family, whoever is your father will have to live a few years less, hahaha!" ”

Here, it is a wonderful underground world, wide, bright lanes extend in all directions, shuttling on all kinds of vehicles, on both sides of the lanes, there are actually green trees, there are tall trees, there are also beautiful flowers and plants.

The three of them came to the side of the road through a secret passage and were attracted by the scenery here. Here, unlike their base, although the exterior of the base is also covered by a shell, the interior is a world of its own, there are heavens, earths, mountains, rivers, lakes, oceans, of course, that ocean was developed by Jones, in short, everything inside is self-contained.

Here, it is more like an ant nest, with large and small lanes connecting villages and towns, or towns.

"Master, sister, brother!" Just when the three of them were still fascinated by the scenery around them, a vehicle with wheels stopped in front of them, and a person got out of it, waving to them excitedly.

"It's Senior Brother Liu" Gu De recognized the person's identity and explained to the master and sister.

"Master, hurry up, get in the car, you will be fined for parking here!" Senior Brother Liu opened the car door and said urgently.

Penalty? Fines again? Liu Chang was excited, this is the second time I have heard this term, the first time I heard it, it was the old stammerer who said it, confiscated one copy, and fined one copy. At that time, I thought it was blackmail, is it true?

I didn't dare to think about it, so I hurriedly got into the car. It's not that they're afraid of fines, the point is that they don't have money, and they don't know what money is here!

"Hey, junior brother, where did you get the car?" When he was seated, Goode asked.

"What the hell, steal it!" Senior Brother Liu turned his head and said proudly: "Hey, Senior Brother, you don't know, here, it's too easy to steal things, you can steal anything, na, this is money" As he spoke, he threw over a pocket and said proudly: "Steal, use it casually, there are." Money is a good thing, you have to pay fines everywhere, and you can't do it without money! ”

Before Liu Chang could speak, he heard the sound of knocking on the car door, and the four of them turned their heads to look, I don't know when, there was a werewolf standing outside the window, with an expressionless face, this is not accurate, it should be said that it is grinning, revealing four front teeth, and a blood-red tongue: "Parking indiscriminately, a fine of three hundred"

"Big brother, big brother, I'll leave immediately!" Senior Brother Liu hurriedly accompanied the smiling face.

The front teeth said: "Resist law enforcement, a fine of 1,000." A total of one thousand three, cash or credit card! ”

"Cash, big brother, let's pay cash!" Senior Brother Liu nodded and handed out a piece of paper, Liu Chang glanced at it, and confirmed that it should be the thing called 'money'.

The front teeth skillfully took the piece of paper in their hands, but the tone was still that businesslike and selfless: "Fifty in cash!" ”

Senior Brother Liu had just finished paying the fine and was about to start, when he heard a knock on the door, and turned his head to look, but it was not the front door just now, but a different one, but this person was not like the one who was smacking the front teeth just now, as if everyone owed him five hundred hangs, but with a smile on his face: "I'm sorry, sir, you are speeding, and you will be fined five hundred!" ”

"Speeding?!" Senior Brother Liu looked at the car that was still parked in place, and was puzzled: "Big brother, I haven't started yet, why am I speeding?" At this time, Senior Brother Liu was a little angry.

"Brother, it seems that you still don't understand the traffic laws thoroughly" The smiling wolf, with a smile on his face, was amiable, and said: "I suggest that you study hard, na, this is a traffic law training institute run by the younger brother, and the tuition fee is eight thousand." That's a speeding fine, eighty! ”

"Big brother, I'll pay five hundred, don't go to the study class, okay?" Senior Brother Liu really couldn't do it, so he had to cry and beg with a sad face.

The smiling wolf still maintained a gentlemanly demeanor, without a trace of impatience, and said: "Okay, why not, everything is voluntary." Civilized law enforcement is our basic quality. A fine of 3,000 is fined, please pay it for a while. ”

"Three thousand?!" Senior Brother Liu couldn't help but raise his voice and said loudly, "Didn't you say five hundred just now?" ”

The smiling wolf said: "Brother, you don't understand this, there are many grades of fines." So, why do I want you to study and learn, but I'm good for you. ”

Senior Brother Liu said: "Big brother, don't want a ticket, can you have a little less?" ”

The smiling wolf still maintained a smiling countenance, and said, "Bribing law enforcement officers in person, a fine of 1,000, a total of 4,000!" ”

After paying the fine, you can finally get started.

"Hahaha, hahahaha!" Looking at the disciple surnamed Liu with a sad face, Liu Chang, who was sitting in the back, laughed, and was still overjoyed, "Look at you, steal some money, just get carried away, look at others, just sit like this and earn money reasonably and legally." It's so much easier than you, hahaha, I like this world! Let's go around and find a place to make money! Hahaha: "Master, I like to make money the most!" Liu Chang remembered that back then, he was a housekeeper, a robber, and a beggar, so he finally saved up so much money, how fast he made money here, he couldn't help but have a big heart, grandma's, make money!

It will definitely not work to organize a beggar gang again, why? The beggars have no power, they must be linked to power, which is the rule of the game in this world.

After paying tolls and urban pollution fees, insufficient tire pressure affects safety fines, overloading fines, fines for children without safety seats, fines for mixing people and goods, fines for peeling off paint and affecting the city's appearance, spitting fines, fines for not wearing socks, etc., etc., the bag of money that Senior Brother Liu took was obviously empty, and Liu Chang and his party finally came to a larger town.

"Meals are all free?!" When the four masters and apprentices walked into a restaurant, ordered a large table of local food, and feasted, when Senior Brother Liu went to check out, the boss's words shocked the masters and apprentices.

But when they walked out, the shopkeeper didn't say anything, but there were two people outside the door who blocked their way and fined them!

With chopsticks? Chopsticks are made of wood, a waste of national forest resources, fines! With a bowl? The bowl is made of mud, a waste of national land resources, fines!

Cooking rice is not water, wasting the country's water resources, fines!

Cooking is not bubbling up, polluting the atmospheric environment, fines!!

Liu Chang counted carefully, large and small, eighteen fines! Even a grain of rice that accidentally fell on the table was fined five yuan!

"Why do you punish only us and not him?" Nizi found out that something was wrong, all the fines were only for the four of them, as the owner of the shop, as if nothing happened, watching the excitement from the sidelines, so, raised questions. If we go to your house to spend, we should punish him! Everything is provided by him, and we don't bring it with us.

The finer's eyes widened, and he said, "He confiscated a penny from you again, what is the fine!" ”

"Hey, hey, uncle" Liu Chang walked with his little short legs, came to the two with a smile, rubbed his little hands, and said, "I also want to be like you, to fine." ”

When the two heard this, they looked down, their eyes lit up, and they were surprised: "Hey, whose little she-wolf is this, so good-looking!" ”

"Little she-wolf?" After Liu Chang listened, the black line at one end, when did I become a she-wolf, I'm a male, okay! Bah, no taboos, no taboos, I'm male, not male; You are the male, and your whole family is male!