Chapter 162: A Wolf Without Fangs
The taller thin man said with a hippie smile: "Hey, little beauty, tell me, why do you want to make money?" β
Liu Chang leaned his neck, pinched his waist with both hands, and said, "I want to earn money to marry a daughter-in-law!" β
"You, what kind of daughter-in-law do you marry, aren't you someone else's daughter-in-law? Hahaha! The two of them leaned forward and fell back together.
"You are the daughter-in-law of the family, this young master is a father, a father!!" Liu Chang was very angry and said.
It was still the thin man who said: "It's from the countryside, it's so uneducated, it's still male, what about male, can you call it male, how ugly, you have to call it 'male', male!" What! Are you male? Tut-tut, you say, you're a male, why are you so beautiful? β
After determining Liu Chang's gender, the two lost interest in Liu Chang, and urged Gude and the others: "Hurry up, Ma Yu pays the fine, we still have something to do." β
"This big brother, it's no problem to pay the fine, that is, we want to ask, if we also want to punish others, what procedures do we have to go through?" Liu Ni got up, accompanied by a smiling face, and asked.
"You guys? Hmph, wake up. One of them raised his chin and said proudly, "Look at this, do you know what it is?" As he spoke, he pointed to a tag hanging from his chest.
Liu Niyao nodded and said, "I don't know." β
"Humph!" The other party snorted lightly with his nostrils and said proudly: "Penalty permit!" As long as you have this, you can control who you want, and punish whoever you want! β
"So amazing?" Liu Ni pretended to be surprised, looked at the two of them with admiration, and said, "Big brother, can you show me?" β
The two looked at Liu Ni at the same time, opened their big mouths, and said contemptuously? "Show you? I can't pull it out when I see it! Hurry up and pay the fine! β
"Buy!" Nizi said: "I'll pay for it, big brother, you quote a price, how much?" β
"Buy? Do you know how much this stuff costs? My dad is Li Gang, and it took all the time" This time, it was the shorter one who spoke, and I saw him snap his fingers and say, "One? No, two? No, thirty thousand! Can you afford it? β
"Your dad is Li Gang?" Liu Ni tightened her eyebrows, when she collected the fine just now, she was very shrewd, she even counted a grain of rice, why, talking and talking, she looked more and more like an idiot, Liu Ni looked at the two curiously, I don't know if the two of them were pretending to be confused, or pretending to understand, and said: "Li Gang is so powerful?" β
The short man said: "Of course, my dad said: if you are not a finer, it is useless to call yourself a hero." β
"This sentence is quite domineering, but what does this have to do with Li Gang?" Seeing that the other party was answering the question, Nizi didn't want to pursue the question, so she stretched out her four fingers and said, "I'll pay 40,000 yuan, will you sell it?" β
"My dad said" The short man stretched out his two hands, pulled for a long time, and finally raised eight fingers, and said angrily: "Eight thousand less, don't sell!" β
"You, me, me?" Nizi, who has always wanted to be a good baby, finally succeeded in being angered at this moment, rushed up with a brisk step, stuck the opponent's neck with his right hand, turned his body slightly to the left, lifted the opponent's body out of thin air, and then, twisted his waist, threw the other party out of the top of the other guy's head. From beginning to end, it was like flowing water, and when the other party reacted, he was already lying in the yard. A moment later, a wolf's howl could be heard in the courtyard.
The tall, thin man stared at his howling companion in the courtyard with his eyes intact, as if he didn't react to what was happening.
The owner of the shop, who had been leaning on a pillar next to him, had no sadness or joy on his face, quietly watching the excitement, and at this time he also showed a frightened and panicked body, seeing that everyone was not paying attention to him, he was about to slip away quietly, but when he just raised his foot, he heard "I want to see this Li Gang." The voice came, and when he looked at it, it was the little beauty girl who called herself 'Childe', who was looking at him with a smile
"I, I, I don't know," the shopkeeper hurriedly waved his hand, his voice trembling.
"You'll know," Liu Chang finished speaking, raising his chin at Goode. As for Good, he immediately understood the master's intentions, stood up with a smile, drew the gourd in the same way, and threw the tall man in the courtyard. The brothers were in the yard, rolling all over the ground, howling, and it seemed that they were not lightly injured.
Liu Chang walked up to the shopkeeper, grinned at the corner of his mouth, made a smile, and said, "Don't think about it yet?" Hurry up and think. It's too late, and when we're all gone, you're in trouble! β
"You, you, you, I, I, I ......" The shopkeeper didn't know what to do for a while.
"Didn't remember? Then here we go. Liu Chang turned around and walked out, and the four disciples followed suit.
The shopkeeper only came back to his senses at this time, hurriedly stepped forward to grab Liu Chang's arm, and shouted, "You can't go!" β
"Remembered?"
"Yes, yes, yes, I, I, I remembered, you can't go!"
"That's right" Liu Chang turned around and came back, re-cooked, and said with a smile: "Your family's food tastes good, put the most expensive one, although it is served, we will wait while eating." β
This time, the shopkeeper didn't grind anymore, and immediately arranged for someone to make a new table for Liu Chang and them, many dishes, Liu Chang and they had never seen them, and they were secretly happy, this time, Jones and Ganidoo will not be disappointed again.
The shopkeeper went out to buy it for a long time, and then came back in a hurry, his face was ugly. Liu Chang put down the tableware and looked at him puzzled, waiting for the shopkeeper's reply.
"Childe, I didn't find ......" The shopkeeper lowered his head and said in a low voice.
Liu Chang said: "Really didn't find it?" Still ignoring you? β
The shopkeeper replied, "Yes, they ignored me." β
"Well, let's go." can't find the main owner, Liu Chang doesn't want to continue to waste time, the parties don't care, he Liu Chang doesn't care anymore, he Liu Chang doesn't care, he has to go to the city to make a lot of money.
"Hey, Son-in-law..."The shopkeeper hurriedly shouted when he saw that Liu Chang and they were leaving.
Liu Chang said: "Is there anything else?" β
The shopkeeper hurriedly lowered his head, as if he had done something unseemly, and said timidly: "This... You haven't paid for this meal yet..."
Liu Ni interjected and said, "Isn't it free?" β
The shopkeeper grinned at Liu Ni, but this smile was more ugly than crying, and explained to Liu Chang: "Son, this and this, there is no fine, just, just, it can't be free..."
Liu Chang didn't understand and said, "What kind of truth is this?" β
The shopkeeper said, "Fine... Yes... Return... Store... I can't bear it... Again..."
"Oh, that's the case" Hearing the shopkeeper's explanation, Liu Chang understood, couldn't help but smile, and said, "I didn't expect that you still have a little conscience." I didn't expect that this embarrassment could be so fresh and refined. β
"Childe, you just ate it... "The shopkeeper heard Liu Chang mention 'embarrassed', and he didn't know what it meant, and he thought that this uncle liked to eat 'embarrassment' and didn't eat it, so he carefully explained that he had never cut corners.
Liu Chang asked, "What did Li Gang say?" "This shopkeeper doesn't look like a black-hearted businessman, so what kind of person is this 'Li Gang'? Liu Chang suddenly became interested, was he also forced to steal and had to be fined?
Liu Chang, who was born in the royal family, of course, has some twists and turns in the officialdom, of course, the door is clear, the water is clear, there is no fish, and the person is investigated, there is no friend, but the iron law of officialdom, from him to get two fools as chess pieces, it is enough to show that this person is either a great good or a great evil.
In addition, for these two gangsters, first Qingming, and then Chaos, I also want to know the answer, and the answer may be in 'Li Gang'.
The shopkeeper said, "Master Li said that he didn't know these two... Let... Let me send it directly to the official..."
"Oh? Gao" Liu Chang was not surprised by this answer, and said with a smile: "I want to meet this Master Li Gang Li even more, hehe, there are ideals, ambitions, and brains, hahaha, three young people!" β
After settling the account, the five masters and apprentices were ready to leave to find Li Gang. Just now, the shopkeeper's route to Li Gang has been secretly monitored by Good, and he knows where the general location is.
"Doll. Look at your bones, it will become a big thing in the future, and the burden of saving the world will fall on your shoulders" Of course, this is the author's ridicule, there is no old beggar holding three cheap peerless martial arts cheats in his hand, but a little werewolf walked out of an inner room, with a size, size, and even appearance similar to Liu Chang.
As another species, Liu Chang can't tell its gender at all, in Liu Chang's eyes, he can only distinguish the old wolf and the little wolf, and finally whether it is a male wolf or a female wolf, he can only guess.
"Sister, sister, you're so amazing." The little werewolf clapped his little hands and spoke.
Liu Chang heard the other party shouting his sister, turned his head to look at Nizi, thinking that the other party was greeting her.
Just now, Nizi fought the second fool, and with one hand, he grabbed him and threw him into the courtyard The image of a hero, being worshiped by a child, is also normal. It's just that the next plot development is a little beyond Liu Chang's expectations, he didn't go to Nizi, but, but came to himself!
"Nil, Nier, come back!" Then a figure rushed out of the room, ran quickly to the little wolf, picked him up, turned his head and ran back, as if he had been chased by a dog in the back.
This was originally a small episode, but Liu Chang felt depressed, you said, just now those two fools mistook their male and female mothers, and they regarded themselves as 'little beauties', and now, they are still being treated as sisters by a 'little wolf cub', the problem is serious, this has not yet entered the city, if you really enter the big city, you must not make jokes.
I looked up and asked the three apprentices, but the expressions of the three apprentices were the same as their own, they were confused, the adult old wolf was okay, and the young wolf, they didn't know the difference.
"Master, I know, look at ......" Senior Brother Liu seemed to have a flash of inspiration in his heart, but halfway through the conversation, he held back again.
The other three were slightly stunned, and immediately reacted, and one by one they wanted to cover their laughing mouths, but they forgot that they were also wolf heads, with big mouths, and how to cover them with one hand, they all turned into a strange appearance of grinning and sticking out their tongues.
Forget it, I can't count on them, Liu Chang decided to ask the "werewolf", this is a big question about whether he is a 'young master' or a "young lady", but he doesn't dare to be sloppy.
After turning around, the shopkeeper collected the money, and the figure was invisible, as for the two fools who were in the courtyard, cowering in the corner, trembling with fear, Liu Chang had no desire to talk to them at all, and now, there was only one person, who was the one who called him 'sister' just now, and made up his mind, Liu Chang walked to the room.
"Pap, papa, pap" Liu Chang knocked on the door three times gently, but there was no movement, and he ran away? Liu Chang was in a hurry, so he wanted to push the door in. I didn't think about it, it didn't matter if it was a pile, the whole door was deformed in response to the sound, as if it was made of papier-mΓ’chΓ©.
There were three people in the house, both of whom had already met, and an old wolf sitting in the first place. All three were frightened by the uninvited guest, staring at the diminutive figure with terrified eyes.
Liu Chang looked at the broken door that had fallen to the ground, and hurriedly apologized for his recklessness: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this door is too unstrong." I pay, I pay. β
Liu Chang rushed to the little wolf, grabbed his arm with great care, and asked, "Why do you call me sister?" β
I don't know if Liu Chang broke into the door just now and was frightened, or was scratched by Liu Chang, the little guy cried and shouted: "Mom, Mom......"
"Mom?" Liu Chang almost dropped his jaw in shock, "You call me sister, I can barely accept it, it's too much to call my mother, right?" β
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, woman, woman, he called me, he called me, and the woman was merciful!" Another werewolf jumped in front of Liu Chang and couldn't stop explaining.
"Oh, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Liu Chang knew that he was abrupt, and he was a little embarrassed, so he hurriedly let go of his hand.
Although Liu Chang was extremely careful, the little guy's arm was still red and swollen, and his mother blew with her mouth in distress, trying to relieve his pain, and her eyes looked at Liu Chang with fear, like a monster.
"This little ......" The old man considered his choice of words, and didn't know how to call him for a while, whether to call him 'little brother' or 'miss'.
Liu Chang was afraid that the other party's mouth would also pop out of the 'little sister' or something, and his apprentices would be behind, in that case, it would be embarrassing: "Brother, brother, call me little brother." β
The old man said: "Ah, ah, this little brother is really talented and amazing. β
"No, no, no, this gentleman, I'm not a talent, I'm just an ordinary cake" Liu Chang waved his hand and said: "I don't have any malice, I just want to ask, where do you see that I am a woman... Female? Is my mother so severe, so obvious? β
"Huh?" The old man sighed, not knowing how to explain it.
The little guy may have eased up, seeing that Liu Chang's attitude was very peaceful, and he didn't have the fear just now, after listening to Liu Chang's words, he interjected: "Hmph! You are so beautiful, and you say that you are not a female, who would believe you. β
"That" Liu Chang looked at the little guy and said, "He is a male, and he still says female?" β
The mother said proudly, "Of course my child is male. β
"Male?" Liu Chang observed him carefully, looked at his whole body again, and said, "But I'm no different from him." β
"Teeth, of course I look at them!" The mother pursed her lips and smiled, "You see, Jiao'er's teeth are much thinner than yours. β
"Huh? How so? Liu Chang remembered that when he was making the mask, he asked to make the wolf teeth more powerful and deliberately thickened, but he didn't expect that it would backfire, but he made himself 'motherly'.
Liu Chang looked at the mother and the old man, and wanted to see their teeth, only to find that they didn't have big teeth, which was very strange, and asked, "Then, why don't you and him have big teeth?" β
The old man subconsciously touched the corners of his mouth and said with a wry smile: "The above stipulates that big teeth belong to controlled tools,...... When you become an adult, you have to be unplugged...... You" The old man pointed to the three people behind Liu Chang, shook his head, and said, "You have to be careful, you are found by the inspection team, the fine is light, and you will go to jail!" β
Am I also breaking the law for teething? The three of you, look at me, I'll look at you, think back, it seems to be true, the people they saw along the way really don't seem to have the fangs that are the sign of a wolf---! I couldn't help but subconsciously cover my mouth.
No wonder, along the way, these people caught us and fined us to death, it turned out that they thought they had caught us, and they bet that we would not dare to resist!
Senior Brother Liu's brain is more flexible, and as soon as he heard this, he immediately said, "I'm going to get a scarf......
The old man shook his head and said, "Covering your face, plotting against you, breaking the law!" β
Goode also offered advice, saying: "Shut up and don't speak" I shut up, don't speak, I can't see my teeth, hehe, I think I have a plan, but unexpectedly, the old man still said: "Shut up and don't speak, it's okay not to speak, it's okay to shut up, it means that you have a grudge against the above in your heart, and it's illegal!" β
"Master..."The three of them had no choice, they set their eyes on Liu Chang, waiting for him to come up with an idea.
The old man's family, including the child, looked at the three of them in disbelief, then at Liu Chang, and the old man said, "Master? Are you a Master? β
Liu Chang pursed his lips, which can be regarded as an admission in disguise, just when the old man rubbed his eyes vigorously and wanted to confirm whether he was dreaming, he only heard Liu Chang say: "Li Gang, this name is good, I don't know if it will bring us a surprise." Let's go, we'll meet him. Old man, thank you, this is our compensation, and you will hand it over to the master's family in a moment. β
After speaking, he grabbed a large handful of 'money' from Disciple Liu's backpack and put it on the table.
Gude, when he saw the master leaving, he also reached out and grabbed a large handful from his bag and put it on the table, just when Senior Brother Liu didn't understand, what is Senior Brother doing here, poor and generous! Stealing money is hard work!
Then Goode walked to another door, and with all his strength, he also threw it at the door. Although this door was also smashed open by him, the door was not damaged at all, only the bolt was bent--- the door here is actually made of stainless steel!
"The rich man, the nouveau riche! It's great to be rich. The old man's sour whisper came from behind!
"Father, it's really great to be rich." This should be what the child's mother said.