Chapter 164: Master and Apprentice Trouble in Kyoto
Just when Liu Chang and the others got up and were about to leave, the door was violently pushed open, and seven or eight people poured in, these people were not like the miscellaneous soldiers they had just met at the gate, but all of them: standard clothing, standard weapons, and all young adults.
"How many adults, have you eaten yet?" A man dressed as a small leader, who came out in line, circled around the table, and said, "Since you have eaten and drunk enough, come with us." ”
Liu Chang pulled Gude, who was about to rush forward, and said, "Everyone, is there any misunderstanding between us?" ”
"Misunderstanding" The little leader looked at Liu Chang and didn't understand why he stood up, but he still said: "There may be a misunderstanding, but don't explain it to me, I'm not responsible for explaining the misunderstanding." Let's go! ”
"Okay, I'll go with you!" After speaking, he took the lead and walked out, and Liu Ni, Gude, and Senior Brother Liu also followed out one after another.
"Aren't they quite capable of fighting?" In front of a window in the distance, there were two people, one of whom was Li Gang. Li Gang was very puzzled when he saw that the other party was so obedient and did not resist in the slightest, so he asked another person beside him.
And this person is also dressed in a full-body uniform, and it seems that he should be an officer. The officer smiled and said, "Can you fight?" It depends on who you fight, flesh and blood, can you beat guns? Hehe, Master Li, you just put your heart back in your stomach. If they resist, I'll turn them into a sieve. ”
Li Gang nodded and did not speak.
The officer asked, "My lord, what are you going to do with them?" ”
"Let's give it to Dr. Wushan," Li Gang finished speaking, and turned to leave.
Let's talk about Liu Chang's four masters and apprentices, they were taken into a gloomy compound, and in the courtyard, the surrounding circle was one door after another. One of the jailers opened one of the rooms, and the soldiers behind them pushed them violently inside, and then, with a 'clang,' the door closed again, followed by the sound of a clattering lock.
The room was quite bright, Liu Chang glanced at it, and inside was a large kang, and in front of the kang, there were sixteen people standing in a regular manner, plus the four of them, a full twenty. As the iron door closed, everyone immediately sat and lay down.
On the wall behind the shop, there are a few big words written: 'Seriously repent, be a new person', below are rows of small characters, nothing more than work and rest time and various attentions.
In the innermost, there is a low wall, and inside the wall is an open bathroom, and a disgusting smell of pickles rushes towards you.
Above the bathroom, there is a row of fences. Except for the small points, it is really similar to the prison cell at the base of the Great Snow Mountain.
Just as the four of them were looking around with curiosity, someone said, "What happened?" ”
Liu Chang didn't pay attention to it at all, and Liu Nike, who was in the back, couldn't stand it and kept retching, she really didn't understand that the master didn't leave anything, and was willingly arrested here.
"Hey, the boss is talking to you, I didn't hear you!" Seeing that no one paid attention to the boss's questioning, a younger brother got angry and reprimanded loudly.
Liu Ni looked at the master pitifully, covered her nose, and said, "Master, let's go, it's too uncomfortable." ”
"That's it, Master, let's go." Seeing Liu Ni's uncomfortable appearance, Goode also came out to help.
"Let's go? Hahaha "Those people originally saw that the four of them didn't give the boss face, and they didn't pay attention to them at all, and they were rolling up their arms and sleeves one by one, to give them a little deterrence, and when they heard the two of them talking, they couldn't help but burst into laughter, and someone said: "This is a place where you can come if you want to come, and you can leave if you want, I'm afraid I'm not scared stupid, don't say, I look very smart, like a girl." ”
"Let's go, let's go, this is a place for people." Liu Chang also frowned and said.
"Great!" Seeing Master's approval, Goode answered excitedly, and after speaking, he was ready to smash the door.
"You stupid, this is a prison" Liu Chang said: "Go up!" Liu Chang looked at the row of fences above.
This row of fences is a window used to inspect the movement in the cell, and the iron railings as thick as fingers are densely packed in a row. It is very high from the ground, more than ten feet. Moreover, it is still suspended, and there is no place for strength around it.
Everyone followed Liu Chang's eyes, looked at the row of fences that were almost hanging in the air, and then looked at the four people, as if they were looking at fools!
Gude, when he saw him jumping up, jumped up, and then, lying on the windowsill with his left hand, holding a steel bar with his right hand, he heard a 'click', and the steel bar fell in response.
As he did, a large hole was soon opened, and then, with the exertion of his left hand, the man slipped out of the hole.
One after another, Liu Chang, Liu Ni, and Senior Brother Liu also jumped up and drilled out of the hole.
It's so easy?! The people below are all stupid and look at each other in disbelief, it's as simple as that? Why didn't you think of it before? A child can do it, and there's no reason why you can't do it yourself. One by one, they were concocted in the same way, jumping away like a window.
It's a pity that no one of them can touch the windowsill with their hands as high as they fall, and how much they fall.
Li Gang learned that Liu Chang and the others directly penetrated the cell and escaped from prison, and he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to sleep, and guarded his residence and office like an iron bucket overnight, even if he went to and pee, there were four guards standing at the door.
Li Gang and Master Li are like a great enemy, and Liu Chang and them are wandering around the streets of Kyoto.
Speaking of this way, it can really be described as colorful, that is, Senior Brother Liu later, whenever he talked about this matter with his partners, he was excited to dance, and he couldn't help himself.
To Kyoto, the distance is tens of thousands of miles, special means of transportation, they can't use it, they drive by themselves, and it is an endless fine, relying on the little bit of entanglement stolen by Senior Brother Liu, they can't go to Kyoto at all.
As for Liu Chang, he didn't want to kill all the way. In the end, I had to hijack a special train and rush all the way to Kyoto.
Kyoto has arrived, and so has trouble; Because their appearance is very outstanding, they can attract attention wherever they go. As a last resort, Gude, Liu Ni and Senior Brother Liu had no choice but to saw off their fangs.
"Master, senior sister, senior brother, you can be counted here, junior brother, I am worse than dead during this time." The two team members arranged by Goode in advance received Goode's notice and rushed to meet.
These two buddies are good, the hair on their bodies is glued together, they look like beggars fleeing the famine, they look very embarrassed, and when they see Liu Chang and others, they don't have time to greet each other, so they pour bitter water.
Senior Brother Liu was puzzled and asked, "No money?" ”
The two shook their heads and said, "That's not it, money is not a problem, the key is that we can't find a place to live." ”
Can't live in a store if you have money?
The two of them cried and said, "Don't you know, in Kyoto, how troublesome it is to live in a hotel, not only to prove your identity, but also to ...... I want to endorse it..."
At this time, even Liu Chang was a little surprised: "Endorsement? What books to endorse? ”
The two continued: "Master, you have to memorize all books, mainly to memorize the law, senior brother, do you know how many laws they have? 300,000! There are clear laws on how long to go to the toilet and how many pieces of toilet paper to use.
Brother, I've never memorized so many books in my life, and if I memorize one wrong, I'll go to cram school... If you make a mistake, you will be fined, and if you make a mistake, your brother will not even pay a fine if you get that money! ”
Liu Ni listened, frowned, and said, "So, we don't have a place to live tonight?" ”
The two shook their heads together and did not speak.
Liu Ni smelled her body, and felt some taste, especially with this mask on her head, it was even more uncomfortable, she thought of Kyoto, but she had to take a comfortable bath, but she didn't expect that this wish was in vain.
"I thought those cat people were enough to fuck up, but I didn't expect these werewolves to fuck up even more!" Along the way, Liu Chang has suffered more than a few days of grievances since the witch Gu, he was inexplicably fined endlessly, and was inexplicably imprisoned, and now, he doesn't even have a place to live, so he can't take five apprentices to sleep in a mouse hole. Originally, I wanted to keep a low profile as much as possible, whether it was a base colony or not, and I didn't want to bully people as much as possible; Now it seems that the tiger is not powerful, and he really thinks that he is a sick cat, "Let's go, find the biggest and best house in Kyoto!" ”
"Okay, okay" The apprentices looked at each other and smiled, clapping their hands.
Seeing a luxurious car, parked not far away, Goode showed a wicked smile, walked quickly to the car door, opened the door, and said, "Get out of the car, get out of the car!" Your car has been requisitioned! ”
The people in the car were still closing their eyes and recuperating, and they were dragged out of the car coldly, which really scared him enough, but when he looked at it, it was a hillbilly, and suddenly, he was furious, and said: "Little rabbit, you are looking for death!" Don't ask, who am I? Dare to requisition my car! ”
Goode stuck out his head, gave the crazy guy a smile, and said, "Now, it's mine!" ”
"My car, but it has a GPS, you can't run away!"
"Is this the thing" Goode felt under the cab, pulled out a small box, and threw it from the window to the ground, "Here you go, that's good!" ”
"Dare to rob my car, do you know who my dad is?"
"Who is your dad, go back and ask your mom!" Gude said lightly, no longer paying attention to the guy who was thundering, and drove the car in front of Liu Chang and them, "Master, senior sister, junior brother, get in the car!" ”
It's been aggrieved these days, and when everyone got into the car, Goode said "go you", and the car was like a gust of wind, and it disappeared all of a sudden.
"You're waiting for me!" All that was left was the unlucky bastard, stomping his feet hard.
According to the navigation, Liu Chang and his entourage soon found the largest and most luxurious guest house in the whole of Kyoto, the 'Imperial Capital Binsha'
Goode drove the car directly to the gate, and the master and apprentice got out of the car one after another.
"Welcome to the 'Imperial Capital Binshe', please show your ID." The doorman saw this group of people, not dressed well, but one by one they were dragged like something, so he hurriedly accompanied him and said with a smile.
"Nope!" Goode tilted his head and looked at the doorman with his nostrils.
The doorman still smiled and said, "No? Sorry sir, can't stay without documents! ”
"I'm not here to stay, I'm here to find trouble!" Goode felt that it was really cool to use the excuse of 'looking for trouble' in Li Gang's place, so he repeated the old trick.
"Mr. said with a smile, we are here in the 'Imperial Capital Binshe', and the last thing we are afraid of is that someone is looking for trouble!" The doorman still kept a smile on his face, but his tone became soft and hard, "Sir, for the safety of you and all the guests, please show your ID." ”
Gude, who was still full of confidence, didn't expect to hit a soft nail, and the other party scolded, or made a big fight, it was easy to do, but he reached out and didn't hit the smiling person, this dead doll, he didn't scold or fight, and he didn't know what to do all of a sudden.
Seeing that Gude was embarrassed, Liu Chang was so happy that he couldn't do it, so he stepped forward and pouted the doorman: "Why don't you beat him, look at him like he is underbeaten, beat him!" ”
The doorman's smile froze suddenly: "Aren't you guys in a group?" ”
"Yes, we're in a gang" Liu Chang said with a smile: "Beat him!" I don't help my relatives, I like to watch fights the most! ”
The business of this guest house is very good, and there are many people coming and going. Many people just glanced at it and left in a hurry.
Now, seeing a little guy clapping his hands and encouraging the doorman to beat someone, or his own person, it immediately aroused everyone's curiosity and they came forward to watch.
"Yes, beat him! Hit him!! "There are even more lords who like to watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal, fanning the flames on the side, lest the world be chaotic.
The chaos at the door also attracted the attention of the owner, because, a voice came from outside the crowd: "What's the matter?" What's wrong? ”
With the voice, a middle-aged man squeezed through the crowd.
The doorman replied timidly: "The owner, there are people living in the hotel, and there are no documents!" ”
The proprietor said loudly: "Didn't I tell you what kind of store I live in without documents?" If you don't have documents, you will be blasted out, call the guards, and blow them all away. Then he said to the onlookers, "Scatter, disperse, what is it like to gather around here, but you will be fined for gathering a crowd!" ”
As soon as they heard that they were going to be fined, everyone 'boomed' and dispersed. There are also a few who don't want to miss the excitement, and they stretch their necks to this side from a distance.
"Who's making trouble here?!" After a while, five or six guards came over with their teeth and claws, and when they saw Goode, they shouted even more arrogantly: "Are you making trouble here!?" ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it's him, it's him! He's making trouble, beating him! Beat him up!! Liu Chang rushed to a few guards and pointed to Goodland.
The guards glanced left and right, and there was no one around, so they asked, "Whose unlucky boy is this?" ”
"What belongs to his is his own. Beat him up! Liu Chang stretched out his little hand, jumped his feet and pointed at Goode, and kept shouting.
What's going on? The guard looked at the proprietor, and when he saw that the proprietor shook his head, he looked at the doorman, who nodded vigorously.
Liu Chang said: "Are you still fighting?" If you don't fight, open a room for us, we're going to sleep! What's the use of a bunch of indisputable things! ”
After speaking, he raised his legs and walked in, but his mouth was still saying: "Empty this guest house, it's too fucking noisy, you can't stop sleeping, don't kill anyone." Before he finished speaking, the figure was gone.
This sentence is not easy to understand, the guards thought they were talking about them, but Good, thought that the master was angry with himself and said that he was useless.
Goode's face was a little unbearable, and it didn't matter if he was smiling or not, he walked to the so-called owner, stretched out his hand and grabbed his neck and lifted him up, and said, "Did you hear that?" Immediately, immediately, empty this guest house, here, we have it! ”
"Stop!" Several guards were stunned by this sudden situation, and when they reacted, they yelled, and returned to their waists to grab their guns.
It turned out that just as Goode made a move, the other four brothers and sisters also shot and gave their weapons.
"I'm counting dozens, and if I don't agree, I'll break one leg of each of them, do you hear clearly?" Goode raised his other hand and counted, "One"
"Woo woo woo" The owner's neck was choked, and he could only make a whining sound.
Goode said: "What are you whining! Agree or disagree? ”
"Woo woo"
Senior Brother Liu said: "Senior brother, don't pinch it, if you pinch it again, you will die, Master said, don't let anyone die!" ”
When Goode saw it, the owner's face was a little dark, and he quickly let go of his hand. And the proprietor piled himself on the ground all of a sudden, covered his neck with his hands, and kept coughing: "Ahem, ahem, you are so bold, you know, ahem, what kind of place is this?" Dare to be here... Ahem... Risa Wild! ”
"Interrupt, interrupt." Goode waved his hand to the senior siblings behind him.
"Why, you, you haven't counted to ten!" The guards were stunned, and one of the guards shouted loudly when they heard Goode say 'interrupt'.
Goode exclaimed, "Ten! ”
"Ahh Yes! A terrible cry rang out in the hall.
"I, I, I," the proprietor finally felt scared, and said, "I'm alone here, so it doesn't matter if I say it." ”
Gude said: "Then you go to find someone who can have the final say, I still have dozens of numbers, and if there is no result, I will break your legs!" ”
"With..."The proprietor just wanted to refute, why did they only break one leg, but they wanted to break two of themselves, but before the words came out, he changed his words: "Agreed, agreed!" I agree to empty the entire Binsha! ”
"That's right, it's good to talk about it, but this document is still a little troublesome, and I really don't have it." Goode patted him on the shoulder and said kindly.
The proprietor shook his head like a windmill and said, "No, no!" ”
Goode said: "This is not good, as if we are bullying others." That's it, don't bother the two masters, you can get us a few, it doesn't matter if it's real or fake, just have it! ”